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Several years from now, Chad will remember the sight of Robert stoning another merperson to near death during the spawning season they met with blunted edges to the violence and fond, soft nostalgia.
The Chad of today has been courting a merman with dull scales and a deep singing voice that seemed to contain all the beauty in the world for all of a week.
(Updates Wednesdays, and Saturdays if schedule and backlog allows.)
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I've got a hunger (and you look good enough to eat) by ALCatLover
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
18 Jul 2026
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Robert Robertson the II doesn't really want to have a relationship with a woman, he just wants a kid. He summons a succubus about it and makes a deal.
Or: Robert is half succubus. It doesn't really affect his life much, other than some small bursts in strength, a minor heat resistance, and an allure he doesn't really use.
Oh. And he starts getting snippy, sweaty, and stressed if he hasn't had sex at least once a month. But as far as he can tell, that's the same for everybody.
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How To Maintain Your Mecha-Bitch: A Mechanic's Guide by ALCatLover
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
11 Jul 2026
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There's a glow of dim light coming from the otherwise dark apartment. In the center of the concrete floor, Robert is sitting criss-cross in his boxers and a tank top, the light of Alice's posable lamp centered on his arm, faint shadows of tools and containers and a roll of paper towels scattered around in reach.
Robert's arm doesn't look normal. It still has vague texture, an idea of what a human's skin should look like, but now it's rendered in silver from the elbow down. Metallic.
A seam has opened, at the hinge of the inner elbow held in his lap. It gleams wetly in iridescent black, drawing Chad's eye even from across the room and through glass, like the same wavering effect of those images of black holes, sucking in light so hard that it can't escape.
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"Well, after that biopsy, we have a diagnosis for you." The doctor snaps the binder shut and gives him a sympathetic look.
Chad's arms are folded over his chest, and he does his best not to scowl with impatience. He doesn't want to go to yet another doctor for this, not when after years of issues, he's finally getting an answer.
"Power-exacerbated endometriosis."
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Herman's unfocused eyes flutter open to a shadow standing over him, haloed by the bright restroom lights.
"Dude, you look fucking hot," The shadow mutters, and Herman sticks out his tongue, showing off the remnants of Galen's round, and then folds it back inside and swallows achingly. If his saliva didn't help out, he'd probably be feeling this for days. He presents his clean tongue once he's finished, to the shadow's audible enjoyment. "Shit, I'll get in you, real quick, just—"
The shadow starts fumbling with his belt, the sound of clinking metal loud in Herman's ears, and Herman furrows his brows, slow and difficult. How do his facial muscles work, again?
He doesn't get the opportunity to finish figuring it out before the shadow's dick is pushing into his mouth, and its uniquely shaped, fat head combined with his eyes focusing enough to make out two huge ears finally lets him puzzle out the shadow's identity; it's Victor, staring down at him with eyes as wide as milk saucers.
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just some dispatch stories and oneshots (with a focus on Robert Robertson the III) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
05 Aug 2026
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Some members of the cast grabbed me by the throat, okay. Robert’s everyman swag got to me.
That and the fact he's like if Comic Spider-Man, Iron Man, and Batman were thrown together and then promptly got their asses kicked into the Worm universe with no goddamn money. And I got a couple ideas.
If the ideas seem weird, sue me. I'm used to being in fandoms left without new content for so long we've started growing a mold culture. Each work should be considered as unrelated to each other, unless I make clear it's otherwise.
All my works in the Dispatch fandom will be posted to this series, so if you're only interested in dispatch, subscribe here, not my user.
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can you cuck someone with the version of them that exists in your mind (and guest stars!) by ALCatLover
Fandom Dispatch (Video Game)
13 May 2026
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DSMP Bande AU by ALCatLover, orphan_account
Fandom Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Mar 2021
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Friday night clubbing with your coworkers sounds like a good time, but it is effectively miserable when you're stuck at the bar vying for one of them.
Or; Herman gets lucky.
Bookmarked by ALCatLover
09 Aug 2026
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Birdcage by Poiby
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 May 2026
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Gongyi Xiao cuts Luo Binghe off before he even starts to speak. He looks grave, serious, with none of the quiet ease or contemplative peace Luo Binghe normally sees him wearing.
“Do you want to look inside?”
Luo Binghe tilts his head, scrunches his brow in mock confusion, scrambles to insist that he wasn’t snooping.
Gongyi Xiao, once more, does not let him.
“You should see, I think,” he decides.
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or: a reimagining of a scene in Tarnished Gold Chapter 5, wherein Huan Hua's shadows are slightly darker
Bookmarked by ALCatLover
08 Aug 2026
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Shen-shijie by spikenard
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2026
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08 Aug 2026
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- Part 4 of That's Disco, Babyyyyy!!!!
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07 Aug 2026
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Lying on the hood of a broken-down car, the two teenagers held each other close. Dirty and ragged, still smelling like smoke and gasoline. They were fresh off an arson job — third one this month for one of the East Side crews...
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Short one shot fic inspired by You Kept Going by MAIHAV3000
I incorporated some lyrics into this. So song fic?
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BlondBlazer!Flambae and Villain!Robert AU
Concept art includedBookmarked by ALCatLover
07 Aug 2026