tisaneedatea
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In a Recent Statement by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Jun 2026
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Marriage, according to Dr. Ratio, is a contractual arrangement requiring careful evaluation.
Marriage, according to you, is living with an annoyingly attractive genius who keeps proving you wrong.
Neither of you is having a good time.
(This is a lie)
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BREAKING!! The CupidTM and the Said Subject FINALLY Get Their Promised BEACH EPISODE??? by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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Okay so… this is the beach episode, huh?
Waitttt my pet’s even here!! (pats him, excitedly)
??? Bro why is this Phainon’s dude even here too??? (not? affectionate)
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In which you’re on your holiday then you see Phainon
Or is it?Series
- Part 2 of Cupid’s Arrow HQ
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A Serious Business (of Love and Migraine) by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
31 May 2026
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You love your job as a Cupid
Until the arrow you shoot starts becoming the problem
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AKAIn which you're a Cupid™ and the said subject; arrow is Phainon of Aedes Elysiae
And for some reason—this time—something is watching back
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- Part 1 of Cupid’s Arrow HQ
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until we can reunite again by the fate itself.
Recent series
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Cupid’s Arrow HQ by noturnalist (tisaneedatea)
Fandom 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
09 Jun 2026
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In which you, a humble Cupid deals with a very berry annoying obstacle called Phainon of Aedes Elysiae.
Then something really cool happened ;)
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there's blood on your lies by HopeStoryteller
Fandoms: Pokemon Legends: Arceus (Video Game), Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions
23 Feb 2025
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Cynthia probably shouldn't tell this man that she's from the future.
"I'm from the future," Cynthia says.
Or: local history/mythology nerd (among other things) ends up in Hisui. Surely nothing can go wrong with this.
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Discoveries in Mathematical Pedagogy by Otaku553
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters: Black & White | Pokemon Black and White Versions, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Jul 2026
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Quirkless man with large white dragon confounds local law enforcement, more at 11.
(N falls into a world with no Pokémon and learns firsthand that formulas tend to fall apart when applied to unfamiliar parameters.)
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27 Aug 2026
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Blessed Art Thou (full crew au) by Sundrop_writer
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
11 Aug 2026
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When Ryland Grace wakes up, all knows is the weight of the world has been put on his shoulders. Yao and Ilyukhina were chosen as the best of the best, and he isn't even an astronaut. But his crewmates never needed another astronaut, they need him. The Hail Mary was designed for three. And they aren't alone.
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AU in which Yao and Ilyukhina survive the coma because I love them and I need Grace to have human contact. AKA Rocky returns home with three weird aliens.- Language:
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30 Jul 2026
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The Calculus of Harmony by MarkofArtemis
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship is Magic (Cartoon 2010), 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Anime), 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil (Manga), 幼女戦記 | Youjo Senki | Saga of Tanya the Evil - Carlo Zen (Light Novels)
01 Aug 2026
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Tanya Degurechaff is reborn as a Thestral in Equestria, and grows up under the long shadow of Nightmare Moon. Can even she learn that friendship is magic?
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25 Jul 2026
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Draco Malfoy never learned when playtime ends. Raised together in the same pure-blood world, you were inseparable as children—but the teenage Draco still acts like a boy who always gets what he wants, and the line between friendship and possession begins to blur.
Bookmarked by tisaneedatea
19 Jul 2026