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The Rise of Shayden

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@shanesfreckles

Ever since Hayden Pike created that stupid app all my socials have been filled with Shayden shippers. This is literally my worst nightmare.

 

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After a YouTube video about The Hayden Pike App goes viral, hockeytwt is swarmed by a wave of new fans who seem to be obsessed with their new favourite gay ship, Shayden.

 

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You can hover/click over Russian and French tweets to translate them into English!

Thank you to weemitty and hallender for beta reading this <3

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Hayden Pike
@HaydenPikeOfficial

Hey guys! The Hayden Pike Official App is rolling out a brand new feature today! We are introducing a system that allows you to boost your replies by using the new in-app virtual currency, stars. This means I am more likely to see them, and you may even get a reply from me! There will always be a global leaderboard showing the top boosters who might get receive some special prizes 👀

12:00 PM · Dec 20, 2017


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connor @connorrrr2001 · 2h Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial

people will really put microtransactions on anything and everything 😭

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#1 Pike Fan @haydenpikedefender · 2h Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial

Wow super cool hayden!! ☺️

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jewelz @idontcarebitch · 1h Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial

Not telling us the price to boost cause its gonna be expensive as fuck ☠️

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jojo 🏒 @comeaution · 1h Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial

The economy is so bad that even hayden pike app costs money now 💔🥀⛓️

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dawn ᨒ↟ 𖠰𖥧
@missparamour

multimillionaire asking for donations btw

Hayden Pike @HaydenPikeOfficial · Dec 20

Hey guys! The Hayden Pike Official App is rolling out a brand new feature today! We are introducing a system that allows you to boost your replies by using the new in-app virtual currency, stars. This means I am more likely to see them, and you may even get a reply from me! There will always be a global leaderboard showing the top boosters who might get receive some special prizes 👀

1:00 PM · Dec 20, 2017


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laine @pikespawn2 · 1h Replying to @missparamour

How do you know he's a multimillionaire?

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dawn ᨒ↟ 𖠰𖥧 @missparamour · 1h Replying to @pikespawn2

well first of all his salary is public

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laine @pikespawn2 · 1h Replying to @missparamour

So? That doesn't mean he has that money in his bank account

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dawn ᨒ↟ 𖠰𖥧 @missparamour · 1h Replying to @pikespawn2

if you manage to blow 4.3M A YEAR you deserve to be broke. idc.

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kat! ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ
@katzanov

Hayden Pike is my favourite hockey player
Hayden Pike is my favourite influencer
And Hayden Pike is DEFINITELY my favourite app

1:46 PM · Dec 20, 2017


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travers' nasty jockstrap
@darwin878787

I love the FREE Hayden Pike App. I sure hope that they don't introduce a feature that you have to pay REAL MONEY to use

3:00 PM · Dec 20, 2017


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l u i s a ۶۟ৎ @biconrozanov · 1h Replying to @darwin878787


The metros saw that Pike’s signed game worn jersey from the last themed night only sold for $100, and they told him that he needs to lock in and fundraise more money

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 1h Replying to @biconrozanov

Hollander was tired of giving him money for the bus and told him to get a real job 💔

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The new star ranking system is live!!! To thank you all for your support, everyone will receive 100 stars for free 😊

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LilyHollander_1919 3h

Nobody is buying any of your lame stars.

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haydenpikedefender 3h

Thank you for the free stars! I’m def gonna be at the top of the leaderboard!!!

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bigsillyshane 1hr

This app was already bad, how did u manage to make it even worse

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whatdapuck 1h

Just make an onlyfans atp

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metrosfelix 1h


@haydenpikedefender NOBODY, and i mean not a single soul on earth, wants to see that.

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dasza✨🦫
@chlebnazaba

wtf is this hayden 😭

6:33 PM · Dec 20, 2017


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☆ anjel ☆ @diordiorjacket · 1h Replying to @chlebnazaba

oh scamden…

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Lily
@LilyHollander_1919

God fucking fuck I tried to take a screenshot of pike’s app and my thumb was on the home button so the payment went through and charged me $100 for his stupid fucking stars.

7:19 PM · Dec 20, 2017


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itiswatitis @galinaroz81 · 34m Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

LMFAOOO LILY WHY DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT APP 😭

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 31m Replying to @galinaroz81

Someone has to keep Pike humble.

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itiswatitis @galinaroz81 · 27m Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

this is definitely karma for all the times you've hated on him

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sunny ₊⋆ 𖤓 ⋆⁺
@yayayaiamlorde

wait cause this legit just happened to me too 😭 i was just curious how many stars i could add at once and it tried to charge me $40. luckily im broke asf and i only had $3 in my account so it didn't go through ☠️

Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · Dec 20

God fucking fuck I tried to take a screenshot of pike’s app and my thumb was on the home button so the payment went through and charged me $100 for his stupid fucking stars.

9:05 PM · Dec 20, 2017


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CK @carolinaskies · 1h Replying to @yayayaiamlorde

Hayden Pike trying to scam his broke ass fans, we love to see it

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STREAM MELODRAMA💿✮˚.⋆ @supercutofus · 1h Replying to @yayayaiamlorde

Typical man trying to take the hard earned cash of women… SMH.

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luke @dnpfilms_ · 35m Replying to @supercutofus

right before christmas too...

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rowan ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ @landryluvrr · 1h Replying to @yayayaiamlorde

the real question is why the hell are those stars so expensive in the first place

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Lily
@LilyHollander_1919

@HaydenPikeOfficial you are a fraud and a scammer

7:45 PM · Dec 20, 2017


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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 30m Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

I know where you live. You will pay for this.

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Yekaterina Petrovna Zamolodchikova @callmekatya · 25m Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

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CEO of Hockey RPF
@nichehockeyyaoi

THE OFFICIAL NHL RPF SHIP POLL IS BACK FOR 2018!!!
Vote for your favourite ship/s!
The voting form is OPEN NOW and closes on March 1st at 11.59 PM EST
www.docs.google.com/forms

12:00 PM · Jan 1, 2018


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sav loves shayden 🌈 @2335healings · 5h Replying to @nichehockeyyaoi

SHAYDEN WILL WIN THIS YEAR MARK MY WORDS

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abby @marleauded · 4h Replying to @2335healings

In ur dreams buddy

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maksim vuković glazer @flippersup4vukovic · 3h Replying to @nichehockeyyaoi

So excited for my florida rookies to debut on the list 🌈

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mark @admirals_2124 · 3h Replying to @nichehockeyyaoi

I wonder if ships with Scott in them have gotten more or less popular

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seb @vaughnyyy_ · 3h Replying to @admirals_2124

hmmm... good question... a little bit less cause most rpfers rly like his bf. if they still ship him, it's usually like they think he hooked up with other players in the past and THEN got with his current bf

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marshall!!!!
@m0ld_eater

hayden posting shane on his stupid app to boost his own popularity in 3.. 2..1…

2:00 PM · Jan 1, 2018


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Tune in tonight for a 7PM puck drop at home against the New Jersey Angels!
ft. Captain Hollander 😎

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January 1, 2018


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LilyHollander_1919 3h

Fine. You win Pike. I will give you my stars in exchange for this sexy Hollander pic

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hollandersleftskate 3h

I told y’all.

