Chapter 1
Summary:
Harukawa (@Harukawa): do you wanna die?
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): Maki-roll!!!!
i love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): yes
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): Hoshi!!!!
Harukawa (@Harukawa): @Ouma consider yourself lucky Hope's Peak values you enough to keep you as a student. The minute you cease to be protected by the no-violence against students policy, you’re dead.
Harukawa (@Harukawa): and before you ask, Hoshi, i’m not going to kill youi love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): damn it
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
god is dead and its 69% ouma’s fault
{11:47 am}
Harukawa (@Harukawa): die
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): maki-roll!!!! :(((
Harukawa (@Harukawa): sorry. force of habit.
i love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): i would if i could
i love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): die, that is
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): Hoshi!!!!!
i love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): ?
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): i cant have my sidekicks dying on me!!
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): i thought i was your sidekick…
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): you are!!
i love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): so i’m apparently a back-up sidekick?
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): no!!!
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): all of you guys are my sidekicks and i love you all!! (not Ouma)
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): HEY
i love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): then why do you only hang out with Saihara and Harukawa
Harukawa (@Harukawa): @Momota choose your next words very carefully.
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): uhm.. see they both were more introverts that didnt want to interact with anyone, and needed someone to help them out of their shells!!!
i love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): that was then. what about now?
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): well maki-roll’s my best friend!! of course i’m gonna spend time w/her!!! also she dosent like opening up to other ppl so i gotta spend time w/her!
i love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): and saihara?
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): shuichi’s got some depressing behavior and thoughts, and i never want my sidekicks to feel like that or think stuff like that, so im making sure he feels loved by spending time w/him!!
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): thx Kaito
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): but please re-read what you just said and who you said it to
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): ??
i love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): i literally just said i wish i could die
The President (@K1-B0): I truly don’t mean to offend, but Momota, how did you forget what this conversation started from?
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): IM SRRY OKAY IT SLIPPED MY MIND
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): how do u even forget Hoshi-kun’s whole MO- u rlly must be a special type of idiot
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): OKAY U SHUT UP ITS NOT MY FAULT IM BAD WITH MEMORY
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): as well as everything else apparently ^^
Harukawa (@Harukawa): do you wanna die?
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): Maki-roll!!!!
i love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): yes
space isn’t the only thing thats empty (@Momota): Hoshi!!!!
Harukawa (@Harukawa): @Ouma consider yourself lucky Hope's Peak values you enough to keep you as a student. The minute you cease to be protected by the no-violence against students policy, you’re dead.
Harukawa (@Harukawa): and before you ask, Hoshi, i’m not going to kill you
i love living (kill me) (@Hoshi): damn it
{2:32 pm}
The President (@K1-B0): @Ouma What did you do?
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): whaaaatt
The President (@K1-B0): You know exactly what I’m talking about!
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): no i dont
The President (@K1-B0): Yes you do!
The Ultimate “Survivor” (@Amami): whats going on?
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): nothing Amami!!! but if you ask me i think kee-boy over here has a virus 0-0
The President (@K1-B0): Wha- My programming is perfectly fine! I have a daily anti-virus scan, and I can assure you there is nothing out of the ordinary with me. Please do not listen to his lies, Amami-kun!
Sesquipedalian +other smart words (@Shinguji): Kiibo-kun, are you referring to the fact that Iruma-chan’s gadgets have all been stolen and stacked together to create that giant statue on the third floor’s garden?
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): …
The President (@K1-B0): Yes! Me, Kazuichi-kun, Chihiro-san, and Miu decided to go out for lunch together to celebrate the progress we’ve made so far in our project. We were gone for about an hour, and when we came back, all of Miu’s things were gone! I was searching the third floor when I found it.
The President (@K1-B0): The only person who would go to such lengths to build that is Ouma-kun! And maybe Miu, but she was with us the entire time.
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): u dont even have proof i did anythinggggg- why would i take time out of my busy day to build a statueeeee
The President (@K1-B0): Then please, pray tell, why Nanami-senpai mentioned she saw you running into the Garden with items that resembled Miu’s inventions?
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): …fuck i thought she was sleeping.
The Ultimate “Survivor” (@Amami): im sorry- what did he even build?
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): …
Sesquipedalian +other smart words (@Shinguji): Ah, well…
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): …
The Ultimate “Survivor” (@Amami): guys… what.. did he build
[taste the rainbow] has come online
taste the rainbow (@Chabashira): @Ouma DEGENERATE!!!
The Ultimate “Survivor” (@Amami): ?????
taste the rainbow (@Chabashira): YOU AND YOUR DISGUSTING PERVERSE WAYS MAKE ME SICK
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): im not perverse D:
taste the rainbow (@Chabashira): SHUT IT DEGENERATE! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO ADDRESS ME AFTER THE ATROCITY THAT HAS OCCURED!!!
The Ultimate “Survivor” (@Amami): WHAT. DID. HE. BUILD.
[½ the creator of a murder roomba] has come online
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): @Ouma HEY ASSHOLE
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): haiiii :D
taste the rainbow (@Chabashira): KYS
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): D:
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): @Ouma WHY TF WOULD U DO THAT???
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): i did nothing
The Ultimate “Survivor” (@Amami): @Ouma WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BUILD???
Sesquipedalian +other smart words (@Shinguji): Oh dear, how should I put this?
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): …
The President (@K1-B0): Amami- he-
taste the rainbow (@Chabashira): @Amami HE BUILT A STATUE OF A FUCKING DICK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE THIRD FLOOR GARDEN
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): …
The Ultimate “Survivor” (@Amami): what
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): USUALLY I WOULD ENJOY A STATUE LIKE THIS BUT THAT FAILED ABORTION USED MY SHIT TO BUILD IT
taste the rainbow (@Chabashira): THAT LITTLE BITCH STAINED HIMEKO’S EYES WITH THE MALE GENITALS
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): omfg yumeno saw it??? yesssssssssssssss
taste the rainbow (@Chabashira): KEEP HIMEKO OUT OF THIS!
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tech lab > everyone else
{2:55 pm}
ankle scars and vacuum-phobia (@Souda): @Iruma @K1-B0 i swear to god i dont care how fucking long it takes me, i will Ouma-proof our damn lab.
I Have Your IP :D (@Fujisaki): thats a bold statement
ankle scars and vacuum-phobia (@Souda): all i need is about 19 shots of espresso and week
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god is dead and its 69% ouma’s fault
{2:55 pm}
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): @Ouma YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE THE STATUE DOWN- YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED PUNK
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): but what if i dont want tooooooo
Sesquipedalian +other smart words (@Shinguji): Well then you would have to deal with the consequences.
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): what r u gonna do?? recite from a textbook until im so bored that i take down the statue??? try me bitch
Sesquipedalian +other smart words (@Shinguji): @Tojo
The Ultimate “Survivor” (@Amami): get em, Kiyo
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): you fucker
[wouldn’t leave to get milk] has come online
wouldn’t leave to get milk (@Tojo): Ouma.
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): gulp
wouldn’t leave to get milk (@Tojo): It would be appreciated if you would assist me in taking down the statue on the third floor’s garden, without damaging any of Iruma-chan’s inventions.
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): Tojo-san, you dont have to help him
taste the rainbow (@Chabashira): yes!!! Tojo-san, dont force yourself to clean up after him, the degenerate needs to be responsible for his actions!!!
Sesquipedalian +other smart words (@Shinguji): Do not push yourself, Tojo-san. You might believe it is your duty as the Ultimate Maid to assist us in our endeavors, but that does not mean you should clean up after us. You already do so much for us, and we all take it for granted.
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): @Ouma see what you’ve done, asshole?! you better clean up or else!
wouldn’t leave to get milk (@Tojo): Thank you all for your kind words, i appreciate them. But as a member of this class i want to assist you all, not just because i am a maid, but because i want to be a support for all of you.
