Wicked Fangs

by thekaticorn

Summary:

The adventures of Violet Heart'less Hemorrhoid Sparrow Williams, a vampire witch Tumblr girl attending Shiz University.

Chapter 1

My name is Violet Heart'less Hemorrhoid Sparrow Williams and I have long violet purple hair (that's how I got my name) with black streaks and red tips that reaches my mid back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Halsey (if you don't know who that is, get da hell out of here). I'm not related to Hayley Williams but i wish i was because she's a major fuking hottie. I'm a vampir but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. Im a witch but im also a vampire and i go to Shiz university in Oz, im in the first year, I'm 18. Im a witchcore girlie in case you can't tell and i wear mostly black. I love the tiktok shop and I buy all my clothes there. For example, today i am wearing a long black dress with a deep v neck, a slit up my leg, a black corset top, a black choker with silver spikes on it, purple fishnet gloves, black doc martins, and a red shiz pin. I was wearing blakc lipstick, white foundation, and red eyeshadow.

I was walking outside Shiz. It was snowing and raining wich meant no sun, which i was happy about. A lot of prepz stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

One of the preps was Galinda, she was a spoiled bitc from the uplands or something.

"Hey, Violet!" a voice exclamed.

I looked up. It was Elpaba, the hottest girl in school! A lot of people thought her green skin was ugly but I think its so fuckin hot. Botches keep telling her she's ugly and it makes me so fucking mad. When i was a kid people used to make fun of my natural purple hair and tumblr was mt only refuge elphaba is also studying magic. She is also Galinda's roommate. I don't know how anyone could handle sleeping in the same room as that fucking spoiled prep. Me and Elphaba both dream of being invited to see the Wizard.

Gslinda the prep sexily shoved us out of the way as she waled by

"What the fuck! Fuck off, u prep!" I screamed. I was so mad I nearly slit my wrists.

"Watch where you're going!" Elpgaba screamed

I bit Galinda on the shoulder. She screamed. Blood sexily spread on her pepto bismol pink dress. Serves her right for dresing like a fuckin prep. Me and Elphaba laughed.

Chapter 2

The next morning i woke up got out of my pruple coffin. My breakfast was a bowl of Emerald-O's with blood instead of milk. I put on some black jeans with holes at the knees, a black Mitski shirt, black boots with awesome shoelaces, my red shiz pin, black eyeshadow, and black lipstick. I was super depressed so I slit my wrists, then I drank the blood. I finished my morning rutine by going to tha local cematery to steal some bones.

On my way to class, Galind was there. I stuck my middle finger up at her.

I went to Madame Morribe's magic class with Elphaba and we studied how to make potions with out blood Then it was time for lunch. We were eating together in the cafeteria when Galaina showed up again.

"Fuck off you prep!" I stuck my middle finger at her

"I want to hang out with yiu cried Galanda.

"You have to be a witchcore girl to hang out with us!" I hissed. I sexily considered biting her again. She did look quite hot when she was bellding yesterday.

Next we were in Dr. Dillamonds history class where we studied history (duh). It was so boring that I scrolled through tumblr on my phone the whole time. Dr. Dillamond was such a loser prep. I wished I was back in Madame Morrible's class cuz she was a total baddie.

"Get off your phone, you goofy weakling!" Dr. Dillamond hissed.

I stuck my middle finger up at him, so he told me to leave the class and never come back. I imediately sped out of the room then sped through the halls.

"Woah there Violet!" said a voice. I turned and saw Madame Morrible.

"Oh hi," I mumbled seductively.

"My office is open," she winked at kme.

I followed her to her office which was filled with magic books and shit. I shut the door then yelled "let's make some potions!"

We both started taking out clothes off at the same time, then i stuck my magic wand in her you know what.

"Oh... OH OH OH OJ OH OH OH OH!" she screamed as she organismed.

Then I put my clothes back on and sped over to Elphab's dorm room to gossip about all of the people at school who annoyed us. When I got into the room I gasped. Elphaba was doing it with Galande!

Chapter 3

Seeing Glalanda and Elphaba doing it made me pass out witchily. When I woke up Glaanda asked me if i wanted to do you know what with them. I agrreed. I took my clothe off and we all put out fingers in each other. We all organized at the same time.

"O MY GALOD" Galanfa yelled hotly.

Elapaba gasped heavily and fell back onto tha bed. "You're definitely a real withc!" she explaimed

Galanfda put on some witchcor clothes instead of her usual pink nightmare outfits because doing it with me had made her see the error of her ways. She wore a dark purple dress with black ribbons laced in the skirt, a black shiz pin, a pair of black hight heeled boots, black smokey eye eyeshadow, and even died her hair black. "Don't call me Glasnde anymore," she said seductively. "Now I'm Glinda!"

Chapter 4

I came to Madame Morible's class wearing black jeans that said witch on the butt, a black corset top with purple lace, black knee hi leather boots with purple laces, a thick black neclace, a leather choker, my red Shit pin, and grey fish net gloves.

Eplbapa was wearing her usual all black dress, black doc marins, black witch hat, and a black choker, an absolute baddie. Glonda was wearing a long black dress with a vneck and dark pink lace on it, black converse shoes, maron lipstick, and a skull necklace.

"Omg, you went to tiktok shop!" I excamed.

"Yeah" Glunda purred sexily.

When i walked into the class I gaped when i saw Morible was wearing a witchcore outfit too! She was wearing a large black dress with silver rinestones all over it, black pointy boots with high heels, thick green eyeshadow, dark green lipstick

"Omg she's such a hottie" Glindq whispered to me hotly.

"Oh yeah," I said witchily

"I like your shoelaces" Madame Morible said scholarly

"Thanks, I stole them from the president," Glanda said seductively

Meet me after class, Madame Morrible said professorly.

We studied how to make love potions Madame Morible demonstraed how the potion worked by having herself and Gljnda drink some of the potion. They started aggressively frenching. Elphaba and I decided to drink some too and killed passionately, out tonges battling for dominance.

"Oh my god" I said depressedly "you are such a good kisser Elphie"

Elphada bit my lip and drank a bit of the blood.

"Oh, that's so hot" I said hornily.

"Oh, my darling," Glinds said beautifully "I love you, but you're so old, how will we be able to love."

"It breaks my heart," said madame Morible "you are the most levely flower"

I pulled out my wand and cast a spel to make Madame Morible younger, about 20 years old. Then I bit her and fed her some of my vampir blood so she would stay young forever.

"But baby, now I'll die before her and she'll have to live without me," Glpnda cried sweetly. So I bit her and fed her my blod too

"Thank you" said Madame Morible "I feel like a Tiktock star. You have a true gift"

"What are you repulsiv fools doing here!" Dr Dillamond had burst into the room. I used my wand to trun him into one of those people with goat ears and legs "Oh cool" he said then left us to be

Chapter 5

I was eating lunch with Gland and Elphaba, who were just as hot as ever, Feyero, a classmate of ours who had taken to dressing in all silver, Nessarose, Elaphba's dark academia sister who was so into to the asthetik that she had her wheelchair painted a brown and black plaid to match all of her outfits, and Boq, a clown husbandry major who always tried to juggle during classes. We were all enjoying our tubby custard when we heard someone burst into thet room.

"Who is that ruining my vibe!" Fiyero said goldly.

"I AM EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY! LOOK UPON ME!" someone screamed goffikly.

I turned around and saw a woman with pale skin, long ebony black hair (that must have been how she got her name), blue eyes, an Evanescence t-shirt, a short black skirt with red lace on the edge, red fishnet tights, black combat boots with pictures of Garard Way on them, dark black eyeshadow, dark purple lipstick, and a black choker.

"What the FUCK!" I said witchily.

"I just transfered here because my old skool had mold in da walls," Ebony said emoishly.

"Oh, wow," Nessraose said studiusly. "Mold can really mess you up."

"Sounds like the schol should be shit down, Fiyero said.

"Yeah, they should," said Ebony. "But apparently it's making zillions of dollars or whatevah."

"Whoa, okay," Nessaroae observed. "The students still there are probably pretty sick from that mold."

"They write a lot of fanfik to cope with it. I'm far too goffik to stay at a place like that," Ebony said sadly.

"Those poor people," Eplhaba said sweetly.

Ebony's blue orbs widened. "Why did you paint yourself?"

Everyone at the table gasped at what she had said. Glonda stuck her middle fingers up at her.

"I'm just green," Elphbaa said sadly.

Enoby laughed. That was the final straw. I took out my wand and stabbed her in the heart.

"OH AW OW EW OW O W OW OW OW O WE!" Ebony screamed as she stabbed me in the chest too.

Red hot blood poured out of my wond and Ebony's and onto the floor.

"Ur a fucking prep aren't u?" Ebony hissed.

"No, your just a poser!" I slit my writs and let the blood spray all over Ebony, soaking her hair and clothes. "Bullying isn't goffik!"

TaEbony screeched and fell to the floor, then stuck her middle fingers up at me. "O RLY?"

"Yeah, BITFCH!" I cast a spel that turned Ebony into an old hag. Now she had long ebony gray hair, wrinkles on her skin, and wore a long black cloak and black leather knee high boots. Then I drank up all the blood off of the floor.

"I stand by you, Elpie!" Glenda cast a spell that turned her own skin dark pink.

Elphaba smiled widely and cried all over the floor. "You are my heroes."

"Oh, cool," said Nesarose. "Now there won't be any more bullying."

Fiyero and Boq were speechless, they just cried at the power of it all.

Ebony anciently stood up and ran away. "This won't be the last of me, you fukcing preps!"

Chapter 6

I was studying in the library, wearing a black tank top, a short black and purple skirt, a purple heatt necklace, shiny black knee high boots with peuple gemstones on the toes, red socks that were an inch higher that the shoes, my red shoz pin, heavy red eyeshadow, black lipstick, and black leather fingerless gloves. I wanted to learn even stronger dark magic so that I could impress the Wizard. Nessarsoe was sitting beside me reading a book about secret history or something.

Suddenly, Fiyero busted in and ran to the fashion section of the library. He ran out with a book about farmer fashion. He was constantly changing aethetics. so i wasn'y surprised.

"Oh, nice,: said Nessarose. "He'll look good as a farmer."

"Aren't farmers super exhasted all the time," I asked vampirically

"They must be," Nessarose said studiously. "All that planting and weedeating and stuff."

Suddenly, some random guy entered the library. He had red hair and was wearing a very average outfit.

"Isn't that the new professor?" Nesarose asked academically.

"I have no clue. I'm too busy studying magic to keep up with who's who at Shit University," I said.

Nessarose kept staring at him. "I think he teaches history. His name is, uh, Doctor Bore. His aura is quite strange"

We went back to reading our books.

"Be quiet in the library!" the Doctor Bore said basically.

"HEY!" some random student yelled.

"I said BE QUIRT!!!!!" the Doctor Bore yelled in a boring tone.

"Oh my Oz, even your voice is boringalafic!" the student said before passing out.

I cast a spell that made the student wake up.

"Wow, you're really powerful," said Doctor Bore blandly before passing out.

I cast a spell to make him wake up. Then both teacher and the student threw up purple all over the library floor.

"Well, that's not boring," Doctor Bore said.

elphaba and Glinda ran into the library. "Oh my emeralds, there's an emergency happening!" Glnda cried pinkly.

Me and Neaasrose zoomed out of there, followwed by te rest of the people who were in the libary.

"Don't be afraid, this is only a rehearsal!" Professor Fielder exlaimedt to everyone who was outside.

But it was too late for Doctor Bore, appartly, the stress was so great that he transformed into a big red dragon, he flew above th school before turning back into a regular guy and falling towards the ground. I cast a spell so that he would gently foat to the ground instead.

"Oh, you saved me!" he cried dully.

Eveybody in the schoolyard clapped happily.

Chapter 7

I woke up the next morning in my dark purple coffin and put on a black ripped up leather skirt, a black top with a prple bow, dark purple leather boots, black fishnet tights an gloves, heavy pruple eyeliner, and a leather choker. I was too depressed to cook breakfast so I slit mt wrists and drank the blood, Then i sadly went to the library and saw a woman with brown hair who was wearing blue jeans, an orange sweater, an orange bucket hat, orange convrese shoes and a fuzzy purple scraf. She was clearly one of those Y2K witchcore girls I had seen on tumbler. I needed to talk to her.

"Oh my Oz," I sad witchily.

"You're Violent, right?" she asked.

"Yes!"

"Oh my gosh, the school hero!" she yelled.

A prep named Dustin walked by and we both put our middle fingers up at him.

"I'm Marnie, a transfer for Halloweentown. Our school has asbetos in tha walls," the absolute legend Y2K witchcore girl said.

"I hate that town!" Dustin yelled uglily as he stabed Marnie in the chest.

"WHAT THA HELL!!!!!" I cast a splel to revive Marnie, then I cast another one to turn Dustin into a bright blue and purple frog. "U RIBBITCH!"

"Thank you so much for saving me!" Marnie said She gave me a bag of chocolate candy, then went back to her studying.

I went to the halls and saw Gljnda and we started frenching.

"What are you horny ignoramuses doing???" Doctor Dillamond yelled.

I wove my wamd and turned him back into a regular goat.

Glindaa flipped her hair around, clearly wanting to kiss me again. "Oh, yo hottie!"

"I wish someon loved me lik that" Doctor Bore said blandly as he walked by sullenly and shook his head darkly.

 

Later that day, I went into the classroom where Madame Morible taght us and made a bunch of potions for various personal, edumacational, spiritual, and sensual prposes. Then I went to Elphaba and Gkinda's room. Gland was off doing it with Madame Morible again so Elphaba had the room to herself. We made out for several moments, then we decded to play around with some magic. We drank the potion that made people fuse together into one person just to see what would happen and fused into a very tall green woman with purple and blak hair, a long black dress with purple buttons all over it, and tall black boots. We were so fucking hot together. After five minutes, we split up into ourseve again.

I grabbed a bottle of potion that I thougt was the love potion but it was acualy the one that made you 2 inches tall for 24 hours faield to notice the error until i drunk it and suddenly Elphaba and the bed were giant.

"Oh, fuck," I said tinily. I would have to go to clas like this tomorow!

Chapter 8

I wore a sblack dress with purple lace on it, and incredibly tiny black shoes to fit my feet as i walked through the halls of incredibly giant students. Glind and Elphaba garded me so that nobody would step on me.

Our first class of the day was Professor Fielder's bisness class, which had a lot of students because we got paid to go there and be actors so that Professor Fielder could rehearse for when he actually statred teachin at Shiz. His goal was to be the most liked teacher at the schoolso most of the time the class was pretty chill. The only bad thing about the class was that fuking Eboby was there.

Ebony setpped on me, but this didn't hurt cuz I'm a vampire.

"Please don't injure other students," said Professor Fielder.

Ebony ignord him picked me up adn ate me. I stabbed her with my wand from in her elderly stomach which caused her to scream. I cast some spells that made her feel sick. "Your not goin ta make me throw u up dat easy!" she said goffikly.

"You're going to have to go to the nurse and throw her up. We can't have any more students getting eaten," Professor Fielder said.

"O NO!" Enoby yelled witchily.

"We have to. It's school policy," he said.

"Please save her!" Glanda cried bautifully.

Professor Fielder took Ebony to the nurse's office.

"Oh my goz," said the nurse.

"U cannat mak me do anythin!" Ebony screamed seriouly.

Suddenly, I noticed that her stomach seemed to be getting smaller.

"Oh fuck!" the nurse exlaimed.

It got to the point whee Ebony's stomach was so small that she had to throw me up. When I was out, I saw that she slowly shurnk to 2 inches! The potion in me must have gotten into her! For sum reason, the potion also made her look her real age again. I cast a freezing spel with my minscule wand so that she would stay smaller for a week instead of a day that's ehat that poser bithc deserved

Eboby was still nauseos, so she stayed at the nurse's office while i went back to class. Professor Fielder tried to start a lesson but passed out from shock over what had happend. Everyone just let him lie there for the rest of the class period since we didn't get padi enough to deal with our fake teacher passing out.

Then we went to Madam Morible's calsa, where we learned how to make a cancel out potion that made me grow back. Then, the four of us drank the love potion. Madame morible made out with Glonda for a while, then I made out wuth Elphaba and Glinda. Then, I cast a spell that made Neil appear right before us and bang out the tunes. We formed a mosh pit in front of Niel's concert and jumpd allaround an screamed and kissed each other some

Chapter 9

I woke up depressedly from my purple coffin and put on a red and black corset top, black leather pants, ox blood doc martins, red fishnet gloves, red shix pin heavy red eyeliner black eyeshdaow, and used hairspray to make my hair really spiky. I ate some Emerald-os with blood instead of milk. Then I went over to Glinds and Elphana's dorm, where we frenched passively before heading to class. We went to Madame Morible's class to find that she wasn't in the classroom.

"Oh, jiggly! Is she okay??" Glinda said hotly.

Doctor Bore burst into the room. "Didn't you weaklings hear? There's no school today!" he said coldyl.

"Literally why?" asked Glonda.

"That clown husbandry kid died."

"BOQ DIED!" the three of us SCREAMED in union as we began to cry hot wet tears!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"That's what I heard! You all need to leave to go to the memorial! Get out of this room!" he said excitedly.

Just then, three people fell from the floor: Boq, Madame Morinle, and some random syudent I didnt know And they were all tied up with ropes and chains.

"Doctor Bore kidnapped us!" Boq said in a cloenish way.

"No I didn't!" Doctor Bore began crying in a ver basic Hallmark movie way.

"LIAR BITCH ASS LOSER BASIC PREP FUCKER!" I wailed angrily and sadly as I stabbed him seven times and let him bled out all over the floor as he screamed bloddy murder. We all cried heavily about what had happened.

"Why was he kidnapping people!" Glinds cried out seductively.