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haydenpikedefender 1h

Holly Hattrick tonight!!!

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Hayden Pike 1h


@haydenpikedefender You know it!

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haydenpikedefender 1h


@Hayden Pike AHHHHH OMG PIKE NOTICE!!!! ILY PLS SCORE A GOAL FOR ME TONIGHT TOO ❤️

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shaneboobs enthusiast
@ilovehollander

I know we’re all in our hating pike era but… shaneboobs 🤤🤤

7:00 PM · Jan 1, 2018


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justin @just_in_case · 1h Replying to @ilovehollander

Shane Hollander is a man, he does not have boobs??

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shaneboobs enthusiast @ilovehollander · 1h Replying to @just_in_case

Explain this then

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justin @just_in_case · 1h Replying to @ilovehollander

Okay you have a point…

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NHL
@NHL

You may be wondering, how do I vote for my favorite player in #NHLAllStarVote?
we got you!

Here's how to vote on Twitter! 👇👇🗳️

9:00 AM · Jan 4, 2018


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January 7th, 2018


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yometrosyo 2h

Well wake tf up we have a game tonight

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LilyHollander_1919 2h

Stay in bed Pike, the team will be the same without you

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hayyaoi 1h

TOO CUTE 😍

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haydenpikedefender 1h

#relatable

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Me and my new buddy! 🪼

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January 9th, 2018


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LilyHollander_1919 3h

Yes very cool Pike, thank you for sharing

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haydenpikedefender 3h

Looking cool!

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idksorry111 1h

Riveting content. I finally understand why you want to charge us for it

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@idksorry111 at least when you post shane its kinda interesting

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bella 🧸
@shanesfreckles

Hmm… hockeytwt has been too quiet recently… I feel like something is about to happen…

10:00 AM · Jan 11, 2018


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Danny Gonzalez
@dannygonzalez

New video with my boy
@drewisgooden
The Hayden Pike App
https://www.youtube.com/watch

12:00 PM · Jan 11, 2018


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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 3h Replying to @dannygonzalez

Thank you for this great journalism, Danny Gonzalez. Hayden Pike stole $99 from me last month. He must be held accountable for his actions.

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jodie @jodie_nya · 3h Replying to @dannygonzalez

The official Hayden Pike app, not to be confused with any other Hayden Pike apps

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blake 💫 @nabooskywalker · 3h Replying to @dannygonzalez

I'm not like a crazy hockey fan or anything but I like to think I know most of the big hockey players… but like seriously… who tf is Hayden Pike?? How does he have an entire app??

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pierre 🏕️ @tinyplanetexplorer · 2h Replying to @dannygonzalez

No idea who this guy is but its killing me how many photos he has posted of his one friend

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ana ˖°𓇼🐚 @drewbadden · 2h Replying to @dannygonzalez

this is the most random crossover of two of my interests

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anton @yeehawgreg · 2h Replying to @dannygonzalez

When is the Danny Gonzalez App coming out?

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tulip 𓍢ִ໋🌷͙֒ @tulipsinthegarden · 2h Replying to @dannygonzalez

I have no idea who hayden pike or shane hollander are but i am LIVING for their secret romance

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harley 🦖 @bbeauts97 · 1h Replying to @dannygonzalez

When I was a kid it was always my dream that someone would make an app just for my favorite hockey player, Hayden Pike from the Montréal Metros

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bella 🧸
@shanesfreckles

shit. my bad y'all...

bella 🧸 @shanesfreckles · Jan 11

Hmm… hockeytwt has been too quiet recently… I feel like something is about to happen…

1:32 PM · Jan 11, 2018


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⋆.˚🕸️🕷⋆.˚
@spideycapital

Y'all these Hayden Pike App posts... am I supposed to believe that this isn't his boyfriend??

2:04 PM · Jan 11, 2018


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rose landry's gf ᝰ🚬 @sapphiclandry · 4h Replying to @spideycapital

What those two have is gayer than just having a boyfriend. No wonder Shane and Rose broke up so quickly...

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⚣⚣ @appellemoi · 2h Replying to @spideycapital

Wait this is kinda sad… a hockey player posting pictures of his bf on his own app cause its not safe for them to come out :((

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austin @ihatehockey2 · 2h Replying to @appellemoi

HE HAS A WIFE 😭 AND THREE KIDS

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⚣⚣ @appellemoi · 2h Replying to @ihatehockey2

thats even sadder :((( i hope he can get divorced and live his life #lovewins

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austin @ihatehockey2 · 2h Replying to @appellemoi

omfg u people cant be real

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🦧
@shanestorian

OH GOD I CANT BELIEVE THIS SHIT HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT 😭 NOW THERES GONNA BE A MILLION SHAYDEN SHIPPERS ON MY TL

Danny Gonzalez @dannygonzalez · Jan 11

New video with my boy
@drewisgooden
The Hayden Pike App
https://www.youtube.com/watch

2:56 PM · Jan 11, 2018


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joel 🏹🐎 @centaurury · 2h Replying to @shanestorian

The peace on hockeytwt was nice while it lasted

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jieun @hockeydilf_luvr · 2h Replying to @shanestorian

Just when I thought the pike app nonsense had died down a bit…

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marshall!!!! @m0ld_eater · 2h Replying to @shanestorian

#freeus

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corey ㋡ @guardians4lyfe · 1h Replying to @shanestorian

I miss when the NHL was homophobic

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kade @vukovicpucks · 1h Replying to @guardians4lyfe

it still is??? 😭

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Hayden Pike Official

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Wow! Thank you to all my new fans for joining the app!

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January 11th, 2018


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LilyHollander_1919 3h

None of these new users are actual fans of you, lets be serious.

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haydenpikedefender 3h

I’m still gonna be ranked #1 on the leaderboard tho 😎

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sierrajk 2h

here from youtube!!!

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hayyaoi 1h

this is my fav niche app… why are so many people here

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pikers111 1h


@hayyaoi wow rude. U should just be happy hayden is getting more fans

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B.
@bugified_222

Hi #hockeytwt is anyone else a new Hayden Pike fan? 😁

11:32 AM · Jan 12, 2018


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#1 Pike Fan @haydenpikedefender · 1h Replying to @bugified_222

Hey!!! We have a gc for Hayden fans if you're interested in joining ☺️

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B. @bugified_222 · 1h Replying to @haydenpikedefender

omg yes pls ty!!

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dallas kent dickrider @guardianssweep · 1h Replying to @bugified_222

how about watch a real game of hockey before you jump on a bandwagon. if you were an ACTUAL hockey fan you wouldn't care about pike bc you'd know he is the most boring player both on and off ice

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#1 Pike Fan @haydenpikedefender · 1h Replying to @guardianssweep

Notice how Pike has won two cups? How many cups has Kent won??? Oh, that's right... NONE. The Guardians haven't won anything since 1967, even though they have had THREE 1OA picks in the past two decades. #FLOPRONTO

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Mathieu @MathieuRioux96 · 1h Replying to @haydenpikedefender

u tell 'em king!

