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Wednesday, 09-05-2011 (8.50am)
FROM: [email protected] (Senior, Yearbook Editor in Chief)
TO: JHSYearbookCommittee2011-12; [email protected] (Maths Department, Yearbook Advisor); [email protected] (Science Department, Yearbook Advisor)
SUBJECT: Welcome to the Yearbook Committee
Welcome everyone to the 2011-12 Jenner High School Yearbook Committee! After the stellar job that last year’s committee did on the 2010-11 yearbook, we’ve got a long road ahead of us to maintain the high standards set, so I hope you’re all prepared to put in the hours.
Due to it being the first week back at school, the first meeting for this committee will be on Friday from 3.30pm to 4.20pm in Room 109. From then on, yearbook committee meetings will be held on Tuesday in Room 54 with the same timings, every week (excluding holidays and snow days) until the end of April.
Please remember that if you borrow any equipment, you must log it out and return it in the condition it was found. We do not want a repeat of last year’s mishap with the camera stand, nor do I presume that any of you would want to explain to your parents why the school is billing them for hundreds of pounds worth of property damage. Any equipment lost/damaged will be charged to your account, no exceptions.
Let’s have a great year!
Neha Siddiqui
(Senior, Yearbook Editor in Chief)
P.S. As I’m sure you are all aware, there is a thirst account run by one of the members of this school that is dedicated to a teacher in the history department, Mr. A. While I’m sure that those following the account appreciate the high-definition, 1080-pixel photographs sent in by some of the members of this committee, I must once again remind you that it is the job of the yearbook photographers to take photos of major school events, not their (admittedly very hot) teacher.
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Wednesday, 09-05-2011 (3.16pm)
The Mr. A Simp Association™
Dante added +1 830-797-921 to the chat (3.16pm)
Chenoa (3.18pm): Dante?
Chenoa (3.18pm): Who did you add?
Dante (3.18pm): Terrel Wilsons, she’s new this year
Dante (3.18pm): she’s in my bio and chem
Dante (3.19pm): and apparently she’s joining our history class too, so I thought I’d add her
Chenoa (3.19pm): Oh, okay.
Chenoa (3.19pm): Hello Terrel!
Rudy (3.19pm): sup
Rudy (3.19pm): welcome to the hell that is JHS
Rudy (3.19pm): prepare for battle
Lysander (3.20pm): don’t scare the poor girl off before she’s even been here a week Rudy!
Terre (3.20pm): Hello everyone.
Felicity (3.20pm): hi!
Lysander (3.20pm): hey
Terrel (3.21pm): Thank you for adding me to this group chat Dante.
Dante (3.21pm): np
Rudy (3.21pm): oh god, not another grammar user /lh
Chenoa (3.22pm): Just because you’re content to forget about the existence of vowels and punctuation Ru, doesn’t mean all of us are.
Chenoa (3.22pm): Ignore him Terrel.
Rudy (3.24pm): rude :(
José (5.39pm): omg
José (5.40pm): guys guys guys guys guys
Felicity (5.40pm): what?
José (5.41pm): guess who we’ve got for history this year?
Chenoa (5.41pm): Mrs Payne, right?
Felicity (5.41pm): yeah, it says so on our timetables
José (5.43pm): see that’s what I thought too, but according to Zoë B, there was a mix up in the timetabling, so she got double booked and one of the classes (us) now has to have a different teacher
Michael (5.43pm): who do we have then?
Robin (5.44pm): *crosses fingers* please be Mr. A, please be Mr. A, please be Mr. A
Felicity (5.44pm): lmao
Felicity (5.44pm): but also, same
José (5.44pm): Mr. A
José (5.44pm): aka the dilf of the history department
Robin (5.44pm): fuck yeah!
Felicity (5.44pm): omg srsly?!
Terrel (5.45pm): Umm… sorry to ask, but who is Mr. A?
Robin (5.45pm): you haven’t heard of Mr. A?
Robin (5.45pm): what planet are you from?
Lysander (5.45pm): tbf to Terrel, she’s only been here like, three days
Lysander (5.45pm): gimme a minute to type out an explanation @Terrel
Terrel (5.46pm): Okay.
Neha (5.46pm): WE HAVE MR. A FOR HISTORY?!
José (5.47pm): yep
Neha (5.47pm): AHHHHHHHH!!!
Imaan (5.47pm): I can confirm right now that my darling twin is actually screaming into her pillow rn
José (5.47pm): lmaooo
José (5.48pm): bit over dramatic there aren’t you @Neha?
Neha (5.48pm): excuse me, Mr Almost-Had-An-Aneurysm-After-Seeing-Mr-A’s-Halloween-Costume-Last-Year
Neha (5.48pm): I don’t think you’re in any place to talk
Lysander (5.49pm): okay so basically, Mr. A is one of the history teachers at our school and he’s like, super hot. he joined part way through last year to replace Mr. Elster and since then he has been inadvertently responsible for twenty-six trips to the nurse’s office, a Twitter war and the existence of two thirst accounts dedicated specifically to him — one on Instagram and one on Twitter. he’s also cousins with Meg McCaffrey, iirc, who’s a sophomore I think?
Neha (5.50pm): yeah she was a freshamn last year so she’d be a sophomore this year
Neha (5.50pm): *freshman
Terrel (5.51pm): What do you mean twenty-six trips to the Nurse’s office?!
Terrel (5.51pm): That sounds serious.
Lysander (5.52pm): lmao not really, it’s just a couple of people tried climbing onto precarious places to take photos of Mr. A for the thirst account, but ended up falling off and injuring themselves
Lysander (5.52pm): nothing serious, it’s just funny that’s all
Terrel (5.52pm): Okay that’s good.