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Kokichi scribbled away in a red notebook with the label EVIL SECRET PLANS scrawled on the front in permanent marker.
Kaito stared at himself in the mirror, beginning to rethink all his decisions that led to the situation they were in now.
He was dying. Kokichi was dying. He was about to spend his last moments murdering a child .
Because that's all he was. A child. That's all any of them were. They were all children, in a horrible situation that turned them into murderers and traitors.
God, what did they do to deserve this?
"If you're done moping, we need to get started"
Kokichi's voice made Kaito jump, "Ah- yeah. Let's go" Kaito replied.
Kokichi sighed, putting down his notebook, and pushing himself off the ground.
Kaito strode over to try and help the small boy up, but Kokichi just pulled his arm away when Kaito tried to grab it.
"I don't need your help. Just make sure all this evidence is somewhere Shuichi and the others'll find it" Kokichi instructed.
Kaito opened his mouth to argue, before sighing and doing as he was told. God, he was taking orders from Kokichi of all people.
He turned away for a moment to gather the antidote bottle and crossbow, when he heard some rustling and the toilet flushing.
He looked up just in time to see a shirtless Kokichi.
With a… bra?
Kaito quickly looked away with a small yelp, "Dude- What the hell??"
Kokichi sighed, "What? Never seen a binder before?"
"Wh- No! I'm talking about your br…"
"My what?"
"B…a"
"Bra?"
Kaito nodded, hands still covering his eyes so he wouldn't somehow violate Kokichi.
"You can say bra Kaito. It's not gonna summon some kind of evil spirit. And it's not a bra. It's a binder. So quit your whining and get back to work" Kokichi stated.
Kaito blinked, slowly turning back around to see that, yeah, it didn't really look like a bra. It looked more like a tank top that was two sizes too small.
Kaito took in Kokichi as a whole as he looked at him.
The first thing he noticed was how skinny he was. His ribs could be seen poking out of his skin, and his gut was almost nonexistent.
The boy's hair was also messy. It looked as if he hadn't washed it in a while, and near his scalp it seemed to become a white-ish color that Kaito was positive wasn't there before.
He also noticed the various scars littering his body, all seeming to be from various things. Scars from cuts, burns, scratches, you name it, Kokichi's got it.
Blood dripped down his arm, and presumably his back too from where the arrows hit him.
Looking back at his chest, Kaito also noticed that his breathing was uneven, which snapped him out of his trance, making him realize how little time they really had.
"Finally done staring? I know I'm sexy, but we really need to get a move on" Kokichi commented.
"W-whatever. But, um.. Why do you have that tank top thing on? I thought your jacket acted as a shirt itself," Kaito asked as he grabbed the arrows and laid them by the crossbow and antidote.
"Like I said, it's a binder. And it's to hide my boobs"
"You're what"
"My boobs. You know, tatas, titties, mommy milkers, ba-"
"Yes- I know what boobs are man, but aren't you like- a guy? Wait. Don't tell me your were a girl this entire time and you were lying to us-"
"I'm not a girl." Kokichi snapped, his previous mildly irritated tone replaced by a very defensive and stern one.
"Woah there dude, I got it. Not a girl. But, um, how do you have man boobs then?"
"What?"
"Like- you're so skinny, so I don't see how you would end up with man boobs"
"I- you know what? I don't feel like explaining the existence of transgender people right now. I have a suicide to commit, and you have one to assist in, so if you don't mind could we drop this subject and get the fuck back to work?" Kokichi smiled sarcastically and slightly scarily after that, to which Kaito gulped like some kind of cartoon character.
"Yes sir- or ma'am- or sir? Sir. Yes sir"
"Jesus fucking Christ" Kokichi muttered under his? her? his. His breath.
Kaito went back to work, trying to distract himself from the enigma that was Kokici Ouma and his lies.
Like, what the fuck was a transgender person??
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