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    “You did what?” Naomasa eventually rasps once he can breathe again.

    “I don’t want my boy to make the same mistakes I did,” Toshinori explains. “But he’s a great deal shyer than I was at his age. So I’ve taken it upon myself to reach out on his behalf.”

    “No,” Naomasa practically gasps, some strange mix of horror and glee in his expression. “Toshinori, tell me you’re joking. You’re trying to matchmake Izuku?”

    Naomasa doesn’t wait for Toshinori to actually answer him.

    Instead, he just breaks out into loud braying laughter, uncaring of the way everyone around them has stopped to stare.

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    23 Aug 2026

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    Eraserhead is a pro hero. Deku is a vigilante. Both are absolute gremlins, and neither has ever been in a real relationship. When Eraserhead accidentally invites Deku as the plus-one to his best friend's wedding, he has no idea what he's in for.

    A fic in which Aizawa and Izuku are absurd human beings with a lot of heart and zero common sense, who bring out the best (worst? most chaotic) in each other. Aizawa cleans up nice, Izuku cleans up spilled coffee, and this pair of dorks speedrun a relationship in a week.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    Izuku Midoriya didn't mean to get married. He just wanted to piss off his mom.

    A fake Craigslist ad for a boyfriend seemed like the perfect way to ruin another uncomfortable dinner. He expected trolls, maybe a scam or two. Not… whatever this was.

    It was supposed to be a joke.
    It’s getting harder to remember that.
    (He didn't think either of them wanted to.)

    "I think I'm in love. Marry me."

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    "Come on, Midoriya, think about it. Showing up to the family dinner with a surprise husband in tow? Someone they've never met – never even heard about? Who's…" he cleared his throat, glancing away for a moment with pursed lips, "at least twice your age?"

    Izuku considered it. He hated that he was considering it.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    Which brings Shōta to where he is now.

    Four months into the longest and best relationship of his entire life with the literal #1 Can Do Hero, heading home after a long patrol to the apartment he somehow ended up officially moving into last month, with a bit of precious cargo tucked securely into the folds of his capture scarf.

    Kimchi, because that’s what Shōta had found the kitten attempting to eat in the dumpster it had so obviously been tossed into, is a sauce-covered ball of gray fur with an attitude roughly three times her size.

    Shōta already loves her desperately.

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    21 Aug 2026

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    Free To A Good Home.

    The title catches Izuku’s attention as he’s browsing posts on the /cats section of one of the local exchange sites.

    Izuku clicks.

    The post is formatted in bullet-point style.  It’s short and blunt but informative, and something about it catches Izuku’s attention instantly.

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    18 Aug 2026