Alfred! Fetch the Batdoption Papers for Damian!
Fics in which Damian adopts someone (usually Danny or Tim - often age reversal or Reverse Robins) - or where he gets adopted by someone other than/in addition to Bruce (usually (one of) the other Robins)
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In desperate need of a vacation, Danny has Clockwork turn him into a five year old so that he can have the childhood he never got.
Soon, five year old Danny finds himself running wild in Gotham only to be kidnapped by some weird teenager in a costume who decides that Danny is going to be his son.
What's Danny to do but accept this new weird guy as his new dad and become a super cool crime fighting vigilante with his new adopted family who have no clue he's a two thousand year old ghost king?
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What are brothers for?
(Or: some minor dimensional travel, pseudo-kidnapping, and a whole lot of meddling.)
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The Best Laid Plans Of Tim Drake Oft' Go Fucking Awry by quotidian_void
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
26 Sep 2024
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Wow, what doesn't happen in this fic?
There are Amazon Prime packages delivered to Batman from Red Hood in the form of a bloody and beaten Robin. This makes Bruce, Dick, Barbara and Alfred SAD. Tim sees that it makes them SAD and decides that he does not like them being SAD and he needs to get Jason back in the family and cure him of his Lazarus Pit Menty Bs (mental breakdowns).
So he comes to the only logical solution: meet Talia Al Ghul.
But Good Dad Bruce Batman does not like that so Tim does the only other logical thing: quit being Robin (by accident).
Then he goes to meet with Talia Al Ghul.
And he comes out with an assassin son.
So now Tim has to raise a homicidal bratty 10-year-old Damian along with running and hiding from the Bats while trying to cure Jason of his green eggs and ham rages and get the family back together.
Oh hey! What's that there in the distance! *zooms camera*
"J0ker waz HeRe 🤡"
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25 Sep 2024
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Two Nickels: Tim & Talia (adoption) chaos
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Burning my transgressions (yet keeping the ashes close) by wolf_underneath
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
12 Dec 2025
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Glancing from his hands-tiny and small, unnatural and wrong- to the rest of his body.
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He’s clad in green, soft sleep robes-old familiar ones- and the realization hits him along with immediate denial.
He has to see.
He stumbles towards the closet where he remembers the door being a reflective sheet of gold-a garish, hideous thing- and stares at his reflection.
Bright green eyes and a ridiculously pudgy youthful face stare back at him.
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How-To's For Ex-Assassins by Sassaphrass
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
05 Jan 2020
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04 Feb 2024
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The Talon isn't really human anymore, but that's okay because Damian's never liked humans that much anyway.
In which Damian decides to adopt the Talon as another stray, and the Talon decides that former child assassins need to stick together.