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    It is an unremarkable, dreary March morning in Ottawa when Ilya Rozanov’s life swiftly burns to ashes around him. Ilya had intended to spend the rare morning off of training sleeping off the lingering exhaustion from the seemingly endless stretch of away games as long as Anya would allow.

    Instead, it is barely past six in the morning when armed agents pound on his front door.

    (Or, a remix of the FanMail incident.)

    completed fic, updates every thursday

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    07 Sep 2026

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    The man doesn’t look phased. On the contrary, he’s acting like it’s completely normal to talk about sex with a stranger.

    “Well, my wife wants me to…” David hesitates, but what damage could it do? Tomorrow, he’ll be on a plane back to Ottawa and he’ll never see this man again. “She wants me to try being more dominant.”

    The Russian grins. “Oh, you have met the right person.”

    Or: In 2014, David and Ilya become friends and start swapping sex advice. It's too bad they don't recognize each other.

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    06 Sep 2026

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    Cocaine was somehow everywhere in Shane’s life, at every party, in every pre-season lecture from coaches, in every post-season warning, every wild story the guys told to tempt the rookies into pleasure and scare them into line. And yet, Shane didn’t actually know much about it. He was too chicken, too prudish, maybe. He thought he was too good to ever need to know. Maybe Rozanov was right.

    “Okay.” Ilya’s agreement startled Shane from his thoughts. “My Jane… she is good lay, mm? The best, maybe. And she doesn’t like coke, not even for fun. So, I will not do it. One year. To prove a point and keep her happy. I do not have addiction problem, so will be easy-peazy. And when I win, I will get whatever I want. Okay?”

    -x-

    Or, my Shane and Ilya cocaine thesis

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    16 Aug 2026

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    When Peter Parker finds out the Avengers, his ex-girlfriend and best friend suddenly remember him, normally he would be overjoyed, in tears and accepting their invitation to stay in the tower.
    This is not that fic.
    Not immediately, at least.
    Because Peter has been alone for 4 years; its going to take some time for him to come back to his old life.
    Good thing Tony Stark is stubborn as a mule.

    I HAVE A TIKTOK, ITS Spidey_Addict GO CHECK IT
    OUTTTT
    I CHANGED MY TT ACCOUNT, ITS THE ONE ABOVE NOWW

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    09 Aug 2026

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    (9:25:26 AM)
    HollzyDays:
    um so i got a new book 2day it's about new hockey tekniques lol idk how to spell that word

    (9:27:49 AM)
    ILYaSOmuch:
    do u only talk about hockey

    (9:28:18 AM)
    HollzyDays:
    idk it is the thing we have in common and i rly like it

    (9:30:21 AM)
    ILYaSOmuch:
    ur a funny person

    Or: Shane and Ilya meet at a hockey camp when they’re 11 years old and exchange each other’s AOL Instant Messenger (AIM) screen names.

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    09 Aug 2026