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  1. Public Bookmark 28

    you couldn't be the kind i could ever outgrow by

    Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)  

    28 Sep 2023

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    “I’m harpaxophobic and I’m afraid you’ll take my breath away,” says Cody, hoping that Noah will look past his horrendous pronunciation of a word he’d just learned that afternoon. A half-hour of research had gone into that pick-up line though; Cody would daresay it’s his best one so far.

    “You’re not harpaxophobic, you would have harpaxophobia,” says Noah in the same bored, reserved tone he usually adopts around Cody.

    Five times Cody uses a pick-up line on Noah + one time Noah flirts back.

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    06 Oct 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 37

    this is where i want to be (surrounded by your company) by

    Fandoms: Total Drama (Cartoon)  

    04 Sep 2023

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    Cody thinks, I have seen Noah smile fourteen times. He keeps a mental log, or tries to, because he becomes an amnesiac when Noah flashes him one of those genuine smiles he rarely ever wears, and it’s hard to estimate a good tally count when he finds himself constantly vying for more.

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    02 Oct 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

    can i be yours? by

    Fandoms: American High Shorts (Web Series), Real Person Fiction  

    25 Sep 2026

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    Hyde clarified, “It was just a little thing we had when we were living together. Ya know, for the benefits…” He smirked, expecting everyone to laugh or cheer again. Instead, Tommy choked on his drink and coughed, really loudly. “You good, Thomas?”

    Grace, who was sitting next to Tommy pat his back to help with the coughing. When he stopped and gained back his composure, he asked with a hoarse voice, “You– You guys had a thing? …And didn’t tell me?”

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    25 Sep 2026

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    so why don't we fall by

    Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender  

    05 Aug 2016

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    Five times Lance used a pet name for Keith, and one time Keith used one for Lance.

    Keith has no basis for having a relationship with someone, so he's trying to follow Lance's lead.

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    05 Sep 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 12

    Sleep Deprivation Is Good For Your Love Life (The Nap Fic) by

    Fandoms: Bandom, My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy  

    24 May 2015

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    Prompt: "I accidentally stumbled upon your makeshift hideout on school grounds let me nap here and I won't say a word"

    Or, the one where Pete deprives himself of sleep as an excuse to hang out with the cute guy in the abandoned closet.

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    14 Aug 2026