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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    “Ilya?” his voice is thick and heavy on his tongue. He's so agonizingly beautiful, his face tender and red from the impact of his helmet hitting the ice moments before. “I’m okay,” he insists, blinking slowly.

    And then, starting at his fingertips, Shane starts to fade away, just like St-Simon and Marlow and Pike moments before. Eyes soft, Shane gazes at Ilya, not seeming to realize what’s happening at all. And Ilya, overcome with terror, can only watch as Shane’s whole being simply disintegrates into thin air.

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    Half the universe is snapped out of existence, including Shane.
    Ilya struggles to cope.

    Or, a character study on grief, ending with reunion.

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    Slowly, the realization of what he is asking him to do sets in.

    “Shane,” he croaks, his voice breaking. I can’t hurt you.

    “Please,”

    Always so pretty when he begs. Even like this, all messed up and bloody. Ilya loves him more than life.

    “I don’t want anyone but you touching me."

    That finally did it.

    During the Boston vs. Montreal game, Marleau doesn't knock Shane out completely but still injures him. While a fight breaks out, Shane begs Ilya to help him, right there on the ice in front of the whole arena. Unfortunately, Ilya could never say no to him.

    [SECOND CHAPTER WITH REACTIONS NOW ADDED]

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    'This is what happens when the social media manager for the Ottawa Centaurs just finished rewatching the entirety of The Office for the 3rd time'

    “What a fucking nerd,” Ilya laughed, his eyes following Shane across the ice. The camera swung between them before eventually landing back on Ilya.

    “I want to eat him,”

    Luca blinked at him, horror slowly etching onto his face.

    “Like...sexually or...literally?

    Behind the camera, Harris cleared his throat to remind them of his presence. Ilya’s eyes never left Shane, who was still berating Troy by citing some charts from his clipboard.

    “Yes,” 

    Haas looked into the camera in utter fear.

    Alternatively, The Office Fic

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    04 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 73

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    Ilya tells Shane that he wants a divorce. Shane, sure that everything between them was fine, is absolutely blindsided. It turns out that Ilya loves Shane so much, he just wants to marry Shane again as once was not enough.

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