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    The Kim Namjoon and Min Yoongi Completely Foolproof Matchmaker Avoidance Strategy (Patent Pending) by for patroclvss

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    12 Nov 2024

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    To spoil their families’ matchmaking plans, Namjoon and Yoongi decide to get married... to each other. After all, don’t they always say you should marry your best friend?

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    13 Aug 2026

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    good_things_final_final322.mp3 by for itisalldirty

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    21 May 2022

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    It all starts with a: “Hey, you’re the guy in the poster on my dad’s wall!”

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    07 Aug 2026

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    take me out (the date way or the assassination way) by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    24 May 2017

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    yoongi [7:58]
    IM READY TO DROP DEAD

    jimin [7:59]
    relatable

    jin [7:59]
    you say that at least three times a week

    namjoon [7:59]
    is this about the guy you keep running into

    tae [8:00]
    what guy?????? are u keeping tea from me????????

    jin [8:01]
    theres a mysterious hot guy on campus that yoongi keeps running into like a damn romantic drama but every time they meet he ends up nearly killing yoongi

    tae [8:01]
    kinky

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    05 Aug 2026

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    when breaking rules (go hard or go home) by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    07 Jul 2017

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    when you’re a freshman, you learn a few things during the first couple of weeks, things that aren’t written down anywhere:

    1. you don’t pick more than one eight a.m. class per semester because you won’t be able to get up
    2. you don’t leave your laundry in the dryer overnight because it will get stolen
    3. you don’t get involved with min yoongi.

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    or: jungkook gets involved with min yoongi. jimin would make a terrible secret agent, and taehyung is a lizard dealer (?)

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    04 Aug 2026

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    Heart of the Matter by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    18 Dec 2018

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    Disaster witch Kim Taehyung meets perfect senior Min Yoongi in the poison greenhouses of witch school. Years later, Taehyung owns a clinic that fixes hearts, Yoongi has a celebrated apothecary, and they (don't) get along.

    Harry Potter-ish, but not in that universe.

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    31 Jul 2026