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): Tojo-san…
The Ultimate “Survivor” (@Amami): Tojo-san, next time we both are free, allow me to treat you to some teas i've picked up from my latest adventures
The President (@K1-B0): Tojo-san! You’ve always been there for us, I have to say I believe most of us wouldn’t be able to function without you! I really appreciate everything, I feel as if I don’t say it enough.
taste the rainbow (@Chabashira): TOJO-SAN ILY LIKE ILY SM
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): dont worry, Tojo-san! i was going to bring it all back anyway!! dw about helping me, if you do, then i’ll be forced to show you my secret ways of getting around school
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): thin ice bitch
wouldn’t leave to get milk (@Tojo): Very well, if my services are not needed then i will leave you to it.
wouldn’t leave to get milk (@Tojo): @Amami What if we met up for tea now, since i now have the afternoon off?
The Ultimate “Survivor” (@Amami): yes!! that works perfectly, do you mind meeting up in the dorm's common room?
wouldn’t leave to get milk (@Tojo): I will be there in a moment
[wouldn’t leave to get milk] has gone offline
[The Ultimate “Survivor”] has gone offline
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): welp
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): @K1-B0 hey Kee-boy, u wouldnt mind helping a friend in need, right???
The President (@K1-B0): Ouma fucking Kokichi. just a little warning. if you fuck with the shit in my lab again, i will hack all of your socials and make sure that you wont be able to leave your house again out of shame.
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): KIIBO???
taste the rainbow (@Chabashira): OUMA WHAT DID YOU DO
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): ????
Sesquipedalian +other smart words (@Shinguji): Ahem, Kiibo-kun, as much as I don’t doubt your abilities, you might need to re-run that daily anti-virus scan.
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): denxjmwkcnhbgryhucformdjncrcfuij
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): dw thats just Chihiro, she took kiibo’s phone when she saw the abortion’s name
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): but damn nice roast guchi
Sesquipedalian +other smart words (@Shinguji): Please, never call me that.
The President (@K1-B0): Ah! I’m so sorry everyone! Chihiro-san stole my phone! My deepest apologies for anything she might’ve said.
*cries in social anxiety* (@Saihara): dw Kiibo-kun, just go back to whatever you were doing beforehand, the inventions will be back in no time
The President (@K1-B0): Thank you so much, Saihara-kun! Well, I must be going, Kazuichi-kun looks like he’s about to go insane and I must check on him!
[The President] has gone offline
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): damn.
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): well
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): ..Shumai, my favorite person in the world,
[*cries in social anxiety*] has gone offline
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): SHUMAI YOU TRAITOR
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): …
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): shit i thought that’d work
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): …
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): Chabashira, my favorite lesbian!
[taste the rainbow] has gone offline
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): is it because i made fun of Yumeno????
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): boo whore
Sesquipedalian +other smart words (@Shinguji): Don’t even try it.
[Sesquipedalian +other smart words] has gone offline
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): I DIDNT EVEN SAY ANTHING
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): ugh i cant believe im doing this
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): Miu!! My partner in crime, my colleague, my comrade, my best friend.
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): will you aid me in this time of need?
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): say im the hottest person youve ever met
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): ewww gross
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): then i guess i’ll just have to leave
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): WAIT WAIT WAIT ILL SAY IT
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): Miu, you are the hottest person i’ve ever met.
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): there. happy?
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): very
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): good now help me disassemble the dick
½ the creator of a murder roomba (@Iruma): nah
[½ the creator of a murder roomba] has gone offline
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): SLUT.
50% of all chaos (@Ouma): ugh fineeeeeeeeeeeeeee ill fix the stupid statue myself
[50% of all chaos] has gone offline
Notes:
formatting actually makes me wanna kms
please look up Kiyo's username i thought i was so smart
btw Chihiro is called she/her because he hasn't told the V3 cast that hes a guy with the exception of K1B0 and Miu (who he told) and Shuichi, Korekiyo, and Kokichi who figured it out.
Chapter 2
Summary:
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU KILLING??
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : HYPOTHETICALLY
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : HYPOTHETICALLYbaby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : YEAH SURE WHO THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN KILL
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : OH GOD KAZZY’S PLANNING A MURDER IBUKI DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS
*punches through a wall* dammit, i missed (@Owari) : OH SHIT SOMEBODY PASS THE POPCORN
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
3 years at this school and all i got was trauma
{3:22 pm}
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : hey guyssssss……
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : what the fuck did you do.
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : nothing!!!!
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : atleast not yettt
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : ooooo Kazzy what r u gonn do???
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : wkjdwdj i just want to know for hypothetical r easons
oh you like games? *info dumps* (@Nanami) : oh no..
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : if i killed somebody
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : would you guys cover for me
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : WHAT??
one more OMORI reference i swear- (@Koizumi) : UHMM
*punches through a wall* dammit, i missed (@Owari) : HUH
oh you like games? *info dumps* (@Nanami) : im sorry what.
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU KILLING??
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : HYPOTHETICALLY
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : HYPOTHETICALLY
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : YEAH SURE WHO THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN KILL
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : OH GOD KAZZY’S PLANNING A MURDER IBUKI DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS
*punches through a wall* dammit, i missed (@Owari) : OH SHIT SOMEBODY PASS THE POPCORN
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HYPOTHETICALLY MEANS??
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : Souda.
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : who the fuck are you gonna kill.
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : HYPOTHETICALLY BRO
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : IDGAF IF ITS “HYPOTHETICAL” OR NOT WHO THE HELL ARE YOU KILLING
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : okay okay y’know that one short purple fucker from the 79th Class?
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : carry on
*punches through a wall* dammit, i missed (@Owari) : damn and here i thought this would be interesting but noooooo
*punches through a wall* dammit, i missed (@Owari) : take back the popcorn
oh you like games? *info dumps* (@Nanami) : oh… nvm ig
[oh you like games? *info dumps*] has gone offline
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : WHAT NOOOO NOT OUMA BROS HILARIOUS
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : buttttt now that Ibuki thinks about ittt
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : hes the one who exposed Ibuki when she was following Mikan-chan and Peko-Peko on their date >:(
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : their what.
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : OOPS
one more OMORI reference i swear- (@Koizumi) : Kazuichi. If you killed that guy, i wouldnt just cover for you. I’d help you hide the body.
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : sjsjsiyh it was entirely hypothetical but thx for the support ig
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu): @Mioda THEIR DATE?? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN??
[banned from morning announcements] has gone offline
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : MIODA I SWEAR
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu): @Koizumi @Souda @Owari DO YOU FUCKERS KNOW ANYTHING??
*punches through a wall* dammit, i missed (@Owari) : annnd thats my cue- see ya baby gangster
[*punches through a wall* dammit, i missed] has gone offline
one more OMORI reference i swear- (@Koizumi) : srry Hiyoko’s calling me gtg
[one more OMORI reference i swear-] has gone offline
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : ASSHOLES GET TF BACK HERE
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu): @Souda ANSWER ME, BITCH
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : im literally so sorry bro but as peko’s friend i am legall y obligathed not to say anything anyway byeeee
[5,752 mechanical ants] has gone offline
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : MOTHERFUCKER.
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Direct Messages
[@Pekoyama ← @Souda]
{3:46}
SoudaKazuichi (@Souda) : heyy so uhmm… you might want to check the class groupchat
PekoyamaPeko (@Pekoyama): ?
SoudaKazuichi (@Souda) : but plz dont kill ibuki
SoudaKazuichi (@Souda) : srsly
SoudaKazuichi (@Souda) : peko
SoudaKazuichi (@Souda) : peko?
SoudaKazuichi (@Souda) : PEKO
PekoyamaPeko (@Pekoyama): if the young master asks about my whereabouts, you don’t know anything.
SoudaKazuichi (@Souda) : HUH????
SoudaKazuichi (@Souda) : PEKO??
SoudaKazuichi (@Souda) : I LITERALLY DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE YOU ARE
SoudaKazuichi (@Souda) : PEKO
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Direct Messages
[@Pekoyama ← @Kuzuryuu]
{3:44 pm}
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : PEKO SRSLY
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : ANSWER ME I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : LOOK AT THE GROUP CHAT WHAT DID MIODA MEAN BY DATE???
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : PEKO
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : IM NOT MAD I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : your ur own person, but please
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : can you at least tell me whats goig on
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : Mioda talks,
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : if ur really dating Tsumiki you gotta be careful
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : i dont want u to get hurt
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : just, please answer me
{3:54 pm}
Peko (@Pekoyama) : my apologies for worrying you
Peko (@Pekoyama) : but you don't have to
Peko (@Pekoyama) : my exchange with Tsumiki was entirely friendly, no exterior motives involved
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : peko..