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Pennsyltucky Poppy 🍉
@RatWeaselYay

I feel bad for all the new hockey fans that don’t realise that we all collectively act like pike is the worst player of all time even though he's literally on Hollander's line and has won multiple cups with Montreal

12:00 PM · Jan 12, 2018


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✧yumn يومن✧ is tweeting yaoi 🏒🏎 🚒
@softshrubhan

Hayden Pike conveniently ignoring the fact that the only reason his app is getting more users is because he got exposed for scamming people

3:20 PM · Jan 12, 2018


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Yulya @goldenbays · 1h Replying to @softshrubhan

I mean, I don't think it's that deep. I don't think he purposefully made it so that people would get accidentally charged so easily

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✧yumn يومن✧ is tweeting yaoi 🏒🏎 🚒 @softshrubhan · 1h Replying to @goldenbays

Okay well a normal person would at least make a statement about it and say that they're going to fix it

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Yulya @goldenbays · 1h Replying to @softshrubhan

True…

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patrick ☆
@imastarrrr_

Is there any important lore I should know before I commit to becoming a metros fan???

5:48 PM · Jan 12, 2018


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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 2h Replying to @imastarrrr_

Yes. The Metros suck and Hollander is the only good player on the team. You should pick a better team to support, like the Raiders

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alba 𐙚⋆ 🏒 @shanedist · 2h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

You’re rooting for Boston, but you’re also a Hollander fan??

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 2h Replying to @shanedist

I am a Boston Raiders fan and a Hollander fan. Not my fault he was drafted by the worst team in the league

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alba 𐙚⋆ 🏒 @shanedist · 2h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

WHAT?

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 2h Replying to @shanedist

This is not a secret. I post hate tweets about the Metros almost every day

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alba 𐙚⋆ 🏒 @shanedist · 2h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

Wtf… my mind is blown…

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Tom W @ThomasWhite49594 · 1h Replying to @shanedist

This is why I hate puck bunnies bro 🤦‍♂️

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alba 𐙚⋆ 🏒 @shanedist · 1h Replying to @ThomasWhite49594

Ew don't be a weirdo. You're getting blocked.

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taylor
@miserablerobin

one of the biggest hollander fans admitting that they don’t even like his team LMAO

7:23 PM · Jan 12, 2018


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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 30m Replying to @miserablerobin

??? just @ me LMFAAOOOO ur weird as hell 😭😭😭 that has nothing to do with you at ALL. like seriously mind your fucking business this is my life and i choose to do WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA DO LMFAO😭😭😭 weird as hell forreal…

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taylor @miserablerobin · 21m Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

holy shit chill the fxk out

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oscar
@kittycatshane

usually im not a sports person but holy shit!!! these two guys are so cute
#shaydennation rise!!!

7:23 PM · Jan 12, 2018


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angelina @hayyaoi_3535 · 1h Replying to @miserablerobin

shayden stocks are so up 📈📈🤑

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sav loves shayden 🌈 @2535healings · 1h Replying to @miserablerobin

YES YES SHAYDEN SHALL FINALLY RISE!!!

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lemon 🍋˚‧。⋆
@setting_moon

I have a few ideas for some shayden fics… would anyone be interested if I started posting on ao3? I'm not sure how accepted rpf is on hockeytwt

8:22 AM · Jan 13, 2018


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sav loves shayden 🌈 @2535healings · 2h Replying to @setting_moon

I mean most ppl r against it but like who cares lol.

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gray @graysocoollike · 1h Replying to @setting_moon

if hayden pike gets distressed when we post about him getting blasted in the ass he can go look at his bank account to feel better

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dom
@domyounique

yo im at the metros game rn and theres legit someone wearing a shayden is real shirt. i hate this fuckign team 😭

7:30 PM · Jan 13, 2018


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Manon @mtlmetros1996 · 3h Replying to @domyounique

i've been a montreal fan since birth and i swear i've never seen anything like this happen before

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petey @lakeeffectkid · 2h Replying to @domyounique

Super gross. If you're gonna do weirdo tumblr shit, keep it there. Don't bring it into the real world

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lemon 🍋˚‧。⋆
@setting_moon

first shayden fic out! had a crazy stroke of inspiration last night so i wrote this in a couple of hours 🫠🫠

o captain, my captain

🍋 5k pwp
🍋 dt shane/sb hayden, spanking, exhibitionism, discipline, semi-public sex, humiliation
https://archiveofourown.org/users/setting_moon

11:42 AM · Jan 14, 2018


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sav loves shayden 🌈 @2535healings · 3h Replying to @setting_moon

OMG THIS SOUNDS SO HOT IM RUNNING TO AO3 RN

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andré @ssx__ · 3h Replying to @setting_moon

ostie de tabarnak, c’est quoi cette niaiserie😭what the fuck, what is this nonsense 😭

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༄˖°.🍋‍🟩.ೃ࿔*:・ @SHAYDENLINGS · 3h Replying to @setting_moon

ooooooh im so hungry for this meal

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Lily
@LilyHollander_1919

Delete. A lot of people are asking you to delete, it's triggering for so many people, there are people that are fainting and feeling sick. Please, I'm begging you to delete it, delete right now.

lemon 🍋˚‧。⋆ @setting_moon · Jan 14

first shayden fic out! had a crazy stroke of inspiration last night so i wrote this in a couple of hours 🫠🫠

🤍 5k pwp, dt shane/sb hayden, spanking, exhibitionism, discipline, semi-public sex, humiliation
https://archiveofourown.org/users/setting_moon

2:23 PM · Jan 14, 2018


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lemon 🍋˚‧。⋆ @setting_moon · 1h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

Um hello?? What happened to don’t like, don’t read? The tags are VERY clear about what is in this fic. Do people not understand fandom etiquette anymore

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 1h Replying to @setting_moon

I do not care about you writing porn, I care about you writing porn about Shane fucking HAYDEN PIKE

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lemon 🍋˚‧。⋆ @setting_moon · 1h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

Like I said. Don’t like, don’t read.

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suki ⏾⋆.˚
@shanessopucky

mafia boss shane x broke college student hayden ⚔️

7:46 PM · Jan 13, 2018


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hayden pike's dandruff @CANTHAYDENTHIS · 1h Replying to @shanessopucky

omgggg I LOVE THIS IDEA!!! would u be okay if a wrote a oneshot based on this??

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suki ⏾⋆.˚ @shanessopucky · 1h Replying to @CANTHAYDENTHIS

of course! i'm not much of a writer i just like throwing around ideas 😅

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worst metros fan ever
@shaydencrumbs

has anyone considered... shayden omegaverse...

9:33 PM · Jan 13, 2018


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kiaraaa ♡ @justhollander · 1h Replying to @shaydencrumbs

alpha shane protecting omega hayden from the other aggressive alphas on the metros

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kiaraaa ♡ @justhollander · 1h Replying to @justhollander

alpha shane, who looks after his omega hayden after he gets rejected from his pack.

