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Ming Fan's Perfectly Normal College Experience by inkkstaineddstarss (inkk_splatters), witchi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Feb 2026
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Ming Fan maintains that his experience at Cang Qiong University was not significantly out of the ordinary. It was an ordinary level of strange.
Spoiler alert: he is wrong.
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try again, try again, try again by absolutefuckery
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2023
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“Congratulations. I think that might be the stupidest idea you’ve ever had.” Mu Qing sounds… pissed off, yeah, but not as pissed off as Feng Xin thought he would be. Mostly, he sounds wary. “You want to—to kiss me again?”
Yes. More than anything.
Out loud, Feng Xin says, “I just don’t want you holding a bad kiss over my head for the rest of eternity. Are you gonna let me make this up to you or are you gonna be a little bitch about it?”
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Feng Xin accidentally steals Mu Qing’s first kiss. Naturally, the only logical solution is to give him another one. And another. And another. And another. And—
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05 Oct 2026
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“Uh, I made you ginger congee. I assume you haven’t eaten recently.” Feng Xin nudges the bowl across the table so it’s a little closer to Mu Qing, eyes flitting back and forth between him and the food. “Also I made peppermint tea if you want some afterwards. And I threw away your half-cooked eggs, which was disgusting by the way, they were stuck to the pan—”
Knowing that Feng Xin rambles when he’s nervous and won’t stop once he gets going, Mu Qing snaps, “What are you doing back here?”
Feng Xin’s head jerks up, brows furrowing angrily. “Fuck, just shut up and let someone take care of you for once. Eat your fucking congee.”
(Or: Mu Qing is sick and Feng Xin takes care of him. Lots of feelings and emotions ensue.)
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04 Oct 2026
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Bamboo Can (and Will) Kill You by MC_Hammer666
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2026
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Shen Jiu wakes up in a bamboo house he does not recognize, proceeds to rob the poor man blind, and commits murder as a boon.
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03 Oct 2026
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Poisonous by Myriade (PeanuutFlower)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Sep 2024
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After Mu Qing offers a cherry for Feng Xin to eat, they have to deal with an unexpected consequence.
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02 Oct 2026
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two secrets, twist and twine by chadsuke
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Feb 2026
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Feng Xin has always struggled with being the only female Martial God - but Mu Qing has never been one to taunt her for that.
Mu Qing has seen Feng Xin's struggles, and keeps her secret tucked deep inside. Why would she wish to subject herself to such?
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30 Sep 2026