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10 Aug 2026
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To You 100 Years Later by awesomecookies
Fandoms: 吸血鬼すぐ死ぬ | Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu | The Vampire Dies in No Time (Manga), 吸血鬼すぐ死ぬ | Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu | The Vampire Dies in No Time (Anime)
02 Apr 2026
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“Hold on!” Ronald slammed his palms on the desk as the realization dawned on him. “If I’m still here after retiring, then that means I never got married?!”
After all, there was no way he would continue living with a skinny vampire uncle if he had a beautiful wife and a kid. And if he did have a beautiful wife and a kid in the future, they should’ve shown up by now. Three days had passed and nothing!
This piece of information devastated him. He was probably eighty-something now. It was too late to find love. Tears pricked at the tips of his eyes.
“I’m going to die as a virgin!!!” He howled, collapsing into his hands as he covered his face.
The vampire took a long-suffering sigh before calmly walking to the living area again, and before Ronald knew it, a green leafy vegetable was once again shoved into his crying face.
“Fuck! Celery! Celery! Will you stop that?! Waaaaaah! Celeryadkdsflkgfgfl!!!!”
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Ronald travels to the future. Honestly, he wasn't impressed with what he saw. Or the time-travel AU I made years ago that only got to finishing now
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18 Jun 2026
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"Fighting, mhm." Invisigal hums, stepping through the portal and glancing around the apartment, before zeroing in on the floor. "And that's why... Robert's belt is on the floor?" Her eyes then flick down to their respective hard-ons.
"Gross, didn't even notice that." Malevola adds on, vaguely disgusted.
"Fuck—" Robert snatches it off the floor and stands, pulling it through his belt loops in record time. "That was—"
"Like catfighting." Flambae says hurriedly, sliding off the counter. "You know, like when girls rip out each-other's earrings and shit. It barely even fits his scrawny ass hips anyway." Wrong thing to say to prove they weren't making out. Robert winces.
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18 Dec 2025
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“One of these days I’m gonna burn that smug fucking look right off your face.”
Robert could reply with snark, a well-timed retort. He had it loaded.
Instead, he stares.
Like the way you're supposed to stare at the sun when it hates you, and you love it anyway.
“God, you're beautiful.”
Flambae arched a brow. “Yeah? I fucking know. Mirrors exist. But thanks.”
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Robert is in love with SDN’s resident flaming asshole.
Unfortunately, the flaming asshole is the only one who doesn't know.
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16 Dec 2025
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Flambae has a praise kink. Robert realizes as much sooner than later. He can't be expected to have any self control when Flambae's reactions are that cute.
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- Part 1 of the dreaded flambert situationship
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16 Dec 2025
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“You know,” John says, breaking the silence between them. “I have another idea instead of playing cards. A better idea, in my opinion.”
Bob blinks, and then he’s leaning in, blanket slipping from his shoulders. “You do?” he asks, more than a little curious. “What is it?”
John brings an arm up, flexing it in the air. He pats at his bicep and feels a smug smile tilting up the side of his mouth. “You’re looking at the guy who punched your dad that one time. Wanna see me do it again?”
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Usually, Yelena handles Bob when he’s in one of his moods. This time though, and on accident, John needs to pick up the slack. He just didn’t expect to come face-to-face with a little kid.
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14 Oct 2025
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Henry was risking his life again so Hans just kisses him because he thinks he might lose him.
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22 May 2025
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The journey isn't really as much fun as Hans expected. He is bored. He misses Rattay, he misses his wenches, and he knows that Henry always somehow does exactly what he asks him to. This time it couldn't be much different, right?
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05 May 2025
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But never doubt I love by FreyaBlackthorn
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
22 Jun 2025
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Henry was tasked with delivering a love letter - instead, he finds himself questioning just what is going on between him and his lord after that memorable night in Suchdol.
Basically Henry going: are we good friends? And Hans losing his mind over it.
Added a chapter 2 for a reply poem, written by me!
(Shakespeare would have had a field day with these two)
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24 Mar 2025
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Here is some porn and if you squint there is some plot too. In some far off future, where things are well and Henry is now a knight with a very important job [™] that sometimes takes him away from his liege lord. But he always looks forward to coming back to his lord’s domain and his Lord Capon is there to welcome him back with open (and capable) hands.
