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unknowingly knowing

Summary:

- Marlow Has Added Jane to the Conversation -

Marlow: Please don't tell Roz

Jane: O.O

 

- Hayden Has Added Lily to the Conversation -

Lily: What the fuck is this?

Hayden: Oh-

 

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Notes:

Scratching an itch about the texting fic formats, but also coming out of fanfic retirement (it's been five years and one degree later).

I have fuck all hockey knowledge, live in Aus and cannot be assed trying to learn a sport.

Probably a little OOC for Shane not immediately blocking the numbers and freaking out, but let me have this.

I tried to find book-accurate team member names, but gave them random nicknames to save myself some grief - don't come at me.

(See the end of the work for other works inspired by this one.)

Chapter 1: Jane Meet Boston, Boston Meet Jane

Summary:

I did not think I would have to make this known but here we are:

A comment was posted today about putting this fic through ChatGPT to adjust it to a preferred ship to then post it and credit me as inspiration.

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Chapter Text

- Bears Minus Cap -

Marlow: If he flashes those fucking scratches one more time today I'll puke.

Connors: thank fuck its not just me

St-Simon: nah dude, all of us are about to pull hair out, Roz got no shame

Marlow: 🤮

Marlow: Has anyone actually met the chick or is this just the random hookups still?

Carmichael: I caught him doing the grin he denies Marly, its Jane for surreee.

Connors: Mr. Russians do not blush sure likes this girl

St-Simon: surely someone has seen her? even once?

Marlow: Never confirmed dating, never brought her to any event, never even seen on a date with her

Carmichael: a very intense fuck buddy thing then

Connors: call me crazy

Connors: but

Marlow: You're crazy

Connors: shut the fuck up Marley, I didnt even say anything

Carmichael: 🤨

St-Simon: 🤨

Marlow: 🤨

Connors: wow, feeling the love

Connors: anyway, what if someone happened to SEE her number and we just HAPPENED to send her a text

Marlow: Cap will either kill us with drills or will ACTUALLY kill us

St-Simon: my knees arent made for that brutality

Carmichael: found it

Connors: HOW

Marlow: that was too fucking quick Mick

St-Simon: RIP our asses

Carmichael: I did the heavy lifting, Marley you add her

Marlow: fuck off, why me?

Connors: cause i'm already in line of fire for coming up with it, Mick did the dirty work of getting the number

Marlow: and old man St-Simon over there?

Connors: exactly that, old

St-Simons: OI

Marlow: fine fine, Mick send me the number

Marlow: you better hope she doesn't snitch to Roz or we're allll toast

- Marlow Has Added Jane to the Conversation -

Marlow: please dont tell Roz

Jane: O.O

Jane: What is this?

Connors: sorry to be weird, we're Roz's teammates!

Jane: and who is we? exactly?

Jane: Disregard that, doesn't matter

- Jane Has Left the Conversation -

Connors: BOO noo

Carmichael: we're fucked fucked aren't we?

St-Simons: again, RIP our asses and our knees.

Marley: fuck

-.-.-.-

- Connors Has Changed Group Name to Danger Zone -

Marlow: are you high connors?

Connors: no, i'm prepping for the apocalypse cause its been two days and not a peep from Roz

Carmichael: maybe Jane didnt say anything to him

St-Simon: nice girl, lets leave her alone then

Connors: but... one more try wouldn't hurt

Carmichael: already going down for the first time

Connors: i will go down with this shipp

Marlow: seriously, Connors did you sniff something? remember they drug test us yeah?

Marlow: and someone else can add her back if, I already tried

Carmichael: fine

- Carmichael Has Added Jane to the Conversation -

Jane: Oh god not again

Connors: wait!

Connors: please

St-Simon: if you'd like to leave dont feel like you've gotta stay

Marlow: 100% tell us to fuck off if need be but we just wanted to talk

Jane: about what exactly?

Connors: Cap

Jane: did something happen to Rozanov?

Carmichael: you call him Rozanov?

Jane: we've known each other for a while, we were never first name friendly

Connors: ...is that a sex thing or?

Marlow: CONNORS

Jane: big questions from someone who I could snitch on

St-Simon: oohh def Roz's girl

Jane: not his girl

Carmichael: oop

Marlow: Jane we should probably apologise and leave you in peace

Jane: hmm

Jane: I'll stay on one condition

Connors: yes

Carmichael: yes

Marlow: yes

St-Simon: yes

Jane: Ignoring how eager that was

Jane: I wont tell Rozanov if you don't

Carmichael: huh? like we'd openly admit to stealing the number

Jane: thanks for confirming how you got my number

Carmichael: fuck

Jane: He'd actually take you out for this, and while the Voyagers tend to hand you your asses, better it be for skill, not cause the captain is in jail

Connors: OH SHES A VOYAGER'S GIRL

St-Simon: explains a bit

Carmichael: ITS TREASON

Marlow: Roz is actually going to off us

Jane: 😉