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Penelope hates all the suitors. They are all so different from the kind and gentle husband she loves and from the sweet son she had raised. She hates the brutal and violent ones like Eurymachus, and the false and sycophantic ones like Amphinomus, because, in the end, they all represente the same thing: her love had not returned to her.
She held them all in equal disdain, until Antinous outshone them all.
He became her most persistent suitor, showering her with compliments and lingering longer than he should near the royal family.
But was it really her that the man wanted?
Or, the one where Penelope thinks Antinous is trying to win her over, when he’s just trying to make his future mother-in-law like him.
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The monster under Will's bed calls himself Hannibal. He has lived there since Will was old enough to have a bed. He is very smart, and Will likes him very much. He protects Will's dreams, wakes him when he has nightmares. He embraces Will with shadows that black out the morning light when dawn comes, and sings soft songs that Will doesn't know.
Will doesn't know what he looks like, because he refuses to reveal himself, even when Will peeks his head over the edge of his bed and tries to catch a glimpse.
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guard down by illicitly
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Nov 2023
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“I feel like I’ve told you this before,” Satoru sighs eventually, still refusing to meet Suguru’s eyes. “I don’t— trust other people to touch me.”
Suguru lifts an eyebrow. “You don’t trust me?”
(or: Suguru just wants to touch Satoru without the barrier. Despite not allowing himself to be touched in years, Satoru lets him.)
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- Part 1 of blue aurora
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“There wouldn’t be any drama if you wanted someone like me.”
As Robert stopped, his heart slammed against his ribcage. “I’m sorry?”
Sonar circled Robert and stopped in front of him. “You heard me, Robby. It’d be a hell of a lot less hassle than dealing with those two. Besides, they looked like they were getting along with each other back there."
Robert swallowed heavily, his attention locked on Sonar’s shoes. “This isn’t a very funny thing to joke about, you know.”
“I never said I was joking.”
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Robert’s dancing (begrudgingly) with an old superhero friend of his to avoid making a scene had he turned him down. The stares from around the ballroom, the camera flashes from nearby reporters, said superhero’s hands a bit too close to his waist all irritate him to no end.
Meanwhile, Flambae’s watching from the edge of the room, flames curling around his knuckles.
Prism whispers, “You plannin' to torch the next guy who asks him to dance?”
“Depends on who he dances with next,” he growls.
Robert catches his eye across the floor—and with a pleading look—mouths, 'Behave.'He doesn’t.
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A place for Feral Bird Bobert fics to reside.
Main/base fic: Completed
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Smile HD by twoflower33
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Something Is Knocking At Your Door (ThatMob)
22 Jun 2026
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Something is coming in three days.
And it did.
But what if it didn't turn out quite as expected?
Basically: Would things be different if Twixxel joined the game much much later?
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Tonight You're On My Mind by Shak31tup
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, FaZe Clan, core - Fandom
10 Jun 2026
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"You can't do that."
"Do what?"
"Act like you care."
(RE-UPLOAD)
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He shook his head, thoughts immediately racing to denial. They were just teaching Mike how to swim, it was a fun stream segment was all it was, nothing more.
And yet when he looks up to see Marlon stepping out of the pool with Mike on his shoulders, he begins to second guess. Because he sees the wide grin on Marlon's face with Mike laughing hysterically above him and thinks that maybe he could get used to seeing this all the time. It's the way that his lips immediately curve up into a smile at the two, the way that Marlon’s looking at him and he doesn’t know if he’s seeing things or not.
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Arias Arguitrez was a bastard. He was a moron for dragging Osora into the guard baths, he sucked for riling Osora up, and he was a jerk for making Osora ask for more than kisses, even after he was the one that riled Osora up! Arias was, without a shadow of doubt, the absolute worst.
That was what Osora told himself anyways, as Arias’ hand slid down the front of his pants and into his underwear.
