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Untitled Group Chat
Narukami added 1 user
Hanamura: Dude
Hanamura: Dude
Hanamura: DUDE
Narukami: I can’t believe it
Hanamura: YOU REMEMBER ALL THAT TOO??
Hanamura: I THOUGHT I WAS GOING INSANE
Narukami: Of course we remember after everyone dies
Narukami: Thanks Igor
Hanamura: who
Narukami: No one
Narukami: ANYWAY-
Narukami changed 2 names
Leader: What are we going to do about everything? There’s no way I’m forcing Ted to get a persona, and it’s not like I want to throw anyone in the tv for the sake of getting the team back together
Partner <3: we could always throw adachi in the tv
Partner <3: wtf is this name
Leader: :3
Leader: Also that’s a terrible idea, we have no proof
Leader: Also also our Personas are for some reason super weak
Partner <3: speaking of
Partner <3: jiraiya just turned back into susanoo
Leader: Well that’s good
Partner <3: but i still dont feel strong
Leader: Dammit
Partner <3: so uh, what do we do?
Partner <3: do we really just let everyone get kidnapped?
Leader: Short of throwing them in ourselves
Leader: I feel really weird about telling them about what’s going to happen
Partner <3: could you imagine
Partner <3: hey! youre gonna be kidnapped but if you follow us into this tv youll get to almost die and get a cool new stand!
Partner <3: and maybe memories of another timeline!
Leader: Maybe we shouldn’t tell them
Partner <3: it’s probably for the best
Partner <3 changed 1 name
Partner <3: just like this is
bowl cut: Yosuke wtf
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Partner <3: so i was thinking
bowl cut: of…?
Partner <3: you know how yukiko’s midnight channel is about to air?
Partner <3: i wanna try something
bowl cut: This better not be something crude or I’m telling Chie
bowl cut: before she remembers
Partner <3: IT’S NOTHING LIKE THAT I SWEAR-
Partner <3: but i was wondering
Partner <3: why havent we tried going in the tv while it was airing?
bowl cut: You know Teddie doesn’t want us to go in bc we don’t know where it’ll lead right?
Partner <3: yeah but the place is right there
Partner <3: and even if it doesn’t take us there
Partner <3: yukikos still kinda hot right?
bowl cut: …
bowl cut: I’m calling Chie
Partner <3: WAIT NO-
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Partner <3 added 1 user
Partner <3: ok i added chie
Partner <3: also
Partner <3: partner i love you platonically and all
bowl cut: Lmao “platonically”
Partner <3: shut we arent dating
Partner <3: anyway what the hell
Partner <3: why were you fighting with a pixie
Partner <3: where the hell are all your busted ass personas
bowl cut: You tell me!
bowl cut: I don’t have access to them
bowl cut: Even if I had them something tells me fights still wouldn’t be free
bowl cut: Anyway how’s Chie
Partner <3: how the hell should I know?
bowl cut: You say that as if you didn’t walk her all the way home
bowl cut: Or date her in the last timeline
Partner <3: i hope adachi throws you in a tv
bowl cut: Love you too :)
Partner <3: ok but it was really awkward
Partner <3: like she was all quiet after getting her persona and you have no idea how much i wanted to support her but i felt like shed kill me if i ever got that close
bowl cut: No offense but she looks like that to you all the time
Partner <3: youre supposed to be on my team what the hell bro
Partner <3: anyway she didnt look like she remembered yet but she said she was gonna crash as soon as she got home
Partner <3: tbh im exhausted too
bowl cut: You know, I never asked how your midnight channel idea went
Partner <3: youre lucky chie didnt shatter my kneecaps
bowl cut: Don’t you mean you’re lucky?
Partner <3: no bc if she killed me i wouldve been sad
Partner <3: you hate when im sad
bowl cut: I hate that you’re right
Partner <3: anyway the thing didnt work i just showed up in a void
Partner <3: nowhere near the castle
bowl cut: Told you
Partner <3: s h u t
Partner <3: i hope you feel weird around rise when we see her
bowl cut: You wound me
Partner <3: anyway, exhausted
Partner <3: gn
bowl cut: Later Yosuke
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Satonaka: Hey so what the fuck