Peko (@Pekoyama) : its fine.
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : its not really is it
Peko (@Pekoyama) : …
Peko (@Pekoyama) : i have always known that i would never be able to engage in romantic affairs with anyone, this fact does not bother me, and i have no intention of viewing or pursuing Mikan in a romantic way. If i were to pursue her romantically, it could put her life at stake if the connection between us was revealed.
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) :
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : peko..
Peko (@Pekoyama) : ..
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : your my everything, Peko
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : whether it be platonic or not
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : i care about you
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : your not a tool, despite what you may think of yourself, you are a person who cant be expected to bottle up all your feelings
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : yeah, you’ll probably never be able to love Tsumiki freely, but dont take this time for granted
Fuyuhiko (@Kuzuryuu) : all i want is for you to be happy
Peko (@Pekoyama) : thank you, Fuyuhiko
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3 years at this school and all i got was trauma
{3:56 pm}
STOP DYING GUYS (@Tsumiki) : oohh uuhmm ssoryy forr respndding lateee, butt mmee andd pekoo aarent toggetther
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : WHA??? rlly??? But Ibuki thought the two of you seem realllll close
no i did not pretend to be a serial killer (@Pekoyama) : no, Tsumiki-chan had to deal with a tough medical case that day, i decided to cheer her up by going out for ice cream
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : hmmmmmmmmmmm
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : Ibuki dosent know… Peko-Peko has never taken Ibuki out for ice cream
no i did not pretend to be a serial killer (@Pekoyama) : Ibuki. Tsumiki is literally a part-time nurse who has to spend time in a hospital daily, that seems pretty overwhelming at times
no i did not pretend to be a serial killer (@Pekoyama) : the most overwhelming thing thats happened to you is when the stage you were performing on collapsed because of the weight of your speakers
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : hehe
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : ig Peko-Peko has a point, BUT WHAT ABOUT FUYUHIKO-KUN??? WHY DID U GUYS AVOID FACING HIM
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : IBUKI DID BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT PEKO-PEKO AND MIKAN-CHAN WERE ON A DATE
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF YOU GUYS
5,752 mechanical ants (@Souda) : hah.. i didnt even know if they were on a date or not, and i didnt want to risk Peko coming after me if it was a date and Fuyuhiko wasnt supposed to know
one more OMORI reference i swear- (@Koizumi) : Hiyoko was in fact calling for me, and i dont care enough about relationships between our classmates (BECAUSE ITS PERSONAL, IBUKI) to know if they were on a date or not
no i did not pretend to be a serial killer (@Pekoyama) : as for Owari, she probably misunderstood the situation
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : sjsueddieq fineeeee
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : Ibuki believes youuu
Notes:
im so tired omfg
is it obvious i love Kaz yet??
The SDR2 cast is my favorite. They're all such losers and i love them for it <3im experiencing a heatwave rn and my house's air conditioning went out so im kinda boiling alive
Chapter 3
Summary:
gg bitch (@Yamada): when i woke up this morning, having one of my upperclassmen literally fall down a flight of stairs and land infront of me was unthinkable
gg bitch (@Yamada): and yet here we are*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima): HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata): HAHAHAHA
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
3 years at this school and all i got was trauma
{6:56 pm}
ipad kid (stylus edition) (@Mitarai) : uhm.. hey @Nanami you have a friend in the Reserve Course, right? the one with the brown hair?
oh you like games? *info dumps* (@Nanami) : Hajime? yeah why?
ipad kid (stylus edition) (@Mitarai) : you see..
[ipad kid (cyberbully edition)] has come online
ipad kid (cyberbully edition) (@Saionji) : HAHAHA
ipad kid (cyberbully edition) (@Saionji) : @Nanami WHY DOES YOUR STUPID RESERVE COURSE FRIEND RUN LIKE THAT LIKE-
oh you like games? *info dumps* (@Nanami) : hey no-
im cooking, mama (@Hanamura) : omg are we talking about Hinata???
im cooking, mama (@Hanamura) : the one reason i know the guy is because of how he fucking runs
oh you like games? *info dumps* (@Nanami) : bro actually stop
ipad kid (cyberbully edition) (@Saionji) : HAAAAAH WHAT A LOSER
oh you like games? *info dumps* (@Nanami) : dude.
[*punches through a wall* dammit, i missed] has come online
*punches through a wall* dammit, i missed (@Owari) : hey Chiaki why does ur Reserve Course friend run like that??
oh you like games? *info dumps* (@Nanami) : GUYS ACTUALLY.
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I wouldn’t know, hell numbs the pain
{7:01 pm}
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : @everyone did any of u guys see that reserve course kid run by??
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : ???
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : the one with the brown spiky hair similar to Naegi’s, right?
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : yea
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : im still very lost
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : who r we talking about??
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : idk this random reserve course kid just ran by me on the way back to the dorms- but like- bro. he was running like so weirdly
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : u saw it too, right @Ogami ?
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : yes, and as much as i hate to comment on other people's body functions, how does someone do that at a consistent pace without being in pain?
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : well damn if Sakura says it,
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : this guy must be insane and weird af
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : …
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : i must be friends with him.
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : but he’s a reserve course
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : r u saying i cant be friends with someone because they dont have an ultimate???
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : what no
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : its just that reserve course kids have their classes and dorms in an entirely different building
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : so like, theres not a big chance of running into him again
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : plus ur literally a big idol, especially with teens, so the minute you go to the reserve course campus 2 look 4 him ur gonna be swarmed by fans
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : i dont think ur psychic abilities can get you out of that
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : shit
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : well, there is a way for you to find him
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : HOW.
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : i believe Koizumi-senpai from Class 77-B has a friend in the reserve course, then there's Kuzuryuu-senpai who’s little sister is also in the reserve course, most likely by talking to them you can narrow down your suspects
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : plus, with your psychic ability it wont be that hard to find him i think
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : Sakura ily thank you sm
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : your welcome
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : im going to bed now, me and Aoi are going to take an early morning jog
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : have fun!!! goodnight!!!
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : will do, goodnight
[light of my life, flower of my soul] has gone offline
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : wait wait hold up, aint Kuzuryuu that yakuza kid? r u sure you want to risk talking to him
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : im not scared of some kid whos shorter than me
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : HES YAKUZA??? LITERALLY MOST LIKLEY HAS HITMEN AT HS DISPOSAL???
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : and i have my fanbase.
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : they’re like my own personal army
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : plus, theres the Hopes Peak no-violence against student policy, so im literally invincible
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : thats not??? how??? it works???
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : hes prolly in his dorm so im gonna bother him tmrw
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : another bonus, i can just tell Mioda-chan i need to talk to him and im literally set
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : ill b praying for you my man
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : dw if i die ill make sure to haunt you specifically
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : THATS SO UNSETTLING??? BRO WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU??
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : :)
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : STOP
[Hatsune Miku fr] has gone offline
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : fuck
[the tea bags are talking bro..] has gone offline
—
Maizono walked through the halls of the third floor, towards Class 77-B. She had never been on the third floor of the East side before, or the East side of the school in general, and as much as she would have liked to look around and map out everything in her mind, Mioda ran ahead of her, not allowing her companion to sightsee.
“Ibuki doesn't know why you’re looking for Fuyuhiko-chan about a Reserve Course student, but don't worry! He always shows up thirty minutes early to class, not that Ibuki has his schedule memorized,” Maizono was a bit concerned by that last statement, “Which gives you enough time to talk about whatever you want to!” Ibuki stopped in front of a door and threw it open, the noise causing the individuals inside to jump and look up.
Class 77-B’s homeroom wasn't that remarkable, it seemed like a regular boring classroom save for the three people inside it.
—
3 years at this school and all i got was trauma
{8:47 am}
Princess? nvm (@Nevermind) : uhm.. i was wondering do any of you guys know why Maizono just came into our class and took Fuyuhiko?
a bathrooms worst nightmare (@Nidai) : ah yes, i was wondering about that!!! i do think its good to have healthy friendships with the other classes, though approaching Fuyuhiko-kun is a bit… bold
[banned from morning announcements] has come online
wild bisexual, i choose you! (@Tanaka) : who knows what the blue vixen had stolen our companion for, though for whatever purpose of, it is anything but pleasantries, karma will be brought forth by my hands.
