Chapter Text
🎥 Title: “Following the Red-Haired Rage Monster – Live! 🤬💢”
[Scene: School hallway. Mo Guanshan is walking ahead. He Tian is at a reasonable distance, focusing on his back, livestreaming from his phone.]
He Tian (to stream, whispering):
Watch closely, this rare creature is called a “Little Mo.” Prickly. Red hair. 98% anger. 2% vulnerability.
We’re going in.
Chat:
💬 “Omg is that Mo Guanshan??”
💬 “He Tian stop bullying him 😭”
💬 “RED HAIR RAGE MODE ACTIVATE”
He Tian (calling out):
Hey, Little Mo! Did it hurt?
Mo Guanshan (without turning):
What?
He Tian:
When you fell from the vending machine trying to get that last spicy noodle cup?
Mo Guanshan (immediately turns around):
I DIDN’T fall! And I GOT the noodles! Stop following me, you creep!
Chat:
💬 “HE TIAN LMAOOO”
💬 “He Tian’s a menace 😂”
💬 “Protect Little Mo at all costs 🙌”
He Tian:
Relax, I’m just documenting your natural habitat. Say hi to the fans?
Mo Guanshan (glaring):
Turn. That. OFF. I swear, He Tian, if this is live—!
He Tian:
It’s for educational purposes. Zoological, really. See how the tsundere reacts to human contact—
Mo Guanshan (lunges with one hand):
I’m gonna human contact your face with my fist.
He Tian (to camera, unbothered as he easily dodges):
Note: subject displays aggression when flustered. Likely embarrassed. 10/10 adorable.
Mo Guanshan (face flushed):
I AM NOT EMBARRASSED. And I’m not adorable!
Chat:
💬 “He’s totally blushing 🥺”
💬 “They’re married, your honor”
💬 “He Tian’s risking his life for the content 😂”
Teacher (offscreen):
He Tian. Mo Guanshan. Phones away. Class now.
He Tian (to stream, whispering):
Time to observe the tsundere in captivity. Will report findings after class. Wish me luck.
Mo Guanshan:
(silently and subtly flips He Tian off before stomping into the classroom)
He Tian:
Some say that gesture is the Little Mo's courtship dance. Further research is necessary. (smiles and waves at the camera)
[End of stream]