The Magenta Planet (and other faculties to inspect)
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An Irken who remembers being someone else does her best to not be too involved with the Irken empire.
She just wants to manage her facility and stay in her lane.
But she has to get her height taken like everyone else, but then she can go back to her planet and not deal with this again for the next thirty cycles.Series
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Pinq didn't have the option to turn the invitation down, but she could be the least interesting person at the party.
Too bad that by itself draws the dual attention of the two newest members of the 'Upper Class'.
And while she only sees them as a pain, they see her as an opportunity.Series
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Pinq, upon receiving an invitation to the Elite Test, remembers how Zim had ruined Tak's life by getting her stuck in a Pod because he broke a vending machine.
She tries to see if she can change the future, while still staying far away from the danger Zim brings.
Pinq makes her attempts to controlling her fate, but then she's stuck on Devastis until the test is over.
She might as well go watch it, right?
It's not like she'll run into anyone important or anything.Series
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Pinq, in an attempt to distract herself from everything, cooked way too much food.
If she sends the food to Red and Purple, then it will only be taken as her putting them in her debt, right? It wouldn't be weird at all for her to send them some care packages. That's totally normal.
Right?Series
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Almighty Tallest Miyuki dies in a lab accident that kills many others.
Toot does not deal well with her death.
He deals even less well with what happens after.Series
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Tallest Miyuki is dead. Long may Tallest Spork's shadow fall.
But Tallest Spork only reigns for a year before Red and Purple become Tallest! And they're nowhere near tall enough!
Do the boy's hit a growth spurt or . . . does something happen to every Irken between them and the title?
But that's none of Pinq's business. They will become Tallest somehow, one way or another.
(. . . but isn't even Pinq taller than them right now?)Series
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The early-mid days of Pinq being in the army.
Pinq is having a hard time adjusting, going from Comfortable isolation in her own personal kingdom to the bottom of the heap on a crowed army ship.
But it's okay, Red and Purple called dibs.
And have no problem reinforcing that to the rest of the ship.Series
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You can't spend every wakening moment of a single cycle fighting a war against a galaxy.
Here's some of what happens in Pinq's time as a solider during her downtime.Series
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Pinq can't keep going into Autopilot every time she gets overwhelmed during a battle, but there's no way to fix her.
Not without a professional, the proper tools, and Pinq being unconscious for the whole process.
Or Red could do the adjustment with his claws while Purple pins a conscious Pinq to their very public bunk in the barracks.
But Pinq's not that desperate, right?
(She is.)Series
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They were pinned down, none of their weapons could damage the aircrafts attacking them, and there was nowhere to run.
But Pinq has a plan, and if she doesn't live through it? Well, then that's just how the story was meant to go.
How long can an Irken last without their PAK?
(10 minutes.)Series
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Why are there so many short irkens? Isn't anyone feeding them?
(Tallest Pinq answers both of these questions.)Series
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Tallest Pinq calls a meeting, but Tallest Spork's former advisors do not respect her, and she cannot afford to let the Massive be turned into a war ship.
But when she's the 'least' of the Tallest, how can she make them respect her?Series
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Red, Purple, and Pinq take an Invader's mission completed report.
There are many ways to Invade a planet, and sometimes a gentle approach can be the most devastating.
Also, Irkens are unable to have normal relationships.
Also, why do Irkens have prisons if they just kill everyone?Series
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What happens when you give the Irken race the ability to put videos up for their entire race to see and rate?
This.
You get this.
(. . . it's a good thing Pinq's too busy to watch these things.)Series