"I think he was jealous of people who weren't borng" Boq explane

I drank up all the blod that was on the floor, then I ripped Bore's heart liver kidneys and spleen out and used it to make potons that temporarily make people emo and evil. Then we all held a memorial servic for him even though he was an evil boring man we all hated. It was a good excus to not go to tclass.

 

That afternoon, we all went to the first night of ShizCon, the school convention tha hda benn planned for motnsh. When I arrived with Glinda and Elphane, we were surprised to find the convention hall most empty. We went into the room that Boq's clown husbandry themed panel was taking placein and waited for it to start. There wer only five people in the room beside us. I pit my arm and drnak my blood while we waited.

Then, Boq came out and showed everybody a powerpoint about how to care for different types of clowns and we all claped at the end. Then we all went outside to the main room where there was a emerald colored ball pit and boncy castle

"At least ther'l be some fun panels," Glanda said beautifully.

Chapter 10: Ball Pit

"HEY!!! GO DIE!!!!"

I turned around and there was Ebory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"What the FUCKOLI are you doing!!!!!!!!!" Boq screamed.

"IM GONG TA KILL U PREPZ!!!!!!!!1" EBONY SCREAMED GOFFIKLY!!!

"I'm not a prep, im a clownboy!" Boqw screamed.

"FUK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1" EBOBY CRIED OUT.

"Literally go away yo poser!" I grabbed my wabd and stabbed Ebory in the chest.

"OHOWOWOW WOF WOOWOWOWOW!!!!1" Ebon screamed angstily. Then she jumped up and STABBED GLENDA!!!!!!!!!!!

"GO DIE FOREVER!!!" I forced Enoby to drink a poion that turned her from a vampir intoa human then STABBED HER IN THE CHEST FIVE MORE TIMES!!!!!!!!!!

"AEAEIAIEIAIEIAEIAIIEIAIEIA!" GLANDI SCREAMED HOTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ELPAHBA RAN TO HER AND HELD HER PASSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!

A wave of blood poured out of Ebony's chest as i tossed her into the emerald ballpit! (The ball pitt was super corny nobody was gonna sit in it anyway so that was fgone.) Everyone sround me calpped! The wicked bitch was dead!!!!!!!!

Sudednly, Professor Fielder burst into the room.

"Hey teacher's aren't allowed at ShizCon!" Boq screamed.

"I'm not teaching anymore. I got bored. I'm an aviation major now. Call me Nathan."

"Oh, okay, cool," Boq said.

"They want all of us to go to some meeting," said Nathan.

"But I have to host my panel in 5 minutes!" Glonda cried seductively.

We all rant o tte meeting room, where a tall man clled Ice Pick Joe who always hosted ShitCon was stading on a stage in front of everyone.

"WE NENED MONEYS!!!!" Joe said chillly. "GIVE US ONEYS OR THE CON WILL CLOSE!"

People started throwing money at Joe and screaming and crying and singing and yellinga thtehir friends to donate.

"Literally fuck this!" I scremed and waved my wand to multiply the money that was in the donation box so the con could go on!!!

"OMG VIOLET YOUR A HERO OUR BELOVED QUEEN!!!!!"

Suddenly, someone screeched right behind me all of a sudden. I turned around and there was ZOMBIE ENOBY!!!! Everybod in th room SCREAMED!!!

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!" I cried out depressed ly as I anstily satred into her red orbs!!!!!

SHE STABBED ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! I CAT A SPEL THAIT MADE HER FUCING VANISH!!!!!

"Oh, godiza!" Joe siad as he ran to me.

I began to feel a hot red burning warmth inside my chest. I took several deep breasts and began to fell dizzy. Everyone around me was screaming and running around and calling 011. I passsed out as Elphana held he tightly and croed tears of blood.

Chapter 11

I woke up in t hospital and saw Eplaba, Glinad, Marnie, Boq, and Nathan all in the room crying blood.

"We though you die!" Glinda creid sexily.

"I'm a vampire!" I said witchily. "This place sux!" I cast a spell to get us back to Shizcon and saw a bunch of people in a circle around the ball pit singing the lyrcs to wake me up inside.

We went to artist alley and saw that only a few people were selling art. I gave everyone some moneys so they could buy art. We bought art, then we all went into my and Elphaba's hotel room and watched some Doctor Who and sang a bunch of songs. We all went to sleep, then woke up and put on all black outfits.

I put on a black leather dress with some corset stuff, purplke ribbons, fangs on the butt, knee high leather boots, red knee high socks, red fishnet tights, a black choked with big spikes on it, heavy red eyeshadow and black glittery eyeliner. Glonda put on black jeans, a black destiel t shit, black high heels, a black chain necklace, , and she spray painted her hair red and pink. elaba put on a black leather jumpsuit with a deep v neck, spikes on the shoulders, thick black boots, thick blak eyeliner, and a black plastic choker. Marnie put on blue jeans, a fuzzy black sweater, a purple bucket hat, a purple heart necklace, black converse shoes with purple laces and purple glitter on them. I drank some of Eplhaba's blood and was ready to go the the con hall.

We went down there and bought a bunch of snacks before going to the room where The Wizard was going to have his panel. I was so exited to see the wizard! We sat there for 45 mintes before some lady came in and told us that the wizard had walked because they couldnt pay him.

"WHAT THE FUK!!!" WE ALL SCREAMED!!!!

I ran upstairs and slit one of my wrists, then drank the blood then ran back downstairs. Then we all went to Glanda's panel about destiel and doctor who she hated sherlock so she refused to make it a superwholock panel! Then I went back to the hotel room with Gland ans Elphbab and we did it, they felt so good that i had an orgy.

Chapter 12

"OMFG I can't wait to gto the steam powered lion concert!!!" Glinda screamde hotly. Ephbaba got her camera so she could record the concert, and we all wore our steampunk goggles. Then, we all went to the concert. We all got in the mosh pit so that the band member would see is..

The band members, the four lions dressed up like steam powered robots with all kinds of green cogs and gears all overin various sizes and sick steampunk hats and glasses and shoes and jewelry and makeup and glittery manes, got on stage and started singing about screaming n crying and being emo. Everyone was jumping and ctying and vibing in the mosh pit. Marnie got called to go up on stage during the second song because she was so cool and she shouted us all out. "Hey Voilet, hy Glanda, hey Elphie, he Nathan, hey Bow!"

There was a cool girl vibing in the mosh pit right next to us. She had long brown hair and big purple eyes and was wearing black jeans with holes at the knees, a black top that had sleeves to the middle, and a badass studded belt. "Hi, I'm jackie" she said as she shook our hands.

"I need to leave," Boq said goofily.

"What??? Why????" Glinda asked seductively.

"I have being tired disease, for fuckaronis sake," Bog stromed off.

"Dude, they're about to perform the roar song," Ephiaba said coolly.

"Not cool!" said Nathan.

The Steam Power Lions performed the fan favorite song Bitey, and we all screamed.

"You are all so cool and witchy and emo!" Sir Brave, the lead singer said cloudily. He called for me and Glpand and Elphaba to get up on stage. "Do you know any spells," he aksed.

I cast a spell that made everybody in the band members reall high.

"OH GOZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sir Brave yelled. "I FEEL LIKE I DONE COKE!!!"

I then cast a spell that made me a greast guitar player, then played the music for Bitey while Glindaba and Elpha sang. Nathan got up on stage and sang a song about the sun, Marnie sang a very y2k song about witches, then these three random witch sisters with the last name Sanderson sang another witchy song all while I played.

Then we all got off stage and the band played the roar song and everyone was freaking the fuck out and cheering like oh my god wow. Then the concert was over and we all went outside. I went upstairs to find Boq since he had wanted to go to the fanfik panel and that was coming up. I opened the door and gasped. He was doing it with Nessarose and Fiyeeo! Fiyero had a country hat on and nothing else, and the other two were completely naked!

"I thought you didn't want to com!" I screamed angstily.

"We didn't, but we wanted to fuck Boq," Fireyo said deeply.

"You're not supposed to be here if you're not a ShisCon guest!" I yelled witchily. I cats a spell that turned Fiyero into a book. I didn't want to do anything to Nesarose because she was Elphabas sister ad their parents had comitted suicide so they had already been through too much but i was very mad at her too. "Now put your clohes back on and go!" I yelled depresedly. Then Boq got dressed and I sadly took him tot he panel.

Chapter 13

We got to the door of the panel rome and saw that the fanfik panel had been cancelled! This con wasso bad!

"I'm going to go back to my rom!" Boq said and then hr ran up there.

"This is all so sad!" Glinds yelled seductively. "The Wizzard would b so upset by this!"

"Lets go do some stuff," Elphaba said then tok me and glonda into the hotel room. We were making out and doing it and then I got orgism. We went downstairs and saw that there were a lot of people yelling and crying and calling for refunds.

"Oh my gox, that's so awful!" Glinds said pinkly.

One of the organizers, an extremely goth wizard who had been involved in organizing the con for yers, was sitting on the floor crying like a guy who had his liver stolen (don't aks how i know what that looks liek) and telling everyone he was so sorry, the higher level organizers had been so mean to them all and it was so bad.

"Oh my Goz, I'm sosorry!" said Gland. She flipped her hair around all over the plac.

"It's fine" the organizer said edgily. "I'm just annoyed."

"We should magic this con up!" Glanda said hotly.

"Oh no sweaty we dont need magic for this one," the organizer said goffikly. "It's one organizer, Wen Weaver, she keeps sabotaging us and all kinds of stuff."

"Ok, let's all go stab her then!" I said vampirically.

"I have a better idea." The orgnizer gav me, Elphaba, and Glands a gun!!!!!

"Oh sweet, thanks Dear ORganizer!" Glonda said beautifully.

"My name is Harry Dresden," the organizer said darkly.

We went over the the organizatior hangout lounge where guests werent allowed.

"HEY! YOU PEOPLE CANT FLIPPING BE IN HTERE!!!!" Wen Wearer screamed at us.

"They're my guests," Harry said calmly.

"NO< YOU PEOPLE NEED TO GET THE HECK OUT!!!!!!!!!" Wyn cried out like a fire made of hot cheetos.

"No," I said with a full witch's energy.

"NO YOU FRIVOLOUS FOOLS!!! LISTEN TO ME. WE AR-"

We pulled out guns out which sit her right up. Then she pulled a gun ot and shot... GLANDA!!!!!!!!!

Glind collapsed onto the floor with blood slipping out of the hole in her chest!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I shot Wen Weaver and she used her witchy powers to deflect me bullet.

"YOU FUCKIG PREP!" I casr a spell that turnt her into a pile of dvds of click the movie with the remote. Then I bit Glandi to wake her up.

"Ok, now the con can continue," Harry said emoly.

I attende a panel about farmercore and it made me cry with how Fiyero had lied to me about tnot coming to the coventon. It made me so sad that i slit one of my writs, then a cried some bloody tears. I cast a spel that turned Fiyero out of a book so that he could leae the convention hall and be far away from me. Then I used my blood to make more potions.

Chapter 14

The next morning I rose from he gothic hotel bed and put on a dark grey tank too, a black skirrt with pins and zippers all over it, purple fishnet tights, black converse shoes with purple and red jewels on them, red socks with black skulls on them, a black choke with spik on it, heavy purple eyeliner, and i did my hair to make it spiky. While I was eating my emerald-os and blood i heard... a GUN!!! I ran outside to the hall and tehre were people screaming all over the place.

"OH GO!" someone scremaed chaoticaly. "THERES SOME SHIZ DOWNSTAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I ran downstairs with a bunch of people and we saw... OH MY GOD WHAT THE FOCU WAT HOW OH MY GOZ OH NO HTIS WAS THE WORST I SLIT MY WRITS AND CRIED BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fiyero, Bog, and Nesarose were dead and had been tossed in the ball pit!!!

"How rude!!!! Theres piss and blood in there!!" I screamed depressedly.

"WHO THE FUCK DID THIS!!!" someone said blandly.

Glinds and Eplhabe ran to me and held me toghtly and kissed me on the face. Eplhana softly stroked my hair real soft as I kept crying blood.

The hotel staff cleaned the ballpti and then we all went into the lobby to eat breakfast. I was so depressed that i slit my srists and used the blood as sauce on my pancake. it tasted so good. Then we were ready to to go the book panel. The book talk reminded me of Nesasros and I cried a bit more blood and had to step outside. Then we went to Nathan's panel about avaton safety which was very good. Then we all went to the lobby to eat lunch.

"This con is really fucked," Nathan said.

"The con should be fucked up anymore, I got rid of Wen Weaver last night," I said angstily.

Just then we heard some noises in the walls.

Nathan knocked on the wall and said to get out of there. Someone busted out the eall and it was... THE NAMELESS!!!!!!! The evil tumblr user who lives in te walls!!!!!!! No one knew its name, so we called it the nameless.

"DID YOU DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed upsetly and shook the Nameless by the shoulders.

The Namless pulled out a GUN!!!!!!!!! I stabbed it in the chest a dozen times and then one more time because I was so pissed!!!!!!!!!! Tumblr would now be at peace!!!!

The entore lobby population began clapping.

Chapter 15

We went to the panel with the cast members of the Oz Haunts podcast because we wre all big fans and wanted to see how hot the cast members are in preson. We went inside ad waited for what enede up being HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Oh my oz," Glonda yelled exasperatedly.

Then, an organizer with pruplr hair named Organizza walked on to the stag and goofily picked up a microphnoe.

"Sorry, they all cancelled their apprance," said she sillily.

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!" I screamed angstily,

"You can get an extra hour in the emreald ball pit!" Organiza said chaotically.

Glinad gasped out loud. "There's a dead bodies in there!"

"So you're getting a good dael!" said Organizz.

Gilnda vomited up some pink bubbles.

"Oh, hottie!" I excalimed and held on to her. Her skin was llooking incerdibl pale! I decided to take her to the hoptal so we did. We took Glunda to the ER where a doctor named Noah did a check up on her. The results would SHOCK US!!!!!!!!!!!!

"So... uh..." Noah said doctorly.

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed.

"She's pregananant!" Noah said. "And so is Elphana!"

Chapter 16

The next morning i rose from my coffin and put on a black t shit dress, red fishnet tights, black bots, purplr lipstick and eyesahde, red fshnet gloves, a black choker with spikes on it, and i spray painted the tips of my hair black. I was so depressed that i slit my rists then went to the bathtub to let the blood pour out in there. Then I drank some of the blood and ate a donut glazed with blood for breakfast. Then somebody knocked on my door.

"I'm busy, go die or something!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I said depressedly.

The door opened and somebody grabed me!!!!!!!!!! Then they hit me in the head. I used my magic wadn to cast a spel that made the kidnapper stop kidnaping and start crying trars of blood. Then I went back to the convention. Elphaba and Glinnda and Marnie and Nathan and Jackie were all sitting there talking about tumblr stuff. Glonda coughed up pink bubbles every 2 mintes.

"Hi, I'm Jackei!" Jackie reached out and shook my hand then she moved her hair out of the way of her badass studded belt.

"Hi, I'm Voilet!" I said witchily.

"I already know that," jackie said.

"Ok," I said vampirically.

"Oh, no, Im so emo," Jackie passed out on the floor right there!

Gilnda coughed up some bubbles.

"Let's go to the hospital," said Marnie but them she passed out too!

Nathan screamed.

Madame Morible bust into the room.

"Hey, no teachers at ShitCon!" Nathan said.

"THIS IS A SPECIAL CIRCUMSTANCE!!!" Madame Morible said.

Nathan passed out.

"THERES A VIRUS HERE ALL OF YOU NEED TO LEAVE OR GO TH THE HOSPIRAL OR SOMETHING!!!!"

I used a spell to get the people who were passed out to the hosipital and everyonbe else back to the school. The people who passed out were able to get better after 30 minutes and come back to the school.

Me and Glinda and Elphana ate donuts glased with blood and all looked at me sweetly. Then someone knocked on my door! It was................................................................. MADAME MORBLE! She handed me a letter as she smiled wide. "This is yours, Violet"

I opened it then read it-

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Violet Heart'less Hemerhoid Sparrow Willams,
You have been invited to come to my palace. Your strong magic will be very useful to me. Also I'm bored up here.
-THE WIZARD
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"WE'RE GONG TO SEE THE WIZZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!" I SCREAMED AND JUMPED AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 17: Emerald

I woke up out my coffin and pit ona long black lace dress with a slit up the leg black boots, a black choker with spikes on it, heavy black eyeliner, purple lipstick, and red contact lense, wanted to look my absoulte best when we got on the train to the emerald city.

I went to the station with Elphaba and Gland and when we got there everyone was there. Glind was wearing a black dress with pink lace on it and pink heeled shoes. Elphana was wearing a black dress and a pointy hat and black shoe.

"I'll miss all of you lovelies," Glonda said beautiful.

"Are you sure you don't want to rehearse meeting the Wizard?" Nathan asked. He was dressed like some guy.

"Yeah. Just stay cool," I saod witchily.

Marnie gave me a hug. She was wearing jeans, a fuzzy purple sweater, and black converse shoes.

Jackie didn't say anything, just cried tears of blood. She was wearing a sick all black outfit.

Madame Morble waved at us and smiled real big as we got onto the big green train to go to the Emerald City. We sat in the train as it started moving. Then we heard some noises from the train car next door...

I opened the door and saw that the members of Steam Powered Lions were there, and they were all having a big orgy!!!!!!!

"We should do that," I said wetly. So I did it with Glind and Eplhalba. Then we hung out with the loins and did some weed from the hookah and got really high.

"DRUGALIFIC!" one of the lions said.

Then we all ate the green food that was served on the train. Poor Glinda coughed up some pink bubbles her morning sickness was getting to her.

THEN... THERE WAS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR!!!!!!!

Chapter 18

I woke up in the big green coffin that was in the bus to the Emerald City, sat up and threw up purple then i saw that Glinda and Elpohana were there and so was the steam powered lions drummer who had big purple eyes and sharp gold teeth.

"Girlie one of the train staff poisoned you. Don't worry, I made a callout post for er so she's cancelled now," said the lion.

