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Please Don't Tell My Parents I have A Robot Sister by KingOfCringe
Fandoms: Please Don't Tell My Parents I'm a Supervillain - Richard Roberts, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
21 Sep 2025
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*NOTE: This is a standalone.
Penny Akk had a plan. Penny Akk always had a plan.
For the past six months, she had lived a life of sin and criminality right under the noses of her Hero parents as Bad Penny, head of the Inscrutable Machine, the infamous tween supervillain team. But she's always known she had been living on borrowed time. Her Mom - the renowned Audit - would always find out eventually.
So she came up with a zany scheme: Make a more moral robot version of herself - with a literal Heart of Gold - to be Bad Penny for a while so they could stage a fight and break the news straight after. So they could have her parents think she could have gotten away with it and yet confessed anyway. To trick them into thinking she was the responsible daughter they thought she was.
It failed.
Now Penny finds herself grounded and alone, wondering if her parents even care about her anymore. But the Heart of Gold - the bot she made as a prop - lives on, now free of the purpose of her creation. She has a mind of her own and wants to seek her own identity and, in doing so, may bring the Cape Community around her to its knees.
(Or: What if Robot Penny didn't steal Penny's body at the end of Book Four)Series
- Part 2 of The Capesmere
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Marsh Silas IIIS: This Lodge is Best by AmbroseVox
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer, WH40K - Fandom, 40K - Fandom, Warhammer 40k
21 Sep 2025
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The Vellanian Campaign draws to a close and the Kasrkin of the proud 10th Regiment celebrate their victories, promotions, and rewards. It is a time of swilling amasec and dart games in the soldier halls of the newly rebuilt capital city of Ebba. Marsh Silas and his companion Seathan Hyram, now company commanders, enjoy the prospect of reforming their units for the battles ahead.
However, the war is not over yet. New threats arise both in Ebba, in the countryside of sprawling maize and wheat, and even in the great freshwater ocean. Marsh Silas, Bloody Platoon, Avalanche Company, and the whole of 1st Battalion of the Red Banner Regiment prepare to finish off the remnants of the Ork invaders and finally restore peace to a rebuilding Vellania.
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- Part 5 of Marsh Silas
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I Keep Recalling Things We Never Did by chappellroansgf
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
19 Sep 2025
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For years, Kaladin and Adolin have shared dreams of each other—dreams Kaladin forces himself to forget—without knowing the other’s identity.
But before they can even meet, Moash convinces Kaladin to help him assassinate the King and his family, setting events in motion that could ruin everything before it even began.
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Moash had won.
He’d broken it.
He’d broken the only thing Kaladin had ever let himself want.
And then the final words, the ones Kaladin had feared above all, came like a death sentence.
“I’m glad you’re here, Kal,” Moash said quietly, “You’ll get to see it. What I should’ve done from the start.”
His voice was cold and certain.
“Maybe you’ll even help me. Just like you promised you would.”
The world cracked around him.
No. Stormfather, no. Not him. Not Adolin. Please.
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Cosmere Chronoverse High by EJBenson for OncillaPhoenix
Fandoms: Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Mistborn - Brandon Sanderson, Wax and Wayne Series - Brandon Sanderson, Warbreaker - Brandon Sanderson, Elantris - Brandon Sanderson
19 Sep 2025
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All the Cosmere characters are inexplicably at a school together. Predictably, shenanigans ensue.
Join the characters of Brandon Sanderson’s Cosmere as they navigate through teenage high school life. There’s everything a typical high schooler needs: Drama and gossip, getting in and out of trouble, fighting with magic and weapons, and even an attempt to overthrow the principal. Don’t forget, of course, the cosmere related classes, including but not limited to: Dueling, Realmatic Theory, Art, and Investiture.
*Expansion of OncillaPhoenix’s version of Anachronistic Cosmere High*
*I do not own the Cosmere or any of these characters. All rights go to Brandon Sanderson.* -
Aka Hoid is forced into the spiritual realm while in a terrible mental state (it doesn't go well) by 341N
Fandoms: Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
18 Sep 2025
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Snap!
Something broke and all he could think was, shit! A force dragged him forward straight into the perpendicularity.
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How on Earth did Hoid not get pulled into the perpendicularity when Lift and Gav did from the vents
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Timey-Wimey Tales of Worldhoppers and Wisecracks by humiddragonslayer
Fandoms: Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Doctor Who (2005)
17 Sep 2025
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What happens when one well-travelled near-immortal known only by a pseudonym meets another?
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The Cost of Life by 341N
Fandoms: Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
16 Sep 2025
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Hoid is not actually as heartless as he would like to believe and if it costs him something then how will he react if he couldn't recover by himself
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Hoid uses his Dawnshard and it has major drawbacks on his health and needs to recover
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Back in business, with the first two chapters refurbished!
