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    “Wanna go grab some grub? I have it on good authority there's some qual-a-tee Mexican around here.”

    Peter’s mouth drops open. “Uh, you always invite guys you just met out for lunch?”

    Deadpool laughs and leans forward. The words are muffled when he says, “Only the ones I meet in movie theaters.”

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    02 Oct 2026

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    It’s obvious to everyone but Deadpool that Spider-Man is in love with him.

    (Basically: 5 times Someone Else realized Spider-Man was down bad for Deadpool, and one time Wade learned it for himself.)

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    29 Sep 2026

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    It was almost routine: Wade got careless, he got himself killed, and Peter had to save the day alone and safeguard the corpse of his idiot best friend until it had the chance to respawn. Which took fucking forever. As good as Wade's healing factor was, coming all the way back from the roadkill stage was still going to take–

    “Webs," creaked the Deadpool-shaped mass of still-squishy remains.

    Well, it should have taken a hell of a lot longer than this.

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    22 Sep 2026

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    "This is Will Graham. I know you have a 24 hours cancellation policy, but I don’t think I can make it this evening.” What else are you supposed to say? Give a reason? He does not have a good reason. “Something came up and I—”

    “Hello?”

    Goddammit. Fucking landlines.

     

    In which Will desperately needs a hug. And who is Hannibal to refuse?

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    15 Sep 2026

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    Pre-heat left him short-tempered and irritable, even worse than usual, but Hannibal had lingered in his office doorway and said, “Come along, Will. No reason to grade on an empty stomach.”

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    14 Sep 2026

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    One of them has to bend. Hannibal decides it should be him.

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    14 Sep 2026

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    Hannibal starts to show up at Will's house at the crack of dawn to make him breakfast, killing two birds with one stone: cooking is one of his many passions, and, honestly, Will Graham is climbing up the list.

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    13 Sep 2026

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    Now that Wade knows Peter's secret identity, their prank wars are starting to get a little out of hand. But, come on, Peter's not stupid enough to think that big, conspicuous lump in the front of Wade's sweatpants is real.

    There's just one problem with that...

    (For the Fic-or-Treat 2022 square "trick or treat." Inspired by a prompt by sakushazam.)

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    09 Sep 2026

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    Deadpool had never considered that Spider-man would one day cave to the constant flirting and innuendos. The most he had ever hoped for was a begrudging acceptance, and the most he’d ever dreamed of was a domestically happy relationship. What he got was far different from either of those.

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    08 Sep 2026

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    Wade has been searching for the perfect word to describe his perfect boyfriend, Peter, and thanks to Tumblr he finally finds it. Peter isnt thrilled that Wade woke him up in the middle of the night to share a made up word with him, but he realizes quickly that Wade is trying to be sweet.

    Andrew Garfield is Peter
    Ryan Reynolds is Wade

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    07 Sep 2026

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    Peter Parker was an intelligent man. 

    A clever boy. 

    A crafty, devilishly clever boy. 

    With a crafty, devilishly clever brain, whenever he remembered to use it. 

    And like a light switch, the gears of his brain clicked on.

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    Wade has a praise kink. (Or the one where Peter Parker finally says the L-word.)

    Accompaniment to @ask-spiderpool!

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    06 Sep 2026

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    Is that Deadpool? Totally awesome! In an ‘oh shit, I hope he’s here for me’ kind of way. Peter rolled his eyes, making his way behind the counter and putting on an apron while the other employees ran outside and (presumably) called the police. Without clocking out. Great! Amateurs. I mean, Jesus H Christ, this is Queens for fucks sake! I mean, don’t take the graveyard shift if you can’t handle the sight of a body. Or multiple.

    Peter didn’t respond as he clocked everybody out and himself in before he got in shit, then slowly made his way to the front counter, casting a defeated look at the corpse splayed across it. Deadpool’s grin faltered.

    “This your katana?” Peter asked dully although he didn’t need to, gesturing to the katana pierced through the corpse’s mouth and into the counter. Deadpool nodded earnestly, silent for once. “Please collect it.”

    “Why can’t you?”

    “I’ve lived in New York for my entire life, went through the whole ass public school system, plus university, and I only ever learned three things of value: never go to New Jersey unless you’re on crack, if you ever see a rat, scream at it until you can’t see it anymore - and don’t touch somebody else’s murder weapon.”

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    05 Sep 2026

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    Prompt: hopelessly pining peter (like high school crush style without the high school because high school aus r boring)

     

     

     

    Peter pines over Wade (and isn't in high school). That's the story.

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    04 Sep 2026

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    Peter wants to do a scene where Wade does whatever he wants to him and Wade loves to give Peter whatever he wants. Read the tags.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Wade's laughing at something a pretty girl with long black hair and a tight dress is saying. His hand is curved around her hip, and her face is tucked against his ear. She’s whispering something that’s probably clever, funny, and sexy and is going to literally charm those tight pants right off him. Peter takes another burning sip of his drink, something strong that Wade had gotten him, and it’s gross, but it also burns in a way he needs because it dulls the twist in his stomach when he sees Wade with people who are actually capable of making a move on him.

    The girl is pressing a kiss against Wade’s cheek now, and he’s saying something that’s making her laugh. Peter takes another long drink. Of course, she’s laughing. Wade is immensely funny, not that Peter would ever tell him that. He’s also immensely arrogant and thinks he’s hot shit because he is and Peter wants him so, so bad. Too bad he’s not a hot girl, or a hot guy, just Wade’s weird nerdy college roommate whose been crushing on him for three years.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    “Is it my winning personality?” Deadpool asks finally.

    “Historically, I’m not that easy of a lay.” Peter bites out, twitching as the knife at his hip cuts through his already-tattered costume and drags against the skin.

    “Is it the knife?” Deadpool leans in closer, and Peter’s pulse spikes as he starts moving said knife again. The tip caresses over his hip, not cutting through skin any more just making itself known. Peter lets out a noise too embarrassing to label and is pretty sure that answers the question.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    Spider-Man’s identity is going to be leaked to the papers first thing Monday morning and all he can do is wait - unless - there’s a certain asshole mercenary with a hard-on for him and a window begging to be broken into that can keep him distracted all night.

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    30 Aug 2026

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    “Then how do you know about the venom?” Wade asks.

    Peter opens his mouth, licks those pretty lips, and closes it. “I um, you know,” he tilts his head, a red flush blooming in his cheeks. “Masturbated before?” he whispers out the word, and then he’s back to hiding on Wade’s shoulder.

    “Pete, my love, if we wanna go somewhere with this, you need to mentally graduate middle school first.”

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    29 Aug 2026

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    Peter has two big secrets in his life. One, that he's Spider-Man, and two, something that includes a lot more lace. Well, actually, he has three, if you count his crush on one Wade Wilson, alias Deadpool.

    (Or, Peter likes wearing lacy panties, and he likes Wade Wilson. Hopefully the two can mix, if he can just get over unmasking Spider-Man.)

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    27 Aug 2026

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    One night after patrol, Spidey falls asleep on Deadpools shoulder, and Wade carries him down to his apartment to sleep it off. When Wade wakes up, its to Peter snuggling on top of him, wanting a kiss, because he figures if he can trust Wade while he sleeps, he can certainly trust him with his heart.

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    27 Aug 2026

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