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When life gives you Itachi Spawns, make an army by pavlovs_axolotl
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
11 Jun 2024
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When Itachi unknowingly bestows Sasuke with a plethora of his offspring, Sasuke decides he may as well train them up to be assets for the upcoming Ultimate Battle to the Death with his brother. Fight fire with fire, and fight Uchiha Itachi with his endless hellspawn.
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22 Aug 2026
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“Swish and flick, remember, swish and flick! Charms, like most other magical disciplines, is an art!” Professor Flitwick was saying, as Deidara sidled up to his assigned partner and half-heartedly took out his wand.
He waved his wand carelessly downwards and punctuated it with a half-hearted flick. Charms was no art. True art wasn’t stupid charms that poorly mimicked E-rank jutsus. True art was ephemeral, fleeting. True art was an explosion.
The feather spontaneously combusted with a bang.
Unwittingly, a manic smile distorted his face.
Wherein Seamus Finnigan is Deidara, formerly-deceased S-rank missing-nin, and the world is shifted slightly to the left. (AKA: Deidara's answer to most of Hogwarts’ problems is explosions, but the world is determined to run its natural course. Told in snapshots throughout the years.)
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- Part 8 of x-over compilation
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22 Aug 2026
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Itachi was a good looking troubled teenager left to wander the country unsupervised in the company of a group of insane criminals. He may have made a few questionable decisions involving alcohol and women. It is also worth noting that no-one actually got around to explaining the use of a condom to him. The results are depressingly predictable. Or the one where Itachi missed shinobi sex ed and ended up creating spawn across half the elemental nations, which Sasuke somehow ends up responsible for.
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20 Aug 2026
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slummin' in the city in your fancy heels by BookKeep for JohnBurtonLee
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen
10 Jul 2021
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When Shikako decides that it’s time to start adding personality to her chūnin uniform, she doesn’t expect it to get quite this out of hand.
It isn’t even her fault.
Mostly.
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20 Aug 2026
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What if Kara came back early to get her dog, but found him missing? Lex Luthor has hell to pay for stealing Krypto the Superdog.
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19 Aug 2026
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Just Sweep Me Up, Take Me Somewhere Higher by yetikittycheeze
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025)
27 Mar 2026
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Her hand slammed down on the flashing button, accepting the comm before the sound took the opportunity to make her head explode. What to expect, she honestly wasn’t too sure. Considering the circumstances- it had been about a month since they’d properly spoken- she was sure it was a butt-dial or something. Kara bent down slightly, attempting to pick something out through the heavy buzz of radio feedback through her low-quality speaker. For several seconds, she just listened, unable to hear much beside the faint rustle of fabric. Dumbass. As she had suspected, it was a butt-dial, a mistake. Kal knew better than to rely on her to save him.
Just as she reached forward to cut the comm, sound broke through, the unmistakable deep grumble of her cousin. It was a sound she heard rarely, though she understood it's weight the minute it echoed through the call; defeat.
“Kara- Please- Kara, can you hear me?”
Or- Kara Zor-El gets a distress signal from Clark while he's being held captive in Lex Luthor's holding cell. Reluctantly, she goes after him. However, not even Supergirl is immune to the green kryptonite poisoning her cousin.
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19 Aug 2026
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The mission to the Land of Waves was meant to be a test of teamwork and endurance, but for Sakura Haruno, it becomes the catalyst for a terrifying evolution. When a desperate gamble during a fight forces Sakura to take a life for the first time, the trauma does not manifest as expected. Instead, it unlocks a dormant bloodline.
As the life drains from her victim, Sakura discovers a terrifying truth, that she forcibly absorbs the chakra of those she kills. The power is visceral, addictive, and entirely foreign to the girl who was raised to believe she was the ordinary daughter of a civilian couple.
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19 Aug 2026
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The Distance Between Gods and Girls by LieutenantShini
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender (Cartoon 2005), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
17 Aug 2026
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After striking the final blow against Kaguya, Sakura Haruno awakens in a world consumed by a different war.
Here, there are no shinobi, no hidden villages, and no one capable of matching her strength. To the people she meets, Sakura is something between an Avatar and a god - a figure powerful enough to finally end a century of bloodshed.
But overwhelming power does not make peace simple - and surviving war does not mean one knows how to live after it.
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19 Aug 2026
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What are we doing? by JustAnAutisticPotato (Taylor_Raiyne), Taylor_Raiyne
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
21 Aug 2026
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Team 7 takes on the biggest mission of their lives together five years after the war ends: building a family.