"Ok, cool," I said. "We should be mutuals on tumblr."

"The train staff lady deleted your tumblr account," the lion said tearfilly

I SCREAMED!!!!!!!!! THEN I JUMPED UP AND SCRAMED AND CRIED BLOOD AND AND SLIT MY WRISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN I DRANK MY BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!! "THAT SICK FUCKER I WILL STOMP ON HER HED IF I SEE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!" Then i created a new account, xxxwickedfangzxxx.

Then we all went to the neighboring car for the kendall roy concert that was happening that night. Kendall sang l to the og a song about his dad who had died from his kids being too emo and we were all dancing. Then Kendall started crying because he was so depressed and emo. I related th that so I cried some more blood. He slit his rists onstage so i came up on stage and drank his blood. He was so impressed that he improved a rap song about me and how cool and witchy and vampirely i was. Elphana and Glona were crying because of how profound the rap was. Then the concert was over, Kendall did a backflip off the train and ran of to the next stop at his tour.

Galind was feeling tired and bubbly full of bubbles so she went to bed, Elphbab took me to the caboose and we made out for a while.

"I need you every day my Elphis, you are my sun, you are my light in life, I can never lose you my dear hottie" I said passively. Then we went to the next car, where there was some guy dressed all cool. It took me a moment then i remembered that was my classmate Spike, a traoublesome vampire he used to have a girlfriend who kept trying to slay me

"What are you doing here?" i assksed

"I'm here to warn you. There's some real danger in Oz," he said British.

"There's always something bad happening in Oz," Elpgaba said with an eyeroll of the highest order. "The teachers sing about it a lot. People laugh at me for being green and fucking women. Nathan always makes us rehearse for dangers. You are always beating people's asses. You are too smart to not realize. We are in a fucking dystopa or some shit I swear to god."

"This is for real serious shit," Spike said with wild eyes. "Please be careful."

THEN....

His best friend (and probably secret lover), a bounty hunter named Spike who dressed even cooler, walked into the train car. "It's way too hot on this bus," he said. He drop kicked a window open. "Oh, hi," he said with a smirk on his face. "I'm Spike Spiegel."

"Bitch we know who you are. We know you're fucking the other Spike," I snapped.

"We're not fucking, I'm just biting him," said the vampire Spike.

"Stop lying, baby," said the bounty hunter spike. "Be careful." He ran off in such a cool way I almost thought about fucking him.

The vampire Spike jumped off the train to follow him.

"People need to make up their minds about if they want to be on this train or I'm going to slit my writst," I said as I cast a spell to fix the window.

Chapter 19

"These random people on the train piss me off" Elphaa said lovely.

"Don't worry darling, I'll deal it," I cried out with force as I cast a spel on the big green bus to Emerald City so that people who annoyed us wouldn't get on the train.

"I'm so bored. I can't wait to get to the coty," Elphab sais.

"Let's do a fucking concert, said the steam powered lions backup singer

"We just wore our voices out at the kendall concett!" Elphadna cried out.

"Oh don't you worry" th backup singer sone as he showed us a big rainbow hookah.

We all smoked it and then we were able to sing also I felt like Iw as floating in the sky and the stars and the couds and the space and the stars and the sun and the asteroids and the......

 

I woke up in the big green coffin. I sat up and threw up rainbow.

"You bitches need to fuking sober up," the steam powered loins lead singer roared.

"We sing best when we're high!" another one of the lions roared and turned purple.

I passed out...........

 

I woke up in the coffin, Elphdan was right beside me.

"Oh, baby," Elphsbs said sweetly. She kissed me on both cheeks and I felt to warm inside! Then ELPHIE, DEAR ELPHIE DISAPPEARED............

 

I woke up screaming as Elphana and the lion were singing.

"You were asleep!" the loin sang out with a roar.

"My dream was fuced up!" I stood up and started flawlessly playing guitar until we heard some noises in the next traincar over. We opened the door and saw...

THE GHOST OF FIYERO AND NESSAROSE AND BOQ ALL KISSING AND RUBBING ON EACH OTHER AND STUFF LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO FIYEROS GHOST HAD ALL THESE STRANGE DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING ALL OVER HIS BODY AND HE HAD A GOLDEN COWBOY HAT ON AND HE WAS WEARING A GOLDEN JUMPSUIT OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

"You're messing up our CONERT!!!!!!!" the lion started crying and he ran away. Then we heard a loud ass bang in the next car over. Then the ghost of the lion walked into the room. "I was so over it all. Wel now our album sales will go up."

I walked over the the car he had been in and saw that there was a lake size pudle of blod on the flor, I drank all the blood.

Chapter 20

We got to the Emeral City and it was so fucking green; Green diamonds everywere and the building were all painted green and a lot of people were wearing grene. I got off the train with Elphana and Gilnda and walked around the city, we went to the massage place and got massages, the lady who massaged me was 7 feet tall and had purple eyes and grey hair and she wore a long purple dress with some corset stuff and a necklace with emeralds on it and some cool silver combat boots.

The lady said "OMG you're such a hottie! You should have these shoes instead of me!!" Then she gave them to me to wear to see the Wizard.

We went to the Wizard's giant and tall green house that looked like a castle and a skyscraper and one of the staff members told us that the Wixard was already asleep and would have to see us tomorrow but we could stay there for the night. We went into the guest room that was really huge and we had a threesome in there. Then we went to sleep.

In the middle of the night I heard a noise that sounded like a baloon popping and ignored it because I was tired.

The next mroning I woke up next to Elphaab and stared at her lovely green face for a few moments before waking her up. I stood up to wake up Glaina.... but couldn't... find her... she was missing..... there was a big pile of pink foam on the floor.....

I SCREAMED WHEN I REALIZED OH MY GOD FUCK SHES DEAD SHES GONE I SCREAMWWED AND SOBBED AND SLIT MY WRITS AND DRANK MY BLOOD AND VOMTIED IT UP I SOBBED AND CRIED OUT TO THE HEAVEND AND THEN BUSTED OUT O THE ROOM A D WENT TO THE HALLWAY AND GLINDA WAS THERE DERA SWEET GLANSA WAS THERE LYING ON THE FLOOR COUGHING UP BUBBLES AND FOAM AND CRYING I RAN OVER TO COMFORT HER ELPHANA RAN OUT AND HELD HER AND CRIED BLOOD I SCREAMED FOR SOMEONE TO CALL THE HOPSITAL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 21

"GET GLAIND TO THE HOSPIRTAL RIGHT NOW YOU INSUBORDINATES!!!!!!!!!!!" one of the castle staff said loudly.

A bunch of people came over and picked up Gialns to take her to the emercencvy room and Elphana and me followed them hoping everything would be ok When we got to the emergency section we were all crying tears of blood as the doctor looked over Glaina.

The doctor stared at us with big green eyes and green freckles. "She was poisoned with the bubble poison."

"WHO THE FUCK DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I roared out.

"Not sure," the doctor said calmly.

As I cried, I called Marnie. "Bestie, my dear sweet Glinda got poisoned by the bubbble pioseon! I don't know what I'm going to do."

"Alot of people are getting poisined at scjool," Marine said softly.

Then I called Nathan. "Watch out. People at ahcool are getting posiones!"

"I know. I'm a student," Nathan said.

Then, I tried calling Madame Morble but she wouldn't answr. Then I slit my writs and drank the blood and read a depressing book while my wound healed. Then I went back into the office of the doctor office and the doctor was giving Glaidna some medicine.

"OH OZRIFFIC!!!!!!!!!!" Glaidn woke p and flipped her hair.

"OH, DARLING!!!!!" I ran up to her and passively kissed all ower her lovely pale face and hair. Elphana was also kissing all over her lovely face.

THEN....

Madame Morbile busted into the room and was carrying A GUN!!!!!!!! "Fuck you for not dying!"

"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" GFlainda screamed and cried!!!!!!

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled as a pulled out my wand.

"DID YOU FUCKING POISON HER YOU SICK BITCH!!!!!!!!" Elpbhana cried!!!!!!!!

"YES I WANTED HER GONE!!!!!!!!! SHES A WHORE!!!!!!!!!"

"GIRL YOU FUCKED HER YOU SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!" Eplaba said.

"I HAVE HAD ENOUCH!!!!!" I ran up to MAdame Morina and used my wans to turn her back into a human and she became old again. Then I used my wand to make her even older and weaker. Then I stabbed her with my wand sixty nine times. "DO!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PIOSON!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY!!!!!!!!!!!! GILAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Madame Moribe laid on the flor all dead. Glinda and I =rubbed up on the corpse for a few minutes. Then the doctor burned up her body and put the ashes in their coffee.

Someone knocked on the door. The doctor opened it............ IT WAS THE WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 22

"Hey hey hey what's going on!" the Wizard said loduly.

We all jumped up with exifetement. He was here!!!!! For real!!!!!!!!!!! FOR SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!

"I need some magic shit!" The Wizard said as he stood there,

"What kind of magic?" I asked, "There's all kinds!"

Elphada just stared at him for a second. "Wait..." She squinted her eyes and then gasped. "IS THAT POISON!!!!!!!!!!!"""

The Wizard looked at the green bottle he was holding. "No, my dear, it's cocaine!"

"Cocane is the most boringalicious drug!" Glindaa said.

"I'm sorry, other drugs taste like shit to me!" the wizard said. His emerald grass green orbs were really wide, like he had been doing cake.

"Are you sure that's not poison?" asked Elphana adain.

"No, why the fuck would i feed glinda rhe poison pink when she was pregante... oh no i've said too much!" THEW WIZARD CRIED OUT AND PASSED OUT THEN GOT BACK UP.

"YOU SICK TWISTED MIND FUCKER!!!!!!!!" I SCREAMED. "WHY DID YOU DOT HTEAT??????? YOU SICK BASTARD LIRAR HOE!"

"She's annoying and she was fucking my girlfriend!" THE WIZARD SAID!

"Madame Morible? She said she was single!!!!" Glnida started crying tears. "THAT LYING BITCH OH MY GOD!"

"She was fucking everybody even though she promised me she would stop!" The Wizard LLOOKED AT US WITH HIS EVIL EMERALD GRESS GREEN ORBS!

"Maybe she knew you were a stupid fucking liar!!!!!!" Glinda cried more and more.

"GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!" I RAN UP TO THE WIZARD AND WAS ABOUT TO STAB HIM BUT THEN........

 

It was painful. Then it was green. Then it was dark. Then...

 

I woke up to Elphana looking down at me with her green orbs and sweat all over her skin.

"My love..." I said softly.

Eplhaba gasped. "Violet?" Eplaba said. "Oh, oh..."

I moved my eyes around and saw that the room around us was mostly dark, and there were bars on one side... JAIL!!!!!! THE WIZARD HAD LOCKED UP US UP!!!!

"Darling... you were dead..." Eplnaba began to cry emerald tears.

"That fucking wizard..." I said angstily.

"You were gone... but now..." Eplana kept on.

"We have to kill him!" I yelled.

Elhpaba breathed. "You died. You were dead... You were dead... But you were just reborn... as our baby!"

Chapter 23

I had become my on parent, and I was a baby again, ad my lover had just give birth to me.

"Smazing that you're alive!" Ealphba said.

"That stupid fuckig wizard..." I said.

Elphaba had my wand still. She used it to turn m body into an adult body.

"We'll have to stop the wizard," I said.

"I'm afraid i's too late..." Elphana said with a big frown. "He... he... brainwated Galands!!!"

"HE WHAT?????????????" I SCREAMED. I GRABBED MY WAND AND USED IT TO TRANSPORT US BACK TO SHIZ UNIVERSITY SO THAT E COULD SEE WHAT THE FUCK WAS GOING ON!!!!

I looked in a nearby mirror and saw that I had a different face that looked sort of like mine and also sort of like Eplhana's. My skin was pale creen, by hair was dark purple my eyes were emerald green and I wore a long black dress with a slit up the leg, long black boots, and a choker necklace with big spikes on it and dark black eyehadod.

We walked around the campus and saw that hardly anyone was there except for Nathan who was just standing there crying.

"Half the school got poisoned," said Nathan. "The teachers have been poisoning people. Now they've all run away. There's no one left to teach."

"Oh my god!!!" Elphana said. "The Wizard has probabaly been manipulating them. He's the founder of this school he can do whatever he wants and manipulat them. Also he captured GLainda!"

"I heard Glina was dead," said Nathan.

"The Wizard told me he put her in jail," Elphanf said.

We walked over to the cafeteria to see if there wwAS any food but then we saw...........

 

MARNIE MY BESTIE MY WHOLE WORLD WAS FUCKING DEAD SHE WAS GONE OH GOD SHE WAS LYING ON TH FLOOR AND HAD BLOOD SPRAYING OUT HER CHEST AND SHE WAS SO PALE AND HER EYES WERE PALS AND HER CLOTHES HAD BLOD ALL OVER THEM AND HER HAIR WAS SOAKED WITH BRIGHT RED BLOOD IT WAS SO AWFUL I CRIED OUT OH GOOD GOD FUCKING FUCK EVERYTHING KEPT GETTING RUINED!!!!!!! I CATS A SPELL TO TAKE ME AND ELPBABH BACK TO THE WIZARDS CASTLE AND RIGHT AWAY WE SAW THAT HE WAS CUTTING GLAINDA HEAD OF!!!!!!!

"NO!!!!!!!! GET FUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!" I RAN UP TO THE WIZARD AND CAST A SPELL THAT MADE HIM REVERSE WHAT HE DID SO THAT GLAIDNA HEAD WAS BACK ON THEN I CAST A MASSIVE SPELL BECAUSE I WAS SO ANGRY AND PUT WAY TOO MUCH ENERGY IB IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The spel turned the wizard into an extremely small mouse. I put him in a cage and then spelled us back to Shiz so that he could be a class pet. I was going to tell Nathan what had happened... but I COULDNT FIND HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 24: Lore

Shortly after I was born the first ttm, my parent s freaked out because they thought i was ugly. When i was growing up, they made funof me all the time and called me purpley and teethy and shit like that. They were so fuckin rude. I started studying magic so I would be cool and they would shuy the fuck ip.

At my high school graduaton they didn't show up because they wantewd to attend a facebook live event instead. I never forgave them. When I came home from garduation I cast a spell to make them respect me but they were too rude for it to work so i just stabed them instead. Then I ran upstars and slit ma writst and rad some sad books while my woumds healed. The I put on a black dress with some corset stuff and big black boots and a bunch of dark eyeshado and a black choker and a black chain nucklace with a cross on it. Then I ran to the local cemetery and stole some bones. Then I went to my parents' computer since they were dead and wouldnt be needing it anymore and found out that they had been running a scam kickstarter saying they were going to make a video game about humans and Aminals living in harmony. I knew they wouldnt do it because they said video games are evil over and over again often. I threw their computer into the lake in our yard to rrid the world of their bullshit.

Then I went to the mall to buy some new black clothes for the funeral and saw that the fye store in the mall had closed and cried blood all over the floor and drank the blood. Then a turned around and saw that some weird old guy was standung nearby.

"Hey, get out of my zone," I said witchily.

"No. My name is Dracula and I'm going to stand here," he said vampirically. "WAIT!!!!!!!!!!! IS THAT....." he pointed at my neck. "A C-R-O-S-S????????"

"Cross?" I said.

Dracula screamed like someone had just ripped his organs and shit out and cooked them for dinner. "HOW ARE YOU WEARING THAT????"

"Because I'm also a witch," I said witchily. Then I held the cross up at him and that made him start crying blood all over the floor which I drank. Then I put the cross up against his skin and he cried out even more then disappeared. I took all the necklaces and rings he had been wearing because they looked real cool and then I bought a dress for the funeral.

Chapter 25

I sat in the cafeteria with Elphana and Glaind and Nathan and no one else was in therie because a bunch of teachers and studinds had died. All of the cafeteria staff were still alive and making food. The people who had done all these murders clearly loved food. While we were eating we heard a loud door open sound.

"HEY!" someone yelled.

I turned aorung and it was.... GARMFIELD!!!!!!!!

"Where my lasaga?" Garfield said orangely.

"They're serving piza today," Nathan said.

"NO!" Garfield threw a chair and it busted through the window.

"Be normal," Nathan said.

Garfield scramed again!!!!!

"This school is so anoying now, I need to fix it," I said witchily.

"Then go back in tim!" Garileld said.

I cast a spelt o go back in time to right before the ShitCon, then I went ob the train to the Emerald city and watched the steamed powered lions perform. Then, I busted into the window of the Wizard's house and stabbed him to death them i went back to the present time and the cafeteria was full and Garfiem was gone. But the school's vibe was stull so nasty. I went into Madame Morbles office and we started doing it passively.

"O OF AO FOS O O O O O OH!" she exclamed! While she was organing, I stabbed her to death and watched as her blood squirted all over the floor and then drank all the blood. THe schools vibe was a bit better now but also still nasty.

Then I ran back to the cafeteri even though i was full of blood and not reaaly hungry.

"I SENSE SOMETHING IS WRONGLAIFIC!" Glinda said loudly. THen she FELL TO THE FOOR!

"LETS CALL THE FUCJING AMBULANCE!!!!!!!!" Elphana dreamed. She called 011. "HELP GLAKFA FELL!!!!!!!"

Nathan was so stunend that he just walked away. The ambulance arrived and we all got on it and the ambulance SOOMED to the hospital where Glinda was put in the hospita room and the doctors looked her over.

"Oh...." the doctor said. "She's really suffereing!"

"WHATS GOING ON!!!!!!!" WE ALL SCREAMED ANGSTILY!!!!!!!!!!!

"The world is just so broken..." the doctor said. "She will need lifelong care."

We all cried blood on the floor and i drank the bolld up so the doctors wouldn t hae to clean it.

Glinda than opened her eyes... AND...

Chapter 26: Broken

I woke up after a night of doing it with Elphana and Glaia nto see that they were gone and everyone was gone and i was the only person on earth and...

