you can run away with me anytime you want
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passing cars and caution signs by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
22 Nov 2024
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When Bard has to pick up a business partner for a meeting in London, he does not expect it to be such a dashing gentleman.
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the thought of you is wrapped around my neck (and i'm choking) by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
29 Nov 2024
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It wasn’t Feren’s fault of course. How was he supposed to know that the very apples that made this juice came from the farm of the man who had a death grip on Thranduil’s limbic system?
~ or: Thranduil visits Bard's farm to get him out of his head. It doesn't work.
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a panic in the bloodstream (yet you bring me peace) by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
06 Dec 2024
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“Bard.” Thranduil took both of Bard’s hands in his and looked him deeply in the eyes. “Please don’t leave me alone with those people.”
~ or: Bard and Thranduil are at a hotel opening and have to hide their blossoming relationship. It mostly works.
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sticky (just like the song in my head) by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
13 Dec 2024
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“Would you like to go for a swim?”
“It’s November,” Bard stated with raised eyebrows.
“The pool is heated,” Thranduil shrugged.
“Of fucking course it is,” Bard muttered under his breath.
“So?”
“I didn’t bring any swimwear,” Bard pointed out.
“So?” Thranduil repeated, this time with a suggestive grin. Bard could hardly believe that this was the same man who had not even an hour ago been nervous about the both of them sleeping in the same bed.~ or: Bard visits Thranduil in Birmingham and makes good use of the rooftop pool.
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please promise that you'll always have time for this by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
20 Dec 2024
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They both marvelled at the dark burgundy colour of the wine as Bard poured it into the glasses. Thranduil held his carefully with two fingers and his thumb on the stem and swirled the contents expertly before inhaling deeply. He hummed contently and leaned back into the sofa with his eyes closed comfortably. “That really is an exquisite wine.”
“What, you thought I’d lie to you?” Bard complained.
“No,” Thranduil said lightly, “But I could not rule out incompetence.”~ or: Domestic bliss with Thranduil, Bard, Sigrid and Tilda.
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i tripped and fell in the wishing well by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
27 Dec 2024
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Nine-year-olds can be challenging on their own but pair one with a herd of unruly goats and you'll be well and truly fucked.
Bard learned this the hard way.Series
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when you talk it’s in cursive to me (and it’s nicer than anything i believe about me) by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
03 Jan 2025
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“You have reading glasses?” he asked incredulously.
“I have just said so,” Thranduil replied surly.
“Since when? I’ve never seen them.”
“I have had them for a while.” Thranduil grimaced, obviously not too keen to talk about this subject. “But I do not wear them very often.”
Bard nodded knowingly. “Because it will ruin your vampiric aesthetic and people will know you’re not immortal.”
Thranduil swatted him on the arm.Series
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you know i’d make the time (i’m just waiting on your green light) by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
10 Jan 2025
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Thranduil rolled his eyes with a pained smile. “I wish I could just say no but you know how they say… business relations are the most important relations.”
“Certainly more important than this one,” Bard blurted out bitterly.
Thranduil froze and stared at Bard who in turn seemed fascinated by a loose thread he was pulling from his sheets.
“You must know that is not true,” Thranduil said hoarsely. Bard shrugged again and kept playing with the loose thread.
“Seems like it,” he said quietly.Series
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in my dreams i was in your arms (and i slept there for a lifetime) by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
17 Jan 2025
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This was the last encouragement he had needed. “Alright. Oh God, okay."
He ran his fingers through his hair nervously and got stuck halfway through. Grimaced. “I should brush my hair.”
“And maybe trim that beard,” Bain suggested tentatively to which Sigrid nodded vigorously. She eyed his joggers and added: “And put on some real pants.”
“I was going to put on real pants,” Bard grumbled.
“Just making sure,” she grinned, “You’ll have to look your absolute best.”
“No pressure then.”~ or: It has taken the efforts of five children and one fed-up event planner, but Bard is finally on his way to speak to Thranduil.
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thistles and daisies (please don’t say maybe) by lost_or_dead
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms
17 Jan 2025
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“Da, we’re gonna go see the goats, yeah?” Sigrid asked over her shoulder, already half out of the gate.
“Just don’t set them free this time,” Bard called back, not even opening his eyes. He and Thranduil were sitting on the terrace, glasses of fresh lemonade on the table, enjoying the sun. Thranduil chuckled and Bard squinted at him, half blinded by the light, half by his boyfriend. “What?”
“I just remembered the time they did set the goats free,” Thranduil explained, “Can you believe that was almost a year ago now?”
Bard hummed. “Time flies.”Series
- Part 10 of you can run away with me anytime you want