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kiaraaa ♡ @justhollander · 1h Replying to @justhollander

omega hayden, who gets rejected by his alpha because he can't birth him a pup, and he thinks he's broken… then he meets alpha shane, who instantly vows to take care of him. he quickly falls pregnant with his pups

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kiaraaa ♡ @justhollander · 1h Replying to @justhollander

omega hayden, who is in an arranged marriage with alpha shane, who he is told is cold and cruel... but on their wedding night, shane takes care of him 🥺🥺

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zahra 🍮 @helloshaney · 44m Replying to @justhollander

can you post some omega shane headcannons too…?

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emma
@emmmmmma122

omega bunny shane ૮꒰˶ ⁠❛   ˕ ⁠❛˶꒱ა

zahra 🍮 @helloshaney · Jan 13

can you post some omega shane headcannons too…?

11:54 PM · Jan 13, 2018


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zahra 🍮 @helloshaney · 1h Replying to @emmmmmma122

THANK YOU!!! THIS IS SO CUTE

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ghostie @ghostieonfire · 1h Replying to @emmmmmma122

Shane and Hayden, who are the only omegas on the metros, decide they don't need an alpha, they just need each other >.<

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roz on top 💯 @rozzysroz · 1h Replying to @emmmmmma122

That is a grown ass man with dick and balls

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 1h Replying to @emmmmmma122

hm... okay I will let this slide, as he is very cute

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Lily
@LilyHollander_1919

I am starting to regret being happy about the hayden pike app video. I did not think it would create thousands of people perfectly designed to torment me

1:20 AM · Jan 14, 2018


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smiles 🐈‍⬛ @hollanovlatte · 1h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

Thoughts and prayers 🙏 we are in this together oomf

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alaska @RARAROZANOV · 1h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

fr… what happened to my tl??? a few months ago we were laughing at shayden shippers

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Lily
@LilyHollander_1919

anyways.... does anyone have any of this ‘omegaverse’ writing but for Hollander and Rozanov? Ideally, where Hollander is the bottom

1:28 AM · Jan 14, 2018


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smiles 🐈‍⬛ @hollanovlatte · 1h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

I don’t think there are many fics where shane bottoms in general, but I can have a look for you!

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Alyssa! @Galaxygirl052 · 1h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

Here you go! It’s still a wip ,but I like it so far!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/21121410

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bella 🧸
@shanesfreckles

Ever since Hayden Pike created that stupid app all my socials have been filled with Shayden shippers. This is literally my worst nightmare. The only funny thing about this is the fact that most of them don't actually care about Hayden Pike, they just want to write yaoi about Shane and Hayden is the easiest person to do it with.

6:35 PM · Jan 17, 2018


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Casey 🌱 @pockeitgyu · 5h Replying to @shanesfreckles

If hayden didn't have a wife and kids, it would probably be even bigger… not that it stops many people these days

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jay @mtlmetrozzz · 4h Replying to @pockeitgyu

Yeah, I've seen people say that his kids are just his nieces/nephews acting for him or even REBORN DOLLS?? like wtf...

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carly 🍁 @hollanderz2424 · 4h Replying to @mtlmetrozzz

When you wanna ship a guy who has kids but you still think cheating is problematic so you have to think of a solution to make it wholesome

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ritu ᚐ♡ ᣟ݂ ݂
@bonerstorrie

Shipping people on the same team is boring anyways. I kinda ship Hunter and Shane cause they always look good when they play together on all stars. When they first played together in 2011 Shane seemed to always be looking up at him awe. It was so cute 🥺🥺

bella 🧸 @shanesfreckles · Jan 17

Ever since Hayden Pike created that stupid app all my socials have been filled with Shayden shippers. This is literally my worst nightmare. The only funny thing about this is the fact that most of them don't actually care about Hayden Pike, they just want to write yaoi about Shane and Hayden is the easiest person to do it with.

6:00 PM · Jan 17, 2018


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charlieee 🦦ྀི @admiringhunter · 1h Replying to @bonerstorrie

omgg yesss, and when Rozanov skated past them and chirped Hollander you could see him go pale... and then Hunter leaned over and said something to comfort him <333 theyre everything to me

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chiara @vaughnistormi · 1h Replying to @admiringhunter

Hunter has a boyfriend??

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charlieee 🦦ྀི @admiringhunter · 1h Replying to @vaughnistormi

Girl who cares

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Lily
@LilyHollander_1919

They are shipping ships that have never been shipped before

ritu ᚐ♡ ᣟ݂ ݂ @bonerstorrie · Jan 17

Shipping people on the same team is boring anyways. I kinda ship Hunter and Shane cause they always look good when they play together on all stars. When they first played together in 2011 Shane seemed to always be looking up at him awe. It was so cute 🥺🥺

7:00 PM · Jan 17, 2018


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mina loves shayjj @shayjjboiziau · 45m Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

Exactly. Shayjj on top!

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 40m Replying to @shayjjboiziau

This is not a safe space for you either.

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mina loves shayjj @shayjjboiziau · 36m Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

Okay then who do you ship with shane

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 30m Replying to @shayjjboiziau

I do not think you would like to know

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will
@willydagoatttt

I might be the only person on hockeytwt who doesn't think the players are fucking each other between games

7:00 PM · Jan 17, 2018


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cory h @yungandpucky · 3h Replying to @willydagoatttt

i thought i was normal for having that opinion until recently

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𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖𝕱𝖗𝖆𝖓 🗯️ @Watchout4frann · 2h Replying to @yungandpucky

Like, let's be real… 99% of NHL players are straight and probably homophobic too. Trying to date or hook up with another player would be super dangerous for the small percentage who are not. The actual gay players are dating normal guys who aren't involved in hockey at all, and even those guys are getting sent to play in Europe if they publicly come out unless they're smart enough to time their coming out at the same time as winning the Stanley Cup

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♏︎IA @scorpiomyse · 2h Replying to @Watchout4frann

lol yeah, if hunter came out even a year ago they would've shipped him straight to sweden and said he was a liability in the locker room and on ice

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matti jalo's left shoe @ilovemattijalo · 2h Replying to @scorpiomyse

This is making me depressed as fuck. Thank god being gay makes you good at hockey

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mj @mjskates221 · 1h Replying to @ilovemattijalo

>implying shane hollander is gay

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isla 𑣲⋆⚢ @lesbianhollander · 1h Replying to @mjskates221

well…

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val @valenthyme · 1h Replying to @mjskates221

You couldve picked any example of a non gay good player and you went with shane hollander???

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emma @emmmmmma1221 · 1h Replying to @mjskates221

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NHL
@NHL

ALL-STAR ROSTER CONFIRMED! 🌟
Introducing the Eastern Conference team for the 2018 #NHLAllStar Weekend in Toronto

9:00 AM · Jan 19, 2018


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SVN • 👽 • 🍉 • 🌈 @svntowers · 5h Replying to @NHL

oh god... i forgot that voting for this was open during hayden pike's random fanbase explosion

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marly dm me @BOSTONSBESTTTT_ · 5h Replying to @NHL

No Marly?? 😩😩

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karl @kjbrown_989 · 5h Replying to @NHL

Great. A bunch of brainhead Pike bunnies voted for this bs

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ᝰ.ᐟ๋࣭⭑🚬 @newyorkcigs_ · 4h Replying to @NHL

I hate being an admirals fan cause we have so many great players that I wanna see but we cant vote for all of them to be there 💔

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beauden 🏈⛸️ @maplebarretts · 4h Replying to @newyorkcigs_

just watch a normal admirals game??