Then I woke up and we were all in bed together. "Oh, my darkness is begining to eat me up inside," I said witchily.

"People keep dying even when we go back intime," Glina said angstily.

Then, somebody busted into the room through a window.... THE MUPPET JOKER!!!!

"GET FUCKED!" I screamed as I joumped out bed hit the muppet joker with my wand!!!!!!! The muppet joker fell to the floor and just cried for a while before running away.

Then we went to sleep and....

EVERYONE WAS GONE AND THE WORLD WAS DARK AND THE SCHOOL WAS ON FIRE AND THE LIBRARY WAS GON AND THE CAFETERA EAS GONE AND THE CLASRSOOMS WERE BROJEN UP INSIDE AND EVERYONE CRIED AND ALL THAT SHIT AND I WAS BLLEEDIN DARK BLACK BLOOD ALL OVER AND DRINKING------

I woke up and ran into the bathtub and cried out some blood and drank it. Then I drank up the blood. Then I slit ma writs and drank all the blod. Then I ran up to the window in our dorm room and opened up the window.

"DARLING MY LOVELY NO!!!!!!" Galna scramed anf ran up to me.

"This pain must end!" I screamed depressedly.

"I'LL TAKE YOUR PAIN AWAY FOR YOU!!!!!!" Glonda went up to the window... AND JUMPED!

Chapter 27

Gaylinda woke up in the hosital and was fine, and still so beautiful and loveley and prefect. We all went back to shool and saw that they were having ShizCon 2 to celebrate all the teachers having either ded or retired so no one had to go to class if they didn't want to and because i had killed the muppet joker. The con organizer was a goffik lady who dressed in all black that called herself Strange. I was so in love and happy that i kissed elphana and gland passively but i was still depressed.

The first event was a steam powed loins concert, but the lions had all comited suicid because they were so depressed so they were ghosts, performing on stage singing "oooooooo" in addition to their song lyrics. We were all creaming along to the music. But then i saw a lady behind me wearing a pink preppy outfit and put my middle finger up at her. She GASPD!!

Our next event was a 6 hour long movie marathon we watched everywhere everything all at once, game of thrones, and jurasic park.

"These movies suck, the books were way better!" Boq complained angstily and yelled.

"SHIT UP!" Eplana yelled witchily.

"These are very important stores about disadvantaged people. I mean, the dinosaurs are extinct and all that!" Glonda said with a sweet pink air. The light from the movie made her pale skin look absolutely radiant and I thought about kissing her right then and there but i didn't want to interrupt the movie.

Fiyero wildly threw popcorn at Boq, then bow stopped talking and the rest of the time.

Then it was over, and it would have been time to hang out in the ball pit for an hour, but someone had been stabbed to death in there already!

"Fucking fuckity, not this shit again," Harry Dresden whiined when he saw it.

Then, someone mysterious busted into the room. She had ebony hair, a black dress with some corset stuff and pink lace on it and... EBONY D'ARKNESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY!!!!!!!!!! THAT BITCH!!!!!!!

"So waht, I stabed sumone!" Ebony said goffikly.

"YOU!!!" Harry Dresden shouted. He gave me a Chigaco style gun.

I took the gun and stabbed Eboby with it several times. Then Gilnda and Eplanta ran up to me and we made sweet edgy love.

BUT THEM.... ENONY STOOD UP AND RAN UP AND JUMPED UP AND SCREAMED AND HIT ME IN THE HEAD WITH HER GOFFIK GUN!!!!

"GET FUCKED!!!!" Glinad cried seductively as she hit Eboyn on the head with her big pink stick.

"Clever girl!" Fiyero yelled.

"The movie is over, you fuking loser," Boq said angrily.

"I can't believe you would say that!" Fiyero cried out with watery tears in his eyes.

"Oh, u swet summer child, you don't know pain yet, you fubking winkie! " Ebony said befor she wacked Fiyero with her wend.

Gkinda GASPED! "oh my oz, i can't believe you said that, that's so problematic!" she scramed.

Then... I SHOT EBONY IN THE STOMACH!!! SHE FELL TO DA FLOOR!!!! THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED!!!!! Galnda and Eplana ran up to me and kissed me heavily like they wanted to do landry and taxas with me forever. Then, I logged onto Tumblr and posted that Ebony D'arkness Dementia Raven Way was probematic and usewd slurs and everyone should stay away from her! Then I drank all the blod out of the ball pit.

Chapter 28

"Omg WOW you're so cool!" Fireyo explained.

"Ok, weirdo," Boq said angrily.

"Sut the fuc up, you clown!" Fyiero yelled.

On Tumblr, I could see Ebobo's follower count dropping and a bunch of people making posts calling her out and sharing my callout. However, I also got a lot of anon mesages calling me ugly and rude and mean and a fake fan.

Glknda GASPED whan she saw it! "Oh, my Oz, that's so nasty!"

"These all have th same typin style!" Elphana excaimed.

"How oddalific!" Boq said loudly.

"Definitely socks," Harry Dresden said detectively.

"WHUT?" Boq aksed upsetly.

"Sockputtpets. One person creating multiple accounts, I said. I knew what Harry was talking about because i knew the msscribe and hivliving lore and stuff like that.

"Who's doing all that?" Gionda screamed sadly.

"It must be... ENOBY!!!!!!!!" I screamed witchily.

We began out plan to expose Ebbny sockpuppepig.

Chapter 29

The next event was a big fancy dinner and dance party at the Ozdust. For the dinner i dressed all up in a long black silk dress with a slit up my leg and priple lace on it and black heeled boots and a spiy black necklac ana metal cross neclace and red fishnet gloves and red fishnet socks that went up to m knee and darkly black nail polh and dark rewd eyeshadow and priple lipstick and heavy blac eyeline and a necklace that had a picture of Elpnan a and Glina on it because they were so hot and they would elevate my outfit. In the picture they were both wearing lacy black dresses with some corset stuff and dark eyeshadow and lipstick and were starin onto the camrea like they wanted the photographer to die I didn't bother with foundation because me skin was already pale. I drank some human blood and snorted some weed so i was ready to go to the party

Elphbaba walked in wearing a poofy black lace dress with some swirly patterns all on it all over looking like a fucking tar river made of lace, a pointy black har a long black boots, heavy black eyeshadow and eyeliner and lipstick, black and light freen glitter on her cheeks, and long dark green nails that could cut somone. She stared deeply into my eys lik was hoping to kiss me, so I kissed her and we both felt so warm inside oh my she was so fucking hott wow

"You are such a ficking hottie omfg!" Elphaba said hotly.

GFlinda walked in waring a short black dress with a gothy flowery pattern red fishnet tights and gloves, black high heeled boots, dark neon pink eyeshadow, heavy black eyelin and dark neon pink lipstic and black glitter on her eyelids and a black choked neclace and eyelash extensions She looked deelpy into my eye and then we frenched passivelyt, oh my god lord and saten it was so hot

"Oh," I said italicly as I kissed both of my hotties on the mouth and on the face

There was a knock on the door and we heard Natrhan crying outside. I opened the door and he was dressed like regular Nathan. Tears of blood ran down his face and he said sadly, "I'll never be edgy enough! I want to look edgy like you but I can't!"

"Oh, don't worry, I can make you gothular!" Gilnda glittered. She got some of the edgy tiktok shop clothes she had ordered and carried around to events in case someone in the group needed a makeuver and gave them to Nathan and he went to his room to put them on. He came back and WHOA! He was wearing black skinny jeans and a black dress shirt with pins going down the middle and on the collor and he looked so happy. Then Glinds took her hair gel and used it to make Nathan's hair super sleek and then she used one of the sharp edges of her wamd to pierce his lip and then she put in a lip peircing. Nathan had the biggest mile on his face.

Nessraose arrivd wearing a long black and brown dress with poofy sleeves and black tall boots that had brown glitter all over them, and she had glittery brown sysshadow and eyestic on her face. "Whao, very eom of you Natahn."

Fiyeor and Boa wore matching gold en black suits and Foiery also had a gold and black cowboy hat on. Nessa was staring at them like she wanted to do you know what after the party.

We were about to go, then.... I.... REMEMBERED!

"I miss Marnie so much," I said all dpresdded.

"Same," Glinda said. Her eyes begen to water.

" She would hav loved this partay," Nathan said with a newfound emo energy to his voice. "We need to enjoy it for her."

"UKNOWHAT?" I said wichpiracally. "Let's have a group cutting session in her memory!"

We all got our blade out and slit our rists and let the blood pour out al ove tha floor Then I drank all the blood.

"I JUST RMEMBERS!" Fiyero yelled. "Marnie's favorte outfit was a purple dress. He ran back to his room and came back wearing a purple cowboy outfit.

We all cried bloody emo limpid tears because the suit was so beautiful and because Marnie had ben to good for this fucked up ozshit of an world. Then we went to the Ozdust.

Chapter 30: Prayer and Miralces

When we got to th Ozdsut, we saw that there was a bigtable of all kinds of food. We all took some food and eated it at our gruop table. I also drunked some blod with my food. While we were eating and talking and hanging out someone busted into the room.

I turned around. Some dud was standing there holding a big Bible. Everyone GASPED!

"I am Jerry and I am a prayer warrior!" the guy said faithful.

"Ok, the buffet's over there!" Nathan said edgily and pointed at the buffet table.

"No, I will no eat with u satant people!" Jerry screamed.

"Ok, then leave," Fiyero said.

"That suit is way to pureple for God," Jerry said, He had a big frown on his face as he looked around judinf everyone. "All of you sick poeple must REPENT NOW!"

I stood up and got my wand out.

"Mafic is an ememy of God! You will burn in gel!" Jerry screamewd and his whole body shok like a leaf.

"You're at a magic school event," Nathan giggled.

"I may be a Shiz student," Jrery paused angrily, "BUT I AM ALSO A CHRISTIAM!" Quit a few tears begen to run dowm his face. Nobody clapped.

"Well, we;re not and you're just going to have to deal with that!" Glinda bubbled. Most people in Oz were pagan, I was a Stanist, Elphana was an atheist, Nathan was Jewish, Boq was in the process in inventing a new reilgon, and Nsessaroes worshipped an obscure plant diety that people lovd to wirt e fanfic about on Tumblr.

"NO!!!!!" Jery threw that ugly fvcking Bibble at me!

I used my wadn to hit it and make it shatter into a bunch of pages, then I set the pages on fire.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!: HJerry scraemed loudly as we all chuckled and giggled and howled. "THIS IS ALL MY FUALT! I MUST CONFEDD!" he crid. "I HACKED MY COUSINS FANFIC DOT NET ACCOTN! I USED IT TO TROLL PEOPLE!! ALO IM NOT REALLY AMREICAN IM BRI ISH WHATEVER!!! IM A LIER UNWORHTY OF GOD!!!" He cried a big puddle of blodoy tears and then ran away.

We continued eating and talking and laughing and chatting. Then Harry Dresden walked in and got a BIG plate of food (because he was so tall) and sat with us. He was waering black jeans, a plain black t shit, a long black trenchcoat, a pentagram necklac, a black fedora a ring with some runes on it and an edgy aura.

"Did you see that Jeryr guy?" Harry queried questioningly.

"Yeah, he was yelling about the bible," Clinda sparkled.

"I ran into him on the way here and he kept yelling at me that I am a Christan now," Harry said in between bits of his Chiacgo style pizza.

We all laughed, everybody knew that he was wiccan. He didn't agf about Christianty outside of being a Narnia fan and wanting Alsan as a father figure.

Then, someboy busted into the room.

"Good fucking GOD!" Bow huffed. We all turnd arond.

Then, ther was ao person standing at the front of the room breathing heavily. "JERRY JUMT PUT THE WINDOW!!!!! NOW HES DEAD AND HIS HEA IS BUSTED OPEN" he GASPED!!!!

WE ALL GASPED!!!! Then we kept eating.

"I've never met a cihrstan that wasn't at least a little fukced up," the random person who had broke into the room muttered loudly.

"Yeah, my dad did a suicid on a cross and stabbed himself all over," Elpbaba said.

Then we all went back to hapliy ating our nice dinner.

Chapter 31: Darkness

We were all eatin kings hand for desert during the nice big dinner when someone quitely started crying and sceaming. It was... THE WIZARD! He was wearing an emrald green suit with a bright ugly peopto bismol shade of pink flower on it and some gold chains on the side, green fancy shus dark eyeliner green gloves and corny sunglasses. He had spray panted his hari so now it was jet black and not gray and it looked so weird because his face still looked old and he looked like hewas trying to hard to be an tiktok boy or something.

"Fuking cunt, can you plese stay ded!!!!" I cried sadly.

"Plase don't kill me nwo!" the wisard said with a teary disopsitiun. "This is my onceler cosplay i don't want some nasty blod all on it!"

"Didn't he kill trees and stuff!" Giolnad said pinkly.

"Yeah, hesa hot ass villan!" wizerd said sadly.

"What the FUCK are you crying about!" Harry yelled.

"The darkness..." the Wizard sad as he kept on crying

"We all have darkness inside us. Keep eating you shit," I said I was so ficking fed up with his aura and everything. I felt the dankness churning inside me every day and it made me want to comit suiceid and slit my writs. I slit one right ther in front of him just to prove my point! Then I stood up and walked over the hhus table and stared him int he wye and said "Omfg you need to fucking fget out fo theis party of i will stake you in the heart again!!!"

"I'm a guest of this con!" the wiczcnd shouted

"No, you're a niucenace!" Harry said darkly.

SUDDENLY... THE WISARDFAS EYES TURNT B:LOOD RED!!!! HE STARTED KICLING AND SCREMANING "NON I WIL BE LOISITERN D TO OF ELSE YOU SICKJ BASTEARD!!! ALSO THE GUY WITH THE LIPO PIRERCING LOOOKS FECKOING UGGO!"

NATHAN STARTED CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD!!! THE BLOD RAN INTO HIS FOOD THAT MADE HIM CRY EVEN MROE HIS DINNER WAS FUCINNG RUINED!!!!! HE KEPT ON CRYING THEN PASSSSED OUT! HIS SKIN TURNED SO PLAE I THOUGHT H MIHGT BE DED!!!

"THATS IT YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!" I GRABED MY WANMD AND RAN UP TO THE WIXARD TABLE AND STABBED HIM!!!!! RIPED HIS CHEST OPEN AND RIPPED HIS INTESTINE OUT LIKE A BIG RED RIBBON FROM THE THING YOU WRAP RIBON AROUND AND I TIED IT AROUND HIS NECKMSO HE WOULD CHOK!!!!!!! THEN I RIPPED OUT HIS LUNGS AND HIS HEART AND HIS KIDNEYS AND HIS OTHER INTESTINE AND HIS MUCLES AND THROT AND LIVER AND BLOD SPRAYED ALL AROUND AND GOT ALL OVER THE ROOM AND EVERYONE WAS DANCING IN TOE BLOOD AND THW BLOOD GOT ALL OVER EVERYONS FOOD AND SOME PEOPLS STILL ATE IT AND IT GOT IN THE WATER SO I FRANK EVERYON WATER. THE DARNKESS PULSED IN ME AS I CONTINUED TEARING THE WIAARD ALL THE FICK HELL DAMN SHIR UP!!! "HOLT SATAN!!!!" I SCREAMDED!!!

Nathan quietly stood up and had a big smile on his face. "Omfg Viloet your my hero!" he said emoly.

"There was no way I..." The DARKNESS HIT ME ONCE MORE!!!!! I STARTED TO VOMUT UP A WHOLE LOT OF BLOOD OH NO OH SATEN OF FUCK CHRST HELL SAMN FUVKIN WHAT WAS HAPPENING OH MY OZACIOUS....

Then the darnkes stoped and i was good. We all sat down and waited for the DJ to arrive. Then Harry god a phon call and he answered and talked on the phone before ending the call. His face became pal and the joy left his eyes.

"You're never gointo fucking believe this," Harry said stonely.

"WHAT!!!" I screamed sexily.

"A book con across the street turned out to be a scam so now the gests are all coming her and we dont have enough food SHIT!" He jumped up and ran off to help run the con.

"OH MY OZ!" Nesareose scramed! "THE BOOK PEOPLE ARE COMING!!!!!!!"

Chapter 32: Woken Up Inside

We were wating got hte book people to aericve when Nathan stood up and began to cry tears of eater.

"I'm so sorty," Nathan said normally. "I can't do this anymore. I... O... I just... can't keep lying..."

What?" Elpaba said greenly.

"This was all a rehearsal. I'm not really uour friend," Nathan said shamefully. "Im also not reaaly a emo now, I just wanted to see what a makeuove would be like. I wanted to see waht it would be like o have friends and platonic relatiships. But I can't do this anymore. Theres just to much blood."

"OH MY SATAN YOU ABSOLUTE LOSER!" I scremed

"I litrally gave you my tiktok shop brand deal clothes!" Glnida bubbled.

Nathan kept crying and tearing and sobbing sadly and upsetly as he ren away.

"Ill miss him," Fireyo said with a yeehaw.

"I wont, turn out theres nothing t miss, what a FAKER! WhAT A POSER BITCH" I screamed and slamed my palm onto the wall and broke part off it. The darknes bubbled back up inside me and I WAS IN A RAGE I CREID AND YELLED AND SPUN AROUND AND I COULD FEEL THE WARM HOT DARKNESS AND PAIN AND ANGISH I WILL ALWAYS CARRY WITH ME FOREVR BECAUSE IM A GOTH AND A TUMBLRINA AND EVERYNE SUCKS AND EVERYTHIN SHOULD BE FUCKIN G GONE AND WE-

The dakrnes left. I just stood there

"Are you ok?" Elphavna asked softly.

"No. I never am!" I said.

Some regular oragnizer named Tom came in and asked Fyiero and Glunda to helf get the dance floor ready so they went there.

"I want you to do well," Elphaba said in a slightly doomed way. "I want to live as long as you."

"If you die, I'll put a steak in my heart!" I exhuded.

