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    On his knees, worrying his bottom lip between his teeth, lamenting how Morax wouldn't fit inside his pretty, pink mouth, Ajax looked so innocent. A red blush colored his cheeks, ears, and shoulders. He was so aggressively cute. Sweat soaked the roots of his tousled orange hair. Freckles littered his soft skin and stood out beautifully against the deepening blush. His strong hands fidgeted in his lap, covering himself.

    Yes, Ajax was too precious and interesting to let go.

    Childe and Zhongli accidentally time travel to the Archon War.

    aka Childe gets fucked by Rex Lapis.

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    26 Jul 2026

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    A masterpiece. Deserves to be in a museum

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    During a college party, Kaveh assumes that Alhaitham is a virgin nerd based on the descriptions that Tighnari and Cyno gave him but Alhaitham proves him wrong.

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    27 Nov 2023

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    Childe has a Weapon problem- specifically, that he can't keep one.

    He's too reckless, too wild, and too keen on pushing his Weapon partners past their limits. He's just about ready to give up when he meets Zhongli, a Weapon who just might be the solution- so long as Childe can manage to keep his dick in his pants.

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    08 Sep 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    When Kaveh and Alhaitham fall, they fall hard—and take everything with them.

     

    Modern AU, Day 4 of HaiKaveh Week July 2023. Explicit, slow burn, angsty, romance. Kaveh-centric.

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    08 Aug 2023

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    aka "Emperor's consort doesn't know the difference between being a concubine and being a consort"

    Tsaritsa wants her child to have a good life after serving her on the battlefield for so long, so she makes a deal with an old friend. In exchange for her military might, he will marry her son. Childe who has no formal omega training has to do his best to cover up the fact he has no idea what he's doing.

    Do your best to be a good omega Childe!

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    13 Nov 2022