AmethystLavender
Fandoms
- Hermitcraft SMP (7)
- Dream SMP (7)
- QSMP | Quackity SMP (6)
- Vampires SMP (5)
- Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series (5)
Recent works
-
[Podfic] THIRTEEN YEARS AGO, YOU KNEW THIS: by BlueBerrie269, CaseGuitar89824, Hyper_Fox, Lavenderdoespodfics (AmethystLavender)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
18 Sep 2026
Tags
Summary
When Pearl was sixteen, she had a family for the first and only time in her life, and she sat on a desert porch with her feet in the dust and listened to the hum and chatter of two people she loved and felt the buzz of an oncoming thunderstorm in her skin, electric pop and sizzle like firecrackers in her fingertips. These days, she just feels the rain creak in her joints.
But she’s never been able to say no to Etho.
-- Tango's missing. With nothing but a partially-redacted journal of notes to go off of, Etho and Pearl set aside thirteen years of distance to find him.
Multivoice Podfic of THIRTEEN YEARS AGO, YOU KNEW THIS: by hoorayy.
-
Finally I'm ready for the silence by AmethystLavender for 42batsinatrenchcoat
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
01 Sep 2026
Tags
Summary
The lethal murderer and bounty hunter Moon Halver is finally put behind bars, hopefully for good this time. In a small, insignificant town like this, Cleo really doesn't think it will last long. They'll humor it always, if only just to get a closer look at wide-grinned wolf of a women.
Or, Wild West-ish moonrot au!! I like putting characters in the desert and making them yearn.
-
[Podfic] Everything is normal? Everything is fine? by Lavenderdoespodfics (AmethystLavender)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
21 Jul 2026
Tags
Summary
"1. Everything is normal and everything is fine. If someone suggests otherwise do everything you can to convince them against it, disengage if impossible to do so. If you begin to think otherwise, touch the rainbow exiting your house once and no more than once."
or
The Wonderful World of Joel has rules that you must abide by. Turns out it isn't so wonderful after all.
Podfic of Everything is normal? Everything is fine? by acraneonwing.
-
[Podfic] that which is worthy by Lavenderdoespodfics (AmethystLavender)
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
27 Apr 2026
Tags
Summary
“Just— uh, maybe it’s stupid, but I just thought maybe I could… I dunno, like, help you wash your hair or something. ‘Cause you said you feel gross. If that’s not awkward.”
Derek had been lying flat on his back with his face to the ceiling, but now he rolled onto his side, curled like a comma, to face Avery. He usually wore glasses, but those were conspicuously absent, and even on the reg they did nothing to soften the terse angles of Derek’s face, the truncated line from his nose to his top lip, the shadows so deep they bruised his eyes. Like this, in real life, Avery could see Derek looking at him, and see himself being seen in a way that transcended human knowledge.
“Only awkward if we make it awkward,” he said.
Podfic of that which is worthy by chrysalizzm.
-
Tags
Summary
Quackity and Tubbo both have night shifts at their local McDondals. They bond over normal life shit, what more could you love!
(Title from See Ya, Sucker! by Modern Baseball)
Recent series
-
Summary
This
iswill be a series of one-shots of my MCYT AU. The first post is going to be a better explanation!- Words:
- 3,775
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 1
-
- Words:
- 6,645
- Works:
- 1
-
- Words:
- 7,602
- Works:
- 2
-
- Words:
- 3,422
- Works:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
-
Failure at pillow bordering by W_C_I_N
Fandoms: The Search For The Leviathan (Short Film - Wifies), Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Aug 2026
Tags
Summary
“We’re adults. We don’t have to make this weird, right?” “Nonono— it'll be fine, Wifies.”
--
Or: Wifies and Hummer need to consider sleeping arrangements before finding a new server after drowning in Arronax's server. The pair decide on a simple solution: use extra bedding to keep the two separate on the same bed.What could go wrong?
Bookmarked by AmethystLavender
12 Oct 2026
-
Waking up repaired by W_C_I_N
Fandoms: The Search For The Leviathan (Short Film - Wifies)
16 Aug 2026
Tags
Summary
Hummer wakes up sitting down, leaning against the wall of his library.
The last thing he remembered was looking at Wifies while he looked around the ocean as they both awaited Levi at the bottom of the ocean of an unfamiliar server. Staring at Wifies while his casing filled with water, wiring getting waterlogged and insulation steadily being ruined. Then it all went dark just as his hearts dropped to zero.
How is he here, in his home?
--
Or: What if, post-Leviathan, Hummer woke up, having been repaired and brought from the brink of death by Wifies? What if they cuddled about it after Wifies passes out?"HUMMER ISNT DEAD!!!" I say as im dragged into a padded room
Bookmarked by AmethystLavender
12 Oct 2026
-
Water leaking from a hidden eye by W_C_I_N
Fandoms: The Search For The Leviathan (Short Film - Wifies)
16 Aug 2026
Tags
Summary
He tracks around the house, looking for Hummer. Bathroom is empty, living room is empty, kitchen is empty. It’s all empty.
The sound of water splashing against stone reaches his ears. It’s coming from the basement. Is that where Hummer is…? The sound reminds him of what happened on the boat.
Carefully going downstairs, he wakes up a bit more. This is crazy, what is he doing? He should just go back to sleep and wake up to find Hummer in bed like normal. Nothing is wrong—
…
That’s… that’s Hummer’s head… on the floor. The display is on, the only color that’s showing is a bright orange with a stripe of black down the center. It resembles an eye.
----
Or: What if Hummer had a weird habit, and Wifies discovered it at the worst possible time?
Bookmarked by AmethystLavender
12 Oct 2026
-
Ice Breakers by A_Clovers_Leaves
Fandoms: The Search For The Leviathan (Short Film - Wifies)
24 Aug 2026
Tags
Summary
An exercise in trust with your guts splayed out on the floor, just to see if your other half will put you back together just as neatly as you would them.
Or, another one bed fic to the pile!! This time with extra angst!
Bookmarked by AmethystLavender
10 Oct 2026
-
to drown in your kindness by squidden
Fandoms: The Search For The Leviathan (Short Film - Wifies)
23 Sep 2026
Tags
Summary
Hummer cups Wifies’ cheeks, thumb brushing over his under eye gently with his long nails. “Are you feeling alright? Seasick?” His hands are cool against the adventurer’s clammy neck, trailing down to his shoulders. “Do you need anything?”
Wifies’ stare is completely blank as the cogs turn in his head, slowly. His mouth opens, then closes. “...No… I don’t.” His eyes are completely bleary with confusion, melting into Hummer’s touch. “God…”
or, Wifies' first time out on the ocean that's not a small, cramped boat or a shipwreck, so he sure isn't familiar with how seasick someone can feel.
Bookmarked by AmethystLavender
09 Oct 2026