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r/offmychest - I'm addicted to my girlfriend.

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Leon took to Reddit to confess about his six-year obsession with his girlfriend.

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r/offmychest

[CONFESSION] I'm addicted to my girlfriend (REddit.com)
submitted 8 days ago by rookiepolicedog123

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I'm addicted to my girlfriend.

I (M27) am too obsessed with my (F30) girlfriend.

Six years. Six fucking years, and I still can't get her out of my head. Not for a second. Not when I'm awake, not when I'm asleep - hell, even when I'm supposed to be working, she's right there in my damn head.

She's too smart, too funny, too lovely, too fucking hot - and I'm just some pathetic bastard who's obsessed with her. My coworkers and friends keep telling me it's just the honeymoon phase, but five years in, and I'm still like a goddamn lovesick puppy. I cry like a damn idiot just remembering the way she looks at me sometimes. And yeah, I said it. I cried. Don't fucking laugh.

This morning, I was making coffee, and she stumbled out of the bedroom half-asleep and yawning like a cat. I couldn't resist - had to kiss every inch of her face. Watching her do her makeup in the mirror? Fuck, my heart does a backflip every time she catches my reflection and smiles. And of course, she's good at everything. Chess? Please. I can't beat her to save my life, but I love it when she teases me afterward, kissing me like I'm some prize she won at a shooting range.

Sometimes I feel like an idiot putting her favorite mugs on the top shelf (she's shorter than me), so I'm the one who has to grab them for her. I think she knows it's on purpose. She just smirks, hugs me from behind, and suddenly I'm hard as a fucking rock. A single innocent touch on my arm or thigh, and I'm screwed. Gotta jerk off twice a day just to keep from losing my goddamn mind. And when she sends me lewd voice messages or nudes during a meeting? Christ, I can't focus for shit. Had to walk out of an important presentation once and quickly masturbated in the bathroom stall because she sent me a selfie of herself in lingerie. My boss thought I was sick and sent me home. Little did she know.

Came home, and she acted like it was no big deal. Safe to say we spent the next six hours making the neighbors hate us.

I'm this close to proposing (carrying the ring around for a year now), but her job keeps her traveling. Next week, though. She's back from Europe, and I'm done waiting. Bonus? I've been secretly learning her native language for two years just to surprise her. Also, so I don't keep screwing up the ingredients at the Asian market like a clueless idiot and bring home the wrong chili oil.

I'm fucked. Completely, hopelessly fucked with how much I love her.

 

EDIT: SHE SAID YES!!! I'm the luckiest bastard alive; I could cry! Really appreciate all the nice and encouraging comments!

 

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Notes:

I was inspired by this one Reddit post I saw about a guy being too addicted to his girlfriend and found it cute.

Might make this into a mini-series because I have too many headcanons that don't always make it into my fics.

Gonna call it REddit posts (oh how fucking clever, I know...).

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