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : hhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii everybody!!!1
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : Ibuki was reading ur messages
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : dw!!!!!! Maizono-chan is just hunting down a reserve course student :DDDDDDD
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : and she wnts to know if Fuyu-chan’s sister knows them :ppp
Princess? nvm (@Nevermind) : oh, that explains it. thank you very much Ibuki!
a bathrooms worst nightmare (@Nidai) : shes whating a reserve course student
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : hehe
banned from morning announcements (@Mioda) : np Sonia-chan!!!1
[banned from morning announcements] has gone offline
a bathrooms worst nightmare (@Nidai) : …
a bathrooms worst nightmare (@Nidai) : i just want to let you all know
a bathrooms worst nightmare (@Nidai) : when i said strengthening relationships with the other classes, i did not mean hunting down another student
a bathrooms worst nightmare (@Nidai) : please.. dont do that
[baby face (you’ll never know who named u this)] has come online
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : if you fuckers are gonna talk about me, atleast do it discreetly
Princess? nvm (@Nevermind) : my apologies, Fuyuhiko! i was just curious about why Maizono was looking for you
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : yeah whatever
a bathrooms worst nightmare (@Nidai): @Everyone just reminding you all that class starts in 4 minutes! if you dont want to face the wrath of Yukizome-sensei, id recommend showing up soon
a bathrooms worst nightmare (@Nidai) : @Komaeda , Yukizome-sensei will understand if its because of your luck, but id hurry up!
a bathrooms worst nightmare (@Nidai) : @Owari CMON AKANE!!! USE THOSE MUSCLES TO GET TO CLASS!!1 I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!!!
a bathrooms worst nightmare (@Nidai) : @Souda @Mitarai IF YOU TWO ARE LATE AGAIN BECAUSE YOU WERE BOTH STAYING UP YOU WONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH JUST YUKIZOME-SENSEI, SLEEPING IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF MAINTAINING YOUR BODY, JUST LIKE EATING PROPERLY AND SHITTING PROPERLY
—
Direct Messages
[@Souda ← @Owari]
{8:56 am}
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : UGHHHHHHHH
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : HES SO CARING LIKE???
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) : must
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) : get
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) : class
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : RFTGYHGVFDSDFG
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : HOW IS HE ABLE TO COMPLIMENT ME AND TELL ME TO GET TO CLASS AT THE SAME TIME
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : “USE THOSE MUSCLES AKANE” “I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT AKANE”
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : gfyhgfdrtyujhgfrtyujhgfdfgh
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) : one more
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) : staircase
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) : slmost there
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : AND
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : HE DOSENT JUST CARE ABOUT MY BODY FOR ITS APPEARANCE
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : BUT ITS HEALTH
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : AND NOT ONLY MY PHYSICAL HEALTH
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : BUT MY EMOTIONAL AND MENTAL HEALTH 2
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) : tell miss yukizome im almost there
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : HES SO
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : GFGHJHGFDRTYUJKJHGFGh
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) :
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : Kaz?
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : ??
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) :
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : ????
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : u good???
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : Kazy???
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) :
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) : h
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : OH SHIT WAS THAT BIG CRASH YOU??
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : KAZ
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : KAZ DID YOU JUST FALL DOWN THE STAIRS??
devours your food sexily (@Owari) :
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : see, this wouldnt of happened if you had listened to Coach Nekomaru’s advice about sleeping
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) : uhmm.. hi? this is Yamada, from the 78th class, uhh Souda-senpai just fell down a flight of stairs, and he’s knocked out..
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : oh thanks! dont worry Yamada-san, ill be right there to get him
devours your food sexily (@Owari) : you can just head to your class
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) : o
gets hit by a truck sexily (@Souda) : okay
—
did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I wouldn’t know, hell numbs the pain
{9:05 am}
gg bitch (@Yamada) : when i woke up this morning, having one of my upperclassmen literally fall down a flight of stairs and land infront of me was unthinkable
gg bitch (@Yamada) : and yet here we are
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : HAHAHAHA
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : pfft
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : who was it?
gg bitch (@Yamada) : Souda-senpai
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : OMFG
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : SOUDA KAZUICHI???
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : LIKE- TECH LAB KAZ???
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : theres literally no other Souda’s in this school dumbass
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : SHHSHHSHHH
gg bitch (@Yamada) : shgfghj
gg bitch (@Yamada) : yeah
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : BUT LIKE
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : UR IN CLASS RN
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : WHAT ABOUT SOUDA???
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : DID U JUST LEAVE HIM THERE???
gg bitch (@Yamada) : his phone was open so i texted his classmate
gg bitch (@Yamada) : they said not to worry about it and head to class
gg bitch (@Yamada) : sooo T-T
gg bitch (@Yamada) : hopefully hes okay?
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : das cold Yamada
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : real cold
gg bitch (@Yamada) : WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO???
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : HELP HIM??
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : TELL SOMEONE THATS ACTUALLY RESPONSIBLE INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT TO A RANDOM CLASSMATE AND THEN US???
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : hjbvcdfhj
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : who the fuck is actually responsible in this school
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : idk- Ishimaru??
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : whos responsible in this school and is fine with being late to class
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : ..
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : the fact that i have to think about this-
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : GUYS GUYS GUYS STFU SENSEI’S LOOKING AT US
[lowkey a deity] has gone offline
[*shoplifts but fashionably*] has gone offline
[gg bitch] has gone offline
[its not a phase, DAD] has gone offline
—
unnamed group chat
{9:39 am}
{@Enoshima has added @Kuwata @Fujisaki @Yamada to unnamed group chat}
{@Enoshima has changed four names}
{[its not trauma, its character development] has changed the group name to hahahaha point and laugh}
{[its not trauma, its character development] has added @Maizono @Asahina to hahahaha point and laugh}
{[its not trauma, its character development] has changed two names}
{[who needs friends when you have computers] has changed the group name to God is that you?- oh wait- hi Souda-senpai }
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : OMFG THATS GENIUS
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : thank you thank you
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : okay listen listen
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : i created this chat cause Makoto, Kyoko, Togami, Fukawa, and Hagakure have a chat where they fuck with us (also 4 sum reason everything that goes on at this school is witnessed by the people in this chat and i live 4 gossip)
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : so its finally our turn to fuck w/them
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : im actaullay a part of that chat too-
[who needs friends when you have computers] has kicked [the demon in ur kitchen at 3am]
im famous, opera can suck my ass (@Maizono) : LMFAO
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : HA
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : but wait that was apart of my plan
{[its not trauma, its character development] has added @Asahina to God is that you?- oh wait- hi Souda-senpai }
{[its not trauma, its character development] has changed one name}
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : BRO
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : >:(((((
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : im so sorryyyyyyyyyy
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : it was chihiroooooo
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : :’’’’((((
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : and here i thought we had Aro solidarity, Junko
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima): @Asahina ill make it uppp to youuuuuuu
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) :
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : im rich and have money to bloww
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : plus
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : i also kinda need a favor
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : dough
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : go onn…
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : doughnuts
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : haha! totally got you covered :pp
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : i actually love you sm
idk prolly God’s least favorite or smth (@Yamada) :
idk prolly God’s least favorite or smth (@Yamada) : i
idk prolly God’s least favorite or smth (@Yamada) : what
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : usually i just use blackmail people to have them do stuff for me
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : but Aoi just needs doughnuts…
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) :
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : wow.
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : STFU
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : DOUGHNUTS ARE FUCKING GOOD OKAY
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : I DONT COMMENT ON EVERY ASPECT OF UR LIFE NOW DO I
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : SO SHUT UP
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) :
im famous, opera can suck my ass (@Maizono) : :00
im famous, opera can suck my ass (@Maizono) : u gonna take that Chihiro???
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : ill get my revenge..
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : sooner or later
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : anyways what do u need Enoshima-chan??
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : fghjhgfdfghjk
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : u can just call me Junko :D
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : got it
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : so what do u need????