Then, a hot gothy lady busted into the room. She was wearing big black dress with a book pattern all over it, some corset stuff on it, some white ribbons on the sleeves and back and front and edges, dark eyelir, eyeshow, lips, nails that could cutadiamond, big black shoes wiwhgt emereald gren estiff gon them and some lace laces on theme and some blue diondoms and some dark crimson eyes and she looked so hot and she staed right into mt soul and she looedk like a nice library goth and i instinctively trusted her...

THE DARKNESS OVETOK ME ONCE MROE AND I SCREOMA AND CRIED OUT AND SCHERKED AND THEN I PASSSED OUT...

BUT PEFORE I PASSED OUT I HEARD ELPHAVA CRY LOUDLY!!!!!!!!

Chapter 33: Wake Mw up inSide

I wok up to see Eplaba and Boq in the hospital rom wating on me. "Whoa, that was crazt" i said

"You were ina coma, sadi Elpjaba.

"What haooened?" I aksed gothically

"The ao3 curse hit you," Boa said with a flat mouth. "You're lucy yo didnt due!" Limpid tears stramed down his face.

"Aslo..." Eplaba paused, "Gilnda,,, or i shod say Gailnda... betrayed us."

"And Fieryo and Neasarose too, they're all evil and shit now. Wicked wihctes of the east, all... oh... doing it in their castle," Boq said sadly with so man tears on his face

I gothically jumped out of the bed and scraemed "WHAT WHAT WHAT????"

"We're... uh, we, uh, we will half to fight them," Boq said then ran out of the room crying.

"That DIRTY FVUKIN CHEATER DIRTBAG PINK BITCH!!!!!" I hollered with the intensdity of the sun. That NASTY FUCKING LIER HAD MAD ME LOEV HER AND THEN BROKEN MY TRUST OH SHIT OH HELLL SHE WOULD SUFFER MY WRATH AND I WOULD RIP HER GUTS OUT ANT SCREAM AND RAGE FOR ALL ETERNITY AND KEEP LOCING ALPEBAB BECAUS ESHE WAS LOYAL OANFAONAINGOINWGIOWNGIOW"

"How the fuckhell are we goin to beat them. It's just the three of us. Nathan ran away adn everyone else is either evil or ded." Elhpana said.

We angstily walked back to the skull from the hoptal and then i said "We'll need to find some peopl to colab with." I said darkly. I ran a round locking for anone who would help but so many of them were evil and wearing preppy clothes, including the class presdent, Britany.

"Get that green bitch OUTTA THIS SKULL!!!!" Brittani yelled and pointed at Elphana.

"What a problematic bitch, i ot to post a callout post about you!" I hollered vampirically and sexily and stuck my middle finger up at her.

"She neds to leave or this scool wil become trash!" Brittany yelled and pointed at Eplana who was now crying.

Then som random girl ran up and hit Britanny in the face. :Watch your mouth bitch!" she said. She had short black hair with bangs blac eyes, and pal skin and she wore pink jeans and a black tank top. I could tel she wasn;t goth but she was clearly an alt girl, known allies of goths and she had just hit britany, clearly she cold be trusted.

"Thanks girl!" I said gothically and witchily/

"No problem, she was pissing me of," the alt girl said.

"My name is Violet Heart'less Hemrerhoid Sparrow Williams," I said.

"I'm Elphaa Thropp."

"Boq Demonhair," Boq pointed to his red hair.

"I'm Noodle Gorillaz. Tehcnicaly I don't have a last name but I had to put on on the paper to apply for shiz so i just wrote the name of my band."

"OMG YOUR IN A BAND TOO!!!" Boq squaled excitingly.

"We should totally collab sometime!" Noodle said.

"The other memberz of my bad are all evil now," Boq said. He had been i a band with Firyero and Nesarose called xxxYEEHAW666xxx.

"Thats hapened in my band too," Noodle said. "I cold probably help you bring them back to good or at last neurtal."

"Holy fuck, yes, please join us on out quest!" Elhpaba said witchily.

"I was planing on getting a music degree but this schol is so dead," Noodle said.

"All the teachers died," I expland. "A lot of people here have been turning evil too. What a miserbl place. Maks me want to slit ma writs."

"Ok, let's go! I'm scared that the longer we wait, the- OHMYGODWATISTHATSHITOHLORD OH HELL!" Boq tripped over Harry Dresden, passed out on the ground.

Harry's eyes opened and then he stod up wizardly. "Oh, hell, shit, fuck, than k you!"

"What the fuck did we do?" I sad sexily.

"Galanda cats a spel on me that made me pass out until a hot person showed up," Harry said.

"Oh, ok, wow, what a fucked up bitch," I said. "We're trying to find Gailnda and Firyo and turn them god again."

"Good lukc," Harry said.

"If you're not evil you can join s on our quest," I said hotly. Having an extremly tall man taller than any of the rest of us would be very helpful.

"Ok fuck sure," Harry sad. "I'm tired of evil shit happening, it's making my cat upset. Oh, by the way, congrats on exiting your coma Voilent."

"Thankyou," I said vampirically.

We went over towards the catsle and talked about life and the system and...

THEN...

WE SAW A FUCING LION CRYING A PUDDLE OF WATER IN THE WOODS !!!!!!

"PLEASE HELP ME!!!" the loin cried out with a roar. "GALIND CURSED ME!!!!"

Hary cast a spel that undid Gailnd's wicked witchilific curse, then he shok his head.

"Thank you so much!" the lion said roaringly. "I was goin a turn to ston in a fw days!!"

"Do you want to join us, we're trying to unfuck up Gainda and Fireyo!" I reached out my hand because I read somewher tha tlions liekd that.

"Ha, ha, ha ,ha... YES!" he said sickoly as he reached his fuzy paw and shook mt hand. "By the way, I'm Brrr."

"We need a taem name," Boq said.

"No," Brrrr said.

"No it is!" Boq lead the group as he chanted "No!" over and over until I cats a silence spell on him.

Chapter 34: Bloody Brick Road

We walkwed for a while and got to a road that had yellow bricks that wrwh covered with blod.

"That's a lot of blood!" Bow said even thoug he was supposed to be wuiet!

"Oh fucking HELL YOUR CURSED TOO ARENT YOU???" I yelled.

"It looks like Gaiinda cursed Boa to be annoying," Eplana said.

I got out mo wand and cst a spel to make boq not annoying, then he scraemed and pased out!!!!

"I's probably much too lat of him to be saved," Harry said emoly and shook his head. "He's not dead, but hell never not be annoing again."

"It was never going to work having him with us. He's not goth or emo or witchy or alt or edgy, he's just a weirdo," Eplana said sadly. "A shame, he was a cook guy."

"We;ll just hav to leave hum behind," I said vampirically. When I got to gailnad i was going to SLAP HER IN THE FCE FOR DOOMING BOQ THO A LIFE OF BIE F ANOYING!!!!!

"Luckily, I'm an emo kid. I go to hot topic all tha tim!" Br said lionifically.

"I'm a goth-emo hybrid," Harry said gothically. "A lot of the time goths say im to emo and emos say im to goff, hot topic won;t let me in."

"You can buy any kinds of clothez at the tiktok shop," I said.

"Whats that, i've never heard of that," Harry said.

"You NEED to go to the titkok shop!!!" I yelled witchily. "They have emo and goth stuff!"

"They also have wizard gear," Elphana said.

Harry got out his phone and spent a few mintues ordering a sick goth and emo outfit, and the clothes arrived in 10 mintues!!!

"Holy shit, their delivery is so fast!" Brrrrrr said edgily.

Then, Boq woke up!!!

"THE POWER OF SHOPPIN G BROKE THE SLEPP!!!" Herry exclamed! Then he used magic to put on his new goth emo outfit, a black shirt, black jeans, black wizard robe black doc martins, blac convers boots and lack fedora.

"OMG converse! Thos are so cool!" Noodle said.

"So glad that curs is over, " Bow said shakingly. "Now I can focus on getting my band bac together and makin an album!"

"Whoa, shit, is that the casle!" Brrrr pointed with his fuzzy clawy finger.

Galinad busted out of the front dor and was wearing a big bubbly vomit pink dress.

"DISGUSTANG!" I shooted. I ran up to her and staped her with the gun Hary had gave mer!

"AAAHHHHHHFUCKOHFUCKGODNOOOOOOOOOO!" Galnida scrreeched as blood sprayed out of her chest.

I ran into the catsle and saw that Jackie and Nathan and thqt book lady from ShizCon 2 were tied up against chairs in the living room so I let them go.

"I;m sosorry i lied and stuff!" Nathan said with limpid tears on his dace/

"Its ok I said. "Just stay safe, it's evil out there1"

"What the FUCKOODLE is going on@" the book lady yelled librarianically.

"Fang you so much, girlie!" Jackie sad gothikally.

I rsn uostairs and saw that Fiyeor was jumping up staring at a tv that was just a red screen. "FIYERO IF YOU DONT QUIT BEING EVIL I SWEAR TO SATEN I WILL PUNCH YOU IN DA THROAT!!!!!"

"Oh, fuck, he's mega cursed!" Eplaba said.

"Gailnda must have done a curse on him!" I screamed. What a FUKCIN BITCA SHE WAS!!!!!!! "We'll have to do a stanic ritual to get him to stop looking at that fucked upo tv!" I started slitting ma writs and letting the blod spray in a circle on the ground.

"I can help you I'm not a satinist but one of my bandmates taught me some of the rituals," Noodle said. She took som of my blod and drew a cross in the middle of the circle.

Then Fiyero SCREAMED SO LOUD AND FEL TO THE FLOR AND WAS SHAKING ALL OVER!!!!

"Get a fucking griip, you yeeyee bitch!" I yelled witchilly.

"OKAYYYYYYY!" Fiyera yelled calmly.

"Fiyerp please come back to me I DONT CARE THE A T YOU CHAETED I LOVE YHOU!!!!" Boq yelled as limpid tears stremed dowm his favr.

"Gailnda traumatized me. She cursed me and threw me arond and broke me!" Fieryo said as he cried soft blooddy tears.

"THAT LUDACRIS FOOL!!!!" I said witchily.

An anbulance turned up to pick up Gailnad and take her to the hoptal and cure her of the evil virus (yeah tunrs out she had the evil virus) then we burnt the big pink castle down since the vibes were so bad,

Then we all went to the nearby hot topic. Some non-emo goffs were staring a Harry and we pushed them aside. "HE IS GOFFIK, HE BEOLNGA HERE!" I screamed in a witchy edgy voice. Then we all bought hot new clothes at hot topic and the alt and emo stores at da mall and then we all went to me and Eplaba's dorm room to put on out stuff.

Elphaba wore a long shiny shimery black dress with green diamonds all over it, black leathe bots that went up to her knees and black braclets in her arms and golden black rings and a black chokcer necklace and had dark glitter eyechaodw and black lipstick.

Brrrrr was waring a giant black top hat with 2 red diamonds, 3 blue diamonds, and 99 black diamonds and a few more black dimonda hanging form he edged of the hat and he had ome edgy black racelets on his legs.

Fireyo was wering a purple suit with purple dimonds and sequins and glotter all over it and some green chucks and a floppy green cowboy hat,

"Oh my fuvkin satan, you need a new aesthetic!1 The cowbyo shit is gettin odl!" I yelled. I was wering a long black dress with corset stuff in it and purple doc martins and black leather braclelts and a studded leather belt i had borrowed from Jackie adn a blakc choke and i put hairspray in my hair and made it look all spiky and hot and i draw a pentagram on my wist n i hadon a leather jacket with spiky studs all over it on top of that.

"You should edgier. Every band needs an egdy person," Noodle said. She was wearing jeans, a pink shirt with blue letters on it, black converse shoes, and bright pink lipstick.

"Maybe i shod just join your stupid band," I said gothically. "But you'll half ta change the mane!"

"You shold do that, Fiyero," Noodle said. "There's a stanist in out band and we're bloody famous."

"Doesn't stam powed lions have a satenist too?" Brrr asked as the diomonds on his hat kept makin noise.

"Yeah, shame they died," Brrr repleid as a few of the diamonds on his hat fell of.

"Oh my oz, take off that cheap ass hat," Boq said. He was wearin ga pair of red jeans and a red button up shirt and black boots and had use hairspray to make his hair stand up.

"You MEDIOCRE DUNCE!!! HOW DARE U MAK FUNOF MY FIT!!!!!!!" Br jumped up and BIT BOQ.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHELPMEIYHURTZOHGPDFUCKNOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Bow cryd out as he bvled all over the capret.

"Ok, we're going the hopsital," Elphana said.

"NO THE FICK YOU"RE NOT!!!!" said a voice just outside the door.

We all GAPSED. It was... GALINDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 35: Pink Nihgtmare

"LET US GO TO HOSPETAL OH MY YEEHAW!!!" Fiyire yelled.

"I'm lit rally famous, you can't ficking do this," Noodle said.

"If yo don't let us out in 5 sceond i wILL use mu powere to shit doen AO3 for a day!!!" I SCREMRWENED WITH THE FORCE OF SATAN!!!

"You HOSE wouldn't dare make oa3 shyt dowm!!!!" Gailndd said [inkly.

"Yo already tok too long!" I shoted. "Yu won't be abl to pots your fanfic tomooorw!" I wavd my womd and cursde ao3 to do mantinance.

I cuold hear GFinga crying on the oth sod e gof the door. "Ok FINE you SICK BATSARDZ!!! GO T HOSOPTSL I DON CARE!!!" She openethe deor and ran of so we took Bow to the hospita.

Boa ufnortately needed stitches so he was real madat Brrrrrr and scremded at him for an horu and we were all anoyred. We then toke Brr to the bet for mandatore 24 hour quarntin since he bit someon then we all went back to my drom room and did weed and coke and crack all nihgt.

Chapter 36: HELL

We wer inn a coma duringa loof the ao3 outage because the drugs Boq had shared were so strong. We got up and went to the cafeteria for linch and ate sandwiches in an edgy way. Harry spillt som coffe in his shirt so he want back toc ahnge. When he came nack he was wearing a black shit and black jeans and black shoes and black fedora and black wizard robe.

Then, a few of the people from that group that always hoged study rom f busted in the cafeteria. they were dressed all grunge adn one of then had a big jar of weed and a speaker that was playing some sick death metal so we all walked up to them

"Hey, want some CRACK????" I asekd.

"Oh, yeah!" the blonds one with the weed said. Then she poured weed all over her black tank top and blue flanel shirt and jean shorts and black boots and the tall guy in the group whow as waering riped up jaens and a big grey sweater started snorting it off of her so I snorted some too but he pushed me away

The two cool guys in the group did their handshake and sang "Tory and Abed in the NOON!"

"We're going to a Hatsune Miku concern later today! You should come with us!" one of the cool guys with a british flag sihrt and a red falnnel and black jeans on said sweetly. "My name is Troy also."

"I'm Abed," the other cool guy said. He was wearing grey jeans and jacket and a black t shitr

"I'm Annie," the one with the orang swaeter red skirt black doc mratins said as she stard at me intensely. She pointed at the weed girl and the tall guy "that's Jeff and Britta. You can ingore them."

"Omfg we ned to see Miku!!!!!!" Noodle said.

"No, I don't like her," Boq said agnstily.

"Go the fuck to your drom you bastadr!" I yelled witchily

"What a loser," Troy said looking like his eyes had some awter in them.

"We're on a quest to redeem Gailand but concerts are more important," I said.

"Let's fucking go!" Jfef said coughing uo weed.

Then, the dean of shiz busted through the door. He was wearing a red and black corset dress, black high hels, and some red horns on his shiny bald head. "It's DEANeelzebub!!!!" he shooted. "Jefery, are you going to th Miku concret???"

"Are yo really wering THAT to the fukin concert??" Brita laughted.

Then, the daen strated crying and crid a puddle of water on the floor, then slippped on the florand then he was laying there with his eyes closed!!!!

"HES DEAD!!!!!! You FUCIN BRITTAED IT!!!!!!!!!" Jeff scraemed, then his haert was baeting really loud and fast and he started jumping a round and yelling aw wheexing and then HE DID TOO!!!

Then, Birtta SCREECHED OUT LIKE A DEMON AND FEL TO THE FLOR AND DIED!!!!!

Then, the dead got up. "Oh, hellfuck. A shame they wont get to se miku." Then he stood up deanly and sturtted out of ther om. Then , he ran back in dressed like Hatsuen Miku!!! "Hatsune DEANku here! Let's go!"

we went of to da oncert!!!

Chapter 37: Sexy Timez

While we were walkinh to the cocert hall, ew saw two hot guys wuth rally long flowing hair and one was wearing a white and one was wearing blac and they were kissing eacother.

"Woah sohot!" Fyiero sai

"Quit fetishing gay people!" Annie yelled.

"I'm litrlly bisexual!" Friyo yelled.

"They do lok quit DEANtastic!" the dean said.

"Heyyyyy omg are you also going ta th miku conrcet!" the who guys with hair said.

"Yessss!" said the dean.

"You should all coem with us!" Isaid

Eplaba kissed me on the face and lip and ckeek and neck and i got so hot inside.

"Lets orgy!" Fyireo sad and he frenched Boq passively

Troy and Abed fenched, I began rubbing all up on Elephana, the dean cried cuz he coldnt kiss a Jeff, Annie grabbed Noodle's hand adn kissed her. We all frenched and kissed all over each other passively. I could feel Elphaab's body warmin up as I frenhced hre. I also started getting real warm and my heart beat to fast. The mixed thiquid of passion bubbeld up insid me and flowed all into my body like it was blod that I had sipped up fro a anoying dead person.

The two hot guys took a break from kissing and sad their names wre Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian. Then hey went back to kissing. After weall kissed for a long tim we strated going to the conceret again and we walked over to the hall when I saw the book lady sitting on a bench warin a bog black fress with blue books embroidered allver it and black heels that loklike the dean's and dark blue eyeshadow and blu giltter all in her shiny black hair.

