Crack Fics : The Collection
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“You know Sumsum, I’m not paying you a hundred bucks a minute to sit there and fucking update your basic ass Instagram.”
“Isn’t enough I have to hear Morty call you ‘grandaddy’?"
“Holy shit, Summer, keep that going. He just tightened up," Rick moans.
And that was another sound that Summer never wanted to hear.
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- Part 1 of Crack Fics : The Collection
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“Holy shit, I’m so thirsty," Morty announces.
“So those aunts and uncles I poured in your mouth weren’t enough?”
“Rick!”
They all struggle not to roll their eyes when Morty calls his name like he’s actually scandalized.
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- Part 2 of Crack Fics : The Collection
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"Whaddya know," Rick says, voice breaking a little from the pleasurable discomfort. "You actually feel big in this size, Morty."
"Shut up. It's just because you’re tight."
Morty slides in deeper until he’s bottomed out inside of Rick. He stops for a while, taking deep breaths and probably stopping himself for letting loose then and there.
"Holy shit, I don't want to cum. I don't want to cum-" the boy muttering under his breath in panic.
"What was it that they always say? Think of your grandpa?"
"Not helping," Morty laughs shakily, a beautiful sound that warms Rick's heart. "My grandpa's sexy as fuck."
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Because sometimes it's Rick who needs to be held, and who can do it better than anyone but the one and only Morty Smith?
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- Part 3 of Crack Fics : The Collection
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Little Rick's Master Plan To Get Into Morty Smith's Pants by stardustwhiskeyhoney
Fandoms: Rick and Morty
08 Jun 2022
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He skateboards to Morty's house every afternoon. Morty of course indulges him and goes with him to his 'adventures' which consists of both of them getting into trouble all over the town and mostly Morty just babysitting him.
It's the most fun Rick has had in his short life. Someone listening to him about his inventions. Someone else's eyes lighting up in interest and wonder and not in horror when he presents his newest gizmo of the week.
He straight up changes his plans from making Morty his exclusive boyfriend to his future wife because why the fuck not?
Rick has found his life partner and everything was going into plan.
He was sure nothing was going to get in his way.
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- Part 4 of Crack Fics : The Collection
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"Morty aren't you uh," Rick mutters, coughing theatrically in the middle of the sentence, eyes flitting everywhere in the perimeter of the front door. Looking at everything but Morty's face. "Aren't you forgetting something?"
"I thought you said we can only do that in the garage..."
"Fine," Rick says, pretending it is when it's obviously isn't. "If you're gonna be like that, be like that."
Morty sighs. He was almost out of the house, backpack on his shoulder and doorknob on his palm. It's rare for Rick to remind him of anything, to ask him of anything, so he lets his hostile defenses crumble down and spins, going up on his tippy toes to reach the older man and give him the sought after kiss - a chaste one, a kindergartener's peck on the cheek.
"I'm still mad," Morty whispers in front of the lapels of Rick's lab coat. "But I might not be later."
"Then fucking hurry up with school and get home fast,” Rick whispers back.
Morty buries his smile in his sternum. "I will, Rick."
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- Part 5 of Crack Fics : The Collection