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : fghj okay so
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : as i said b4, Makoto, Kyoko, Togami, Fukawa, and Hagakure have a group chat where they fuck with us
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : but there is another member of this chat, one that is secretly on our side, feeding us info
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : YOU, AOI
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : i have had enough of these fucking pranks, now is the time to strike back
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : hhrrrmmmmmmmm
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : yk what?
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : les do it.
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : Puhuhuhuhu!!!
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : WONDERFUL!!
idk prolly God’s least favorite or smth (@Yamada) : im.. very terrified rn
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : i would also be, but im still plotting revenge
im famous, opera can suck my ass (@Maizono) : chihiro i just want to let you know i fear you
idk prolly God’s least favorite or smth (@Yamada) : real
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : btw
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : why isnt Leon on? he was added to this, wasnt he?
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : he got his phone taken :p
im famous, opera can suck my ass (@Maizono) : haha L
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : okay
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : first step to world domination
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : we need blackmail
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : or rlly just gossip in general
im famous, opera can suck my ass (@Maizono): @Asahina SPILL SPILL SPILL
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : lemme pause my scheming real quick
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki): @Asahina SPILL
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : dfgcghj got it
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : so basically you guys know how Kyoko and Togami both are inlove with Makoto??
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : literally everyone knows about it they’re not subtle at all- i cant believe that Makoto hasnt noticed already
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : *cough* fags *cough*
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : BUT BUT WAIt
the demon in ur kitchen at 3 am (@Asahina) : THE THING IS MAKOTO FUCKING KNOWS
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : WHAT THE FUCK
who needs friends when you have computers (@Fujisaki) : WAIT HE KNOWS
idk prolly God’s least favorite or smth (@Yamada) : OMFG I WAS FUCKING RIGHT
im famous, opera can suck my ass (@Maizono) : HAHAHAHAA FUCKING CALLED IT
im famous, opera can suck my ass (@Maizono) : junko, i accept venmo and paypal
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : GODAMIT MAKOTO YOU MADE ME LOSE $120
idk prolly God’s least favorite or smth (@Yamada) : thats probably like pocket lint to you
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : yeah ur right
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : but im losing it over Makoto
its not trauma, its character development (@Enoshima) : its the meaning behind it
idk prolly God’s least favorite or smth (@Yamada) : fair
Notes:
idk why so many people hate Hifumi and Teruteru, like yeah they're weird and a bit perverted, but out of the MANY issues of danganronpa like the incest plots, the fan-service of characters who have been sexually abused, and the issues with the creator, THATS what people focus on???
honestly i like Hifumi and Teruteru they both had a lot of potential and it was just never used.
also im a Sayaka Maizono fan. so if you dont like her, zip it cause ill delete ur comment and those few seconds could be wasted on something way more productive.
Chapter 4
Summary:
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0): A common activity listed was sharing secrets!
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami): Isn’t that an invasion of privacy?
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru): I think it’s a perfect bonding activity as long as the secrets are non-personal!
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0): I have access to all the security cameras on Hope’s Peak’s campus! I will present your secrets momentarily!
i hate all of you sm (@Fukawa): didnt the 79th class do this?
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0): Yes! In fact, this idea was a suggestion from Ouma-kun!
gg bitch (@Yamada): wait
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I wouldn’t know, hell numbs the pain
{3:14 pm}
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : @everyone It has come to my attention that as a class, we have barely done any bonding activities compared to the 79th and 77th class. Therefore, I put forward the idea of a group project and/or activity for us to bond and grow closer as peers.
[saba? More like SABER *brrreeuw* and six others have come online]
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0) : Hello Ishimaru-san! I have scanned lists of group bonding activities to help with this situation!
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0) : A common activity listed was sharing secrets!
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : Isn’t that an invasion of privacy?
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : I think it’s a perfect bonding activity as long as the secrets are non-personal!
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0) : I have access to all the security cameras on Hope’s Peak’s campus! I will present your secrets momentarily!
i hate all of you sm (@Fukawa) : didnt the 79th class do this?
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0) : Yes! In fact, this idea was a suggestion from Ouma-kun!
gg bitch (@Yamada) : wait
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0) : Here you are!
- made out with mukuro in the halls one time
- baked yasuhiro cupcakes when he got sick
- cuts makotos hair once every month while he sleeps
- painted Ouma’s hearing aids neon pink
- crushed tojo-chan’s rose bushes
- tried to rob a dorm but broke into THE WRONG ONE
- has been cheating in game night for the past two years
- deals candy to the elementary division
- lit the gym on fire
- lured sakakura into the vents and trapped him there for 2 days without being caught
- scratched sayakas limited edition vocaloid vinyl
- has stolen from the principal
- locked themselves in the shower rooms on accident
- has a key to the principals office
- dennys has a restraining order against them
- owns a hatsune miku stan account
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : ..oh
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : MUKURO!?!?!?!?
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : WHO THE FUCK LAID THEIR HANDS ON HER
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : UR DEAD
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : @Ikusaba WHO WAS IT
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : TELL ME RN MUKURO
[saba? More like SABER *brrreeuw* has gone offline]
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : i was concerned about a secret of mine being revealed
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : but this is so worth it
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : the time has come
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : my revenge
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : finally.
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : FESS UP
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : IT WAS SAYAKA
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : so worth it
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : hahaha idk what ur talking about
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : running cant save you now Sayaka
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : IM GONNA KILL YOU
[*shoplifts but fashionably* has gone offline]
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : OH FUCK
[Hatsune Miku fr has gone offline]
Ultimate Rich Kid *throws money in the air* (@Togami) : I never really liked her anyway.
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : the most logical way to go about this is process of elimination
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : which one of us would go to dennys?
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : Aoi :(
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : aoi
Ultimate Rich Kid *throws money in the air* (@Togami) : Asahina.
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : aoi
gg bitch (@Yamada) : aoi
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : KYS
i hate all of you sm (@Fukawa) : that answers it.
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) :
[Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) has gone offline]
gg bitch (@Yamada) : welp
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : hrmm
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : kirigiri is the key to the principals office you?
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : sadly, no.
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : wait fr??
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : then it’s gotta be togami or like- celeste right???
uno, motherfucker (@Ludenberg) : Nope
Ultimate Rich Kid *throws money in the air* (@Togami) : If I had a key to the principal's office, why would I tell you?
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : …so it’s byakuya right?
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : he is currently our most likely suspect
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : now
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : who has stolen from the principal?
gg bitch (@Yamada) : probably someone togami is close with, if he has the key
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : times up Naegi
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : i swear it’s actually not me!!
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : if it’s not you then which secret is urs??
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : i uh
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : i scratched Sayaka’s vinyl….
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : oh ur so lucky she’s not online rn
[Hatsune Miku fr has come online]
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : NAEGI MAKOTO.
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : oooo ur fucked
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : YOU FUCKING WHAT.
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : i thought you were being killed by Junko what happened to that???
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : vocaloid is more important -Junko
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : I SWEAR MAKOTO IF YOU DONT GET UR MALE SIMP TO REPLACE THAT I WILL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THE SHIT U DID IN MIDDLE SCHOOL
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : @Togami Kuya, sweetheart, love of my life, please
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : i need you
Ultimate Rich Kid *throws money in the air* (@Togami) : …
Ultimate Rich Kid *throws money in the air* (@Togami) : Fine.
[Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) has come online]
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : damn i come back just to see Mr Monopoly lose yet another thousand bucks to naegi
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : btw Junko why aren’t you on ur phone?
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : lost it when tackling Sayaka :/
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : that checks out
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : DONT THINK I HAVENT FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU LEON
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : idk what ur talking about ahahahaha
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : since ur such a BITCH and a SNITCH i think i should return the favor
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : ..
gg bitch (@Yamada) : ??
i hate all of you sm (@Fukawa) : you don’t know his secret do you.
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : SHUT UP
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : HA
uno, motherfucker (@Ludenberg) : Oh I wouldn’t be so relaxed.
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : 😨
uno, motherfucker (@Ludenberg) : Kuwata has the hobby of breaking into a certain someone’s room and practicing his hair styling abilities.
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : celeste i am in love with you.
uno, motherfucker (@Ludenberg) : I know.
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : HUH????
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : IM RLLY SCARED RN
Ultimate Rich Kid *throws money in the air* (@Togami) : @Kuwata expect a lawsuit.