"I'm so loneys," the book lady cried.

"Your vibe is deantrocious," the dean said darkly.

"Aer you a dan of hatsune Miku?" asked Harry.

"No you bitch," the book lady said. "I only liek booke!"

"Then get fucked," said Harry. "So rude to act like yo can olny enjoy books or music."

The book lady began crying then ran of and cried.

I frenched Eplanab some more real sexuly then we kept goin to da concet. We got to tha concret and we all went in the building wweher the toncet was happening and then we went into the big rom witht eh stage and all headed to the mosh pit and statred frenching agan.

tHEN, mIKU GOT UP ON STAG snf strated to sing her song Wolrd is Min and she was wearing a gothic black dress covered in flitter and had long blue hair with black streaks in it and black dco mratins and the dean scramed real loud because it was his favort song the rest of us liked it too and jumpt around in da mosh pt and i kissed Elpanhbe apassivle and Troy held on Abed ant Annie kissed Noodle and Bow was fernchin Fiyero and Harry tripped and fell and got stomped on by some randos and died and bled out so I drank his blood. We all kept jumping with Harry's blod and flesh on the floor and some people's shoes

Then, some cool looking person with a mysterious fac and a big black hooded cloak cam in and moved to where Harry was then took out a scyth and then Harry disppeared! Then the pesron started dancing to Miku's sogn and jumped all around in mosh pt. I realizd it was the grim reaper!!!!

"Omg heyyyyy!" I said. Then Elpaba and I both frenched with the Grim Reaper!!!

But he tasted like death so we walked away, then the grim eaper started frenching the dean and the dean was shaking and smiling.

"You feel lik a dalmation!" the dean cried out and jumped to the song

Then, out of fvckin NOWHERE< THE SOUND GOT CUT OFF AND WE ALL SCREAMED AND MIKU CRIED AND WE AL SCREMED SOM MORE BECAUSE OUR POOR DARLING MILKU CRIED the dean straght up DID from the shock and was bleeding out on the flor of the mosh pit and the Grim Reper had to disaper him with the scythe then that traitor BITCH CALINDA got up on stage and shoves Miku and we all SCREAMED!!!!!!!!!!!

I was so shook and anrgy that i immediately abandoned satenism and converted to worhipping Chthulu instead, then I ran up on stag and cried out "WHAT THE FUCKHELLDAMNNATION ARE YU DONG HERE!!!!!"

Glainda pulled out a big knife!!!! Then, the book lady walked up on stage and got out a knife that matched Galalda's!!!!

I took out the gun that Harry had gav me and pointed rigt at them!

Chapter 38: Dancing Through DEATH

The bok lady was about to stab me but then Glidana stabed her in thet threoat!

"AAAAUAAAUAUAUHAAUAUAUAAAAAA!" the book lady said and then bled all over her book pattern dress and died, then Galandi took he rblof and used it to do a spel and brig Madame Morible back to lvie!

"Oh, my dear Galind!" Madam Morble said softly.

"Ah, my on trubelous love@" Galaldal saidbubbly

"WHAT!" I yelled angstily and ponted my gun at Madam Morile.

"I thought we were your loves!" Elphana cried and had tears on her fave.

"How could you btray th em!!!" Troy also cried.

"Fuck this, Galinda!!!" Fireyo screamed. "Yore beng so irresponsibe with your magic!!!!"

Gailinda began Frenching Madam Morbilie and Miku gagged.

"Your lov is a tragedy to gayness!" Lang Wangji saidn as he and Wei Wuxian floated up on the stage.

"It realy is," Annie said. "The power imbalamnce is crazy."

"So prolbmeatic," I added witchily. I ran up and stabed Madam Morbilie so she could die again.

"She's juts so lovelicious!" Gailnda said. "I cat fvckin believ it you kiled her!"

"You promsed you would love me an Elphie forever you OZBITCH!!!" I screamd.

"Berking a promis lik that is so awful, so twisted!!!" Troy was crying and jumping up and dwon from pure sadness at the way Galindi was behaving. "You're a wikced witch!!"

GALINDA GASPED!!!!

"Yeah, you SUCK!!!!" Jackie yelled from teh mosh pit.

"Im NOT WICKD!!!" GAILDA YELLED DARKLY!!! SHE RAN UP AND HIT ME AND EMPLABAB ON THE HEAD WITH HER WAND!!!!!

"Oh, she's too far gone," Wei Wuxian said and him and Lan Wangji wacked Gailda with a big brust of magic! The entore crowd clapped and cheered. The Grim Reaper took some of moribekl's blood and ised it to reviv the dean.

"Wow, I've been resurrectdeaned!" the dean said then the baldette started frenching the groim Reaper.

Hatsune Miku started playing her song and we all jumped around in the mosh pit and stomped all ove Gailnda untli she cried and ran away, Tgen we kept on jmuping and making out the da mosh pit. Eplaba's haert felt so good aganst my chest and I scream out a cry of love.

"THIS SOMG IS SO BEAUTIFUL MY HARET IS BUSTING WITH LOVE!!!" Troy yelled in between kissing Abed over and over.

We enjoyd tht eresot of the concert and then went to the after party which was hosted by Jackson Wang. We ate so much desert ad it was so good. Then

Chapter 39: Hotel Room

Sombode bisted into the room wearing a grey suit and gray tie and gray shose and gray hair and grey eyeshadwo and gery socks and gray lipsick with a big frown and face with tears on it. "This party os ponitless," he frwoned

"What are yuo talkin about, we have cake!" Troy smiled.

"The world os goin to ozshit, your just trying to escap your reality," the frowner sulked

"Oh my fuck, you're the weirdo we had to ban form our shows," Noodle stared. "He's a vibe vampire. He kept yelling that makin a song called feel good inc was discriminatin against people who felt bad."

"None of you can handel relaity so you escap!" the frowner screamed

"This is real, we're patrying rigt now!" Troy said.

"No on should be happy! Not whil i'm upset!!!!" the frowner cried, then started cryin "I dont car is something god happened to you, it should awlays happen to me, you are all evil!"

"Troy and Abed are annoyed!" Troy and Abed sand along together.

"You should rally tyr doing something that makes you happy!" I sad. I got a plat with some of the vainlla strawberry chocolar red velvet chicken bacon grass falvored cake and gave it to the frowner.

"OK FINE!!!!!" The frowner tok a bite then jumpet up and yelled so happy and smiled and had the bigerst smil on his face! "OH MY OZ IM FINALLY HAPPY!!!"

The entire room clapped at the hero act i performed.

Then the FUCKIN WIZARD came in!!!!

"Oh my Cthulu, stay fvicking dead you asshole!" I yelled.

"Just cam bac to life for the cake." he took a bite of the cak and them immediately disapered.

Everyone at cake then felt really great and we all went o out hotel rooms. Troy was in a room with Abed and they mad it into a dreamatorium where they could imagine stuff. Annie took Noodle to her hotel room. Fiyera was tired and went to his room to cry and sleep even though Boq was in the mood to fuck. The dean and Grim Reaper lef the hotel to go to party city. Eplaba and I went to our hotel room and took a moment to cry. I slit ma writs because I was so mad that Gailinda had tirnt evil and left us and Elphabn began to cry.

"Oh my Oz, no!" she creamed and tried to put my skin on mu wrist back togeht er.

I slurped up som of my blood and invited her to do the same, she slowly sipped it then got so horny. I tok my clothez of and Eplhaba took herz offtoo. Then we mad out and kissed all over, then I stuck my finger inside her you know what at we did it and she was gettin an organism, I could feel the heat bubbling up through her skin, then I remembred bout Galnda and a tear ran down my cheek. Elphana put her finger in me and made me orgism and I got so hot inside and kissed allover her green body and sheran her fingeers theirough my hair and we kissed and frenched passively and Eplaba was so enamored by the you know what we were doing that she converted to worshipping Cthuhlu too. We moaned and also heard Noodle and Annie moaning in the next room. Elphaba and i frenched more and rubbed all up on eac othe. Then I softly bit her sholder and turnt her into a vampir. two of ther teeth becam pointy and her eyes turnt red-green.

"Oh, I fel like i was rborn!" Elphana moaned.

"Thats what happens ewhen you trun into a vampir!" I exhalef.

Then we hard a door open down the hall nd the Grim Reaper barking or something. Then we kept on doing the stuff.

I gave Elpana a stick of weed and we both smoked a stick of weed. Then I thanked Chthulhu for making doing the nasty so fuckin good. Elphana kissed me all over and we kept smokin the weed and then we both bit each orher and drunk each ther's blod til we both passed out.

Chapter 40: Cahpter 40

I wok up ina stran room that had very grye walls and some books on shelfs on da wall. Then thw door ope- oh tha worl strated spinnnin-

 

Then the door opened. Into the room walked a beautiful woman wearing a black dress with blue books printed on it. "Oh my god!" she cried. "You're back to reality!"

"Who the fuck are you?" I asked. The aura of this room was absolutely atrocious. I didn't feel like myself at all.

"You don't remember me?" She began to fidget with her hands.

"No!" I screamed.

"Oh, no," she said quietly as her eyes began to get watery. "You're too far gone..." She walked out of the room.

While she was gone, I looked around the room some more. All of the books on the shelves were grey, except for one red one with the words "My Immortal" on the spine.

The sharply dressed woman stepped back into the room with a handgun in her left hand. There were tears streaming down her face. "I'm so sorry, my darling." She shot-

 

I wok upin Eplaba and me's hotel rom Elpnaba was still aslep and she looked so fucki hot just laying in teh bed like that. "Thos durgs wer too much I said before goin the fvuck back to slepe.

Chapter 41: Grim

I wokep and saw taht tha room was all trashd and shit, soebody was in there fwhile we were leeping and messing sith out stif. I got up and put mt blakc robe on and stompe out into the hall of the hotel then i yelled "O MY CTHULU WOT THA FUCK WHO TRAHED MA ROOM??????"

The daen stepped out of his room waring a red suit and said "my rom was trased to, how deannoying!

"Leav me alon oyu weirdo I screamwd angstliy

Anie ran into da hal "Plas be quite!! Im tryn ta find Noodle!" she holered

Then GAILNDF APPEARED WITH HRE BITCHY WITCHY PINK DRESS ON ADN STABED THE DEAN!!! "IMA KILLIN EVERAYODY!!! EXCEPT NOODLE CUZ IM A GORILLAZ STAN!!!!!!" she shooted

"THeN WHRE DA HELL HS SHE!!" Annie wailed

"I TOK HRE TO MU PALAC SO SEH CNA SING FLIMSY STEVE!" Glinada giggled

The dean stod up. "Grilie she didn't sinf that song, thats teh blue haired one!" he cried. Then he wnet bac ti death lying in th pool of his ruby red blood.

Then, Nesaros busted into the hall. "GAILINDA!!!!!!!" she screeched. "The palac got all busted!!"

"Gril WHWT!!!!!" Glianda said extremly loud

"Some slutty goffik man busted in and freed Noodle," Nesarose said extremely louder

"OH OZFUKCIN HELL!!!!" Aglinda cried out and got wet from tears all over then she fell to the flor adn stared cutting her arm, then screamed and yelled and hollred and busted through ad walls of Tory and Abed's room were they where aslep on abed.

"Your so pathetic, I don wanna b evil anymor," Nessrose muttered.

The Grim Reaper cam out and cried green tears cux his tru love the dead was dean! Then he rippd of his dalmatian costum and ran away goffikly never to be sen again!

D iecided to tak action and stop Gailnida from doing more bad stuf to me adn by friends. I grabbed mt wamd...

Chapter 42: Fangs for da memories

The nex day i rose from my pirple coffin and put on along black dres with a slit up th leg adn knee length black boots with diaomnds on then and red fish net tights and a black leather choker withbig spikez all over it an black eyeshadoe and lisptick and black chtulu earr ings and shiny black rings and black sprayed hair dye at the edges of mt hair and black and sliver nail polish. Then i sily mt rists because i was so depresed abot the dean being dead and this era of shit university bein ovre, then i listed to som paramore whil i waited for it to stop bleedn a d then a ate a depressin red bagel and then headed to the schol cafateria for the dean's funral. Everyon was waring a depressing shade of black exept the grim Reaper who was wearing a dperessin shade of darker black and extremly tal boots with spiks on tehm that had some reds spots on them

Fiyeri oddifcated te furneral because he was lowkey the daen's favirute studune and they alwaus went out for drinks on Saturday. "His cosumes were fucking sick."

"They rewally were," said some random cool lookin woman i hda never seen befor in ma lif.

"Oh, hey, who are you?" Fireyo sad sadly

"I'm Ava Coleman," she said. "I'm a schl principal... well... i was." Her voic now had an angsty tone. "The schol board burned down da schol becauze peple on twitter said it would be a good idea."

"That website is fcuin cancer!" I screamwed. "Thats why ima Tumblr user!"

"OMFG ME TOO!" said the cute lady sitting next to Ava. "I'm Janine! I was a taecher at the school. We're thr only people form that schol left. It's ben so depresin that werve converted to satanism."

Then, mt brain shat out the most prefect idea. "Oyr dean and all our taechers hav died, and Gailnda is still out there doing evil shiz. If our fuckin scool had been more goffik non of that woul hav happened. We should tak over the school! Teach people to b xool adn not a fukin poser lik Galnida!!!"

"Oh my Oz, that's a graet idea!" Ava exclamed.

"Would yo lik to bee the dean?" I aksed.

"OMFG YES!" she yelled.

I turnt to Janine. She had a distinc libraran energy so I said witchily, "Wold you lik ta be the librarian?"

"Yeah!" she said happily. "I mean, I'm dating Ava so there wil be a power imabalnc, but I'd live too...:

"Don't worry abot dat, I told her, thinking bac to my fond memries of doing yo know whst with Madame Marble.

"Can I taech film studies? I know a lot of movie including edgy onez," Abed jumped up.

Ill be his assstant! Troy leaped up.

"Excelet!" I sad. "I'll taech witchcraft!"

"Cna I teach music!" Noodle stood up.

"Music wil be so poplar, I'll need mor than one teacher for that," I said. I wanted all the studnt to hav god taste and be beter at playin music than Gainda, so music clas wold be required.

"My whol band can do it." Noodle sad

"OMFG YES!" I said scholarly.

"Well ned cool electives so more peopl show up!" Ava said.

"We shold all met up somewher thats nota funeral," Fieryo sad.

"Lets go to da ozdsut after lunch!" I said professorly. "Call everybody you fuckin know who could taech at this skull!"

"Il buy everybody's food!" Ava said principly.

Then, we watchde the dean's coffin get lowerd to the place under teh dirt. Fiyeroh was one the pall bears and he almot droped the corner of the coffin, also his velvet black cobwoy hat fell of and got dirt all ove it and he began to cry limpid tars, me and Elpiaba at to clam him down.

As the dirt was being put on top da cofin, I saw a shadowy figure next to tree, wearing black andred just lik me...

I cried out witchily. 'EBONY DARKNESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY!!!!"

Chapter 43: Intro to Shit

Evoby stare at me with her violent orb.... wait... her orbs were crimsin, not pureple!!! Who the fick was thia?????

"Nonono, im not abony!1!!!" this random lady sad with a smirk. "Im a very tortured soul, i also need to escap form Galunda!"

"Me too," Elphnaba cried. "She haunts me! She pertented to lov me and Voilet then put us aside!" Tearns the color of nothing ran down her emrald face.

"She craeted me with magic an I fuckde her last nigt, then she said i was ugly!!!" said the lady.

"What's you name?" I asekd.

"I dont have one." She cried limped clear tears and started crying.

"Whst doyou want to b ccalled?" I saked witchly.

"I like the idea of bein called Dorothy," she said softly.

"Ok, cool. Would yo like ti help us run a school to train people to overthrow Gplinds?" I asked vampiricaly.

"Yeah BITCH!!!" she screamd!

So we all went off to th oxdust!!!

 

At the Ozdslut, we all went at sat at a giant ass table and ther were a bunch of cool gothy and emo and alt people I'd neer seen before and some cool people i was friends with and also Boq Brrrrr was ther and releaed from da hospital and waering a big red top hat and .

Noodle had broguth the rest of her band which was called Gorillaz and they looked real cool. The blue haired one, 2D, was waering blue jeans that wer very long (because hew as tall) and a blac button up shirt with no sleves and a dark navt blue star on it and he had white doc martens and pink socks, and his eyes were all black with som red inside adn his nails wer painted red and blue. Another one was Russel, whose eyes were the oposite of 2Ds eyes, and he was waering dark blue jeans adn a pink shirt with a few buttons on top and sunglasses that kind a looked lik the frozone glasses except the blue part was pink and he had white adidas shoes and a few gold rings on and nails painted pink. The other one was Murdoc, he was green paler than Elpjhaba with black hair and one black eye and one red eye and was wearing all black jeans and a t shirt and an upside down cross nechlace and black doc martins and pointy black nails. All four of them wer smoking weed and 2D was watvhin tiktoks. Ava and Janin were also smoking weed and Ava got thw friend she brought to stand up.

"Hey Im sydney adamu," said a cool woman with long hair that was black with blonde at the edge done in microbraids with a green bandana on her head, blue jeans, convers shose , a green with tiny whit stripez button up shit layrd overa white t shirt and some nice dewy makeup and shiny lip glos and pale gold eyeshadow and a gold bracelet and a black watch on had legt arm and a tiny gold ring on her right pinky finger. "I was a chef but my coworkes have sad every day adn it made me sad so I quit"

"Oh, your a chef! Aewsome! Wold yo like to teahc potions class!""" I yelled professorly

"Yes!" Sydney said with a big smile and a spark in her dark brown eyes

"Ok, we will need somebony to teach dance! People will love that!" Elpaba said befor kissin my face all over and stuff

"Yes, I loved danc classs at shiz last semster!" Troy exclamd.

"I can do that!" Dorthy said. Excellent, she was al readt proving to be quite useful

"We shold have a fashon class. People lov fashion!" Ava yelled

"I could do that," said Noodle. "My stylist sasy Im his favorite."