Basically them two being sappy and in love and me rambling about how hot Hans thinks Henry is whilst having his way with him because I'm here to preach bottom Henry from my pulpit.
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24 Mar 2025
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The young Lord Hans Capon had become quickly fond of the peasant blacksmith's boy thrust unwillingly into his service - not that he'd admit as much aloud.
A too-drunk night lost in the woods presents a complication that may change things forever.
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21 Mar 2025
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Spring has come (with love to town) by wild_pale_yonder for yera_ma
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
09 Mar 2025
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“Hans,” he immediately called, catching his breath and unable to keep his discovery to himself. “Hans,” urgent and even louder the second time.
“What, you dolt!? Keep yelling like that and every animal within a fifty mile radius will have cleared off by tomorrow,” came the lord’s reply in equal volume.
“Look what I’ve found,” Henry exclaimed, ignoring the biting remark, smile evident even in his tone.
Reading on, he struggled with one particular word, letters arranged in an unfamiliar way.
“This better be good,” Hans huffed as he strode toward Henry, hair still dripping wet.
“Some poor sod lost his letter,” Henry chuckled, still facing away from Hans, who had gone quiet. “Here, listen to this: ‘my heart has been full to bursting with unspeakable lust for none but you.’ Christ.”———
In which Henry finds a letter, and Hans is not happy about it.
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19 Mar 2025
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“Hans, I know. You don’t have to do this, it’s alright. I forgave you already.”
“You shouldn’t, though. Kurva, Henry, I was unbelievable to you! You should be furious; you should have happily left me on the gallows back there because of what I did, but instead, you save me and then go on and say things like—like…you…I-I just…fuck’s sake, I don’t know. I don’t understand you at all.”
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-Lord Capon and his faithful page, Henry of Skalitz, have a surprisingly heartfelt talk on an evening ride. Henry realizes how much the young heir of Rattay has come to mean to him, finding the revelation a bit…confusing.
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16 Mar 2025
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fall upon your sword by willelworld for hannibalismus
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
03 Mar 2025
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“Let’s duel,” Hans proposes confidently, watching in glee as Henry’s face morphs to some mixture of confusion and compliance. Perhaps, even some excitement in his eye, the way his brow flicks upwards.
“Alright, let’s duel. If you win, I’ll leave you alone the rest of the night. And if I win, you’ll drop this act and agree to a truce.”
At the Semine wedding, Hans and Henry work out their differences through swords rather than words.
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12 Mar 2025
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to grow and to learn (is something one can't do alone) by Imias
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Game)
17 Feb 2025
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It’s a never-ending stream of chatter, the likes you have with your best friends at a tavern table, three beers in. It’s… nice. Talking to Sir Hans is nice, when he forgets the need to prove himself superior every five minutes.
Or, about knowingly (and unknowingly) giving each other an opportunity to grow.
SET DURING KCD1
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12 Mar 2025
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After learning about their respective feelings, some time later, Hans wakes Henry up in the middle of the night, slightly drunk, in search for some intimacy.
Or, the pizzle did get yanked.
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- Part 2 of A quest in the Devil's Den
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12 Mar 2025
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Hans and Henry stay together, at least for now, at the Devil's Den. But not even the break from war will give Henry a break from requests. This time Hans has a taste for a forbidden book held by an unknown priest.
OR: Book of knowledge brings Hans and Henry anal sex
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10 Mar 2025
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Gavin Reed, one of the most vocal anti-android members of the DPD, has the RK900, Nines, assigned as his partner. The two of them work well together, but Nines can't ignore Detective Reed's dislike of androids. He attempts to minimize anything that might remind him too overtly of their differences.
Or, five times Nines hid something about his android self, and one time he didn't have to hide anymore.
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- Part 71 of Quarantine Drabbles
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27 Feb 2025
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Connor and Nines weren't friends. They barely even talked.
Right?
Or: the DPD learns that the android detectives are closer than they seem. And along the way, Gavin learns that not being an asshole has its perks.
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26 Feb 2025
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It begins with an accident. When Nines is wounded, Gavin's hands on his face feel so wonderful that the android can't get enough of it.
Androids don't need physical touch, right?
And certainly Nines does not want Gavin to touch him again.
Except, of course, he kinda does.
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- Part 1 of Touch
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24 Nov 2024