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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    andy looks calm while he sips his coffee. andy always looks calm so it shouldn't be a surprise to patrick but he's still cut up about that considering andy's basically a lamb to the slaughter right now.
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    its... my first prompt challenge submission... im so excited
    anyways, pete is stupid and dumb and thinks that andy needs convincing to join fob. patrick is stressed tf out

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    01 Sep 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    Patrick's a transman, and he thinks Pete might be less cis than he thinks.

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    30 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    short drabble of patrick getting cramps and andy being nice company. is it called pandy? atrick? andtrick. i was close. they should call it pandy.

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    30 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Joe Trohman had this way of looking at him, and Patrick has spent two years not-thinking about it, which is harder than it sounds.

    When prom comes around and neither of them have dates, it seems simple enough. Friends go to prom together all the time. It doesn’t have to mean anything.

    Patrick is very good at pretending things don’t mean anything, which is to say, he is not good at pretending at all.

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    28 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    When you give a bunch of old men the newest iPhone model, really stupid things are bound to happen. This probably has nothing to do with the fact that said old men are gay and dating each other and also hit band Fall Out Boy.
    This is like when you give a mouse a cookie but Fall Out Boy are the mice and the cookie is a bunch of new fangled phones.
    featuring: me projecting onto pstump, joe maknae propaganda, pete being more of a little shit than the rest of them, and andy instigating half of this behavior.

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    28 Aug 2026