All of a sudden, ther was a loud bang on the door of Ozdust even tho it was daytime and the building wasnt locked and tey would juts walk in

"NOBOBYS GETTING UP WEREW ALL EATING DUMMY!!!!" Fireyo yelled so lodu his dusty velvet cowboy hat fell of

Troy stood up and went to open the door. As heleft he accidentally knocked someone esle's pizza on the floor and one of the waiterz sliped and fel on the ground and creamed in pain, which scared Br and mad him jupm up and land on the chandelier on the celing and make it fal to the flor and on the table next to our and the four people who sat there bled out on the floor and all died.

"If this is an edgy school, we could hav a taxidermy class," said Russel. "I could taech that."

"Yes," I exclamd as a wrot shit down and tried to create the perfect shcedule. I cold feel the swaet run down my fac but had to keep going because Gailnda had me so pissed of.

"Oh baby yo look so tired!" Elphana cried out hotly.

"Ok, yes, but i need to do this!" I snapped sexily.

"Can we at laest take a break?" Elphaba said seductively.

"Yes, I need to eat and I can't eat when im trying to focus on shit!" Boq said.

Br was stil on the flor crying ad had some glass scratches on him and he was shaking, me and Elphaba walked past him to get into the bathroom, then we locked tha door and she got her new wand deluze version she had just bought at Oz Mall and stuck it into my you-know what and then I orgqzimed and was all wet inside and went "Oh oh OOO O O O O O!" She skissed me all over my body and even my you-know-where and she stuck her tongu in it and I orfasmed again and breathed heavily. Then we passivelt made out and rubbed all over each other and kissed all over, I put my tongu inside her too.

Chapter 44: New plan

Ava pounded on the door was I and Eplaba moaned so we put our cloths back on and opened teh dor and she was standing ther lookin real scared.

"Hey, the schol was set on fire!!!! The dorms are fine and the cafeteria and auditorum are fine but all the clasroms are fone!!!"

"WHAT???" I SCRAEMED!!! :THAT FUCIKNG BITHC GLINDA@!!!!!!!!!!!"

"They believe its her, they found a pink hat in the ashes," Ava talked.

"I can't fuckn neleive her!" Elphaba spoke

"What the fuck are we goin to do now???" I speaked loudly.

We all walked bac ove to the table where people were eatin and smoking a fuckton of weed. 2d looked the most upset out of everyon

"The school could hav been so cool, we could half had a talent show," 2D said in beyween inhales of weed

I got a nucler level brianstorm. "Wait...." I said. "Thats a graet idea!"

"What?" asked Ava

"We can put on the greatest talent show Oz has ever seen@!!!!" I shrieked. "Then people will all lik us adn hate Galinde!"

"OMFG YES!!!!" Noodle said in between bits of spaghetti

And then

Chapter 45: Audition

The nex morning i arose from my coffin and was really depressed so i silt my wrist then i scrolled through aestictic blogs oin tumblr while i waited for it to stoop bleeding. Then i put on a blakc leather mimiskirt, black vneck shit that had some pruple jewels on the heart spot, knee high black and red sock, kneehiugh boots that were slihgtly shorter then the socks so people could see how cool the colors on the socks were, b black cross necklace, a black leather cjoker necklace with big silver spikes on it, a longer necklace with a purple cthulu symbol on it, painted my nails a deep sexy oxblod color, pentagarm earrings, deep seductiv oxblod eyeshadow, dark hot purple lipstick, a studded black belt jackie had given me, some cool black rings with red adn prupl jewels on them, then i cut my deep violet hair into a spiky bob. I drank som of the blood i had bled out earlier, then i was ready to go to the audition for the talent show.

I sexily walked over to the auditon hall. On my way there I ran into Elpjaba, who was wearing a leather minidress with diamonds all over it and black doc martens and a and we walked hotly together as my hand squeezed onto her deep emerald one. Then I looked into her deep ermald eyes and gav her a kiss before we went insie

We went to sit at the front of the autorium. I immediately saw Noodle was sitting nearby waering a black miniskirt and a soft purple jacket with big black buttons and whote heeled boots and sunglasses that were purple on one side and red on the other and her hair was done in 2 ponytails. Her nails were painted purple and red. Next her was Russel scrolling through tumblr on his phone wearing light brown jeans, a purple shirt that said "it's not rael" in sparkly black letters and a black and purple camo converse shoes. 2D was off to the side doing vocal warm ups, waeing a sleveless button up purple shirt with most the top buttons undone and high wasted blue jeans and black doc marten loafers and pink socks and his nails were painted pink. Murdoc was laying on the floor goffikally wearing black jeans, a black turtleneck, black boots and a skull necklace. The Gorillaz weren't going to be auditioning because we all ahd heard their music and knrew they would be included in the talent show. They were just here to help decide who would pass of fail the audions. Russel was also goin to b doing taxidermy during the show since it was a edgy and goffik talent show.

Fiyeri was stainding there waering a red cowboy outif t and oxblod boots with spurs and sprakly red nails and a velvet sparkly red cowboy hat with rubies hanging from the edge.

Then Ava walked in, dressed ina button up puple shirt, black pensil skirt, black pumps, a silver neclkace that said "ava" and bright crimson red lipstick. She was going to be the host of the talent show, "I hav some heartbreakin news for yall," she said with a gorgeous frown. "A girl namd Lucy Gray Birdie or some shit like that was supposed to auditon today but she went missing."

"Awww, that's to bad," 2D said.

"Also, Brrr had to goto the hospital for emotional issues," Ava contined.

"Or fuckin course," Fiyero rolled his eyes countrily.

"And worst of all, i coudlnt find my most goffik eyesadow to put on this mronin!!" Ava cried out.

I took my eyeshadow out of my purse and showed it to Ava. It probly wasnt the bset but it would do.

"Oh my Oz, that's prefect!!!!" Ava screamed.

I got out my wand and used it to put some of my sparkly goffik eyesahdow on Avas eyelides.

Ava looked at herself in the mirror that happen to be in the audioton room and started crying. "OMFG ITS SO BEAUTFUL!!!!!" She took a dozen selfies. "IM IN LOVE!!! YOU SHOULD DO THE MAKEUP FOR THE TAELNT SHOW!!!"

"Oh, I don't know..." I said with a vocious stab of sadness in my stomach. "My paernts told me I would never amount o anything and was bad at makeup." Memries of their mocking tones slapped me in the head.

"Oh, baby, please don't say that!" Eplhaba sad saidly.

"What the fick are you talking about! This is baeutiful!" Ava shrieked.

"parents are fucked up, don't listen to them," Murdoc said from the floor.

I fell to tha ground and Elphana picked me up and carried me over the the chair rihgt beside Noodle. Noodle put her arm around me. "You did a amazing job. Id luv it if you did my makeup for the taelnt show." she exclaimed

Fiyore walked up to me adn had a big simile on his face. "I trust you, I want you to do my makup!" he howled

"Ok, fine I guess," I emoted.

Everyone in the room clapped and then Ava strutted uo to teh stage.

"Ok, everybody, it's tame for the auditions!!!!" Ava ejected. She looked at the index card in her hand. "First up, Fiyero!"

Fiyero zoomed up on the stag and sang a goffik verson of Neon Moon and made his voice really sound like a cowboy. We all voted for him to be in the taelnt show.

Next up was the Staem Powered Lions, who were back form the dead and signing their hit song Stung by a Honeybee, which was beautiful and perfectly goffik for the occasion, while dressed in golden steampunk goggles and collars and roses in their manes. We all voted yes on them.

Next was Nathan. He was wearing a pilot costume and sung Bring Me Back to Life.

"Sorry," I said disappintedly, "Thats just not goffik enough. You should have worn an edgier costume."

"I'm afraid you won't be continuin" Ava frowned.

"Okay, let's try again," Nathan smiled

"No, there's no do over. You need to get off the stage," Ava scawled.

"No, this was just the rehearsal for mt auditon, I can-"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, LIFE IS NOT A REHERSAL PREAPRE BETTER NXET TOME!!!!" Fyero screamed and cutting Nathan off.

Nathen ran off the satge with a face full of tears.

"Anyway, let's introdce our next act, Jackie!" Ava carried on.

Jackie wore a long velvet purple dress and velvet balck boots and sand Bring Me Back to Life and everyone cheered and voted yes onn her. I haerd a loud bang behind me and turnt around and saw Nathan on the floor. Somehow his pilot hat had not come off when he fell, Then he stood up and busted out of the building.

Next was Sydney Adamu, dressed in a goffik red cardigan and blue jeans and convers, cooking pancakes adn flipping them an stage an giving them to everybody. Votes on her were mixed sice the pancaks were sofuckin good but the act overall wasn't goffik.

"I'm not sure how this will play to a genral audince," Ava said. "I think you wold be a kickass backstage caterer though."

"Yes, chef," Sydney flipped another pancake. Everyone cheered at that because the pancakes were just that good.

Then it was Troy, who was wearing a black skintight jumpsuit and beautifully danced to the goffik version of a Chapel Roan song, Goth Luck Babe. When he was done, everyone stod up and cheered and Abed was jumpin up and down with his cideo camera and had limpid tears in his eyes. Everyone voted yes on Troy.

Next was Elphaba, who did magic fireworks and flew on stage. We all voted yes because it was so cool and witchy.

Then it was time to braek for lunch so we all went to the cafteria and ate the none pizza with left beef that was being served taht day. But then there wa a real loud boom outside so we all went outh there with pizza in our hands to see waht the fuck had been goin on! We saw a big plan had crashed just outside, and Nathan jumped out of it!

"This plane is broken. I couldn't turn the wheel," Nathan cried with tears all over. His hat still hadnt fallen of. "I was going to fly it during the talent show."

"How the fuck did yo thin with be able to fly that thing in the auditorum!!!!!" I screamed at the man who had lied about bein my frirnd!!!! I took my wand out and turnt Nathan into a bird. "Ok, now you cna fly around forever or whatever.

Nathan flew away in shame and then we all went back to out food.

Then it was part 2 of auitions. It started with fuckin Boq attemptin to do gymastics

"PLEASE STOP!!!!!!!" Ava said halfway through, wincing with embarasment.

Boq huffend and stomped of the stage.

Then some more acts auditioned, some wer god and some were boring. We had plenty of graet acts for the talent sow so we all cheered and went out of the auditorim. Then, I remembred i would be doing the makup adn panicked cuz me family was so fucking awful to me about that, i hadn't realizd what a big trauma that was for me, and I began to cry and them passsed out right in Elphba's arms. Severa; people gasped!

Before I loss concoisness, I heard Elphaba shriek "DARLING!"

Chapter 46: ok

I woke up in hosital and Elphaba was in the room sitting beside me waitin on me and Ava were also there waering the same outfits and i was too so i know it was the same day as the auditions.

"Oh my Oz, are you okay???" Eplaba exklaimed!!!

"Omfg yeah, just trauma stuff," I said with a resentful flair

"You dont havlf to do the makeup, I can do it," Ava said divaly.

Janine came int the room carrin a cup of coffe and gav it to aVa. Ava took the coffee and inhaled it up.

Then.... the ermengency alarms started busting through the halls and rooms of the hospital. We all jumped up and went to the hallway where some random doctor was on the floor crying and another doctor was trying to pikc him up off the floor. Russel and 2D were ther also.

"Oh, Violent, I'm so glad your ok!" 2d said sweetly.

"Omfg what are yall doing ehre!?!?!?!?!" Elphaba aksed.

"I got posesed and had to get an exosism," Russel said like someone whos been posesed befor

"What's going on???" Ava said in between consumin the coffeee

"I heard someone say ther was a murder at the suicide hospital!" Russel said.

"WHAT?????" Elphana and O yelled at the same time

"It's true!" one of the nurses in the hall said as she flipped her long ivory white hair.

"Fuck this shit, let's goto red lobster," I sad.

We went outsid and Ava drove us all there in her shine blue car and we ate som cheese busciuts.

"Oh btw Noodle's birthday party is this weekend and she said everyone from shiz can go," 2D said.

"Ooooh, what's the theme?" Ava smiled widely.

"Them theme is a birthday party," 2D said

We kept on eating until we finished eating. Then Ava took us back to the Shiz dorms wher most people were staying while we prepared for the talent show.

I strated looking at my phone and sae the news.... the perosn who had been murdreed was.... BRRRRRR!!!!!

I cold tell exactly who had fvckin murdered him. FUCKIN GLINDALA!!!!!!!

Chapter 47: Book

I woke up sexily rose from my coffin and put in a long black dress with a silt up the leg and som dark hot blue lace on it and black ankl boots adn red and black striped tights and black finger less gloves and shiny black rings and a black streak in my hair and dark blue eyeshaod and lipstick and I put ona diamond bracelt. Then I ate a rice crispy treat with blood on ti and some milk. Then I bit m own leg adn drank a bit of blood.

THen i was ready to go to Noodle's party, but it was a few hours until it started so I went to the bookstore first. The bokstore in town was called Roy G. Books and it was owned bu a sweet local lady who always wore all brown and wore a brown top hat every day her name was rachel. When i went into the store i saw that Troy was tehre waering black jeans and a blue sweater and converse shose and he was holding some books.

"OMFG Troy you're a book stan???" I shooted.

"Yeah, of course!" he grinned. "I've lovd books ever since i watched raeding rainbow in elementry school!"

"Oh hey!" Abed said from behind me. I turnt around and was that he was waering blue jeans and purple shit that had a cougar town picture on it and a grey jacket adn converse that was blue and purple just like troys and hewas holdin a book about the making of the movie opus

"OMFG you saw opus!!!!!" I yelled. I had seen it because i was a fan of ayo edebiri and loved it and the soundtrack and the costumes were so aewsome.

"Yeah, i thought it was cool," Abed said.

"That movie scared me but it was still fun!" Troy smiled.

I browsed the bookshelfs and found a book that sounded promising, it was called under teh same stars, i also saw a discworld book that i hadnt read yet, another volume of heaven officials blessing, anew book by Kimberly Lemming, adn the next dungeon crawler carl boopk in hardcover. Then it occured to me that dungeon crawler carl seemed like a series Noodle might enjoy so I picked up a hardcover of the first book for her, and I also got a copy of the new Kimberly Lemming book for her so we could buddy read it.

"OMFG you're a carl stan too!!!" Troy exclamed.

"Yeah!" I yelled. "Princess Donut is iconic!!!"

Then, a fucking ghost busted into the bookstore. It was... Brrrr!

"Beware of Gailinda!!!!" he sad then zoomed away!

"Wher tha fuck even is she!!!" I hollered.

"I heard she was lockin herself in her big green shiny catle," Abed told me.

"If youd like we can buy your books for you. I have a huge gift card thats abot to expire," Troy said. He paid for all our books then I got the books for Noodle wrapped, then we headed over the the fuckass house where Noodle lived.

Chapter 48: haunted!!!!!!!!!!

We got Noodle's place some hourz early, everyone else was alseep so we all just went up to her room. Her room had a lot of movie posers in Japanese and a Babymetal poster aand some really big stone statues and ther were a few books left on the floor, one of them was one of the Dungeon Crawler Carl books.

"Oh, you;ve read those???" I asked and buried the wrapped Dungeon Crawler Carl book deeper in my bag and was so mad I didn't know this abot my cool friend I've known since first starting school at Shiz.

"We all read them!" Noodle smiled. She was waering a pink crop top and black leather short shorts with a bunch of buttons and a choker necklac and back boots. "2D is reading the first book now!"

Ava and Janine arrived real early to just after us and cam into Noodle's room. Janine was waerin a maron and orange striped dress and black converse shoes and she had dark red lipstick on. Ava was aering a black leather miniskirt and a orang shirt with red baloons on it and bright red heels shoes and a red necklace with a baloon on it. She also wor dark red lipstick and red glittery eyehadow.

"We sgould hang out adn watch movies!" Abed said in such an Abed way.

So we all sat the fuck down and Noodle opened up her YouTube account which she shared with the rest of her band. She strated playing a video essay about the Nostalga Critics strange failed game show on her giant tv then Troy got out the popcorn he had broght and we ate that while we watched. Then the video edned and Noodle started playing another video essay about Gordon Ramsey and then somebody knocked on the door

Ava ran up adn busted the door open principally and it was Annie waering a blue skirt and cardigan and black tank top and blue doc martens and crying her eyes out.

"GAILNDA KIDNAPPED ELPHABA!!!" Annie cried sadly with colorless tears steamin down her face.

'WHAT!!!!!!" I laeped uo and screamed.

"We wrer walking to the party tofwether and w went to the store to pick up som e snackz and then fuckin GALDA WAS THERE!!! AND..." Annie coudln inen finish the sentence because she was os sad and kept on sobbing

"That's fuckin IT!!!!!!!!!" I jumped up and got out one of my three copies of the Necronomicon and read out the revenge prayer out loud. Troy read it with me because he had been considering converting to Cthulu since he was a Jehovas witness and Cuthulu let you celebrate birthdays and Christmas and stuff.

After I read the prayer 6 times Gailind and my dear hottie Elphaba appeared.

"OK YOU WATSE OF SPACE!!!!!" I hollered and snatched Gailnda's wamd out of her hand and Elphaba cried all confused about ehat was going on. Annie and Noodle took Elphaba and put her on the bed so she could take a moment to breath.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Galdna screeched lik a ugly bottle of pink pepsi bismol. "I NEED THAT!!!!"

I snappet the wans in half.

"AAAAAAGHGHGAHGHAGHAHGHAAHAAAAAAGGHGHAHGHAGHAHGAHGHAHGAGAHGHAHAAAAAAHHHHHGHGHGHGHGHGAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Galindo shreked.

I swallowed both peces of the wand in my mouth with my purple tonge.

Galinda fainted to the flor with her eyes wide open and her crimson eyes turnt back to brown and then glazed over to be all pink.

We all GASPED!!!!