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an interpretation of what happens between chs. 41 & 42 in the guards’ bath
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Consuming you whole by UhhOh_17
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
27 Jan 2026
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Every single path he'd ever taken was never a surprise, it was expected. Provoking emotions he wasn't fond of, never ones positive.
But this, this singular route, the one he devastatingly anticipated- it made him feel good, it made him feel wanted. Perhaps it was in the heat of the moment, but merely watching Avery slip his chest-plate off felt pleasurable.
Derlord didn't want to think anymore, all he wanted to do was consume. Devour Avery like he'd been starved all his life- it was all he wanted to do.
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Anthropophobia by Anony_mousie
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
31 Dec 2025
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“You want to throw my laptop off a cliff.”
“Or smash it. Or set it on fire. Or all three. We can workshop it.”
There’s another quiet laugh, but it doesn’t quite stick the landing. Avery hears the hesitation creeping back in, curling around the edges of D3r’s voice like fog.
“In person,” D3r says, not quite a question.
“Yeah,” Avery says easily, like it doesn’t make his stomach flip. “In person. I wanna meet you.”
The words hang between them.
He watches D3r’s character on screen because it’s easier than imagining D3r’s face doing whatever it’s doing right now. The avatar doesn’t react, of course. Just stands there in the pixelated grass, the moon casting a pale square light over his shoulders. Avery imagines he can see tension in the way the model is angled, which is ridiculous, but he’s very good at projecting onto blockmen at this point.
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- Part 4 of Philophobia
- Part 1 of Apeirophobia
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I’ve Never Felt Like This Before by FlowerCitti for osy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
21 Jun 2023
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He turns to Peter abruptly when he mutters something smart under his breath, his arms crossed and brows raised as Miguel instinctively bares his fangs—
And then Parker’s finger hooks over his teeth, his mouth twitching into an exasperated smile. Miguel freezes, eyes wide as Peter doesn’t pull away, shaking Miguel’s head with the finger caught behind his teeth, sighing as if in disappointment. Like he’s holding the teeth of a large predator and is completely unfazed by it.
(Or, Peter and his unconventional ways of calming Miguel down.)
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- Part 2 of “Non-Canon Events” (Miguel x Peter Fics)
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If Soap weren't completely in love with one Simon “Ghost” Riley, he would probably kill him.
He might still do. He hasn’t decided yet.
To be fair, he’s still in shock. It all happened so suddenly.
OR— Ghost, back from a six day mission, collapses from exhaustion in the middle of a conversation with Soap. It's about as pathetic as it sounds.
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‘Cause you’re Hot then you’re Cold by moonlightcondo
Fandoms: School Bus Graveyard (Webcomic)
21 May 2024
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Tyler Hernández is a motorcyclist. Aiden Clark is his backpack. Smut ensues.
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we're just here alone (i better find you first) by jurassicqueer (kukurosaki)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Apr 2024
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Dabi stumbles past him, bumping into the wall and turning to him with a strange expression on his face. The door shudders in its frame as it closes behind him. Hawks takes a deep breath- the first one he’s had all day, it feels like- because Dabi is in front of him, unhurt, and there is a clear barrier between the two of them and the others.
Or: Hawks gets hit by a bullet that enhances the neatly buried parts of his animalistic quirk. Dabi is the recipient of his, uh, desire.
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Based on imagine-hannigram's prompt:
Imagine Will calling Hannibal’s cell phone after he’s incarcerated just to hear Hannibal’s voice on his voicemail.
Imagine Will leaving Hannibal voicemails about how he wishes things had turned out differently. Imagine Will spilling his heart out to Hannibal’s voicemail, assuming that the man himself will never hear them.
Imagine Hannibal listening to these messages.
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Eddie is surprised and unprepared to learn that his alien boyfriend has a mating cycle.
AKA Local Sweaty Millenial Get Fuckin Wrecked by his Large Alien Ink Monster
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Exactly 365 days after Odysseus got back home, Poseidon receives an offering.
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These two are so cute together. I love a sweet and caring Odysseus with a thoughtful Poseidon!
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