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221bree @221bree · 3h Replying to @NHL

pike between lindberg and rozanov

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#1 Pike Fan @haydenpikedefender · 3h Replying to @NHL

Hayden at all stars… i have been waiting my entire life for this moment 🥹

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zee @heyyyyyzee · 3h Replying to @NHL

One day Hayes will be free of flopronto and he will actually get to go to all stars 🙏

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sav loves shayden 🌈 @2335healings · 2h Replying to @NHL

SHAYDEN'S FIRST ALL-STARSSS YIPEE

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CUP INCOMING 🏆🏆🏆 @TORONTOMUSTDIE · 1h Replying to @NHL

I enjoy seeing the progression of Luke Evan’s forehead slowly growing more and more every year

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jodie
@jodie_nya

No way we voted for PIKE at all stars 😭

NHL @NHL · Jan 19

ALL-STAR ROSTER CONFIRMED! 🌟
Introducing the Eastern Conference team for the 2018 #NHLAllStar Weekend in Toronto

12:00 PM · Jan 19, 2018


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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 1h Replying to @jodie_nya

They voted for him out of pity. He won't have another chance to go to all stars because he is getting put on waivers soon and getting sent to the AHL. So sad.

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jodie @jodie_nya · 1h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

What?? Is this true

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 1h Replying to @jodie_nya

I would never lie.

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leo
@shaydenhearts

HAYDEN AND SHANE AT ALL STARS YIPPEEE YIPEEE I KNOW THE HOTEL SEX AFTER THEY WIN IS GONNA BE SO CRAZY

NHL @NHL · Jan 19

ALL-STAR ROSTER CONFIRMED! 🌟
Introducing the Eastern Conference team for the 2018 #NHLAllStar Weekend in Toronto

12:00 PM · Jan 19, 2018


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lemon 🍋˚‧。⋆ @setting_moon · 1h Replying to @shaydenhearts

hmmm... ideas are brewing... ᝰ🪶

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sav loves shayden 🌈 @2535healings · 1h Replying to @shaydenhearts

WE WON

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MILO @MASSIVETWOTITS · 1h Replying to @shaydenhearts

u shippers r so fucking crazy lol

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Metros Montréal
@MetrosMTL

Shane Hollander et Hayden Pike ont été nommés au sein de Conférence de l'Est de l'Équipe d'étoiles de la LNH ⭐

Shane Hollander and Hayden Pike have been named to the Eastern Conference #NHLAllStar team ⭐

12:00 PM · Jan 19, 2018


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221bree @221bree · 2h Replying to @MetrosMTL

just cancel the whole thing

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laurent @toujourslesmetros · 2h Replying to @MetrosMTL

on t'aime, capitaine !!!we love you captain !!!

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Jane @rozanovgirl81 · 2h Replying to @MetrosMTL

I am excited to see Shane on a team with Ilya again :)

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 2h Replying to @rozanovgirl81

Yes, me too sweetheart ❤️

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Boston Raiders
@NHLRaiders

Hey Cap, you're an All-Star ⭐️

Ilya Rozanov has been named to the Eastern Conference team for the 2018 #NHLAllStar Game in Toronto 🍁

12:00 PM · Jan 19, 2018


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luc 🏒 @lucanov8124 · 1h Replying to @NHLRaiders

THATS OUR CAP!!!!!! ONE BILLION MORE ALL STAR GAMES FOR ROZ!!!

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carmichael's lost son @balmycarmy · 1h Replying to @NHLRaiders

happy for roz but was hoping marly or carmy would make an appearance too

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maeve @goatzanov · 1h Replying to @NHLRaiders

time to destroy those western conference losers #again

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just a dude
@justadude

Did the budget run out, why is the All-Star theme the same as last year lmao

2:00 PM · Jan 19, 2018


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paul @pauliegoalie83 · 1h Replying to @justadude

They got a lot of extra viewers from putting Roz and Shane on the same team as opposed to their usual marketing strat of making them rivals, so they decided to do it again lol. Also, it's convenient as a way to insert Pike into the mix too, as he's now randomly super popular (does anyone know how this happened?? It was like people started giving a shit about him overnight, and I know it's not because he did something impressive on ice). I suppose they could've also done this by having four teams with one from each division, but maybe they didn't think of that lol 🤷🤷

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💋🚬 @CHANELPRINCESSA · 1h Replying to @justadude

Maybe they wanted them on a team with Scott too so they could maximise their joint #slay

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hal 🥯 @bennettbeignets · 1h Replying to @CHANELPRINCESSA

Except several guys who are openly homophobic are on the team too 😭

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violet @_SPIDEYSENSES_ · 1h Replying to @bennettbeignets

kent and barrett: yes we’re gay, yes we’re homophobic. WE EXIST!

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luc 🏒
@lucanov8124

imagine if instead of kpoptwt it was nhltwt and it's from russia and you had girls all over twitter being like "stream the 2017 tampa all stars hollanov helmet kiss" and posting pictures like this being like "OMG Илья Григорьевич Розанов LOOKS SO CUTE"

12:00 PM · Jan 20, 2018


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mia ⋆ৎ˚ @hollanovsfilm · 30m Replying to @lucanov8124

luc u literally do this everyday…

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luc 🏒 @lucanov8124 · 27m Replying to @hollanovsfilm

girl whatever… I am just excited for more hollanov together at all stars again 😔

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mia ⋆ৎ˚ @hollanovsfilm · 24m Replying to @lucanov8124

pike is gonna ruin it lol

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luc 🏒 @lucanov8124 · 23m Replying to @hollanovsfilm

don't remind me of him. that's literally homophobic...

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Metros Montréal
@MetrosMTL

Est-ce qu’il y aura des partisans des Metros ce week-end à Toronto? 🍁

Any Metros fans heading to Toronto this weekend?

#NHLAllStar

5:00 PM · Jan 27, 2018


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Jean-Philippe Renaud @JPRenaud1984 · 5h Replying to @MetrosMTL

Yes!!! Thank god Toronto isn't far from Montreal so we can just drive there 😆

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amélie @freakyslapshot · 3h Replying to @MetrosMTL

c'est poche 👎👎

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morgan 🎧🏒 @morglt2813 · 1h Replying to @MetrosMTL

i wish, will be watching from home instead :(

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Looks like it will be raining most of this weekend... Perfect time to stay inside and watch some fun games!
Ready to take on All-Stars Toronto tomorrow!! 🏒🥅

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LilyHollander_1919 3h

Pike… nobody wants to see your snapchat stories in two places. One is already too much

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Excited to watch!!

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shaneyyyyyyy 2h

i’m so excited!!!! I cant wait to see you goof around with shane :D

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what exactly happens at all stars?

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@ElevatedCupcakeExperience kinda just a fun event to see a bunch of the most skilled players show off their skills and all play together :)

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Metros Montréal
@MetrosMTL

Shane est là!

Shane's here!

