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Epic Prank by toothpickonsalt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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A-Xian: ok hear me out
A-Xian: I'm sending the most recent contacts on my messages a lyric from their respective number on my workout playlist
A-Xian: i have written what I think their reaction is going to be and as many as I get wrong I will stop listening to Spotify for those many days
A-Xian: and if anybody recognises what I am doing i will block that artist on Spotify
A-Xian: isn't that brilliant
A-Xian: Jiejie?
Shijie: Ah sorry A-Xian. I was so taken aback by the brilliance in your plan I had to take a walk around my house.
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Wei Wuxian thinks of an Epic Prank. With vast consequences and an awed audience.
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Jisung thinks he found a weird similarity in who his best friend Lee Minho chooses to sleep with. They all look like him. Does that mean he wants to fuck him, too? He decides to investigate to prove his theory by putting an unsuspecting Minho through different tests. Chan disagrees, but this isn’t about him.
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17 Aug 2026
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Heart rabbiting, Minho peels his hoodie away from his chest and peers down, because surely he forgot to take the alpha’s shirt off this morning, and that’s what he’s smelling—but he has no such luck.
He’s going crazy. He must be. He’s imagined smells before, the most random things at random times, but he’s never sensed them this vividly, like he could reach out and touch the alpha, taste the chocolate and orange all the way on the back of his tongue—
Minho chuckles quietly to himself, humorless, maniacal. This is simply not happening.
(or: The anonymous alpha whose clothes Minho has been buying for months ends up in his class; Jisung can't figure out how his new project partner could be so sour, yet so sweet.)
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17 Aug 2026
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Will is often left hanging.
Literally.
Sometimes, it’s on a cock. Other times, it’s on a doorknob. On the rare occasion, he’s been a tree-topper during Christmas, with his hole swallowing up the dildo that’s screwed onto the top. No matter where he is, impaled on display, he doesn’t get to choose. After all, he’s just a pretty decoration, something kept around to entertain the dinner guests that come over every Friday night.
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17 Aug 2026
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Finding the best path forward can be a little clumsy sometimes.
Luckily, Jisung and Minho get to do it together.
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16 Aug 2026
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“I’m calling from the Seoul National Medical Centre. We have you listed here as the emergency contact for a Han Jisung. Do I have the right person?”
(Three years ago, Minho broke Jisung's heart with a single phone call. It's ironic then, that the universe decides to return the favour.)
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- Part 1 of hbm verse