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- Fallout (Video Games) (11)
- Fallout 4 (10)
- Red Dwarf (UK TV) (7)
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“I lowered my voice. Do you like it? I downloaded several other audio samples if you’d prefer something else.”
“No. Fuck no, I don’t like it," Hank says.
“I’m sorry.” Connor’s LED flicks to yellow for less than a second, and when he opens his mouth someone else’s voice entirely comes out, something deep and rumbly and Not Connor. “Is this better?”
“Connor. I like you. Your voice."
When Hank takes Connor to bed for the first time, he wasn't expecting the android to be the insecure one.
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your blood for my heart (my love you already have it) by what_on_io
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Jul 2024
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"There's a ritual, you see. Not the kind you're thinking, don't worry. But it does require the, ah, blood of a mage to complete."
Gale's stomach twists painfully. "Oh. I see. Well, It’s not like I wasn’t prepared to sacrifice myself once, right? For you, Astarion, anything."
Astarion turns slowly to face him, blanket still hitched up to his chin. “You think… you think I want to sacrifice you?”
Astarion figures out a way to walk in the sun again, and heads to Waterdeep to enlist Gale's help. They, obviously, fall in love along the way.
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The orb is gone, and Gale is somehow, miraculously, still here. It’s more than Astarion could have hoped for, with Cazador dead on top of it and an offer of comfort and safety after all this, in a tower in Waterdeep.
So when Gale draws him close enough for Astarion to smell the now untainted blood rushing under his jugular, presses a kiss to his forehead and whispers, “It’s gone. Finally. You know what this means?” Astarion tries very hard not to let his stomach drop.
Astarion misunderstands a selfless offer from Gale, and tortures himself needlessly. Cuddles ensue.
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Lane is pacing again. Charon can hear his heavy footfalls a room over, camped out in his -his! - bed with the reading lamp on. Not that he's getting much reading done. Lane's left his entire library out for Charon's perusal, but the tension thrumming through the thin metal walls has set his jaw on edge. Even when the boy's solved the Wasteland's problems almost singlehanded, Lane has found something new to be stressed about. It leaks out of him, flows like waves, makes Charon's own temples ache with a phantom symbiosis. The only headaches he ever gets anymore.
Lane never accepts failure, except from Charon.
The Lone Wanderer wants Charon's freedom, perhaps more than Charon himself does. He decides to venture out into the Commonwealth to find it, leaving Charon in Gob's ~capable~ hands.
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when i die i want your hands on my eyes by what_on_io
Fandoms: Fallout 4, Fallout (Video Games)
24 Jun 2021
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“Or maybe you like your men served a lil’ more irradiated,” Hancock snarls. He crowds the soldier, so their chests are pressed together and he can feel the human heat through his shirt. From this angle, the big man has to tilt his head down to look him in the face. “Is that it, soldier?”
“Fuck you.”
“You want to?”
A little ficlet collection that I apparently couldn't stop myself from starting, based in my never give all the heart (for love) universe.
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- Part 7 of never give all the heart (for love)
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never give all the heart (for love) by what_on_io
Fandom Fallout (Video Games), Fallout 4
24 Jun 2021
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Frank's so fucking freaky he's potentially wigging out a fucking vampire.
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31 Jul 2026
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You Might Just as Well Be Blind by ArwaMachine for sherlock_is_actually_a_girls_name
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
23 Dec 2020
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When a serial killer starts targeting couples, Sherlock and John must do what they have to do in order to get to the bottom of things.
Unfortunately, John already has a girlfriend. Surely pretending to be in a relationship with Sherlock won't pose any problems with his relationship, will it?
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16 Jul 2026
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06 Jul 2026
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Rimster Week 2026: Day 4 ~ Dave Era/Confession by just_a_dapper_fellow
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
11 Jun 2026
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Rimster Week 2026: Day 4 ~
Dave Era/ConfessionArnold Rimmer failed the Astronavigation Officer Qualification Exam for the thirty-seventh time at 14:03 ship time on a Tuesday.
The computer delivered the news with its usual enthusiasm. "Candidate Arnold Judas Rimmer has achieved a score of forty-two percent."
Rimmer stared at the screen. Forty-two percent. The really offensive part was that forty-two percent represented a personal best.
After another failed attempt at his astronavs, Rimmer gets seriously drunk. Then, he confesses his love to Lister. He doesn't know that he's already married to the guy.
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- Part 4 of Rimster Week 2026
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11 Jun 2026
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In the dim light of the street lamps he saw the form of a man stand on the bridge. Valjean stopped short. He knew him. He’d have known him anywhere, so long had he haunted his dreams and his every waking step. Javert climbed on the parapet, staring down into the dark waters of the Seine.
When Javert doesn't turn up to arrest him, Valjean is worried he's found out about his other apartment and will encounter Cosette there. He finds him on the parapet of a bridge, ready to end his life and what else can he do than to stop him and take the distraught man home with him?
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29 May 2026