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He’s about to pull the ad completely from everywhere he’d posted it a little less than a week after it had been up due to both a lack of patience and an unending well of self-deprecation that he could dip his rope-tied bucket into for the rest of his life but he decides to check his email one last time just to make himself feel worse. Amongst the spam and reminders from his bank (also junk) he spots a message sent early that morning with the subject line: LOCAL GIRL LOOKING TO HAVE SOME FUNZ AND GAMEZ (NOT SEXUAL). Phil almost deletes it without reading further than that. Of course it would be just his luck to have the only reply be from some bot or prankster but after staring at it for far too long he figures he might as well get a depressing chuckle and some new material out of this absolute mess.
Ania turns out to be very real and genuinely interested.
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After the Stand Up To Cancer event, Greg takes care of Alex.
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- Part 120 of Taskmaster Collection
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How Long Has This Been Going On? by exboyscout
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
12 Dec 2025
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Greg takes care of Alex after The Horne Section’s How-Long-Athon.
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What it came down to was this: Greg hated killing Alex but loved when other people did it for him.
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- Part 1 of From the Darkroom
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This fantasy, this fallacy, this tumbling stone by DalekLetoEndeavour
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
12 Dec 2025
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Alex in Diana's revenge dress
Greg get's to unwrap his present.My first attempt to write actual Taskhusband fanfiction
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- Part 1 of holy nights of smut
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Alex is awarded a special cuddle from Greg himself. Greg himself is awarded a (late) mid-life crisis. Rachel is an instigator.
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12 Days of Phil Ellis by WaterCoolerDreaming
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
12 Dec 2025
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12 Snapshots from the life of Phil Ellis, when his teenage crush, Reece Shearsmith, comes to enjoy being worshipped.
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A Taskmas Carol (Cunt) by WaterCoolerDreaming
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, British Actor RPF, Inside No. 9 (TV) RPF, The League of Gentlemen RPF
10 Dec 2025
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Reece Shearsmith wasn’t heartless - he loved many things, a lot of them dearly. The word Cunt, mainly. But Christmas? Reece Shearsmith hated Christmas.
When he’s roped into spending Christmas Eve with the Series 20 gang, a peculiar dream involving House Queens & life revelations helps the old Scrooge to see what’s right in front of him. A lanky clown from Preston.
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Tangled Thread (Inside My Head) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
10 Dec 2025
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‘People think, or more realistically assume, that I hate a load of things, and maybe even loads of people- the primary example of the latter going by the name James Acaster. If you’re reading this, you probably know that isn’t true, but don’t people need reminders every once in a while? While you’re here, I might as well clear up that I don’t hate Alex Horne either. Sure, he was the master of my torment at times, but I don’t hate him. Never have.’
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- Part 8 of Taskmaster Collection: Anon 2's Version
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“Maybe it’s a guessing game,” suggested Alex, who had by now got the hang of rhetorical questions, but found it amusing to pretend that he hadn’t.
“The Taskmaster doesn’t play games,” she snapped. “He isn’t you.”
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Fifteen Year old Reece has secret meetings with Mr Pemberton so he doesn't hurt his mum.
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Lost in the Supermarket by exboyscout
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF
10 Dec 2025
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“It’s retail, mate. I’m not expecting perfection from some twenty-something dairy stocker. I know it’s not your passion—hell, it’s not mine either. It’s nobody’s, really, is it? You’d have to be properly mad, maybe even a bit masochistic, to actually enjoy it.”
Alex swallows, because he sometimes worries that he could very well be both of those things.
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Alex has … a situation.
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it's not tension, we're very happy by awfullyloudforanintrovert
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF
09 Dec 2025
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“I’m thinking of piercing my ears,” Alex said.
“Doing it yourself? Wouldn’t that be awkward as hell?” Greg tried to picture piercing his own ears, and he couldn’t see how he’d manage to get the angle right. “No, that won’t do. I’ll do it.”
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Greg follows him leisurely, watching his arse in his jeans. “Any particular plans this evening?” He teases.
Alex sets the milk carefully on the kitchen table, then stands there, awkward, a spare part. “I don’t know how to answer that.”
What does it say about Greg that even that sentence gets him going? “Lucky for you, I do. Sit down.”
Alex puts his hand on the back of one of the chairs, but Greg lifts a finger, muscling in on Alex, using his wider shoulders to cram the man into the space between counter and table. “Ah, ah,” he warns, “I said sit down, but I didn’t give you permission to use my chairs.”
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- Part 459 of TM
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Alex leaves something behind and Greg has an idea of what to do with it.
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- Part 2 of T4T Taskhusbands
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Greg has an early morning existential crisis after being cast as Father Christmas. Alex helps him through it.
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- Part 119 of Taskmaster Collection
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- Part 458 of TM
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