uncle_edgelord
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Sure, maybe you knew that this was going to happen eventually, but the 'when' part of the whole thing couldn't have been dropped on you at a worse time.
The aching reality is that you’re about to be involved in a war.
An actual, all-encompassing ‘super sucks that I might not see my mid-to-late thirties’ kind of war.
And fate, relentless bitch, went ahead and decided that right now has been the perfectly appropriate time to reintroduce the colossal fucking traitor you used to be in love with back into your life.
Unbelievable.
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Your name is Dave Strider.
You really wish you could remember everything.
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- Part 4 of Improvidence
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Dark Corners, Sharp Angles (Year One) [Podfic] by theaxisofidiocy, uncle_edgelord
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Sep 2015
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Your name is Karkat Vantas.
Your life is unnecessarily complicated.
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Your name is Karkat Vantas.
And you are the most beautiful and superlative specimen of complete and total relationship failure in the history of everyone and everything.
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- Part 3 of Improvidence
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"We need to stop thinking linearly and skeptically, and open our minds to the unknown. To… to paranormal studies, to possible extraterrestrial occurrences. To global catastrophes that are beyond the limits of our current understanding. Do you see what I'm getting at? If anyone is going to make any kind of rational sense out of what's going on in this town, it's going to be someone trustworthy, hard-working, dependable, and intelligent."
The stubborn hitch in Carlos's shoulders has been melting dejectedly away with every word. "So you chose me," he concludes dryly and joylessly.
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Whispers in the Well (The Things We Buried) by Oddshro0m
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
22 Nov 2025
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Cole used to spend every summer at his grandpa’s farm. The only trouble is, he doesn't remember any of it. The only thing he can recall when he receives the deed to the farm is an intense feeling of fear and trepidation. Plagued by nightmares and strange whispers outside the farmhouse at night, his only hope is to try and recover those missing memories.
Why is everyone in town so cagey? Why did Grandpa’s letter warn him not to unseal the well? And why is Sebastian so desperate to avoid him?
Extensive Rewrites to entire work: 11/21/25
Bookmarked by uncle_edgelord
12 Jan 2026
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Baba by Crownofpins
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon), Castlevania, 悪魔城ドラキュラ | Castlevania Series, Castlevania (TV)
13 Jan 2018
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Deep in the wilds, mysterious things wander through the lands on mysterious trails. Dracula isn't the only legend that walks their earth.
In stumbling across an abandoned village that seems too good to be true, Trevor stumbles across himself, too. Lucky for him and the lives of the countrymen riding on his success, Alucard and Sypha are there to pick him up.
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- Part 2 of Baba
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03 Jul 2023
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Dream-sharing: a highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams, and unearth their deepest secrets and memories.
Within this business, the Strider-Lalondes are known as the best there is — until Dirk Strider gets his fool-ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden.
To save him, the best and brightest dreamers in the world will have to form a team. Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the latest, greatest agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind... It's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.
11/11/21: FULLY REVISED WITH A "FIVE YEARS LATER" EPILOGUE
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Bookmarked by uncle_edgelord
02 Jan 2021
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Hollywood had it wrong. The end of the world can be a slow thing. It never happens all at once.
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02 Jan 2021
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so long as you don't mind a little dying by friendly_ficus
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
12 Aug 2020
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Try as he might he can’t figure out what it is that’s gotten them here, him with unpleasant tea and Beau watching him with godless, faithless eyes, too sharp to do anything but hurt. It’s an unworthy thought, unworthy of both of them, but he’s...
“Goodnight,” he says, abrupt, and flees.
(Three conversations, three cups of tea; sometimes, you have to push.)Bookmarked by uncle_edgelord
23 Aug 2020