#NHLAllStar

11:00 AM · Feb 2, 2018


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ace @m0ntrealtimbitz · 3h Replying to @MetrosMTL

dude is a machine on the ice and a sexy prince off it, insanely lethal combo

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JEAN! @INTHEPITT__ · 3h Replying to @MetrosMTL

NOBODY WAS GONNA TELL ME HOLLANDER WAS THIS HOT????????

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boston's worst pr manager @stsimoaner · 1h Replying to @MetrosMTL


I just met Shane for the first time, and wow… he's somehow even more attractive in person. I totally understand how he wins the Hottest NHL Player every year! Made me question whether or not I liked dudes for a minute there 😰

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 5m Replying to @MetrosMTL

красивыйbeautiful

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ghostie
@ghostieonfire

sometimes i get kinda jealous of hayden cause wym you get to be with the cutest guy in the world?

12:02 PM · Feb 2nd, 2018


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kiaraaa ♡ @justhollander · 1h Replying to @ghostieonfire

his greed knows no bounds

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angelina @hayyaoi_3535 · 1h Replying to @ghostieonfire

i NEED to be in the middle of a shayden sandwich 🥵

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olive ♡
@OlivesTheCat

Do you think they're gonna run a line with Hayden and Roz as Shane’s wings at all stars?

2:00 PM · Feb 2nd, 2018


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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 1h Replying to @OlivesTheCat

I will literally kill myself do not even joke about that

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 1h Replying to @OlivesTheCat

Pike is getting demoted to zamboni driver

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penalty king
@rozattry

Roz playing on Hollander’s right wing when he's normally a center and STILL showing up Pike ☠️ He cant keep up with the both of them, im crying lmaooooo

11:20 AM · Feb 3, 2018


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Andy S. @andreasmith76 · 2h Replying to @rozattry

Carson was the left wing on the Hollander-Rozanov line at last years all star game and the same shit happened to him too ☠️ but the fact that Pike is his actual linemate on the metros makes this 1000x funnier

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joey @joeyjoe222 · 1h Replying to @rozattry

Okay, I mean this is still an all star game. Pike probably isn't taking it too seriously, unlike Roz and Hollzy, who are the two most competitive people on planet earth

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penalty king @rozattry · 1h Replying to @joeyjoe222

Hm fair point… still funny asf tho

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niamh
@OTTAWHATTT

It's times like these where I thank god that Hollander and Rozanov were in the same draft class… imagining them somehow ending up on the same team is terrifying

2:10 PM · Feb 3, 2018


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harley ✶⋆.˚ @SHERRRRMAN_ · Replying to @OTTAWHATTT

Whatever team they’d end up on together would get 5 straight cups 😭

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hockey polycule theory
@MALUNE111

HUNTLANDERANOV???? IN 2018???

2:10 PM · Feb 3, 2018


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tara 🦕 @tayradactyl · 3h Replying to @MALUNE111

okay so this is 3 people standing next to each other at a work event...

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wiremu @wiremurongo1995 · 3h Replying to @MALUNE111

Shane just happy to be there

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​🇳​​🇪​​🇵​​🇹​​🇺​​🇳​​🇪​ ♓︎⋆˚꩜。 @piscesthinker · 2h Replying to @MALUNE111

Scott and Ilya are both in separate relationships

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Finn @raidersnightmare · 2h Replying to @piscesthinker

Ilya doesn't have a gf???

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​🇳​​🇪​​🇵​​🇹​​🇺​​🇳​​🇪​ ♓︎⋆˚꩜。 @piscesthinker · 2h Replying to @raidersnightmare

Yes he does. Her name is Svetlana Vetrova, and they've been together for a few years. They literally get photographed together all the time, and they're in a somewhat open relationship. It's basically an open secret. She's even in some of the Raiders' WAG chats for a while

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 2h Replying to @piscesthinker

Okay, yes, maybe they have fucked a lot, but they are not dating. They have never dated. They have just been friends for a very long time.

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gay hockey jesus 🏒 @SHUNTERLUVRR21 · 2h Replying to @piscesthinker

Weird asf to be dropping the full name of some random girl who knows Rozanov

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hockey polycule theory @MALUNE111 · 2h Replying to @piscesthinker

Yall straight up writing fanfiction in my comments ffs 😭

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#lovewins 🏳‍🌈⚣❄︎ @puckthinker1 · 2h Replying to @MALUNE111

MIND YOU, YOU STARTED THIS BY TWEETING ABOUT SOME HUNTLANDERNOV NONSENSE.

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hockey polycule theory @MALUNE111 · 2h Replying to @puckthinker1

Touche… but also I'm doing it in a fun way. That other person is dead serious

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alaska
@RARAROZANOV

Bad day to be a Shayden shipper!

3:25 PM · Feb 3, 2018


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sav loves shayden 🌈
@2535healings

RECENTER SHAYDEN.
#SHAYDENISREAL
#SHAYDENSEXY
#SHAYDENISBEAUTIFUL
#SHAYDENHEALINGS
#SHAYDENENDEDFLOPZANOV
#ANDHUNTERGATHERER

5:52 PM · Feb 3, 2018


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wren ♰ @forkedtongues_ · 43m Replying to @2535healings

baby put the phone down

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@carolinaskies

Shayden endings but at what cost…

6:07 PM · Feb 3, 2018


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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 1h Replying to @carolinaskies

I am still not sure which is the worst ship out of Shayden, Huntanov, or Huntlander.

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chai ☕︎ @HUNTLANDERY · 1h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

What's wrong with Huntlander??

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 1h Replying to @HUNTLANDERY

I don't support dinosaur Scott Hunter snatching the young and beautiful Shane Hollander from his mother’s cradle. However, Pike is a million times worse and does not even deserve to be in the same room as Hollander. Unfortunately, fate is cruel, and they have somehow ended up on the same flop team. I'm sure Hollander’s mother wept when she realised that her precious son was sharing a line with bambi on ice. Very, very cruel.

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chai ☕︎ @HUNTLANDERY · 1h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919


Omg what is ur problem

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 1h Replying to @HUNTLANDERY

? Hunter, obviously

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Ilya Rozanov
@TheIlyaRozanov

Yes the rumours are true. I recently participated in a charity event with Hollander at All-Star. We granted a wish to an elderly man who wanted to meet real NHL stars. @ScottHunter21 it was so nice spending the day with you 😘

6:35 PM · Feb 3, 2018


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Scott Hunter @ScottHunter21 · 1h Replying to @TheIlyaRozanov

Thanks Roz. I'll be sure to mention you in my speech after New York wins the cup again this year 👍

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ᝰ.ᐟ๋࣭⭑🚬 @newyorkcigs_ · 1h Replying to @ScottHunter21

The girls are fightinggggg

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rhea ⋆✴︎˚。⋆ @HATESSSEX · 1h Replying to @newyorkcigs_

I hope they fuck it out 😍

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Jane @rozanovgirl81 · 1h Replying to @HATESSSEX

ENOUGH.