“I want you to handle a big mission, something important.” And this is the perfect opportunity, because, how hard can capturing one teenager be? It said. It left another sour taste in Adolin’s mouth to think about how the leader of the storming rebellion was barely an adult. But, this was the perfect opportunity. He could prove himself to his father- no matter how ‘easy’ the mission may be.
Kaladin is the leader of a rebellion and Adolin is personally charged with taking down said rebellion and dispatching Kaladin.
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Kaladin is attending the Ivy League Kharbranth University as a premed student. Modern-ish (mid-2000s) AU with no magic or spren (our world) just our favorite characters (Kaladin, Shallan, and Adolin) meeting/navigating college together. Think Stormlight with more girl-boy drama and lots of misunderstandings/miscommunications because I love that shit. If you're a millennial, get ready for some nostalgia. Especially where emo music is concerned because in my heart Kaladin is the OG emo kid. You can expect lots of typical millennial teenage angst/feelings/drama/pining/firsts and my typical crack-ish innuendo-laden prose. Also, we will be using ‘storms’ as a swear word because it's part of my vernacular.
Monthly-ish updates.
Updating tags as I go.
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His muscles felt shaky and weak. He was going to hurt tomorrow but today he was going to sleep hard. He shut his eyes before he collapsed face-first onto his bed but his eyes almost immediately snapped open again.It smelled like her. His pillow, the sheets, his blanket. It all smelled like Shallan. He felt like he was surrounded by her. He wished he was surrounded by her. Fuck.
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Hoid's Spectacular (and entirely accurate) Puppet Portrayal of the Lord Ruler's Defeat by BubblesKat, DragonSaphiraReads
Fandoms: Mistborn - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
06 Sep 2025
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Come one, come all! Come, gather round and witness the spectacular (and entirely accurate) story of how the Ascendant Warrior killed the Lord Ruler, told by the magnificent puppeteer Hoid!
“And his decently good sidekick!”
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Adolin's family finally go back to their summer shack, the summer is just starting and he can't wait to get back on the waves. Enter Kaladin, a new employee at the local yacht club. Even if he keeps hearing about all the rumors surrounding the Kholins, he can't help but be intrigued by the infamous skirt-chaser, Adolin.
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Or, Adolin and Kaladin meet on a summer day and fall into each other's orbit.
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Wit was being weird. Kaladin wanted answers. Now Wit is being even weirder. Kaladin no longer wants answers.
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Different Paths, Different Oaths by LucentRhythm
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
29 Aug 2025
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There are four that we watch.
The child, wearing a soldier's helmet to hide his broken heart.
The king, who longs for peace even as he avenges his father and uncle.
The executioner, who carries out law and justice, while questioning what is right.
And the assassin, truthless but seeking truth, turning her back on everything she thought she knew.
One of them may destroy us. One of them will redeem us.
Speak again the hallowed oaths.
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I wanted to explore the possibilities of moments in Stormlight that could have gone very differently! Little tweaks that change major events. Some main characters from the original work could be dead or unimportant, and others who died or had minor roles are now the main characters. I hope you enjoy! Journey before destination.
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Shallan drags Kaladin along with her to meet an off-world contact at Urithiru's most popular dance club. Things go a little sideways when something gets slipped in their drinks - but perhaps Shallan can convince Kaladin to have some fun anyway.
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- Part 8 of They Carried Gravity
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Hunger by 341N
Fandoms: Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson
28 Aug 2025
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TW: Eating Disorders
Hoid is hungry. Jasnah is confused. Ashe tries to play nice. Taln acting like the Herald he is.
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“Please no,” Renarin said. “I don’t even want to know what your bedtime stories are like.”
“Several hours long and full of gruesome murders,” Wit said brightly. “Perfect for a child. Isn’t the whole point to give the little bastards nightmares?”
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If you know where to look, there are discreet places a man can go to be serviced by someone anonymous.
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Adolin's life ends so surely and suddenly, he's left reeling.
Fortunately, there's someone in a very similar boat as him. And room. The same room, perhaps.
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Askr's Radiant by Shurikens_Miner
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson, Fire Emblem Heroes, Fire Emblem Series
19 Aug 2025
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Ten days before the end of the world. Kaladin and Szeth were supposed to travel to Shinovar. But a strange Investiture ruined that plan. A Stranger in a strange land, Kaladin has to deal with the strange world of Zenith, with its nobles that use spears, its red eyed commanders, and its impossible Surges.
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- Part 1 of Einerjar
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Shards of a Union by pretchatta for primeideal
Fandoms: Stormlight Archive - Brandon Sanderson, Cosmere - Brandon Sanderson
16 Aug 2025
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Wit tries to piece together accounts of a historic wedding gathered from the guests, since he himself unfortunately could not bless the happy couple with his presence.
Many years later, his resulting ballad is given the highest of honours: mangled beyond recognition through successive recitals by Dougs.