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    i was raised out in the cold (i was raised on little light) by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    14 Apr 2026

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    No one would believe it now, but Ilya Rozanov was a shy kid, prone to tears. Small for his age. An easy target.

    After his mother’s death, he threw himself into hockey. He hit a growth spurt. He started lifting weights, became big and strong. Not as big and strong as his older brother, but big enough to make Alexei and the other bullies think twice. Strong enough to fight back.

    (Or: Five times Ilya has to go home to Russia, and one time he chooses to go home to Shane.)
     


    This isn’t what Ilya had in mind when he figured they’d be spending most of their time at the cottage in bed.

    He throws his arm over his eyes and groans. “I am ruining our time together. I am ruining your time off.”

    “No you’re not,” Shane says. “Are you kidding me? I’ve basically been fantasizing about this.”

    Ilya lowers his arm. “About me puking all over your favorite place on earth?”

    “No, you asshole. About taking care of you.”

    Ilya stares at him.

    Shane says, defensively, “What?”

    “I fantasize about you fucking yourself on boring beige dildo,” Ilya says, voice cracking, “and you fantasize about me being sick at your cottage so you can take care of me?”

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    06 Aug 2026

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    Good by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    03 Jan 2026

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    The second dinner goes better than the first.

    (Shane is his mother's son.)

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    29 Jul 2026

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    a pox on all your houses by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    20 Jul 2026

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    "Chlamydia?" Ilya has never heard Hollander's voice reach such heights in the absence of a cock. "You have chlamydia?"

    "I did not get it on purpose," Ilya complains.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    Metaphors as Mixed as You Can Make Them by

    Fandoms: Inception (2010)  

    02 Oct 2010

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    Eames tries to incept Arthur. A story of forgiveness, family, fancy suits, and ~feelings.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    'You feel good' by

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    12 Jul 2026

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    13 Jul 2026