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  1. Summary

    Welcome to the Broken Tomarrymort Telephone!

    Back in March, during a discussion about the then-newly formed Exquisite Tomarrymort Corpse (coming soon! So exciting!), a few of us decided to play a game of Broken Telephone -- passing a whispered word or phrase around a circle, with it often evolving into something quite different as it goes from person to person.

    In our version, the starting person received a secret prompt and wrote a fic based on it. They then created a prompt for the next person by summing up what they had written in a single sentence -- with the caveat that their prompt couldn't use the same words as the prompt they were given. This continued through twenty-six (26!) different authors and artists, each adding their own flair and creativity to the exercise.

    Which brings us to now! We're wrapping up the creation part, so it's time to start sharing it with the world. We hope you enjoy what we've created -- we certainly enjoyed making it.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    As captain, Harry Potter is eager to lead the Walpurgis Academy Knight's soccer team to their first ever championship victory. However, on the way to their final match, the team's plane crashes in the dense wilderness where they are forced to fight for their survival.

    Alliances are formed. Secrets are unveiled. Outcasts become kings.

    Falling in love with Tom Riddle might save Harry's life, but is living truly worth descending into darkness?

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    15 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Chapter 2 as of 10/15/2025. Enthralling!

  2. Public Bookmark 38

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    When Harry Potter is eight years old, he and his family move to desolate backwoods town called Salazar, Kentucky.

    Harry is sure he'll be miserable there. That is, until he meets Tom Riddle who becomes his best friend and the love of his life.

    But as much as Tom and Harry are meant to be together, there are forces equally determined to drive them apart. This might lead them to doing something desperate.

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    19 Oct 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Chapter 1 as of 10/19/2025. Absolutely gorgeous, utterly novel, a must read

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    As an Auror specializing in serial killers, Harry's work can be pretty intense, and the recent killing spree from the infamous Voldemort hasn't made it any easier.

    It's a good thing he's always got his stable marriage with his loving husband, Tom Riddle, to keep him sane and safe.

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    03 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gorgeous, so enchantingly written with such intriguing plot points. Finished.

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    “You did something to Dean!” Sam exclaims, backing up and pointing in accusation.

    “Correct!” Cas says excitedly. “I removed Dean's inhibitions regarding his frequent desire to kiss you. Now whenever he feels the urge, he simply does so, and has no memory of it afterwards. It's my gift to you!”

    In which Cas does not understand the meaning of "gift", Dean has selective amnesia, and Sam is confused as hell.

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    14 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    > You see something coming towards your head out of the corner of your eye, you duck, Sam, and when your brother licks at the seam of your mouth you open up and let him in and suck on his tongue like a whore, you understand me?

    Unbelievably sweet.

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Alfred is obsolete, so he no longer needs to remember things.

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    16 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    So pretty.