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JAY!
@steezyyjay

Is anyone else still sad that the NHL isn't allowing its players to compete in the Olympics? I wanted to see Shane lead Team Canada to the gold medal this time 😭

3:32 PM · Feb 9, 2018


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unnnnh @skateaway422 · 2h Replying to @steezyyjay

I KNOWWWW its so sad cause we knew the NHL were gonna do it for years but the reality of it hadnt really hit me until now :(

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David @KAZ2Y5 · 2h Replying to @steezyyjay


I think you mean another gold medal for Team USA 😜but seriously, it's really disappointing. I understand why the NHL don’t want their players to go, but being able to play at the olympics is such a great honour, and a lot of these guys are going to miss out on it for no reason

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daisy ˚˖𓍢ִ໋❀ @vukovicfleur · 2h Replying to @steezyyjay

WYM NHL PLAYERS ARENT ALLOWED IN THE OLMYPICS I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE MAKSIM PLAY FOR CANADA WTFFFF 😭😭

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𑣲y @yaylahockey · 1h Replying to @steezyyjay

I’m so sad too… It's not really a showcase of international talent if none of the top players from the US or Canada can play. Plus, a lot of the best European players are in the NHL too… just lame

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lucky .☘︎ ݁˖ @FLOWERBOIII · 1h Replying to @steezyyjay

It makes me feel really bad for Rozanov cause he doesn't get a chance to redeem himself from Russia’s terrible performance in Sochi

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Shanelle ⛸️🍁
@VIVALAVIRTUE

Since NHL players aren't allowed to compete in the Olympics this year… let me introduce you guys to my favourite Canadian skaters…TESSA VIRTUE AND SCOTT MOIR!!!

5:49 PM · Feb 9, 2018


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Shanelle ⛸️🍁 @VIVALAVIRTUE · 2h Replying to @VIVALAVIRTUE

They're ice dancers, and they won gold at the 2010 Olympics & silver at the 2014 Olympics (which they totally should've won gold but I digress…). Pls go watch some of their programs!! They're both amazing

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daphne @daphne_zhang · 2h Replying to @VIVALAVIRTUE

Oh wow, I just watched a bunch of their programs. Their chemistry is crazy??? Are they together or just friends??? Cause PHEW I could not be just friends with a guy after a performance like that 😅

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Shanelle ⛸️🍁 @VIVALAVIRTUE · 2h Replying to @daphne_zhang

Neither… they're something much worse…

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lemon 🍋˚‧。⋆ @setting_moon · 1h Replying to @VIVALAVIRTUE

This kinda reminds me of something 🤔🤔

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Go Team Canada 🍁 we are rooting for you guys from home! !
Ready to take on All-Stars Toronto tomorrow!! 🏒🥅

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Team Canada for Gold!!! 🏅🏅

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LilyHollander_1919 3h

Don't act so sad Pike, they were not going to invite you either way

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We aren't winning shit without NHL players :(

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@addisonmetrosfan I mean you’re not wrong, but we have a bunch of other really good Canadian athletes competing in other sports like figure skating, skiing, snowboarding, etc! The Canadian women’s ice hockey team is also AMAZING

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lemon 🍋˚‧。⋆
@setting_moon

figure skating au for the olympics!

would you bleed for me?

🍋 20k oneshot
🍋 figure skating, secret Relationship, established relationship, outing, angst with a happy ending
https://archiveofourown.org/users/setting_moon

7:19 AM · Feb 16, 2018


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sav loves shayden 🌈 @2535healings · 3h Replying to @setting_moon

oh my god!!!! i love waking up to a new 20k word oneshot from my fav author!!! i love u sm lemon

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bun ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎♡ @shanebunny · 3h Replying to @setting_moon

okay wow i just finished this. i cant believe i got so emotional over these two as figure skaters... you write them both so beautifully

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lemon 🍋˚‧。⋆ @setting_moon · 2h Replying to @shanebunny

Thank you so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it :)

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 2h Replying to @setting_moon

You know it is fanfic because Pike would never go to the Olympics in real life

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lemon 🍋˚‧。⋆ @setting_moon · 2h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

I am seriously going to block you if you don't stop commenting weird shit about my fics.

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 2h Replying to @setting_moon

Okay, I am sorry (( would you ever write about Hollander and Rozanov?

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lemon 🍋˚‧。⋆ @setting_moon · 2h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

Maybe, but I won't make any promises.

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The Olympic Games
@Olympics

What an incredible #IceHockey match! Team #USA takes the gold medal in a shootout against Team #CAN 🥇🥇
#PyeongChang2018 #Olympics

4:00 PM · Feb 22, 2018


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nate @gowhales__ · 30m Replying to @Olympics

LETS GOOOO 🦅🦅🦅🦅 WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER!!!

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Leanne Robinson @thehockeymomma · 29m Replying to @Olympics

Shootout was total BS.

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Nancy K. @nancykleinUW · 25m Replying to @Olympics

congrats girls!!! another gold for the US ❤️🏅

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Shanelle ⛸️🍁 @VIVALAVIRTUE · 17m Replying to @Olympics

Gutted for Canada, first time we won't get a gold medal for hockey in a long time (cause the men aren't winning shit either). Congrats to the women of Team USA!

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The Olympic Games
@Olympics

Team #OAR takes the gold in Men's #IceHockey with a 4-3 victory over #GER! What a fantastic match! 🏆
#PyeongChang2018 #Olympics

5:00 PM · Feb 25, 2018


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Лев Козлов @russianraider · 3h Replying to @Olympics

Вперёд, Россия!! 🐻🏒 Let’s go, Russia!! 🐻🏒

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washington warrior @washingtonwarrior · 3h Replying to @Olympics

russian team wins finally!

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настя @iceprintsessa · 3h Replying to @Olympics

Лучшие 😎😎 The best 😎😎
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john @johnmctavish1239 · 1h Replying to @Olympics

they should not have been allowed to compete

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Lily @LilyHollander_1919 · 1h Replying to @Olympics

Это должен был быть я
It should’ve been me

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scott is always right
@ihatenewjerseysm

usa men's hockey finishing in 7th place omfg 😭 my goat scott hunter would’ve got us another gold medal

6:20 PM · Feb 25, 2018


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rozanov endings @metrospartymtl · 1h Replying to @ihatenewjerseysm

even canada only got bronze ☠️☠️

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krisha @buffaleauuu_ · 1h Replying to @ihatenewjerseysm

Thank god the women's team did not disappoint USA GOLD BABY 🥇

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CEO of Hockey RPF
@nichehockeyyaoi

VOTING IS OFFICIALLY CLOSED!!!
Results will be up in a few hours!

CEO of Hockey RPF @nichehockeyyaoi · Sept 5

THE OFFICIAL NHL RPF SHIP POLL IS BACK FOR 2018!!!
Vote for your favourite ship/s!
The voting form is OPEN NOW and closes on March 1st at 11.59 PM EST
www.docs.google.com/forms

12:05 AM · Mar 2, 2018


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sav loves shayden 🌈 @2335healings · 20m Replying to @nichehockeyyaoi

shayden sweep incoming

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luc 🏒 @lucanov8124 · 15m Replying to @nichehockeyyaoi

this year hollanov is making the top 10, i swear on my signed rozanov jersey

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maksim vuković glazer @flippersup4vukovic · 13m Replying to @nichehockeyyaoi

im scared to see the results cause what if shayden is #1 😭😭

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CEO of Hockey RPF
@nichehockeyyaoi

POLL: Top RPF Ships of 2018!