A fluffy, but also incredibly raw look at postpartum, child rearing, and how love changes as the years pile up for Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura.
(Sasuke doesn't leave again, and I fix some of the politics in canon as well because why not)
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19 Aug 2026
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Shisui died at sixteen. Unfortunately for everyone involved, he got better. And pinker.
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18 Aug 2026
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After the Chuunin exams, Kakashi and Team 7 are sent on a B-rank mission in an effort to maintain the appearance of the Hidden Leaf's strength. While the mission itself goes well, they're in for a nasty surprise when enemy shinobi take it upon themselves to capture Konoha's Copy Nin.
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18 Aug 2026
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Just a few minutes ago, there was a surly teenager standing in front of him — red eyes and cold expression identical to his older brother. Now there's a terrified child, six years old at most, staring up at him and drowning in way-too-big clothes.
"Well, shit," Kisame says. Itachi's gonna kill me for this one.
Sasuke gets turned into a kid. Itachi reverts to his previous form of Good Older Brother™. Kisame is extremely confused.
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18 Aug 2026
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Itachi is out on his own mission when it happens. By the time he makes it back to the village, Sasuke has already been missing for five days.
It takes him a month to get him back.
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15 Aug 2026
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Bed Buddies by shewearsglasses
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Marvel
22 Jun 2014
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In which Wade needs a place to stay for a night, maybe two. At least he promised not to be annoying.
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15 Aug 2026
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At the end of the world, Kaguya's victory is imminent. Naruto and Kurama are the only ones left fighting and know they have no chance of survival. The Sage finds the power to send one of them to the past to stop Kaguya from ever being resurrected. It was supposed to be Naruto, but at the last minute, Kurama finds the fate of the world in his paws. Now, if only he could convince his previous host and her husband that he really is here to prevent the world from ending.
AKA yet another time travel AU
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- Part 1 of Kurama Time Travel AU
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14 Aug 2026
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14 Aug 2026
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Obito arrives a few moments earlier when Rin jumps in front of Kakashi’s chidori. He’s still too late to save her, but he’s in time to watch the sequence of events that makes Kakashi shatter. Instead of returning to Madara, he chooses to live by his own mantra and refuses to abandon his friend in his time of need. Obito returns to Konoha with Kakashi, and this results in just a few unintended consequences. One of them being his insistence that he should be allowed to care for his late sensei’s orphan son, no matter what the Sandaime might say about the matter. He’s not quite sure how Kakashi becoming his unofficial co-parent fits into this, but he’ll figure it out eventually.
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- Part 1 of Good!Obito AU
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14 Aug 2026
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Of Rogues, Retweets, and Cancel Culture by GiggleB0x
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
21 Jan 2025
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FBI ☑ @FBI ・13h
Attention Twitter users! The experiment in which prisoners from Arkham, Stryker’s Island, and Blackgate have internet access has begun today. We will be making you aware of the accounts these Villains may, or may not make. Block them if you’d please, or follow them if that’s what you’d prefer. As long as you stay safe! 1/3
342.9K Views | 12.1K Retweets | 6.8K Quote Tweets | 78.5K Likesor: Someone has the bright idea to let the rogues have access to twitter. Someone else has the bright idea to teach them what cancel culture is.
It goes about as well as you'd expect.
Also, Harley implies that she's dating batman, Dick Grayson gets canceled both as a civilian and as Nightwing, and the Joker does a twitter poll to decide whether he should kill batman or not- not neccessarily in that order.
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- Part 3 of Batfam Twitter Shenanigans
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13 Aug 2026
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Of Twitter Shenanigans and Fake Adoptions by GiggleB0x
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types, Teen Titans - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
21 Feb 2023
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Daily Planet News ✔ @TheDailyPlanet ・23hr
It has been confirmed by an anonymous source that Nightwing is, in fact, Catwoman's biological son.
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253K Views | 169 Retweets | 53 Quote Tweets | 18.9K Likesor: The internet tries to troll the batfamily so the batfamily (and a lot of other hero's) troll the internet
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- Part 1 of Batfam Twitter Shenanigans
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13 Aug 2026
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Statistically speaking, Otter should have died three missions ago.
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“Otter,” said Morino Ibiki, voice like gravel soaked in sake. “Do you know why you’re here?”
Otter blinked, eyes innocent beneath his cracked porcelain mask. “Free dental?”
Ibiki didn’t blink. “Try again.”Or
ANBU Otter might just be the most annoying operative to have joined the workforce.
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13 Aug 2026