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It follows that he who knows the city best must know best the food and restaurants and chefs. And in Liyue Harbour, there is just one person who fits this definition.
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rigor mortis by youtiao
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
26 Dec 2022
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Some time during the war, Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd stumbles in the forest, and dies.
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The events that follow Chapter II: Omnipresence Over Mortals. Remember: Living means facing the consequences.
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It goes like this:
He shuts his eyes to the horrors of the world.
The horrors of the world, however, all turn their eyes unto him.
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Spider-Man laughed so hard he fell off the Statue of Liberty. Johnny craned his neck to look for him, only to nearly get webbed in the face.
“Watch it!” he said, scrambling back.
“Sorry,” Spider-Man gasped out, swinging back up. “Kind of hard to aim through tears of mirth. Seriously? Seriously, seriously?”
“Seriously, what?” Johnny said, rolling his eyes.
“They want to make a musical about me,” Spider-Man said, drawing the words out very slowly like he was talking to a small child. Johnny flicked a spark at his gesturing hands. “They want this musical to star you. They want you to play me.”
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A Long Winter by dropdeaddream, WhatAreFears
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
17 Jun 2014
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In 1945, Steve Rogers jumps from a nosediving plane and swims through miles of Arctic Ocean to a frozen shore.
In 1947, Steve Rogers marries Peggy Carter.
In 1966, the New York Times finds the lost letters of Sergeant James Buchanan Barnes.
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11 Sep 2026
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the wide smile, the low-down glow by miniature_pineapples
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
11 Jun 2025
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“Johnny,” Rogue gasps. “I was joking! You didn’t actually get yourself a sugar daddy, did you?” She frowns at the P.I. logo, then adds: “And of all the damn CEOs you could have chosen… Parker, really? Spider-Man’s boss?”
“Okay, so he’s been buying me a lot of things,” Johnny acquiesces, holding his hands up in surrender. “But it’s really not like that. He can’t be my sugar daddy because I’m not sleeping with him, and besides” — Rogue arches an eyebrow, which makes Johnny falter — “he’s, uh, he’s younger than me?”
Spoiler: Johnny does end up sleeping with Peter. It’s all downhill from there.
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09 Sep 2026
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A House in the Hills by Traincat for pariahsdream
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Fantastic Four (Comicverse)
18 Jul 2020
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“Anyway, did you ever think I might want to sleep with him?”
Peter sat straight up in bed and turned on the bedside light. Mary Jane was still sitting up, her arms crossed defiantly over her chest, staring straight ahead at a spot on the wall, twin angry spots of color in her cheeks.
“You want to sleep with another man?” he demanded.
“Well, ideally you’d be there, too,” she said, scowling.
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Johnny is getting married. Peter is having a problem. Mary Jane has the solution.
Or, the Watson-Parkers homewreck their way to Johnny's happiness.
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07 Sep 2026
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Blackmail. Illegal porn. Undercover at a gay bar. The Nice Guys sure are at it again.
“Porn? I can throw a rock in this neighborhood and I’m gonna break the window of a porn store.”
March gestured anxiously, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Healy paused. “Ohhhhh. The nasty stuff. Whips and handcuffs. Girls and animals.”
“Close,” March said, grimacing. He really, really didn’t want to have to explain this. “Think more like…. Disco.”
“Disco?” Healy raised an eyebrow. “What, like the queer music? You think the back room of that store is full of porn for… For disco fans.” He nodded thoughtfully a couple of times. “And you’re an expert about this?”
For a second the whole world went white around the edges and March thought he might pass out. He was too sober for this conversation. What exactly had Healy noticed that morning, how obvious exactly had his full-body reaction to Healy’s hand on his neck been? “I was a happily married man!” March said, and as soon as it came out of his mouth he knew it was wrong. Too fast, too high-pitched, too loud.
Incriminating.
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