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Having met through a set of strange circumstances--a wrong number who asks if his nudes are alright, then finding themselves paired together in class--Remus and Sirius have plans for a date. They do a lot of talking before the date, however,
2:17 Sirius: so i should use punctuation because it turns you on...?
or because you worship it?2:17 Remus: Yes
2:17 Sirius: if i use proper punctuation will you worship me?
2:18 Remus: Well that depends on a few circumstances
I think we should have our first date before the worshipping begins, thoughA continuation of Send, covering the days before the date and the date.
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Sirius texts the wrong number and asks for advice, about if his nudes are good—which leads to flirting and nearly sexting, brief in person encounters, and plans about the future.
12:46 unknown: I can flirt with you
If you're good12:46 unknown: oh i can be so good, so good
12:47 unknown: I got you to use your first comma, I'm so proud of you, you are a good boy aren't you, using proper punctuation
12:47 unknown: seriously
thats what you focus on?Series
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“I reckon I’ve been stoned for the last four years straight, but I dunno about high.”
“Well, this will be fun then,” Sirius said, something like murder in his eyes. Something like mischief. Maybe even the moon.
“What?”
Sirius inched closer, and Remus felt his mind slip away. The TV was static in his ears, the beating of his heart drowning it out. A gulp, and he was ready to relinquish his fate.
Sirius smiled. Wicked. Wonderful. Whispering, “Let me get you high, Moony.”
or; Remus is Sirius' dealer. They meet every two weeks for five minutes at a time. Remus has a crush, and that's okay. Remus is obsessed, and that's alright. He can deal with it. It's casual, until it isn't.
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29 Jul 2026
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Looks Like We're in for Nasty Weather by Nara_Riya
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Dec 2025
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After Sirius Black’s prank goes too far, Remus Lupin stops speaking to him. No forgiveness, just an aching silence that gets sharper the closer the full moon creeps in.
Then Slughorn assigns Amortentia, and Sirius realises something he can’t unlearn.
So Sirius does what he always does when he’s desperate - testing the limits of Remus’s patience.
It involves mistletoe, a charmed cup that won’t let anyone lie, Regulus Black being unhelpful in exactly the right way, and staying at Hogwarts over Christmas.It’s a train of terrible ideas, and it might be the thing that finally works.
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15 Jun 2026
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"I think maybe, if you're good at putting out fires, you just run from fire to fire and don't even think about it."
Sirius Black was never sorted into Gryffindor. To protect the only family he had, Sirius was sorted into Slytherin, and nothing was the same. He kept his head down, and kept his cards close to his chest as he took the Dark Mark, dropped out of school and eventually sold out his entire family and Death Eater intel during the first war. 8 years later, after fleeing to Greece with his brother and focusing on nothing but literal home improvement, Sirius finds himself back in London and enrolled in Adult Education courses to finish his schooling--including Defense Against the Dark Arts taught by none other than Remus Lupin.
Sirius could fix anything. Sirius could take care of a home, take care of his family, take care of an entire wizarding world. And Remus? He could take care of Sirius.
Rated M for swearing and some hefty dom/sub dynamic (they eventually fade out with the evolution of the fic but it is there)
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01 Jun 2026
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Of Quiet Hearts And Thundering Dreams by TracingPatterns
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2022
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Sirius Black never thought he was the kind of person who would ever settle in a sleepy village outside of London, but that was before Lily and James Potter died, leaving their son in Sirius' care.
Remus Lupin never thought he would return to his childhood village, but that was before he found himself being a single parent in a foreign country.
Neither of them thought they were looking for something, but maybe they were.
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31 May 2026
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James was trying to “find himself” whatever-the-fuck that means. And Sirius, as his long-exasperated best friend, was dragged along with him, finding themselves in Kerry, Ireland.
Luckily, Sirius had Moony: his anonymous online confidant, his late-night constant, his almost-something, to keep him sane in the face of his (second) brother losing the plot. Only, Moony has no interest in taking things further than that. But it's enough for Sirius.
Or, it had been, right up until he and James broke down on the side of the road, and were saved by a good-looking local, Remus.
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29 May 2026