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : @Kuwata expect expulsion
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) :
[*shoplifts but fashionably* has come online]
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : I FOUND MY PHONE
[saba? More like SABER *brrreeuw* has come online]
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : MUKS!!! <333
saba? More like SABER *brrreeuw* ( @ Ikusaba) : ..
saba? More like SABER *brrreeuw* ( @ Ikusaba) : <3
i hate all of you sm (@Fukawa) : ew
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) :
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : gross
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : okay wait wait we went off topic
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : we still need to figure out who stole from the principal
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : byakuya also might not have the key
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : he didn’t confirm if he did or not
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : let’s just move on then
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : Who is dealing candy to the Elementary Division?
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : It is very irresponsible to give young children excessive amounts of sugar >:(
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : dude those kids are scary as fuck
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : the green one kept staring at me during break
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : i swear she didnt even blink
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : who has the most money??
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : if its those kids ur gonna need A LOT of candy
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : thats uh-
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : thats togami again right?
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : what are the other decently wealthy people here????
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : theres kyoko, toko, celeste, junko, sayaka, and mukuro
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : damn
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : bro how did makoto pull two of the wealthiest ppl in this class
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : dude rlly is a gold digger
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : who of these guys would sell candy to students?
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : toko or junko
i hate all of you sm (@Fukawa) : i hate kids why the fuck would i give them candy
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : i wouldnt put it past that womanizer sayaka
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : bitch i wouldnt put past YOU
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : plus dont those kids have a fanclub 4 u???
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : how do we know u didnt bribe them
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : thats actually a valid point
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : WAIT WAIT WAIT
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : @Yamada @Yamada @Yamada
gg bitch (@Yamada) : ?
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : I SWEAR LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO I SAW YOU AT THE GROCERY STORE WITH A SHIT TON OF CANDY
gg bitch (@Yamada) : o-o
saba? More like SABER *brrreeuw* ( @ Ikusaba) : but hifumi’s broke
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : so that means…
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : CELESTE??????
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : HOLY SHIT
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : i actually didnt expect that.
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : DUDE YOU EVEN GOT THE DETECTIVE FOOLED
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : WHY
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
uno, motherfucker (@Ludenberg) : ^^
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : i have never been more intimidated in my life
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : we’ve been looking over a key point
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : whattttttt
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : Kiyotaka only texted when the children were brought up, but not when breaking into the principals office was the topic of conversation.
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : this leads me to believe that he is involved with this secret in some way.
gg bitch (@Yamada) : then it was taka???
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : the wording of the secret implies that the person is still in possession of the key
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : if taka ever stole something he would either hand it to the principal or give it back later
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : so he probably knows who it is and is covering for them for some reason
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : @Ishimaru have anything to confess??
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : ..I apologize but I cannot say anything!
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : at least togami is ruled out.
gg bitch (@Yamada) : so wait is taka the one who stole from the principal?
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : I deny that! I would never steal from someone so far up on the social ladder as the Principal, I would never do anything that would add shame to the Ishimaru family name.
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : any other clues to the principals key?
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : none
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : guess we gotta move on :/
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : who painted Ouma-kun’s hearing aids?
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : stop that was amazing
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : i could hear his screaming from the courtyard
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : candidates?
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : id say Sayaka but her secrets’ already out. maybe Junko?
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : Nope! I’ll actually expose myself- I’m proud of it
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : I was the one who trapped Sakakura in the vents :D
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : THAT WAS YOU???
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : im not that surprised
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : LMFAO HAVE YOU BEEN CAUGHT YET?
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : HAHA NO HE STILL HAS NO IDEA IT WAS ME
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : so that rules out Junko
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : who else would prank Ouma?
gg bitch (@Yamada) : it could be anyone
i hate all of you sm (@Fukawa) : no one likes him
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : HAH TRUE
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : but where would they have the opportunity to?
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : oh fuck.
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : i got it.
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : bitch who???
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : it was @Fujisaki wasnt it??
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : :3
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : Chihiro we love you
gg bitch (@Yamada) : thank you for your service o7
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : everybody applaud chihiro
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : thank you, thank you
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : @Owada how’d u know it was chihiro?
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : Ouma leaves his hearing aids in the tech lab whenever they need to get updated
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : ohhhhhhh
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : genius
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : yeah he blamed miu and i got away with it
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : but funny thing
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : i actually broke into his room and then painted his hearing aids
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : i just made a copy of his key when he dropped them off
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : EVERYBODY APPLAUD CHIHIRO
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : :DD
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : @Alt3rEg0 what secrets and people are left?
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0) : Here you are!
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0) : Secrets:
baked yasuhiro cupcakes when he got sick
crushed tojo-chan’s rose bushes
tried to rob a dorm but broke into THE WRONG ONE
has been cheating in game night for the past two years
lit the gym on fire
has stolen from the principal
locked themselves in the shower rooms on accident
has a key to the principals office
owns a hatsune miku stan account
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : OMFG
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0) : People:
Byakuya
Hifumi
Kiyotaka
Kyoko
Mondo
Mukuro
Sakura
Toko
Yasuhiro
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : dear whoever own the hatsune miku stan account, do you wanna come over a listen to vocaloid with me??
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : OMG CAN I COME
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : no we don’t allow whores in my room :/
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : Girlie ik u aren’t telling me that after you LITERALLY MADE OUT W/MY SISTER
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : DAMN FINE YOU CAN COME
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : Awwwwww thx Sayaka!!! Ur such a good friend
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : @Ishimaru did you bake the cupcakes
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : No
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : @Hagakure do you know who gave you the cupcakes?
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : yeah but im not going to expose her
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : it was Toko or Mukuro correct?
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : HUH
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : you said her, and baking cupcakes isn’t something sakura would consider a secret
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : UH NO I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING
i hate all of you sm (@Fukawa) : i would rather kill myself than bake for him
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : so its mukuro
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : IDK WHAT UR TALKINBG ABOUT HAHAH
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : bro stfu ur making the situation worse for yourself
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : @Ikusaba are we right?
saba? More like SABER *brrreeuw* ( @ Ikusaba) : ..
saba? More like SABER *brrreeuw* ( @ Ikusaba) : Yes
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : woahhhh kyo ur so cool! How did you figure that out so quickly?
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : We should start thinking about these secrets differently
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : Instead of who each secret belongs too, we should be thinking who would concider something a secret?
Ultimate Rich Kid *throws money in the air* (@Togami) : That’s very interesting Kyoko. Then it’s safe to assume your secret is either the Hatsune Miku one or locking yourself in the showers?
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : …
Ultimate Rich Kid *throws money in the air* (@Togami) : Well Kyoko?
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : if she dosent wanna tell you i will
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : ik who the showers person is cause i had to break them out
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : and it wasnt kyoko
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : OMG KYOKO UR A HATSUNE MIKU FAN?????
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : …
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : EEEKKKKKK ANOTHER ONE TO THE FANCLUB!!!
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : @Kuwata u wanna tell who it was?
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : no thanks
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : suspicious….
gg bitch (@Yamada) : :/
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : @Ogami did you set the gym on fire?
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : SAKURA WOULD NEVER
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : Yes, I did.
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : oh
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : It was an accident, and I compensated for the damage.
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : how do you accidentally set a gym on fire??? no offense Sakura
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : I would prefer not to think about it anymore. And no offense taken :)
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : :D
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : wait guys
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : holy shit
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : @Ishimaru you locked urself in the shower room right??
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : No, that was not me!
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : oh my god.
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : TAKA COMMITED A CRIME
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : TAKA COMMITED A CRIME
taking control over the world (@Alt3rEg0) : Cheating at game night doesn't quite count as a crime!
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : Alter Ego, you have NO IDEA how much game night means to us
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : committing any offense against Tojo is the emotional equivalent of a crime
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : IM SRRY MAN IM CRACKING
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : YASUHIRO.
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : TAKA TRIED TO BREAK INTO SOMEONES DORM BUT BROKE INTO MINE
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : HAHAHAHAHA
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : uhm whos dorm were you trying to rob
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : does it have anything to do with the key to the principals office?
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : I will no longer cover for you! Hagakure is the one that has a key to the principals office!
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : dude.
gg bitch (@Yamada) : how did u get ur hands on that????