1. Shayden (Shane Hollander x Hayden Pike)
2. Huntlander (Scott Hunter x Shane Hollander)
3. Rozleau (Ilya Rozanov x Cliff Marleau)
4. Huntanov (Scott Hunter x Ilya Rozanov)
5. Sarwin (Darwin Travers x Aleksandr Belkin)
6. ShayJJ (Shane Hollander x JJ Boiziau)
7. Hollanov/Shilya/Rozander (Shane Hollander x Ilya Rozanov)
8. Vaunter (Scott Hunter x Carter Vaughn)
9. Lindwood (Sam Wood x Felix Lindberg)
10. Karrett (Troy Barrett x Dallas Kent)

 

10:00 AM · Mar 2, 2018


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CEO of Hockey RPF @ nichehockeyyaoi · 1h Replying to @ nichehockeyyaoi

#SHAYDEN overtakes #HUNTLANDER for the first time ever to become the #1 top NHL RPF ship of 2018! Huntlander was the previous #1 ship in 2017

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CEO of Hockey RPF @ nichehockeyyaoi · 1h Replying to @ nichehockeyyaoi

#ROZALEAU still going strong at #3!

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CEO of Hockey RPF @ nichehockeyyaoi · 1h Replying to @ nichehockeyyaoi


#HOLLANOV moved up 6 places from #13 to #7, no doubt gaining popularity after they played on the same line for the first time at the 2017 All-Stars

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CEO of Hockey RPF @ nichehockeyyaoi · 1h Replying to @ nichehockeyyaoi

#SERIC (Scott Hunter x Eric Bennett) drops out of the top 10 for the first time in almost a decade, along with most of Scott’s ships dropping in the polls. This is likely due to people becoming #SKIP fans after Hunter came out as gay with his boyfriend Kip Grady

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Lily
@LilyHollander_1919

Terrible ships Huntlander and Huntanov finally flopping in the polls. And no, I do not want to talk about the elephant. In 2019 we will vote Hollanov for best ship and I will maybe forgive you all.

CEO of Hockey RPF @nichehockeyyaoi · Mar 2

POLL: Top RPF Ships of 2018!

1. Shayden (Shane Hollander x Hayden Pike)
2. Huntlander (Scott Hunter x Shane Hollander)
3. Rozleau (Ilya Rozanov x Cliff Marleau)
4. Huntanov (Scott Hunter x Ilya Rozanov)
5. Sarwin (Darwin Travers x Aleksandr Belkin)
6. ShayJJ (Shane Hollander x JJ Boiziau)
7. Hollanov/Shilya/Rozander (Shane Hollander x Ilya Rozanov)
8. Vaunter (Scott Hunter x Carter Vaughn)
9. Lindwood (Sam Wood x Felix Lindberg)
10. Karrett (Troy Barrett x Dallas Kent)

 

10:32 AM · Mar 2, 2018


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marly dm me @BOSTONSBESTTTT_ · 1h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

how does hunter still have so many ships in the top 10 despite having a public boyfriend

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suki ⏾⋆.˚ @shanessopucky · 1h Replying to @BOSTONSBESTTTT_

multiple other people on this list have gfs and WIVES, he is not special

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jenna! troy barrett’s defense lawyer @lstyrswshs · 1h Replying to @LilyHollander_1919

how people look when they still ship hunter with other nhl players in 2018

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Lore ⋆✴︎˚。⋆ .ೃ࿔*: ݁・
@Hoezanovv

Kent somehow making the list despite the fact that he has publicly made so many bigoted comments and liked plenty of fucked up tweets too

11:00 AM · Mar 2, 2018


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jii @westcoastfilms_x · 1h Replying to @Hoezanovv

Look, I know a repressed bisexual man when I see one. I've hooked up with enough

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Lore ⋆✴︎˚。⋆ .ೃ࿔*: ݁・ @Hoezanovv · 1h Replying to @westcoastfilms_x

I mean sure, but it's still weird to actively ship him with someone and write fanfic about a guy who went on a coke rant on twitter after gay marriage was legalised in the us

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astraeus ★
@azziesolaris

How is Hollanov so low?? Look at the material!!! There is no way they haven't explored each other's bodies AT LEAST once

1:05 PM · Mar 2, 2018


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astraeus ★ @azziesolaris · 3h Replying to @azziesolaris

Even Huntanov is above it?? Wtf??

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luc 🏒 @lucanov8124 · 2h Replying to @azziesolaris

Last year it didn't even make it into the top 10 lol, but we are slowly gaining more #enlightened hollanov shippers

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meg 🍒 @bblrozzie · 1h Replying to @azziesolaris

idk but hockeytwt has been plagued with shayden shippers in the past month so they probably were botting the polls 🙄🙄

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maya 📷 @jadesrozanov · 1h Replying to @azziesolaris

don't worry guys i have a bunch of hollanov fics in my google docs rn, i'm about to bless everyone

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CEO of Hockey RPF
@nichehockeyyaoi

Shayden stats in July 2017 vs February 2018

1:25 PM · Mar 2, 2018


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Lily
@LilyHollander_1919

I am watching Shane's documentary again to heal from the events of this month. He is so beautiful. I miss him so much.

2:12 PM · Mar 2, 2018


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Hayden Pike
@HaydenPikeOfficial

Hey guys! You can now request personalised videos from me in The Hayden Pike Official App!!. Requests can include anything from birthday messages, asking for advice, congratulating you on major milestones, or just saying any of my signature catchphrases! Personalised videos are $49.99 and can be requested in the fanmail tab of my app ☺️

11:15 AM · Mar 3, 2018


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S0ulsz. | 🍸 @S0ulsz54 · 1h Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial

lol what is your signature catchphrase?? jackie is pregnant again??

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dan ⛸️🍁 @hollandersleftskate · 1h Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial

If you need money, you should just ask Shane, since he is apparently your star-crossed lover now.

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𝜗ৎ 𝔳𝔞𝔩 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ.ܸ՞𐦯 @valentinyle · 1h Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial

WHO on earth is paying YOU $50 for a video

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gray @graysocoollike · 1h Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial

yoooo I don’t have a lot of money right now, but hopefully I can save up for a custom video soon

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B. @bugified_222 · 1h Replying to @HaydenPikeOfficial

OMG @haydenpikedefender YOU NEED TO REQUEST A VIDEO ASAPPPP
OMG OMG YESSSS HAHAHA I JUST DID!!! IM SO EXCITED

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#1 Pike Fan @haydenpikedefender · 1h Replying to @bugified_222

OMGGG NO WAY IM REQUESTING ONE RN

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Lily
@LilyHollander_1919

FUCK YOU HAYDEN PIKE.

1:21 PM · Mar 3, 2018


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I wasn't sure if I was going to do a part 2, but I ended up writing WAY TOO MUCH stuff, so there will probably be a part 3 coming eventually since most of that is already written. Sorry if anyone who's subscribed received an email for a new fic before this... I accidentally published my draft of this fic while trying to add it to a hidden collection for my betas lol.

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