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He knows it, and Crowley knows it, and that's what eats at him from the inside, knowing his own happiness, Crowley's too, have to be sacrificed for mankind's sake.
Again.
At the end of everything, they still get nothing.
"Did I say the wrong thing?"
Yes... No... I—
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(Continuation of part 1, but can be read as a standalone).
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Amber-yellow covered ankles enters the scene, and then the rest of Aziraphale follows, the colour following him as he makes his spiral descent down the stairs until he reaches the ground floor.
Crowley remains transfixed at the sight of him.
Aziraphale sighs softly and offers him a warm smile.
“Apologies for the wait.”
Oh, Crowley is way past caring about waiting if this is the end result.
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- Part 2 of Christmas time post-season 3
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(Inspired by fanart by FlyingRotten).
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The box suddenly feels heavy in his hands.
“So uh... I-I bought you something. Y'know, with it being Christmas 'n' all.” He goes for nonchalance as best as he can manage through his bumbling, anxiety surging through his body as he offers the box to Aziraphale.
It's the reason why he decided to keep his sunglasses on as opposed to having them off, going against the per usual when in the safe confines of the bookshop.
“Oh. Oh! Oh, thank you, Crowley! B-but we've never— ”
“s'okay. Think nothing of it.”
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- Part 1 of Christmas time post-season 3
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The people of the Narrow's roar and shout at the existence of The Penguin, booing at the sorry excuse of a replica standing in the centre of the arena. When Edward appears on stage as himself, wearing a garish sparkling green suit, slandering Oswald's name, they cheer with him. It's a temporary remedy, but a remedy nonetheless. And Edward drinks it up until he's drunk on it, basking in its laughter and words of scorn towards Oswald that do their best to cover up the pain. It feels good, but the effect will wear off later.
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(IMMEDIATE SEQUEL TO 'PRESS A TO KISS ME'.)
Edward hums a little louder before pulling out of his grasp after a few seconds, releasing Oswald from his mouth for a moment of respite. His eyes are full blown black, his cheeks flushed, and a little dishevelled that is equally endearing as it is hot.
Oswald is hit with a sudden wave of intensity, that fine line of indecisiveness returning as to which end of the spectrum on what he'd like to do with this man.
He never imagined such fluctuating thoughts could feel this good.
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- Part 2 of Ed plays BOTW
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The Summer of Smut: 2021 Edition by akitsuko, arcanemoody, Bandicoot, BlessedMasochist, bri_notthecheese, Chierei, ciels_trashland, Gabrie_DwelleR, Inkfowl, knightinpinkunderwear, mblay, Miss_Vile, whosthatpokaimon
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Gotham (TV)
09 May 2022
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Collection of stories written for the 2021 Nygmobblepot Summer of Smut Event hosted by Nygmobblepot Haven Discord.
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- 78,650
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- 14
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- Words:
- 10,883
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The Summer of Smut: 2020 Edition by 221blackandwhitestripes, arcanemoody, august_justice, Bandicoot, BlessedMasochist, bri_notthecheese, Chierei, ciels_trashland, connerluthorkent (august_justice), definitelynotdaniel, Gabrie_DwelleR, Hobo, Inkfowl, liversalmon, Miss_Vile, whosthatpokaimon
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Gotham (TV)
09 May 2026
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Collection of stories written for the 2020 Nygmobblepot Summer of Smut Event hosted by Nygmobblepot Haven Discord.
- Words:
- 57,334
- Works:
- 14
- Bookmarks:
- 18
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The Summer of Smut: 2022 Edition by Adamastos, akitsuko, arcanemoody, Bandicoot, BlessedMasochist, Chierei, FantasiaGolwyn, Miss_Vile, Misty_Sea, whosthatpokaimon
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Gotham (TV), Shortbus (2006)
11 Dec 2022
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Collection of stories written for the 2022 Nygmobblepot Summer of Smut Event hosted by Nygmobblepot Haven Discord.
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- 48,890
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- 12,137
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A short story for Connor's activation anniversary.
A glimpse into Hank and Connor's near future.Bookmarked by Bandicoot
15 Aug 2026
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And while Aziraphale would never voice it aloud, Crowley knew the angel missed the white Christmases of decades past. Aziraphale might have been happy with his lovingly decorated home, the real tree in the corner, and the cheerful bustle of the village preparing for the holiday, but there was still a quiet longing nestled beneath all of that contentment; Crowley could feel it as surely as he felt the warmth of the hearth behind him.
There was one last thing he could do. One final flourish to make everything, absolutely everything, simply perfect.
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Crowley just wants to make Aziraphale's first Christmas with him perfect. Aziraphale has a surprise of his own.
Bookmarked by Bandicoot
11 Aug 2026
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Aziraphale was planning to enjoy a rainy Sunday with a good book, but Crowley had other plans...and they involve more than just a perfectly cooked roast dinner.
Lingerie, crème brûlée, and plenty of sexy fun.
Bookmarked by Bandicoot
09 Aug 2026
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Feast by Ashfae, mostlyjustgoose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Mar 2024
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Crowley's spent the whole of lockdown asleep. Aziraphale has spent the whole of lockdown baking, cooking, and becoming increasingly frustrated with his solitude. Which eventually leads him to the perfect way to solve all his problems at once...
Or, Aziraphale attempts to seduce Crowley with a truly excellent meal, and Crowley is amenable.
Bookmarked by Bandicoot
06 Aug 2026
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Prior to her escape from Doctor Cortex's clutches, Coco Bandicoot had decided to confront his henchman and her unwonted mentor- Doctor N. Gin - about the mad scientist's plans for her.
[The comic is also avaliable on Tumblr: https://crash-bandicoot-wasted-potential.tumblr.com/]
Bookmarked by Bandicoot
29 Jul 2026