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“This.” Token points at him and Stan. “You two.”
Stan’s horror is palpable, and Kyle…well. Kyle’s got two choices. Distance himself from the inherent accusation, or lean in.
He leans in. Maybe a little too far.
Wrapping his arm around Stan’s shoulders, he turns up the wattage on his fake-ass smile one hundred fold.
“You caught us out! We’re in love!” Kyle announces. Stan stands rigid in his embrace, rage emanating off his body in actual waves, but he doesn’t contradict what Kyle’s saying. “Like, passionately.”
“Great,” Token replies flatly. “That’s spectacular. No one saw that coming.”
Bookmarked by Bean31
15 Dec 2025
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holy fuc y holy holy woowowowowowowowow Incredible !!!! Long writing so funto read and so SAD and compelx and AMAZIG
the characters have conflicting human ever thing hhholy -
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Cartman got therapy, Kyle has a hard-on, and New Year’s Eve remains a cause for celebratory champagne even if you’re locked in a bathroom with your worst enemy.
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Bebe tries to use a love potion on Kyle, but the plan goes wrong when the potion makes him fall for Cartman instead. Good thing Cartman hasn't been pining for Kyle for eight years or anything crazy like that.
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Kyle knows that Cartman is up to something. His friends are too polite (or possibly creeped out) to tell him that he's nuts.
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Charlie unceremonially plops himself down onto the gravel shore and begins removing his shoes.
“Charlie?” Pim breaches.
“You ever been skinny dipping, dude? Because it’s like--it's good for you. Good for your spirit. Yeah, it’s--”
“Um.”
“No, listen--it’s natural. It’s like our natural state. Like--”
“I don’t think that’s a good idea, Charlie”
“Like our ancestors did this shit, like, all the time, dude.” By this point, Charlie has managed to get his socks and shoes off. He starts moving to remove his sweatshirt and a spike of anxiety shoots through Pim’s chest.
“Not while they were drunk, probably. Are you even a good swimmer?”
Charlie manages to get his sweatshirt over his head and flings it off to the side. He twists back towards Pim and turns his face up, up towards him, like a flower turns towards the sun.
“Are you?”
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Charlie's dad dies. Pim learns a lot about Charlie. And Charlie learns a lot about himself.