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- Bears Minus Cap -
Marlow: If he flashes those fucking scratches one more time today I'll puke.
Connors: thank fuck its not just me
St-Simon: nah dude, all of us are about to pull hair out, Roz got no shame
Marlow: 🤮
Marlow: Has anyone actually met the chick or is this just the random hookups still?
Carmichael: I caught him doing the grin he denies Marly, its Jane for surreee.
Connors: Mr. Russians do not blush sure likes this girl
St-Simon: surely someone has seen her? even once?
Marlow: Never confirmed dating, never brought her to any event, never even seen on a date with her
Carmichael: a very intense fuck buddy thing then
Connors: call me crazy
Connors: but
Marlow: You're crazy
Connors: shut the fuck up Marley, I didnt even say anything
Carmichael: 🤨
St-Simon: 🤨
Marlow: 🤨
Connors: wow, feeling the love
Connors: anyway, what if someone happened to SEE her number and we just HAPPENED to send her a text
Marlow: Cap will either kill us with drills or will ACTUALLY kill us
St-Simon: my knees arent made for that brutality
Carmichael: found it
Connors: HOW
Marlow: that was too fucking quick Mick
St-Simon: RIP our asses
Carmichael: I did the heavy lifting, Marley you add her
Marlow: fuck off, why me?
Connors: cause i'm already in line of fire for coming up with it, Mick did the dirty work of getting the number
Marlow: and old man St-Simon over there?
Connors: exactly that, old
St-Simons: OI
Marlow: fine fine, Mick send me the number
Marlow: you better hope she doesn't snitch to Roz or we're allll toast
- Marlow Has Added Jane to the Conversation -
Marlow: please dont tell Roz
Jane: O.O
Jane: What is this?
Connors: sorry to be weird, we're Roz's teammates!
Jane: and who is we? exactly?
Jane: Disregard that, doesn't matter
- Jane Has Left the Conversation -
Connors: BOO noo
Carmichael: we're fucked fucked aren't we?
St-Simons: again, RIP our asses and our knees.
Marley: fuck
-.-.-.-
- Connors Has Changed Group Name to Danger Zone -
Marlow: are you high connors?
Connors: no, i'm prepping for the apocalypse cause its been two days and not a peep from Roz
Carmichael: maybe Jane didnt say anything to him
St-Simon: nice girl, lets leave her alone then
Connors: but... one more try wouldn't hurt
Carmichael: already going down for the first time
Connors: i will go down with this shipp
Marlow: seriously, Connors did you sniff something? remember they drug test us yeah?
Marlow: and someone else can add her back if, I already tried
Carmichael: fine
- Carmichael Has Added Jane to the Conversation -
Jane: Oh god not again
Connors: wait!
Connors: please
St-Simon: if you'd like to leave dont feel like you've gotta stay
Marlow: 100% tell us to fuck off if need be but we just wanted to talk
Jane: about what exactly?
Connors: Cap
Jane: did something happen to Rozanov?
Carmichael: you call him Rozanov?
Jane: we've known each other for a while, we were never first name friendly
Connors: ...is that a sex thing or?
Marlow: CONNORS
Jane: big questions from someone who I could snitch on
St-Simon: oohh def Roz's girl
Jane: not his girl
Carmichael: oop
Marlow: Jane we should probably apologise and leave you in peace
Jane: hmm
Jane: I'll stay on one condition
Connors: yes
Carmichael: yes
Marlow: yes
St-Simon: yes
Jane: Ignoring how eager that was
Jane: I wont tell Rozanov if you don't
Carmichael: huh? like we'd openly admit to stealing the number
Jane: thanks for confirming how you got my number
Carmichael: fuck
Jane: He'd actually take you out for this, and while the Voyagers tend to hand you your asses, better it be for skill, not cause the captain is in jail
Connors: OH SHES A VOYAGER'S GIRL
St-Simon: explains a bit
Carmichael: ITS TREASON
Marlow: Roz is actually going to off us
Jane: 😉
