Archember
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Salivate by Archember
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Squiddo's "This Mod Started Mimicking My Friend" Video
17 Aug 2026
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Ashswag was created with the purpose of making Squiddo as happy as can be. Unfortunately, he begins to want much, much more.
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Kenadian is all alone, left to search for the Zero World and explore the End all by herself. It doesn't go well.
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A New Life, What is Life Again? by Archember
Fandoms: The Wifies Debunk Saga (Web Series)
22 Jul 2026
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Wifies is fresh off the realization that he is free for the first time in his life, and now he has to figure out what he wants to do with that life. At least he has Kenadian here as a guiding light.
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Little Soldier, Little Girl, Used to Love this Forsaken World by Archember
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
06 May 2026
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A young Ashswag meets a strange, powerful girl who appears in his room in the dead of night. She helps him achieve his first taste of freedom.
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The tiny secluded village of Smosh gets raided by werewolves. While several have died, Spencer is the first to turn. Now he has to navigate his new life as a werewolf.
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Smosh vs. My Little Portal by Archember
Fandom My Little Pony, Portal (Valve Video Games), Smosh
17 Jul 2025
- Words:
- 5,906
- Works:
- 2
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ClownPierce's Guide to a Successful Retirement by dayabreaka
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Unstable Universe (Web Series)
09 Aug 2026
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Their team consists of four known members—Larkspur, Ivor, Blackout, and Polaris, but speculation online insists of a larger network of villains in the group, given the scale of what they’ve been doing. Larkspur is the most fascinating of the group to him, between his genius traps and rare public appearances.
Clown wishes he could've met the guy during his time as Pierce. A trapper would've been amazing to have by his side, but… well. No time like the present…
Given that the man in question has just smashed straight through his front window.
⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱❀ • ❀⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆
OR, a superhero/supervillain au where Clown is forced to retire from villainy to work a boring civilian job, but things don't quite go to plan...
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- Part 2 of day's clownzy ✶࿐
Bookmarked by Archember
20 Aug 2026
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Laissez Les Bons Temps Rouler by willowsandwonders for Anony_mousie
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
23 Dec 2025
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"With a human buffer between him and the parade floats, Branzy is mostly protected from the deluge of plastic beads being thrown from the krewe up on the floats. The power lines and branches of the trees are already sagging under the weight of errant beads—glittering under the streetlights like strange, colorful icicles.
It’s still loud and a bit overwhelming, but in a fun way. Honestly, not any worse of a crowd than a big concert. And even though the calas disappear quickly from their bag and into his stomach, eating good hot food has warmed him up against the occasional cold breeze.
There’s just one problem. Somebody’s following him."- Language:
- English
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Bookmarked by Archember
08 Aug 2026
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It was getting dark now, and the great black tent of the circus just visible outside the city bounds was slowly disappearing against the fading sky. Branzy couldn’t see any of the smaller red and black stripped tents surrounding it from where he was, but the main tent was obvious even from just the part that could been seen, appearing to lean towards the city with a promise of blood.
OR: Branzy decides that the safest place to hide is where no one would ever expect to find a coward.
Bookmarked by Archember
25 Jul 2026
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Somewhere, in the back of your head, you applaud him for managing to find the most personal punishment imaginable.
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13 Jul 2026
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“There’s no shame in assigning credit where it’s due.” Clown makes a vague gesture with the schythe, pointing over Branzy’s shoulder. “This is all you, no?”
“In collaboration with many others,” Branzy repeats.
Clown hums. “So… if I were itching to kill everyone involved with making this park, that wouldn’t just be you?”
Another line drawn; Branzy’s lip quirks wryly, before he catches himself and admits, “It would just be me, in that case.”
Note from author: this is a rewrite of a jester walks into an amusement park
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- Part 10 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
Bookmarked by Archember
09 Jul 2026