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The main outcome of her first attempt at being an upstanding citizen is Sakata Gintoki and all that trail in his wake.
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The Mischaracterization of Murasakibara Atsushi by zemmeline
Fandoms: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
13 Mar 2016
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Tatsuya thinks they're friends, but evidence of this is a little tough to come by.
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Four sides of one story- cause and effect is so much more than a continuous rippling of events.
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Aomine's never been one to back down from a challenge. Fortunately for him, neither is Kagami.
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It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? // 8th Year AU
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17 Aug 2026
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Acceptance. That's all Scorpius needed to finally receive the comfort he desperately longed for during the ups and downs of his parents' relationship. one-shot.
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28 Oct 2025
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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Hermione reluctantly runs a bar. When Draco comes in for a drink one night, he makes his interest immediately and insistently known. But the absolute last thing Hermione needs right now is to shag someone ten years younger than her with biceps bigger than his brain.
…Probably.
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21 Jul 2026
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Divorced Draco Malfoy gets dragged to a Muggle Pub by Theo on the day his divorce is finalized. He expected it would be a less than pleasant time. What he didn’t expect was that he would see the Witch of his dreams once again.
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16 Jul 2026