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    Luigi never really thought about how bowser looked when he was first captured, more afraid of dying than anything else at the time. But now that he's trapped in the koopa king's palace a second time, he's starting to get a better look at the draconian creature, turns out, he's exactly the taller twins type...

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    Rod is nervous about his first date with Ricky
    but Nicky has a suggestion to help him overcome his fear

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    During a game of truth or dare, Richie dares Mike to kiss Stan, arousing various emotions in Bill. And a new kink in Richie.

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    Arizona Robbins wakes up one day with a penis. Crackfic taken seriously.

    (Edited the day I added chapter 5: it is now less crackfic, more… serious story lol. Still sexy and dumb though)

    (Edited just after posting chapter 17: it has a plot now. I don't know how it happened, but THERE IS NOW A PLOT)

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    Astarion is oh so very eager to get down and dirty with Karlach and no longer beats himself up when things go awry. However, things going awry is still bloody annoying! And it happens /so much/ that Karlach has started anticipating it occurring, even when things are still proceeding as planned. Grr! How to fix this? Some good ole fashioned communication is in order, time to start strategizing! Sex strategizing, soldier! Turns out blow jobs are a thing he doesn't have much experience receiving, nor her giving. Time to experiment!

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    literally it is just an x reader of sucking tommy off in a club bathroom :)
    my first time ever posting smut or any fic whatsoever so pls be very nice to me

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    “You wanna measure it yourself, Kaspbrak?” Richie growled, and Eddie could feel the heat radiating off him, could smell the salt-sweat clinging to his skin.

     

    Eddie arched an eyebrow, fingers curling into the fabric of Richie's t-shirt, twisting it just enough to make him hiss. “Wouldn't be much of a challenge,” he murmured, dragging his gaze down Richie's body with deliberate slowness. “Bet I could wrap one hand around it and still have room to spare.”

    or: eddie jokes saying richie's cock is small, richie proves him otherwise

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    Sunny and Madotsuki's parents marry and they become siblings. It goes about as well as you think it would. A series of vignettes about how it goes...

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    “I believe you have been sexually active throughout your life?”

    Aldo was genuinely amazed at how Vincent maintained an even tone. He briefly looked at Thomas, who most definitely was the source of this information. Thomas swallowed and covered his hand with his own.

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    Цей фанфік пишеться з відчуттям ненависті до математики.

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    Alicent’s eyes widened at the confession.

    “That’s—“

    “Too much?” Rhaenyra’s eyes were quick and sharp, but also gentle as she searched for Alicent’s gaze.

    Alicent shyly shook her head, still biting her bottom lip.

    “No, not at all. I wish I knew my next door neighbor was so hot.” She murmured, testingly glancing up at Rhaenyra.

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    “Should we be doing this next to Annabeth?” he mumbles.

     

    “Shut up or you can blow yourself.”

    or, luke will never find a girl like thalia again.

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    • Part 1 of tl
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    Макс Ферстаппен тает, как карамель между голландскими вафлями, от простых слов на русском. Даня Квят сводит его с ума.

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    Michiru, Haruka, and Setsuna want another kid.

    They've decided against artificial insemination, and they've decided Mamoru will be the "Donor"

    Trouble is, Haruka Tenoh has volunteered to carry the child.

    And 100% of her idea's about how heterosexual sex should go are based on the ultra hardcore porn she watched.

    Michuru could have corrected her. But she's decided it would be funnier if she didn't

    And now Mamoru Chiba is about to become the punchline of Michiru's prank.

    Just to pour salt into the wound. Usagi asked if she could watch. And Michiru said yes. Leaving zero possibility of Mamoru ever pretending this night didn't happen

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    Bill just isn't getting the satisfaction he usually does from doing it with kids, So Epstein sets him up with his most loyal customer- Donald Trump!

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    "Quinn's the older brother, the mature one, the responsible one. He shouldn't have let it happen. He knew better, and he let it go too far. He fucking failed Jack, failed them both."

    -

    or: Quinn feels guilty

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    Both Maglor and Amroth were thought to be lost to the sea. But what if they survived--and found each other?

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    Nicholas has this smug expression on his face that Euijoo wants to wipe off so bad ever since the day his ragebaiting worked on him.

    He hates how only Nicholas can rile him up and bother him with just his words.

    And it doesn’t help that the guy also looks hot while trying to get on his nerves all the time.  

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    After spending decades at someone's throat, when all the anger burns away, what do you do when the ashes feel like love? Can you trust the hands cupping your face, when they've curled around your throat just as easily?

    Jayce, despairing and tired, throws himself a two person party as he prepared to shut Hextech down for good. But when the Machine Herald arrives, reconciling between them might not be as easy as just kissing it better.

     

     

    Written for Bottom Jayce Week, Machine Herald day

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    Rin keeps leaving Sae death threats on sticky notes. Sae keeps taking them as love letters.

    It was supposed to be fake dating. Then fake marriage. Then—whatever this is. Petty sabotage, towel theft, bathwater disasters nobody talks about. The kind of joke that runs too long and turns into something you can’t laugh off anymore.

    Rin wants proof Sae isn’t perfect. Sae wants Rin—even if it kills him.
    And yea, maybe the marriage was fake. But the way Sae loves him? That’s the part that doesn’t stop. Not even when the lights go out.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    52
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    74
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    9
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