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : i shit you not, i made a prediction.
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : no fucking way.
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : i made a prediction about where headmaster Kirigiri hid his office key
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : i didnt even mean it to be seriously it was supposed to be a joke but i got it right
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : 30% chance and it just so happened to be when you dont even mean to
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : i need a minute to think about this
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : yasuhiro
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : who
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : who are you assisting in your abuse of the principals office
the tea leaves are talking bro.. (@Hagakure) : i refuse to say
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : cool i dont
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : it was Byakuya
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : he has a copy of the principals honor roll under his dresser
Ultimate Rich Kid *throws money in the air* (@Togami) : And how, pray tell, do you know this?
lowkey a deity (@Fujisaki) : buddy if i can paint break into ouma’s room and paint his hearing aids w/out him noticing i can 100% break into urs
actually wtf is ur luck bro (@Naegi) : am i in danger??
Sir Punch-A-Lot (GET FUCKED TOGAMI) (@Asahina) : UR FUCKED TOGAMI HAHAHA
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : FUCK YEAHHHHHHH
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : knowing the people here im gonna assume that Toko lokcked herself in the shower rooms
i hate all of you sm (@Fukawa) : i dont want to talk about it
light of my life, flower of my soul (@Ogami) : well then
gg bitch (@Yamada) : so
gg bitch (@Yamada) : uh
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : I ADMIT IT I RUINED TOJO’S FLOWERS
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : I DIDNT MEAN TOO
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : U FUCKING BITCH
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : HOW DARE U OMG
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : not cool man
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : BRO!? HOW COULD YOU!?
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BRO I SWEAR
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : I WOULD NEVER RUIN THOSE FLOWERS ON PURPOSE
JUST FUCKING WALK. (@Ishimaru) : I BELIEVE YOU BRO!
the fuck are training wheels (@Owada) : THANK YOU BRO!
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : god i hate homosexuals
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : @Maizono you specifically
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : FUCK YOU
the fuck you mean im not principal yet (@Kirigiri) : that means that the person thats been cheating in game night is..
uno, motherfucker (@Ludenberg) : @Yamada Dearest Hifumi, would you mind explaining yourself?
[gg bitch has gone offline]
uno, motherfucker (@Ludenberg) : Ah.
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : oh hes dead
its not a phase, DAD (@Kuwata) : like dead dead
[uno, motherfucker has gone offline]
i hate all of you sm (@Fukawa) : and then they were fifteen
Ultimate Rich Kid *throws money in the air* (@Togami) : If its Celeste who’s mad, he might as well have never existed.
*shoplifts but fashionably* (@Enoshima) : damn
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) :
Hatsune Miku fr (@Maizono) : anyways who wants to play Pokémon?
—
3 years at this school and all i got was trauma
{4:02 pm}
ipad kid (stylus edition) (@Mitarai) : uhm i heard the 78th and 79th class shared secrets as a class bonding activity
ipad kid (stylus edition) (@Mitarai) : so uh i wanted to know why aren’t we doing that?
im cooking, mama (@Hanamura) : there are no secrets that haven’t been shared in here
baby face (you’ll never know who named u this) (@Kuzuryuu) : go thank komaeda and his stupidly accurate guesses
Notes:
i hate being a multishipper not only do you have to deal with shit from other people, you have to choose between togakure kicking ass and breaking into jin kirigiri’s office or naegamigiri ruining the lives of everyone around them :( why do i have to make decisions like this? i'm a good person moderately okay person, i dont deserve this.
this chapter is dedicated to my amazing bestie Julian <333
hes a kyoko stan so i tried to give her a little more in this one
(i weirdly find it a lot easier to write THH than all the other games- they’re just that iconic ig) ill post the v3 version later im having a bit of trouble coming up with ideas- ill re-update this chapter with it when im doneSayaka
made out with mukuro in the halls one timeMukuro
baked yasuhiro cupcakes when he got sickLeon
cuts makotos hair once every month while he sleepsChihiro
painted Ouma’s hearing aids neon pinkMondo
crushed tojo-chan’s rose bushesKiyotaka
tried to rob a dorm but broke into THE WRONG ONEHifumi
has been cheating in game night for the past two yearsCelestia
deals candy to the elementary divisionSakura
lit the gym on fireJunko
lured sakakura into the vents and trapped him there for 2 days without being caughtMakoto
scratched sayakas limited edition vocaloid vinylByakuya
has stolen from the principalToko
locked themselves in the shower rooms on accidentYasuhiro
has a key to the principals officeAoi
dennys has a restraining order against themKyoko
owns a hatsune miku stan account
Chapter Text
The Insomniacs of Hope's Peak Academy
{2:05 am}
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : ik u bitches are awake
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : who the hell is in the game room
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : celeste is playing poker again
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : probably
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : if shes up so late why isnt she in the chat?
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : celeste isnt an insomniac like us. she just has horrible gambling addictions and once a month she stays up all night and plays poker with shinguji and tsumiki
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : can they do it fucking darker? its too damn early for this amount of artificial light
coffee dealer (@Hoshi) : move then.
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : there are only so many places where a person can read comfortably
just there (@Saihara) : are you-
just there (@Saihara) : are you reading in the dark??
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : yeah so what
just there (@Saihara) : that shouldnt be possible without the aid of light though
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : you have a classmate who is capable of spiderman crawling up walls entirely by themselves and you think being able to read in the dark impossible?
just there (@Saihara) : oh please dont remind me, talking about him practically summons him
coffee dealer (@Hoshi) : too late
just there (@Saihara) :
just there (@Saihara) : kyoko can i hide in your room?
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : hiding in my room wont prevent Gokuhara from finding you but you can try
just there (@Saihara) : thank you so much
coffee dealer (@Hoshi) : u can run but bugs will find u :D
just there (@Saihara) : GONTA??
just there (@Saihara) : oh my god
just there (@Saihara) : hes taken Hoshi
coffee dealer (@Hoshi) : bugs :D
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : ever since attending this school i feel as if ive lost the capability to feel empathy and surprise
just there (@Saihara) : PLEASE PLEASE HELP
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : this barely phases me
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : well thats a good thing, no one wants to experience your togami era ever again
just there (@Saihara) : PLEASE GONTA PLEASE I LOVE BUGS I JUST CANNOT TOUCH A CENTIPEDE AGAIN
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : you say that as if ur not pining over makoto
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : mad that i actually have a chance?
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : you are a cold, cold, person kyoko-chan
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : thanks
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : i got some english mysteries imported yesterday, and ive already read through them
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : want a go at them?
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : its been a bit since ive polished up my foreign languages, but if your offering
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : of course
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : youre the only person in this damn building that can enjoy a book without being weird
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : isn’t Shinguji-kun a book enthusiast?
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : yeah but he’s like 6’2 and rivals togami in leg length
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : he’s too ominous to approach
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : may i remind you that you are a serial killer
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : ex-serial killer
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : and it’s weird he’s just too
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : WHAT THE FUCK
sleep 4 the weak (@Fukawa) : GHAJAKWKAJKK
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : Toko?
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) :
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : dearest Gokuhara it’s not gentlemanly to abduct a lady in the middle of a conversation
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : i would greatly appreciate it if you could free her and your other abductees
coffee dealer (@Hoshi) : :0
coffee dealer (@Hoshi) : gonta’s sorry!!
coffee dealer (@Hoshi) : he just wanted to show everyone the bugs :(
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : i would love to come and visit your bugs at a later date
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : perhaps Saturday morning?
coffee dealer (@Hoshi) : yay!
coffee dealer (@Hoshi) : gonta will let toko and friends go now :D
50 shots of espresso (@Kirigiri) : thank you Gonta. have a nice rest.
the better siblings
{2:03 pm}
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : AHAHAHAHAHAHA
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : COME AND THANK YOUR SAVIOR
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : HOLY SHIT U GOT THEM????
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : HOW??? IM APART OF THE KUZURYUU CLAN AND EVEN I COULDNT GET THEM
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : never underestimate the power of the president of the Sayaka Maizono fanclub
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu): damn color me impressed
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : FUCK YEAH
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : BUT BUT BUT
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : since this is her first anniversary concert at Hope’s Peak we gotta go all out
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu): ive saved up my allowance to buy her newest jewelry release
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : i got my cosplay ready >:D
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu): OH MY GOD. WE HAVE TO GO ON A SHOPPING SPREE TOGETHER TOMORROW
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : YES OMG
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : WAIT FUCK DO ANY OF U GUYS HAVE UR LICENSE???
