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    Shane Hollander has a child that no one knows about. He keeps her hidden for a reason, wanting to give her a normal life. How easy will this be to keep while juggling with the struggles of being a single parent, handling a 10 year long situationship, and keeping his image?

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    "Jane" gets added to the Centaures WAGs chat shortly after Ilya moves to Ottawa. Maybe a group of girl friends is exactly what Shane needs in the face of hardship

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    25 Aug 2026

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    Fanart gallery so I can keep all my heated rivalry drawings in one place
    -- Changed the rating to Explicit

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    11 Aug 2026

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    “Shane,” Hayden says, voice tight. 

    At once, the hairs on Shane’s arms stand to attention. He sits up, bracing himself. 

    “What’s happening?” 

    “You’re getting married to Rose Landry.” 

    Shane chokes. “What?” 

    Or: news breaks that Shane Hollander is getting married to Hayden Pike, and then, improbably, to Rose Landry. The only problem? He isn’t. 

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    05 Aug 2026

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    “We are not going to do anything. You will enjoy time as me, I will dread time as you, until we inevitably switch back. Probably will only be thirty minutes.”
    “That’s a pretty stupid plan.”
    “No. A stupid plan would be one that involves talking to you any more than I have to. Goodbye Pike. We never speak of this.”
    At that moment, the phone in Hayden’s hand buzzes. He looks at the contact and sees the name “Jane <3.” Without thinking, Hayden asks, more to himself, “Who’s Jane?”
    Suddenly, Rozanov’s tone changes, “No! You do not speak to Jane! Jane is off limits.”
    Hayden is curious, “Who is she?”
    “She is no one, so you do not speak to her. Yes?”

    Or, Ilya and Hayden body swap for a few days and it goes about as well as you'd expect

    08/11 update: Hayden POV complete!!!

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    21 Jul 2026