7 Works by Aeynonymous (CaMerAnon)

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    Your secretarial duties involve filing paperwork, getting your boss on schedule, buying him coffee and sometimes setting him on fire.

    Those don't necessarily need to be in order.

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    What's a neglected daughter of Rex Lapis to do when he "dies" and she gets lowkey blamed for it?

    Nothing. She goes to Sumeru because that ain't her problem.

    (And Sumeru welcomes her. It gives her more things than her family could. It teaches her how to accept and love herself, slowly but surely. The foxy Forest Ranger and the terrifying General Mahamatra made sure of that.)

    or

    Garam, supposedly the God of Ashes, the sole daughter of the God of Geo and the deceased Lord of Dust, has Issues™.

    If anyone sees her try to pick a fight with men 3 times bigger than her, please point her to the nearest Forest Ranger or stationed Matra in the area. They'll know what to do with her. (they won't but her owners will come pick her up dw about it)

    [author is a sucker for the one piece found family trope]

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    31/?
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    One time, you got so drunk you passed out directly after you closed your door and almost squashed your dog under you.

    When you opened your eyes, you weren’t in your apartment anymore. You were under a Gingko tree, listening to someone’s deep voice humming a tune you think you recognized.

    “Shut that racket.” you grumbled, regretting your life decisions as a headache started hammering your brain into submission.

    Immediately, the humming stopped. Then it said, “My apologies.”

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    SAGAU fic. Warning: crack

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    8/?
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    The first time she met the Head of the Kamisato Clan wasn't impressive. Neither to her nor to him since he spent the entire hour conducting a meeting with the rest of Inazuma's big names while she was not-so-discreetly smuggling dango to her boss.

    The second time she's met him was months later, and it was only because she just coincidentally stared at a tree too long.

    The third time, she was starting to feel suspicious.

    (Reader isekai'd into Teyvat about centuries ago, turned into the Electro family's nanny and is currently having stalker problems. Alogenes were so fucking weird.)

    DISCONTINUED(author doesn't like Ayato anymore lol)

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    19/?
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    You just want to go through your high school life without dying or getting screwed over. In South Park, you realize that's... impossible.

    Unfortunately, the boys don't make this any easier by not leaving you the fuck alone.

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    3/?
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    Another self-insert fic in South Park. Almost everything bad happens in this town but all Hans can do is roll with the punches.

    (This would've served as a Reader fic but it bothers me when I have to write [Y/N] all the time. So I gave my OC a name.)

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    EDIT(12/1/23)

    unfortunately the first 15 chapters are ass. Like typical mary sue garbage. I tried to iron it out but shit man, I can't create miracles.

    The writing gets better at chap 16 i think. But honestly I can't blame you for being unable to stomach through chap 1-15 without bailing.

    Read at your own discretion.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    She thought that’d be the end of that. But a hand grabs her shoulder and since when did Kaveh breach past someone’s personal space like this?

    “Let go of me.” she snaps without meaning to. The sudden overbearingness didn’t sit well with her. Isn’t it enough that she had to fall in love with his lover and watch them be lovey-dovey while feeling like she was intruding on something? Why does she have to stay longer and bear this?

    He must have seen something in her eyes because he quickly lets go, even backing up with his hands raised to appease her. “S-sorry.”

    She watches them, wary. They’ve never acted like this with her before. Back then when she needed something from Kaveh, he wouldn’t have dropped everything to help her right away like he did earlier. Nor would Alhaitham actually be there whenever she was with him.

    “In my usual seat like always. You’ll find me there.” she says slowly, eyebrows furrowed. “I’ll be there.”

    And to her surprise, it’s Alhaitham that responds to that.

    “See that you do.”

    What the hell?

    ---

    They lost her once.

    They will not lose her again.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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