Booyaka-whateverthefuck

by Hebezyle

Summary:

What starts out as a simple group chat between our 2012 boys and their human friends quickly devolves and sets the stage for revelations big and small.

They're all idiots who have no idea what's going on, literally ever. But perhaps along the way, they'll learn what it means to heal.

 

*edit: this piece strays from group chat format in many places*

 

OR:

baseball: would you kill irma

ginger uh oh scary: irma was literally a kraang ??”?;

baseball: okay shit yeah i forgot about that actually

baseball: would you kill raph

loenorda dibitchi: Yes.

likeaturtledo: yes

resident genius: immediately and without hesitation

ginger uh oh scary: depends on the day

shuddup: >:0

 

*ON HIATUS (not forever, i promise)*

Chapter 1: The Beginning

Michelangelo added Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael to a group chat!

Michelangelo changed Michelangelo’s name to Mikey!

Mikey changed Leonardo’s name to Leo!

Mikey changed Donatello’s name to Donnie!

Mikey changed Raphael’s name to Sour Bitch!

 

Mikey: dudes

 

Mikey: dudess

 

Mikey: d u d e s

 

Sour Bitch: mikey im gonna clobber you

 

Mikey: omg wow so creative

 

Donnie: why

 

Donnie: god please why did you make this

 

Mikey: for the chaos :)

 

Leo: Go to sleep.

 

Mikey: no

 

Donnie: why

 

Sour Bicth: no.

 

Leo: It’s 3am, why are any of you even awake?

 

Leo: Donnie that doesn’t include you.

 

Donnie: what-

 

Sour Bitch: why are you awake, huh fearless ??

 

Mikey: ohhh leoooo get burnet

 

Donnie: burnet?

 

Mikey: its basically a combo of burned and burnt

 

Mikey: for efficiency

 

Mikey: obvi

 

Donnie: ah yes… obviously

 

Mikey: you gotta get with the times bro

 

Sour Bitch: please like you even know what “the times” are

 

Mikey: bro 

 

Mikey: i am the times

 

Donnie: that doesnt even make any sense-

 

Leo: Because my phone won’t stop buzzing.

 

Mikey: huh?

 

Mikey: oh yeah i forgot about you

 

Leo: Thanks, Mikey.

 

Sour Bitch: just put it on do not dusturb

 

Mikey: dusturb

 

Sour Bitch: mikey im gonna pound you into the grounf

 

Mikey: grounf

 

Sour Bitch: THATS IT

 

Mikey: GUYS HELPFASALJF

 

Leo: Should we do something about this?

 

Donnie: not yet

 

Donnie: i don’t hear mikey screaming

 

Leo: . . .

Donnie: there it is

 

Leo: I’m gonna go get them.

 

Donnie: i don’t agree with that course of action, but i wish you luck

 

Leo: Thanks.

 

Seen by Donnie at 3:14am.

 

 

Mikey: i cont believe you done this

 

Sour Bitch: thats what you get for being annoying

 

Mikey: :(

 

Leo: Will you two please go to sleep now?

 

Mikey: no u

 

Leo: I’m trying!

 

Sour Bitch: not hard enough apparently

 

Leo: Please.

 

Leo: Please just shut up.

 

Mikey: uh ohhh leos getting sassyyyy

 

Leo: I should have let Raph finish you off.

 

Sour Bitch: THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYINF

 

Mikey: :’(

 

Mikey: :)

 

Sour Bitch: dont

 

Donnie: mikey don’t do it

 

Mikey:  : )

 

Leo: I will not protect you this time.

 

Mikey: sayinf

 

Sour Bitch: YOU ASKED FR IT

 

Mikey: fr HAHLEHELOP PLESE

 

Donnie: we warned him

 

Leo: Sigh.

 

Donnie: why did you type out the word sigh

 

Mikey: bro raph took a break from beating me up to laugh at you

 

Mikey: thats so cringe

 

Leo: All I said was “sigh” ??

 

Sour Bitch: yeah and youre a dork

 

Mikey: yeah you3rhsHSHKSD HEL[P

 

Donnie: this is actually pretty entertaining

 

Donnie: i thought i’d hate this but i don’t yet

 

Leo: That’s because it’s not directly affecting your sleep schedule.

 

Donnie: i don’t have a sleep schedule. raph was right though

 

Donnie: there is a do not disturb option

 

Leo: Yeah, but I can’t find it.

 

Donnie: ugh okay i’m coming

 

Seen by Leo at 3:36am.

Mikey: did leo go to bed yet

 

Donnie: yes

 

Mikey: lame

 

Seen by Donnie and Sour Bitch at 3:44am

Notes:

ANYWAYS yes that was short, these are just stupid little drabbles. I already have more written and more being written.

Perhaps there will be a plot eventually, idk yet. Wherever the characters take me I will go.

Til the next time!