How to Train Your Dragon 101

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2026-05-02
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2026-05-02
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Welcome, adventurers.
So, you’ve found yourself a dragon. Maybe it started with too much staring, suspicious protectiveness, and the odd realization that this particular dragon seems far more interested in you than in acting normal. Maybe you saw the horns, the scales, the instincts, and the emotional repression and thought, yes, this seems manageable.

If so, welcome to How to Train Your Dragon 101.

This guide is here to help with every inconvenient draconic behavior your problem dragon may display, from protective instincts to possessive ones, from nesting to hoarding, from hovering constantly to pretending he is not one minor inconvenience away from spiraling because you were out of sight for seven minutes.

Inside, you will find observations, warnings, and advice for handling a dragon who has decided you are precious. Results may vary. “Training” may involve very little actual training and a great deal more patience, affection, and convincing your dragon to communicate like a person.

Above all, remember this: if your dragon has chosen you as his treasure, you are already in too deep.

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