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : hahahah… no…
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu): after i hit that pedestrian that one time it got revoked :/
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : …
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : …
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : …
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu): we have to get one of them to drive us don’t we.
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : im so srry natsumi but i do not trust ur brother with a car
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : if it was peko it’d be a different story
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : she wont go with us if Fuyuhiko dosent come
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : can we ask naegi-san? he seems like the safest option rn
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : wait why not Aoi-san???
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : last week she took our parents car and drove her and two other classmates half-way across the country
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : she didn’t tell mom or dad and she got grounded
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : lmfao i remember seeing that on the news
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : we can use the car tho
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : Komaruuuuuuu
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : can’t ur brother drive ussss????
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : ill ask but Kyoko-san and Togami-san have been dragging him places on the weekend without leaving any spare time q-q
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : why is ur brother pulling.
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : IDK MAN
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : HE HAS TWO OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL AND WEALTHY TEENAGERS DOTTING ON HIM AND I CANT EVEN GET A DATE WITH A GIRL
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : there there maru
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : you’ll find a gf just give it time
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : omg.. thx u guys
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : ill text him just in case
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : gottchu!!
Direct Messages
[@Naegi ← @Komaruthonnnn]
{2:32 pm}
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : makoto
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : makoto
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : makoto
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : makoto
favorite child (@Naegi) : what
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : can
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : can you drive me and my friends to the mall tomorrow
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : p
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : please
favorite child (@Naegi) : im srry maru but byakuya is taking me to a museum and then kyoko and me are going to an escape room after
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : r u sureeee you can’t drive me???
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : yuta said we can use his parents car
favorite child (@Naegi) : i can’t do it but i can ask one of my friends to?
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : :00
towa city hater (@Komaruthonnnn) : thank you ;^;
favorite child (@Naegi) : ofc!!! ill text u if any of them say yes
URMM.. KRILL URSELF
{2:37 pm}
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : hey would any of u guys be down to drive my sister and her friends to the mall tomorrow??
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : besides from Kuya cause we’re going 2 a museum
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : and Aoi cause ur banned from driving
smort (@Kirigiri) : i told you that taking Sakura on a joyride through Japan would backfire
useless queer (@Asahina) : LEON WAS THERE TOO
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : why would you ever bring kuwata anywhere.
30% (@Hagakure) : just bcs ur salty that he had to rescue you from the locker rooms dosent mean u get to be a bitch
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : if the problem is not having a car, one of komaru’s friends said you could use their parents car!
smort (@Kirigiri) : i’m busy during the morning, sorry Makoto
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : it’s okay!!
30% (@Hagakure) : i’d do it but Mondo is trying out his new bike and i have money in the bet about how fast it’ll go
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : betting away your life savings again?
30% (@Hagakure) : hey! my clairvoyance told me id win!
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : id trust maizono’s “psychic ability” more than your predictions
30% (@Hagakure) : ur gonna be eating those words when i win the whole pot!!
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : sure you are.
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : but don’t you think you should help your friends and be a responsible adult?
30% (@Hagakure) : im in high school!
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : you're 21!
30% (@Hagakure) : and??? at least im not a loner who spends energy time in the library 24/7!
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : i have fucking friends.
30% (@Hagakure) : but do you have plans??
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : …
30% (@Hagakure) : exactly.
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : Toko!
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : does this mean you’ll drive my sister and her friends??
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : no
Monopoly Man (@Togami) :
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : problem makoto.
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : thank you!!
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : ill send u her contact
smort (@Kirigiri) : toko have you ever met Komaru?
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : no.
useless queer (@Asahina) : ur in for a wild ride
30% (@Hagakure) : btw who even are komaru’s friends??
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : ill text her rq
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : what do you mean wild ride.
useless queer (@Asahina) : Komaru’s like Makoto except cooler
smort (@Kirigiri) : Makoto’s cool.
30% (@Hagakure) : keep telling urself that
useless queer (@Asahina) : she’s rlly nice, and i know she sometimes babysits the kids from the elementary program
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : you mean the Hope’s Peak elementary division?
useless queer (@Asahina) : yep
30% (@Hagakure) : why do we even have that???
smort (@Kirigiri) : it’s some sort of educational observation to see if kids who show talent at an early age placed under a system about their talents develop into ultimates vs. kids who show talent and aren’t trained specifically in it
30% (@Hagakure) : that sounds borderline illegal
smort (@Kirigiri) : since it’s just started developing there’s only five members in the program
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : and she watched all five?
useless queer (@Asahina) : yeah!! it’s rlly impressive since those kids are the spawn of satan
30% (@Hagakure) : she also attends a public high school in towa
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : how do you all know this.
smort (@Kirigiri) : you would’ve met her too if you attended one of our movie nights at Makoto’s house
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : okay!! her friends are Kuzuryuu Natsumi and Asahina Yuta!!
useless queer (@Asahina) : YUTA??? THAT FUCKER
useless queer (@Asahina) : OFC HES USING THE CAR THE ONE TIME IM NOT ALLOWED TO USE IT
Monopoly Man (@Togami) : You broke several speeding laws.
useless queer (@Asahina) : WHY IS HOW FAST I GO THE GOVERNMENTS BUSINESS????
30% (@Hagakure) : Kuzuryuu?????
30% (@Hagakure) :
smort (@Kirigiri) : she’s in the reserve course and lives in the dorms so its easier to pick her up though you should head to Aoi’s first to pick up the car. i have enough time to drop you off there.
30% (@Hagakure) : i rlly think ur missing the point
useless queer (@Asahina) : yeah yeah Hagakure you owe money to the yakuza, you bet too much, gave a false prediction, whatever
useless queer (@Asahina) : not everything’s about u
30% (@Hagakure) : ?????
tell them, Naegi (@Naegi) : ill send u mine and Aoi’s addresses just in case!!
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : i dont like how you know her address.
smort (@Kirigiri) : once again, you’d know too if you ever attended our movie nights.
2-in-1 package deal (@Fukawa) : all you guys watch are cheap film knockoffs of best-selling books
the better siblings
{2:53 pm}
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : kk! i got us a driver!
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : who????
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : it better not be Hagakure-san bcs i am obliged by my clan to kick his ass until he pays back his debt
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : nope! her name’s Fukawa Toko!
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : THE WRITER??
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : SHUT UP.
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : I LOVE HER WORKS.
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : she writes romance right???
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : natsu i didn’t know u were a romance fan!
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : usually im not but her writing is to die for.
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : my favorite is “Blue Thread from the Scarred Mountain”
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : the MC dreams about someone saving her from her mundane life, and eventually falls in love with this traveler stopping at her mountain village. she follows him on his journey but not only starts a romance with him, she also figures out how to love herself and push through the scars and pain binding her to the past!
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : everyone says “So Lingers the Ocean” is her best novel but i’m not the biggest fan on how the romantic interest is perfect and shows barely (if any) flaws
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : other than that it’s a rlly good book!
(A/N: this is all entirely made up)
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : wow you uh
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : you really like her work huh
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : it’s giving stalker
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : do me a favor a drown next time you go swimming <3
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : anyways she’s gonna pick us up tomorrow around 10 so be ready
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : do u have her number???
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : yea why :D?
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : YOU GOT A GIRLS NUMBER IM SO PROUD
girl kisser (@Komaruthonnnn) : she’s Makoto’s friend!! i literally have all of his closest friends in my contacts!!
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : tell her to pick me up at school grounds
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : i don’t want another asahina incident
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : YOU GAVE ME THE ADDRESS. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS A “TOP SECRET MAFIA HQ”??????
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : well i didn’t expect you to WALK UP TO THE DOOR
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : BITCH WHAT ELSE WOULD I DO???
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : WAIT AROUND THE CORNER???
swimmer boy (@thebetterAsahina) : THAT WOULDVE BEEN GOOD INFO TO KNOW BEFOREHAND
important (@HPA.Kuzuryuu) : KYS
Notes:
I love Komaru- best protagonist fr