CanadianBacon5
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Destiny's Fate by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Destiny (Video Games), Parahumans Series - Wildbow
28 Apr 2023
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You are a pawn, one like hundreds of thousands in a million different stories, innumerable and uncountable.
But you are different
You, the reader, choose the path, you choose your destiny, your fate.
What side will you choose? Will you be a righteous hero, diabolical villain, or a peaceful rouge?
How will you fight? Will you attack? Defend? Or will you let the dogs of war tear each other to shreds and scavenge what remains?
Will you build relationships? Go out on your own? Or make calculated moves, cold and amoral?
And most importantly...
Who are You?
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How to leave a Deathworld in 5 steps or less. by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow
31 Mar 2023
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A random guy gets Isekaid, ROBd, whatever you wanna call it, into humble ol Brockton motheringfucking Bay
Naturally he rejects this idea and promptly tried to exit Earth Bet in a calm fashion.
The Universe happens to dislike his idea quite a bit.
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An Emperors Descent by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
08 Jan 2023
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Thump. Thump. Thump.
That was all Kaiser could hear, the endless droning of feet marching in perfect sync. It was all he knew for the last 3 days since that damnable thing destroyed his legacy, it took all that he created and destroyed it in a night.
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Now and Forever more by CanadianBacon5
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
11 Nov 2022
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I knew I wasn’t normal
And don’t get me wrong, normal is a very loose term in this world of super hero’s and villains, but I don’t mean it a super power type way. I mean it in a fundamental truth type way. Even the oldest memory I can remember has me be influenced in a way, guided to the most desirable outcome.
Be it a gut feeling whispering to me to take a left instead of a right that would’ve ended up at a cape fight, or choosing to pick a lottery ticket that just seemed right. That lottery ticket won me $3000.
What I’m trying to say is that I’m not normal, normal people don’t have a voice helping them, a voice urging them on, a voice telling him to conquer and slaughter them as is his right as a C’1@3.
…. So yeah. I know I’m not normal.
And I’m okay with that.
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Recent series
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Bacons Cooky Crazy Warhammer Fics (Patent Pending) by CanadianBacon5
Fandom Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Warhammer 40.000
08 Jan 2023
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The World of Otome Games is Tough for a Washed Up Fixer by shirokokawaii
Fandoms: Library of Ruina (Video Game), 乙女ゲー世界はモブに厳しい世界です - 三嶋与夢 | The World of Otome Games is Tough For Mobs - Mishima Yomu
30 Jul 2026
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In which a washed up Grade 9 Fixer finds himself in a misandric Dating Sim world after the ending of Library of Ruina.
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- English
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- 141,780
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- 28/?
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Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
11 Aug 2026
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The Two Vessels (CSM x JJK AU) by Naoya_Zenin
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
12 Aug 2026
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Chainsaw Man meets Jujutsu Kaisen! The two universes are fused to the best of my abilities to write! The story picks up as Denji is ambushed by the zombie devil...however, someone else meets him before Makima, leading Denji into a new world and range of possibilities as the two worlds collide and a struggle begins for the two vessels. Set in June 2018.
Introduction Arc: 1-11
The Hunt For The Patch-Face Devil Arc: 12-?Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
11 Aug 2026
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Have a Cursed Day! by Oceanic_stream
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
31 Jul 2026
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Reincarnated in the JJK universe as Sukuna, the King of Curses? With a system to follow canon and he tragically dies at the end after basically causing a massacre for sorcerers and humans alike? What is this death flag he's being subjected to!?
He's not going to die again just because the plot said so!
What if: [Sukuna failed most of the villain missions... because the main casts can hear all of his thoughts, but that can't be- right?]
𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼
“Oh god, the crime this guy created is massive in this world. There’s literally nothing I can do to change anything.”
Sukuna painfully grimaced at the thought and oh- what the hell, System? He was given a second chance at life only to die again? In a villain’s body?!
“So what, I have to be evil and- and, I don’t know- bully a teenager and give him trauma?”
[Affirmative]
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- Part 3 of Life of a Grade 4 Curse
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- English
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Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
03 Aug 2026
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Yuji has strange tastes.
He enjoys eating. The act of chewing brings delight, the blessing of taste is a balm to the soul, and the feeling of swallowing feels like finishing a prayer.
Yuji loves to eat.
There are so many flavors to try and explore.
What's more is he liked to share. Food. Experience. Life.
Yuji is a kind boy who loves to eat.
And what better way to eat than to cook?
The Jujutsu World demands a fighter.
Yuji's gonna cook.
tl;dr: What if Yuji chewed instead of swallowed and was a mad foodie blogger?
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- English
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Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
03 Aug 2026
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Does it Matter? by TheCongo
Fandoms: 葬送のフリーレン | Sousou no Frieren | Frieren: Beyond Journey's End (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦≡ | Jujutsu Kaisen Modulo (Manga)
25 Jul 2026
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Displaced to another world, Yuji Itadori must come to terms with his own seeming immortality. The answer? Traveling with an elf on a bunch of sidequests.
Bookmarked by CanadianBacon5
25 Jul 2026