Fake Babies- Children that aren't Children
Reincarnation, Self insert, Time travel, changelings, ect.
Works where someone (or something) that isn't a child ends up in the body of a child. This collection is largely for mostly fluffy fics where poor souls attempt to raise or get accidentally (or deliberately) adopted by these not-childen.
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Changing universes, getting superpowers, and merging mind and soul with a homeless orphan child isn't terribly dramatic or difficult. The parts before that really aren't all that much worse. Unfortunately, that's only the beginning for poor, unfortunate, Jacqueline Colere. Being small and adorable is a pretty good superpower, as is being mostly capable of making good decisions. And healing powers are pretty great, even if they’re also pretty useless in a fight. She even has good people skills (sorta) and surprisingly good knowledge, maturity and planning ability for a fourteen year old.
Now if only the universe she’d arrived in wasn’t a horrible, horrible mess in all sorts of ways, and maybe if she’d actually so much as heard of the story she’d supposedly been shoved into, things would be great.
Well, in comparison to her current situation, anyway. By this point, she'd take it.
Orderly has a TvTropes Page: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/Orderly
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- Part 1 of Orderly and Related Works
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Rin: Got hit by Truck-kun and reincarnated. I know, I know, so cliche. How about you?
Obito: I don’t know what’s going on, but I’ve got to get back. They gave me a week to accept the job offer and I’ve been here seven years now.
Kakashi: I’ll save you all this time. Then I can retire in peace.
Minato: I need more alcohol.Team Minato, featuring not one, but two OC-inserts, a time travelling Kakashi, and Haymitch, I mean, Minato.
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[Update stalled. Reconfiguring….] by Vodkassassin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Oct 2025
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Waking up to the same message every day is exhausting. Ming Fan tiredly opens his eyes, stands up, and prepares for the day.
His martial family all watch him very closely, preparing for the inevitable event in which he once again falls back to sleep without warning.
It’s the same… always the same…
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To Murder a God by scripturiented
Fandoms: 어느날 공주가 되어버렸다 | Who Made Me A Princess (Webcomic), 백작가의 망나니가 되었다 - 유려한 | Trash of the Count's Family - Yulyeohan
02 Sep 2025
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Cale finishes the rest of his lemon tea. “Do we have whiskey?”
“We’re sixteen,” Athanasia reminds them, her voice dull with exhaustion. She still has her head on the table.
“Wrong." Cale waves a dismissive hand. “Nobody here is sixteen.”
Wordlessly, Lucas starts a summon, and the nearest vintage bottle zooms toward them from who knows where. Athanasia gives no more protests.
“Bottoms up.”
Or, alternatively: Cale Henituse, the tragedy of two too many forced transmigrations, and his plan for deicide.
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"What the hell happened? I'm fuckin' tiny!" All Jason had on was his Wonder Woman shirt from earlier, and that was just barely staying on. Jason slumped against the wall, feeling the frustration bubble in his chest. He was tiny, injured, confused, nearly naked, and alone in an alley. This wasn't good.
"I found him!" a voice shouted at the same time as light showered over Jason from above. He looked up quickly in shock. He knew that voice.
'You have got to be kidding me.' Jason thought. The light lowered slightly and he saw the smiling face of the one and only Officer Dick Grayson above him.
More Batfamily members shall appear later on!
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Noelle knows fiction from reality, but it seems like the universe cares little for such differences. There is no possible way to end up as a random child in a random city without the reasoning being that she's finally lost her mind.
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26 Oct 2025
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A teenager who has a ton of random traumas is transmitigated into gotham as a roughly 4 year old body. Things get only get stranger from here. For one, she's a girl but she's got a boy's body. For two, she has a perfect blend of dick greyson and Jason todd's DNA. Someone's been messing around with cloning and now there are two very unlikely fathers and a very smitten Bruce Wayne.
The MC is roughly 4 years old.
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Ask The Ghosts if Honor Matters by AimeeLouWrites
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Final Fantasy XV, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
07 Feb 2024
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Cloud stands in the ashes of two dead worlds and breaks. Even with Sephiroth finally dead, there's no victory. There's nothing but a shattered man in a ten-year-old's body. Still, he can't die yet. He has to repay as much of his debt as he can. Becoming a weapon to protect the weak is easier than being a person, anyway.
It's really too bad that so many people end up disagreeing with him about what he's good for.
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- Part 15 of Divine Comedy
- Part 5 of Sunshine in the Celestial Spheres
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“So…” Luther’s irritating gaze weighed on Diego as he rounded the car. “You came?”
“Of course I fuckin’ came,” Diego grumbled.
Luther called. Did Diego want to come? No. Did he want to bundle Five into a car and drive nine hours to see the whole damn family? Also no. Did he want to say hi to his mom? Yes.
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- Part 2 of No Then Only Now
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Shadows of Yesterday by Barefoot_mouse
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
13 Dec 2025
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“Dick…”
Right. He needed to focus.
“Little Wing?” Dick’s tone lost the harshness to it, as if sensing that Jason was teetering on the edge. He could always tell when Jason needed the grounding. He always knew. Could feel it from a mile away.
“Dick, I think…I think you have a son.”He closed his eyes, surrendering to the darkness. He forced his heartbeat to slow, and an eerie calmness washed over his thoughts. The last image that flickered through his mind was Aunt May’s lifeless eyes.
Peter hoped he wouldn’t wake up again.