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When life gives you Itachi Spawns, make an army by pavlovs_axolotl
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
11 Jun 2024
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When Itachi unknowingly bestows Sasuke with a plethora of his offspring, Sasuke decides he may as well train them up to be assets for the upcoming Ultimate Battle to the Death with his brother. Fight fire with fire, and fight Uchiha Itachi with his endless hellspawn.
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22 Aug 2026
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“Swish and flick, remember, swish and flick! Charms, like most other magical disciplines, is an art!” Professor Flitwick was saying, as Deidara sidled up to his assigned partner and half-heartedly took out his wand.
He waved his wand carelessly downwards and punctuated it with a half-hearted flick. Charms was no art. True art wasn’t stupid charms that poorly mimicked E-rank jutsus. True art was ephemeral, fleeting. True art was an explosion.
The feather spontaneously combusted with a bang.
Unwittingly, a manic smile distorted his face.
Wherein Seamus Finnigan is Deidara, formerly-deceased S-rank missing-nin, and the world is shifted slightly to the left. (AKA: Deidara's answer to most of Hogwarts’ problems is explosions, but the world is determined to run its natural course. Told in snapshots throughout the years.)
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22 Aug 2026
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Itachi was a good looking troubled teenager left to wander the country unsupervised in the company of a group of insane criminals. He may have made a few questionable decisions involving alcohol and women. It is also worth noting that no-one actually got around to explaining the use of a condom to him. The results are depressingly predictable. Or the one where Itachi missed shinobi sex ed and ended up creating spawn across half the elemental nations, which Sasuke somehow ends up responsible for.
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20 Aug 2026
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slummin' in the city in your fancy heels by BookKeep for JohnBurtonLee
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
10 Jul 2021
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When Shikako decides that it’s time to start adding personality to her chūnin uniform, she doesn’t expect it to get quite this out of hand.
It isn’t even her fault.
Mostly.
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20 Aug 2026
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What if Kara came back early to get her dog, but found him missing? Lex Luthor has hell to pay for stealing Krypto the Superdog.
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19 Aug 2026