Basingstoke

Basingstoke - Crazy Eyes



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    Multifandom. My favorite stories I have written through the years.

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    A series about the two characters in all Star Wars movies and their secret, disrespected love.

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    “Come here, kid.” One of Robby’s hands catches Dennis’s and lands against his sternum, trapping his arm against his chest, while the other stays in his hair, fingers winding into damp curls. Dennis’s attention is everywhere and panicked. He catches a flash of Perlah readying the needle and a desperate sound punches out of him.

    “Nope, don’t look at that,” Robby says, using the hand in his hair to force his head back, angling his vision away from the commotion and up towards him. Dennis’s eyes lock onto his, pupils blown wide. “Look at me. Yep, good. I’m right here. You’re doing so good, honey. Just keep those eyes on me.”

    The IV tourniquet snaps into place and panic flashes anew in Dennis’s face. ”Robby—”

    “I know. It’s just Dana and Perlah. We’re just pushing some fluids, no more drugs. You’re safe.” Out of the corner of his eye, Robby can see Perlah speeding through what has to be the fastest IV placement of her career, Dana keeping her grip on Dennis’s hand to stop him from jerking away. Dana shoots him a glance of warning and Robby tightens his hold. “Okay, quick poke now. Still just us. Deep breath, Dennis. I've got you."

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    Dennis gets drugged by a patient and has a bad trip.

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    09 Oct 2026

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    I wasn't really expecting it to come up at all, if I'm being honest, but you know what they say about assuming. After all the initial discussions and work to figure out what I could eat, what I needed to get via food, and how best to ensure adequate nutrition, I figured food wouldn't come up again. Like, ever. Eridians are super private about it, and it's a nutritional obligation to them, not a social norm like it is for humans. That was fine - they soundproofed my kitchen and dining room for an added layer of protection, once they realised how noisily humans eat. No harm, no foul.

    I hadn't accounted for the anthropologists.

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    A brave group of Eridian scientists finally broach the taboo topic of food with Grace, and there's a whole lot of miscommunication, a few false allegations, and the unveiling of an unintentional slight Eridians have been committing against Grace since the beginning - with Rocky being the worst offender of them all.

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    07 Oct 2026

  3. Rec 35

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    r/RBI

    u/TheBoobonicPlague

    Help wanted identifying voices on old cassette tape (one voice possibly featured on news)

    Hi, guys, I originally posted this on r/CursedThriftStoreFinds, and I was directed here. I’m not gonna go into all the details of my original post, if you want you can check it out here. Long story short, I have an old cassette tape, and we’re trying to identify who the voices on it might be. One user mentioned VOICE B sounding familiar, like they heard it recently on the news. It’s been driving me crazy for weeks now, I’d really appreciate the help. I’m attaching the transcript and some audio samples below. Thanks.

    u/dontbouncethedog
    excuse me why the fuck is there only one set of footsteps in those clips?!

    u/TheBoobonicPlague OP
    Yeah, that’s exactly what started this whole thing. I’m trying to find out what’s going on there. And please, no ghost theories.

     

    Or: Daniel and Armand become Reddit cryptids for a week and ruin multiple people's mental health.

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    05 Oct 2026

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    In the far flung year of 2046 Ilya Rozanov-Hollander is known as a beloved fuzzy media personality, husband, and father. This continues to baffle his long time fans. If they didn't learn the lesson from #whorelore that this man used to be an absolute menace, they'll just have to keep going.

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    You're telling me there's HOW many pictures of him about to bone down at clubs? The guy who I'm Gonna Be (500 miles) could have unironically be written about? That guy? No fucking way.

    Yes way.

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    10 Aug 2026

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    Shane’s ex-girlfriends keep coming out as queer. He’s trying to be supportive, he really is, okay? Listen, he’s an ally! But it’s sort of becoming a problem. For pretty obvious reasons, because people are definitely starting to notice—Ilya most of all.

    (AKA, I give Shane the most absurd queer community and convoluted coming-of-age journey of all time and it still somehow gradually makes things better in the long run.)

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    09 Aug 2026