Elphava sat up and jus stared at Galinda's pathatec state with her mouth a grape.

There was another knock on the doorso Noodle busted it open and it was Russel drssed in a gray suit and grey fedora and fancy doc martins and he was shook and his mouth opened so wide!

"What the hell happened in here????" Russel said while starting at Galinda.

"Idk I think the pink girl was possessed or something!" Ava cried.

"It looks like that based on her eyez," Russel said.

"She hadnt ben acting lik herself," Elphaba said scaredly.

"I broke adn ate her fuckass wand," I said powerfully. "That might hav been what caused it."

"Ok," Russel said. "Just be careful. Let me know if anything else ghosty happens." Then he left the room and we went back to watching YouTube.

I kept reading in the Necromonicon and it said that to wake someone up after being posessed you should play live music on a piano. "Are there any pianos in htere?" I asked Noodle.

"Not in her, but 2D has a bunch of keyboardz in his room. I don't think he'll mind you borrowing one of them." Noodle said.

"Ok cool." I took Troy and Abed and Noodle lead us downstairs to 2D's room where he was still asleep. He had so many fucking keyboarsd in every color, I picked one that matched Galind's pink dresses and we went back upstars. Then I played Smoke on the Water in the keyboard and Galinda snapped right awake. Here eyes were still all pink.

"Oh, fuckinda!!!!!" Galinda said gothically.

"Oh.... you're back!!!" Elphaba said happily. We all hugged Galinda- actualy just Glinda now, she had been posesed dring her evil arc and I cried taers of joy my love Glinde was back oh my Cthulu!!!!!!!

Then I got a phon call from.... EBOBY!!!!!

Chapter 49: the coments

I ingored Enony's phone call because I was suck if having to deal with her, then I got out my phon and read some fanficz with Elphana and Glina. We noticed that a lot of comment were left by botz!!!! So disgustang, s shameful!!!!!

"Oh my oz, how nastorifuc!!!" Glinda said withily.

"Oh, yeah, i've been seein those bot comments all th time too," Abed said coolly.

"I've seen ppl uzing ai to wtite their fics," Noodle said scaredly. "It's terrifin!!!!"

"God, that's sonasty!!!!" AGlinda siad.

"We need to fuckin STOP THAT SHIT!!!!" I jumped into da internte and looked for the sourc of all the bot comments, zoomin through all of ao3 in all its brauty. Then I saw it!!!! THe fuckin wazard was postin all the bot commentz!!!!! "GET DA FUCK OUTTTA HERE NOW WIZZARD!!!!" I STABBED HIM WITH MT WAND AND THEN ERASD ALL HIS STUPID FUCKOZ COMMENTS!!!! Then I jumpt about of the unternet and saw that Annie had left and Noodle was screaming and crying!!!!

"Annie brok up with her cuz she didn't like her taste in fanficks!!!!" Glinda cried upsetly.

"WHAT IN THE EMERALD THE FUCK!!!!" I scraemed and ran outsid wher Annie was standing there eating weed. I ran up over to her and tried to stab her with mu wand buy she ran of and jumped back into her car and zoomed away. I was so annoyed at her i didn't even bother doing anythin but sticking my middle fingers up at her. Then a ran back upstairs and everybody in the house was freakin the fuck out because noodle had passed out from pain!!! I cats a spell to make her wake up, so she did. Troy adn Abed wer also crying because Anni had been their friend and they had no clue she could be so so awfl and they wer feeling betrayed

"Oh fuck, Annie stol th birthday cake!" 2D screamed from the kitchen.

Troy passed out for crying and I had to use magic tp wake him up.

2D cam upstairs where everyone else was and also strated crying for poor Noodle. Noodle went adn hid under her bed because of the pain. I had to fuckin do something so i gave her my birthday gift for her, she opened it and she said she liked it but she kept on crying

I mentaly began drafting a callout post for Annie. Nobody had ever seen Noodle cry this much, not even 2D and Murdoc and Russel. We all decided to go home and just have the birthday party tomorrow, but me and glinda and Elphava and Troy and Abed decided to spend the night and watch movies with Noodle to tak her mind off things. 2d, Murdoc, and Russel were at the store to replac all the birthday decorations Annie had stole while we watched the movie Opus.

"Idk why i get a feeling taht Sydnye would really like this movie," Elphaba said as she twirled her hair hotly.

Abed shushed her.

Ehen the movie was over, we went to ao3 to see if there were any fanficz for it and we read a couple, but on one of them ther was a FUCKING TROLL COMENT!!! "IM SOFAKIN SICK OF THESE PEOPLE!!!" I scraemed.

"I never got bot comments til last month, now i get som every day. The guys say they get a lot too whenever they post fanfic," Noodle said.

"Yeah, theyr real bad latly," Abed said.

We were so tired of that shit that we went to sleep.

 

In my dream I dreamt that i was the person in charge of running that one time i dreamt tumblr account, then i had a dream whrer Cthulu himself told me that I was about to experince pain but then I would beso powerful.

"Oh, fuck..." I said weakly and sexily.

"Yeah lol" Cthulu bellowed.

When I wok up I was purple.

Chapter 50: what

"Omfg why are you ourple?!?!?!" Glinda screamed

"Oh thats some extrme alexandra fenesis!!!!" Abed exclamied!!!

"Damn thats crazy," Elphabas said becore kissing me allover mu face. "Your so hot!!!"

I felt all warm inside and I kissed her inside the mouth and breathed so heavy, "OH my oz i adore you hottie!!"

Glinda then started kising all ocer both of ua

Troy adn Abed were sitting right besid each over watching a video essay about gay subtext in the barbie movies and Troy was eating popcorn. Noodle was still asleep because Annie bein so awful and rude had worn her out. She looked so sick adn pale and it was really sad. The birthday party wold half to be felayed again. I went downstairs to get somehtin to eat when i saw a trio of ladies who were all wearing black dresses tumblr brand necklaces black combat boots adn one had pink hair one ha blue hair and one had purple hair

"WHo the fuck are you poeple!!!" I screamed.

"Were tumblr girls. We love the memes on tumblr!!!! Like Spiderz Brian and Joe banding out the tunes!!!! And the down with piss bus!!!" the pink haired one said preppliy.

I stuck my middle finger up at her. "Those aren't the memez!!! You FUCKGUTS are so fake!!!" I got my phone out and showed them a picture of bug ass and they all screamed loud as fuck and ran out!!!

2D came into the room "Omfg is everything ok???" he said bluely.

"Yeah, just some poserz." I sad powerfully. "I sacred them off."

"Ok, cool." 2D went back to his room and I went back upstars to see how Noodle was doing.

When I got back in the room everyone was asleep except for Troy and Abed so I sat down adn watched the video they were watching. In the middle of the video fuckin Wbony sent Troy a massage saying she was hosting a party for her birthday adn Annie would be ther!!! And aslo Sydney would be ther making pancakes!!! I felt so betrayed!!! I sent Ava a meeeage telling her what Sydney had done so she wold be bamned from the talent show!!! Ava sent me som crying and screaming emojis.

Then Annie busted into the room!

"The fuck are you doing here!!! Go to ebony's poser ass party!!!!" I screamed sexily.

Annie ran up adn poured poison on Noodle's mouth!!

We all screamedt real loud and I screamed "WHAT THE FUCK!!!" I stabbed her with my phone and she ran the fuck away!!!

Chapter 51: Abandon All Hope!!!

We were all crying so fuckin loud that 2d showed up and saw what was happeining and also screamed real loud. But then Noodle wokeup and threw up blood!!!!

"OH OZ!!!" Gilnda nerly passed out riht there!!!

 

Russel and Murdoc busted into the room lookin like they were about to cry.

"MY BRIAN IS CRYIN!!!" Troy screamed in shook.

"GIRL ANNIE POISON YOU WE NEED TO HOSPITAL!!!" Glind scraemed sexily.

Murdoc fell the the floor and started crying. Russel picked up Noodle.

"No!!!" Noodle cried awesomely. "Annie wouldnt do that!!!"

"She did just now!!!" Glinda yelled seductively.

"SHIT UP AND LETS GOT TO THE HOSPITAL!!!" Russel yelled normally.

We all got in Ekphaba's car that was still parked there adn was real big and went to the hospital, then the doctorz brought Noodle inside and the rest of the Gorillaz followed her in there. The rest of us had nothing to do so we all went o eat at dennys. While we were there threr wasa two random dudes talking at a table across from us and at one point one os them said "Jesse what the fvck are you talking about."

"SHUT IT WERE TRYING TO EAT!!!" Glinda yelled hotly.

At the table on th other side there was a big gruop of grey people and one of them was spitting into a bucket!!!

"GIRL THATZ SO NASTY LETS LEAVE!!!" Glinda shouted beautifull.

Then I got a call from Ava and picked it up.

"OMFG JANINE GOT KIDNAPPED!!!!" Ava screamed screamly.\
"THAT BITCA EBONY!!!!!" I roared!!!!

Chapter 52: all who enter here

"We need to go stop enoby, but we need tp get some stuff fierst!!!" I said statistically. I ordered sprakly black jumpsuits with diamonds on the shoulders and heeled boots covered in biamonds for me, Elphaba, Glinda, Fiyero, Boq, Nessarose, Troy, Abed, and Ava from the TikTok shop and they arrivec in 5 minutes. I also put on a Cthulu necklace and ring made of diamonds. Foyero wore a cowboy hat mad of This way we would all be able ti stunt on Ebony. Nxets we got on Elphabas car and drove all th way to the Emerald castle because it was the suckiest place in Oz and I knew it suited her vibe perfectly.

When we got ther, we all busted into the catsle sure enough Eboy and Annie and Sydney and Dorothy and some random prepx were there having a birthday party. Ebony was waering a long black dress with red lace and a slit up the leg an black boots that hat "joel" written on them in red and red eyeshadow and a black coker neclace with spikes on it and her hair was done al spiky. I put up my middle finger at a;l of them.

"Hangin out with prepz?????" Glinfa cried out.

"Even prepz are cooler than u!!!!" Ebony cried in.

I ran around and hit them all in the head with my wamd and then Ebony ran up adn tried to stab me but Glinda anf Aldnaba both stabbed her!!! Then I started frenching Glindf and Elphaba and shoved Annie's face into her grass flavored cake, Fiyero grabbed a bite of the cake and happily ate it. Then we ran upstars and sae that Janine, wearing an ornge jumpsuit and red boots, and Jackie, waering a dark purple jumpsuits and gold shoes and a suick belt studded with gold, were tied the fuck up upstairs!!!!

"OH THANK OZ!!!" Janin yelled. Ava ran up to her and frenched her while untying the ropes and I united jackie. Troy nd Abed startd frenching passively behind us then we all ran the fuck out of that castle and back to the dormz at Shis. We wer so fucking bored so we went to a local bokstore called Booksazillion and bought a bunch of books for Noodle so she could raed them in the hospital. I also bought a copy of the Griimerie to hav on hand incase Ebony tried to start some shit. Ava bought one too so she couls use the spels to make the talent show look more cool and goffik. I bought Troy a copy of the necronomcon so that he could study it and i bought a couple more copies in case i needd them,

Then we went back to the droms and watched some tv, and the news came on and it said that the Emrald castle and burned down!!!! Eboby must have burnt it because she was so edgy!!! But why??? What was she up too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chapter 53: no good deed

Me and elphaba and glinfa went up to my room and we started kissung each other and then we tok wach oter's clothes off slowly and hotly and then we kissed all over each other and then we did it and we organismed so good that we started floating a foot off the ground and we kept doing it for thee weeks but then

Ava busted into the room waering a purle dress made of silk and shoes made entirely of diamonds and gold and a gold necklace and purple dimond hair pin. "OMFG I HAVE NEWS!!!"

Me and elphana and gilnda put our clothes back on and then Elpha screeched "What the fuck????"

"Russel and Murdoc and the blue one passed out 2 weeksago because Noodle being sick made them so emo and I was so worried about the talent show!!!" Ava said

Me and Elphada and Glinna GASPED!!!

"but then two British dudes showed up, i think one of them is the Gorillaz stylist and the other one is the manager and a barn demon, it's all a bit blurry, anyway they were abl to heal all four them!!! They said it was the power of cartoon continuity, they can heal them from anything!! Appartnly they've done it alot" Ava cuntinued. "I don't really remember everything becaus i was so worried i wouldn't get to waer the outfit i have prepared to host the show!!"

"Holy ozfuck!!!" Glind said and gasped again

"So, they're al doing good and we'e spent weeks trying to find you so we can do rehearsalz!!!!!" Ava frowned.

"Oh my oz we need to rehearse!!!" I yeddel. "We need awesome outfits!!!"

Glinda got out her phone and ordered new clothes for us from the tijtok shop. "It's fonna b so weird rehearsing something eithout Nathan!!" she said while we waited for the clothes to arrive. Then the clothez arrived. Glinda put on a black silk dress with a deep v neck and a slit up the leg and black rubies and emeralds all over it amd spme gold trim and lace and shoes made of pure glass and gold with some blac diaomands on the heels and a big ciamond necklace and diamond eyeshadow and diamond hair clips.

Elphaba put on a long black dress with a v neck and poofy sleeves and it was made of diamonds and silk and black shows made of leather and diaomnds and a green diamond necklace and braimond rings and bracelet made of pure platimnum and gold eyeshadow made of ground up gold.

I wore a dress entirely made of black and purple and red diamonds and a v neck and black leather and diamond and gold and platinum boots and a pure gold and platumin necklace and a ruby red ring adn i put on eyeshadow made up of crushed gold and platnum and silver and diamonds. Then the four of us stepped outside.

Glinda narely tripped and fell but Elphana caught her. But for some reason some random ficking prep nearby was tounting Elphaba for helping her!!!

"OH MY OZ GO SHIT YOURSELF!!!!" I ran up to the fuckin prep and stabbed her with mu wand. Then we wrnt to the Gorillaz house where th rehearsals were happening.

Noodle meet us at the door waering a sparkly cheetah print jumpsuit and black heels and a cat ear headband made of diamonds and some rhinestones right next to her eyez.

"Okayyy, let's reheatse!!!" Ava said hostly.

"Rehearse???" Noodle aksed.

"Yeah, Ava said you've been rehearsing!!" I said then turned to Ava with wide violet eyes.

"No, we've been taking a break!!! I thought we weren't doing the talent show since Glinda isnt evil anymor," Noodle said.

"I need this talent show!!!" Ava said as she began to cry.

"Ok, fine," Noodle said and she lead us to the rehearsal room and threw the door open adn inside Russel and 2D were kissing Murdoc and they were all waering all black outfits made of diamonds from the tiktok shop and we all GASPED!!!

"HOLY FUCK WHAT!!!!" Noodle screamwd and they all stared at her.

"Did you seriousy not realize we were in a polycule???" asked Russel.

"NO!!!" Noodle yelled. We were all quiet for a moment adn then it was rehearsal time. Elphaba fot on the stage adn began her magic act but then I was just satring at her because she was so hot adn I ran up on stage and kissed her on the mouth and it interrrupted her magic and then we had our hands all over each other and

"WHOULD YOU PEOPLE STOP BEING HORNY!!!!" Ava cried out like a ghost.

"We weren't prepared to do a rehearsal so sudden!!!" Glinda said then she ran up and kissed me adn Elphaba.

"We should all have a sleepover tonight so we can get it all out of our sistem," I said sexily.

"Ok, fine," Ava said. "Let's fuckin fuck tonight."

Just then I smelled the smell of grass cake coming from outsied. I went to look out the window and saw that Fiyero was doing it with.... EBONY!!!!

Chapter 54: The Fight

I busted out of the window to comfront Fiyero. "OH MY FUCKIN GOD WHT S YORU PROBLEM YOU TRAITOR ASS BITCH NASTY BITCH!!!" I confrmnted him. I got my wamd out sdn started hitting Firyo in the head and then I stabbed him and Eboby through their schools an into their brains, which permatnle killed them. Elphaba and Glinda had followd me outside adn they wer helpin me take Fiyero and Eboby's organ's out to make some potions.

Ava ran out into the yard waving at me. "Hey, yall, 2D just came out as nonbinary so the party tnoight is now a coming out party for them."

"Thatsso cool, well b rigt there!" I said bisexually, then got back to ripping out organz. I ripped out Fiyeros intestines and threw them around like a spaghetti then let the potion bottle slurp them up. Then I went back inside with Flphaba and Hlinda. I was excited becuase i knew we would be eating fettuchine alfredo and popcron chicken because it was an ozian custom to have that for dinner to celebrate someone coming out as nonbibary.

We went intide and ate the fucking food, them we watched realty tv and laughed at all the people getting hit in the balls in their home movies. Then I took Elphaba and Gaylinda to one of the bedrooms and we had SEX for 3 hours straight and the whole time there was a deep warmth in my shest. Then we went back downstairs and saw that Troy and Abed had arrived and brought a cookie cake for 2D that said "con-tranz-ulations" so I ate some of the cake, then i turned around and saw that Elphaba was starin at her phone and crying tears down her face.

"Hottie, whats wrong!!!" Glinda flipped her hair around some.

"People are..." Ekphaba sobbed a few times. "They're harassing me..." She kept on crying. "They're saying I'm a bad person for... helping Glinda when she tripped!"

"What the FUCK!!!!!" Glinda flipped her hair around angrily and then stomped on the ground!!!

The fury BLEW THE FUCK UP IN MT VEINS I WAS SO MAD!!!! "WHO THE FUCK IS DOING THAT!!!!!" I screamed madly!!!!

"So many people..." Elphaba cried.

"THATS FUCKING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I snatched my wand out an cast a spell that shook the whole Internet!! Everyone who was in the room with me screamed quickly because they were also on the Internet!!! Then I angrily typed a post on Tumblr, which I'd been avoiding posting on because I had been afraid of Ebiby harassing me:

STOP BEING EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then i hit post. If that wasn't enough to stop them, i was prepared to hurt yh internet even more for what they were doing to my beloved.